#vampirejohn

[liamgallaghermpreg]

hi spike i went to sleep last night thinking about john baby-trapping dean after sam leaves, bc ofc he would. but dean concludes they can’t have a baby for the obvious reasons, and john really plays up how torn up about it he is so dean is like “wow i can truly never leave him after we went through this together.” abortion-trapping. i just thought you should know

HIIIIII omg I love when ur online and I love this sm. Normally I think of Dean as the baby-trapper so John doing it is SO INSPIRED like omg that’s wife he needs sonwife around and NOT thinking about Sam. But ABORTION-TRAPPING IS THE MOST BONKERS INSPIRED THING I’VE EVER HEARD your mind is huge happy Friday oh my GOD. Thank you so much

[treevore]

pregnancy kink

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

lotta conditions here bc like ovi/forced breeding? yes, oh yeah. breeding in general yeah but actual pregnancy like the actual state of being pregnant, i am generally kind of indifferent toward which is funny considering that i kink on body horror and maybe that's why i'm into the forced scenarios.....anyways

[schrodingers-dove]

#''great and now i have to raise another one of my fatherhusband's children 🙄'' / ''dean that is an adult man''

screaminggg and he would’ve DONE IT TOO like in another universe, you know dean is driving them down once a month to stalk adam a la stanford era. and sam would be like “dean you don’t even like this kid” but that’s irrelevant sam!! he’s john’s and that makes him mine!!!

dean winchester will see an unattended youth and go "is anyone going to reluctantly parent that?" and not even wait for an answer.

but yea, he would.

okay and then i had actually serious thoughts :')

dean was ~11 when adam was born, so for dean it's two betrayals. bc it's john having a kid who he doesn't drag into hunting like he does with sam & dean and allows to grow up "apple pie." but (iirc) john doesn't seek out a relationship with adam until sam leaves for stanford. so like. there's the betrayal of your father having a secret extra child and the betrayal of a partner leaving you to go play dad to their shiny new secret kid with a former partner. it's a deep and complicated wound and tbh, dean handles it pretty well and is warming up to adam before he finds out it's actually ghoul!adam. and once we get real adam in s5(?) he's referring to him as family/a brother even tho they have never actually met before. (extremely funny tbh when adam is like who tf are you??)

ALSO. i have a lot of thoughts regarding the symbolic classism of john taking adam to baseball games being very Traditional Apple Pie Americana vs later on in s11 we find out that john mostly took sam & dean to indie pro wrestling shows (my beloved) which in my personal experience has tended to be seen as low class/trashy. all extremely sad bc on its good days, pro wrestling is shakespeare in the squared circle. sports for theater kids who never did theater.

[pleasure-as-a-means-of-survival]

The Daddycest 18+ Discord Server held a secret santa event this year for the holidays! It opened November 20th for sign ups, and pairs were assigned November 30th for everyone to start creating! Each person was given a "wish list" from their partner, and the gifters got to work to have everything cranked out for the deadlines between December 20th through the 31st! Everyone was given the option to either write, or draw - whichever they were most comfortable with! Without further ado~

Masterlist

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Fan Fictions:

"Wincestielmas" by @nuturalsuper

Castiel/Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

Sam and Castiel decide to make Dean celebrate Christmas with them this year, it turns into a threesome…

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"Lukewarm truths at Blackwater" by @crowleysmistress

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

The night before going up to Blackwater Ridge to help the Collins with the Wendigo, Sam & Dean communicate some hard truths about their past, John W and about how they see the trip and what each expects to do in the future.

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"'Til Death" by @samanddean76

Dean Winchester/John Winchester

John goes on a hunt. Shit goes sideways. He comes back to his Omega a changed and slightly undead Alpha. That's when it gets really crazy…

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"Daddy's Boy" by @leafzelindor

Sam Winchester/John Winchester , Dean Winchester/John Winchester

Sam has decided that he wants what Dean has. Dad's attention. He wants it bad. He wants those hands on him. He wants to feel skin on skin. Now he doesn't have to wait any longer.

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"Like A Girl" by @boywifesammy2

Dean Winchester/John Winchester/Sam Winchester

Sam comes home from school pent-up and frustrated from a week of being caged up. He convinces Dean to take care of him, but John isn't happy to come home and see that Deanna disobeyed orders and gave into Sam's pleading. After all, how will Samantha ever learn to act right if Deanna keeps letting her think she's a boy?

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"Imitation of a Perfect Soul" by @gappyswife

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

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"Oh! Darling" by @deafsamwinchester

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

little sammy isn't so little anymore, is he?

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"An Honest Conversation" by @brotherscain

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

The first time it happens, it’s an accident. Sam’s been poking around some of the dusty tomes in the bunker, tells himself his sudden curiosity has nothing to do with missing Dean. Staying up, researching until delirium sweeps him under. Sam could attribute it to any number of spells and incantations without the slightest clue of how to fix it back.

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"Safe and Sound" by @vampirejohn

Dean Winchester/John Winchester

Discord Server exclusive - no link

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"Laptop Desires" by @cheshireimpala1967

Sam Winchester/laptop!Dean Winchester

Discord Server exclusive - no link

Fan Arts:

"Bonding Time" by @pumpcidraws

Jack Kline/Sam Winchester

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"Judgement" by @winchesters-and-roses

Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester

And that's a wrap for Secret Santa in the Discord Server! Thank y'all so much for creating these wonderful pieces for one another! I am so thankful to be in with such an amazingly talented and creative group of people - you knocked it out of the park 🎉 Happy New Year!

[wastemanjohn]

tagged by @panicroomsammy thank u ❤️

Favorite movie: either the neon demon or brokeback mountain

Favorite TV series: house emm dee

Favorite music artist: huge toss up but today i'll say pixies

Favorite color: PINK

Favorite season: summer

Favorite book: again huge toss up but i'll go with cat's eye by margaret atwood

Do you have any Funko Pops? no :( but i'd like one!

Do you play an instrument? i play bass but i haven't picked it up in months. i do want to get back into it but that involves building the habit of practising.

Do you have any pets? yes two sweet cats who think they're people

Do you read and/or write fanfiction? nah idk what that is

What song have you had on repeat recently? cornflake girl

What's your relationship status? single and grumpily on an app

What's the last song you listened to? pixies - broken face

tagging @vintagedean @saintmarywinchester @treevore @missroserose @possede @intothegreat-wide-open @vampirejohn

[i-already-know-im-going-2-hell]

Tagged by @holyfreaks 🥰

design a moodboard for yourself and tag your moots

(I did two, I'm so sorry I couldn't choose)

Tagging some people that I'm pretty sure we're mutuals, but it's hard to tell with side blogs, so I apologize if we're not, that just means I think you're cool 😅:

@incesthemes @overrated-sheep @platonic-soulmates-gencest @vampirejohn

@schizosamwincester @lilacpaperbird @winchesