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Gravity Falls Valor Force Rangers

by Fereality

Monday June 6th, 2016

Gravity Falls, Oregon

A group of Gnomes are surrounding a shorter Gnome which had his back up against a young sapling. As he looks around a younger looking Gnome walks to the front of the crowd.

"Well if it isn't the shrimp who was too short to help his family gain more seed blocks from the local bird houses," Geoff said as he stopped in front of the obviously shorter Gnome.

"Look Geoff, I'm sorry. I...", the shorter Gnome started before he was interrupted by Geoff.

"Did I say you could speak? No, I'm not done berating you.", Geoff was practically yelling in the shorter Gnomes face, "Not only did you fail then, you are a constant failure Jefferson. This was your third strike. You messed up the deal we had with the Northwests to supply them with the enchanted pyrite and then you had to open your mouth and it cost us our new queen. She had agreed to everything till you spoke up."

"I had to," Jefferson spoke up, "you were trying to..."

"I was doing nothing that went against the treaty we have with the Pines family," Geoff cut him off again, "AS I have said this was your third strike. You are shunned, exiled from the tribe."

And with that the Gnomes turned away from him as one. As the group began to walk away Jefferson reached out and grabbed Geoff by the shoulder and forcibly turned him back around. "You can't do that to me! You know who I am. My father was the Speaker of the Tribe before you. You're jealous of the fact that I should have taken over as Speaker as soon as I came of age, but no you pulled some archaic rule about height to keep me from gaining my rightful place at the head of the tribe."

"Someone as short as you would never be able to...", Geoff started yelling before he was stopped by Jefferson punching him in the face.

Geoff was saved from a continued assault by the other Gnomes. They picked Jefferson up and threw him down a nearby ravine. They didn't even wait until he had reached the bottom before they had turned back around and left. If they had stayed they may have seen the eerie green light that emanated rock his head hit when he landed.

"They'll regret doing that. I'm still important to our tribe. They'll see that they need me one of these days and then Geoff will rue the day he threw me out," Jefferson said as he dabbed at the blood on his temple.

"If it is vengeance you want, my lord and I can help you gain it.", a sensual voice said out of the air.

"Who are you? Where are you?", Jefferson said as he looked around for the voice. He pressed some fabric from him sleeve against his head wound as he continued, "I know I hit my head but not hard enough that I should be hearing voices."

"Oh my, cutie. I am no mere voice in your head," the disembodied voice practically purred in his ear, "If you decide to help me and my lord, I will reveal myself to you."

"What exactly do you want from me?", he asked as he continued to dab at his wound.

"Just pick up the stone that you hit your head on and smash it to release us," the sultry voice explained.

After digging out the stone he saw it was some type of tablet etched with green glowing markings that seemed to be in some ancient language he doesn't recognize. Tentatively he picked it up and lifted it to face level.

"Well what are you waiting on?", the voice asked feeling as smooth as silk in his ears.

In one swift, strong movement he brought the stone tablet down across a large rock in the center of the ravine. There was a pair of flashes, one green and one a reddish brown.

"Your beauty only surpasses your voice," Jefferson remarked as he took in the two beings standing before him.

From out of the green light walked a caramel skinned beauty. She was dressed in thigh high black boots, a long emerald green dress with a slit up the left side and split open sleeves, a black leather corset, and a silver headdress that framed her face. There were silver lines emblazoned through out her ensemble. Her ebony hair was long and braided with strands of silver and green mixed within it. The thing that struck Jefferson even more than her beauty was the coldness that emanated from her violet hued eyes.

From the other light emerged a tower of a man, or at least Jefferson thought it was a man. He was seven feet tall if he was an inch and muscular, though not bulky like those Manotaur imbeciles, no it was a lean compacted musculature. And though he was wear leather breaches, his upper body was bare. From head to toe he was covered in a fine, ruddy colored fur.

"You have done well my servant," the hirsute mountain of a man said in a voice so deep it shook the ground, "We now must again search for the portals. They will allow us to bring forth my champions."

"I feel the presence of a small portal near my liege," the green garbed beauty said.

"Then dispose of this onlooker and lead the way, Lady Vane" the hairy behemoth ordered.

Jefferson's face fell after hearing the order being given. He swept his gaze over to the virulent goddess before him.

"I would do so Lord Tulka, but much has changed since we were last here," Lady Vane called out before sweeping a hand towards Jefferson, "We will need his help for awhile longer."

"Well then make him more presentable, I cannot have such pathetic creature working under me.", Lord Tulka commented with out a second thought.

"As you wish my liege," Lady vane responded.

As she raised her hands they glowed a deep violet, she leaned over and placed a hand on either side of Jefferson's face. As the glow began to envelope Jefferson he heard her murmur something intelligible. It was only as his body felt like it was on fire, that he felt he should have left the stone alone.

Mystery Shack

"Thanks for letting us have the welcome back party here Soos," Stan said as he watched the former handyman set up the DJ stand in the party room.

"It's no problem Mr. Pines," Soos called back inbetween hammer strikes, "You know the lil doods are family."

"Yeah, besides you and Mr. Ford still own still own the place.", Melody said as she joined into the conversation from where she was hanging streamers, "Soos honey, how does this look?"

"I must channel my inner Mabel," responded as he looked up. Scratching his beard he added, "MORE GLITTER!"

"Gotcha," Melody said with a giggle.

Stan chuckled as he watched the newly engaged couple. He headed over to where Ford was working on the sound system. He had said something about increasing the sound output while decreasing the potential for injury to the ears' audio receptacles.

"Hey Sixer, how's the nerd work coming?", he asked as he looked over Ford's shoulder at what his brother was working on.

As Ford was about to say something he heard a loud incessant beep start coming from his wrist. Looking down he said, "Oh Bill!"

Ford sprung up from the chair he was seated in and headed towards the vending machine doorway.

"Sixer, what's going on?", Stan asked as he followed Ford.

"Hopefully nothing, but if it is something, well I've been preparing some surprises if needed.", Ford said as the vending machine swung open.

Friday June 10th, 2016

The One That Got Cafe

Gravity Falls

The former Dusk2Dawn convenience store had been purchased last summer by a mysterious benefactor and remodeled into a cyber-cafe and coffeehouse. The owner then went and hired one of the most tech savvy people in town, Tambry Mauslein, to help manage it. She in turn hired Candy Chui and Grenda Cliffe as servers, she even found out that her friend Lee Smark was a remarkable barista. There was even a small stage that held monthly poetry recital, bi weekly karaoke sessions (she had Mabel Pines to thank for that one), and occasionally Robbie Valentino and his band played. She's even let that freak Gabe Benson hold a puppet show as a favor to Candy.

Today she was actually spending time with her friends at the counter while Candy and Grenda ran orders. Everyone was there besides Thompson, who was supposed to come in later after he finished his last class of the college semester. He was taking courses in marketing in Portland and the professor in this class was a stickler about attendance. He and Robbie still talk on the phone but no one has seen him since he left for his sophomore year at college two years ago.

"Alright, everyone coming to the Shack tomorrow night?", Wendy asked as she sipped her vanilla foam hot coco.

"Of course man," Lee replied over his soda.

"No way I'm gonna miss a chance to hang out with Funtimes and his sis," Nate added before he downed his espresso.

"And I definitely wouldn't want to miss you and Dipper fawning over each other all night," Tambry said with a smirk as she watched her best friend's cheeks start to gain some rose tint to them.

"We, we do not...", Wendy starts to protest.

Robbie just butted in cutting her off, "You two just need to kiss and get it over with, I'm getting sick of the yearly betting pool going unclaimed."

Upset at being cut off, Wendy jumped up. "We are just friends. Wait a minute, what do you mean 'betting pool'?"

"Wends, sit down.", Tambry said as she grabbed her friends hand, "You're making a scene."

"I'm not causing a scene," Wendy said as she looked around, when she saw that most of the people in the shop were watching her face went redder. Sitting down she continued, "Besides he's only my friend, nothing more."

"Protesting much?", Robbie smirked.

"I'm not protesting, you're protesting.", Wendy snapped at him. Looking around at her friends, she raised an eyebrow as she asked, "What was that about a betting pool?"

Everyone looked around sheepishly, even Grenda and Candy.

"You guys too?", Wendy said as she looked at the younger members of the extended circle of friends. The two girls quickly went back to work.

"Well we've all known you two have liked each other since that second summer," Nate said as he took another drink.

"Speak for yourself, I've known since Dipstick first came to Gravity Falls.", Robbie said as he snagged a biscotti off of the table, "Why else do you think I gave him such a hard time back then, it was so obvious that he had a thing for you that I had to eliminate the competition. Ouch!"

Tambry and Wendy both removed their boots off of the top of his feet.

"Wait if you guys were betting," Wendy started, "does that mean you guys don't think the age difference is too much?"

"At first it was weird but as good as you guys are together," Tambry said as she took another sip of her drink, "you two should totally should go for it."

"Totally, you and Funtimes would be great together.", Lee added

"Lee. We need a triple shot espresso with a shot of vanilla," Grenda called from the table closest to the door.

"Alright muscles," Lee called back as he looked up from the group. While he tamped down the coffee he swore he recognized the patron who apparently ordered the drink.

"Hey do any of you guys recognize the dude over by the door?", Lee asked as he was running the espresso press.

Almost as one the group looked over towards the table. Everyone seemed to agree that the guy looked familiar, it finally took Candy coming over and saying something before they finally figured it out.

"Thompson?"

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Welcome everyone to the first chapter in this new series. Here is my attempt at a Gravity Falls Power Ranger AU. In summer of 2016 an ancient force has arrived in Gravity Falls intent on finding weakened layers of reality that are prevalent in the area and exploiting them. Realizing fear is one of the ways to find the weak points, he and his evil henchman have begun corrupting both creatures and objects in order to terrorizing the populace. Taking a cue from a friend he met while stuck on the other side of the portal, Ford recruits five 'Teens with Attitudes' to combat this threat.

Also remember to check out my other Gravity Falls works here: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/556729/fereality

Gravity Heroes, A Superhero AU. A few months after the Mystery Twins head home from Gravity Falls Mabel gets a call from Soos telling her that Dipper was found turned to stone out in the woods. The problem is Dipper is standing right next to her. This leads them off to a new adventure.

Gravity Heroes: Sidetracks, a series on one shots & drabbels that are stories that are in the Gravity Heroes-verse but aren't necessarily required to read the main story-line. It's essentially my take on the classic Marvel Comics Presents.

Welcome To The Gravity Falls Region (Coming Soon), My take on the Pokemon AU. Follow the adventures of the potential Pokemon Master Dipper Pines and his sister Mabel, Pokemon Coordinator extraordinaire, while they travel through the Gravity Falls Region.

The Curse, thanks to a misunderstanding Wendy is targeted by a fairy curse. This is a short story following what happens afterwards.

I also would feel honored if any of my works inspire any art. If you do I would love to see them. Thanks again to all who have read this far. I have received art now from Deviou5, Siryleleen, & Polydactyly Zodiac. These will be posted soon in my Deviant Art account as fan art and credited to them. Thanks again you three. I'm happy to see different interpretations of the characters from the Gravity Heroes AU. Let me know by PM if you do and I'll send out a list of the full descriptions to you. The art is now up at fereality. deviantart just remove the spaces. A new pic of Yami is now up.

Again I'd like to give a shout out to dusk4224, EZB, SuperGroverAway, ddp456, & A Pleasant Dream. It was their stories that made me want to get back into writing and to want to start with Gravity Falls. Please check out their stories if you haven't already.

Please review. I'm always open to constructive and helpful criticism, though if you're gonna troll please move on.

#Gravity Falls #Power Rangers AU #Wendip

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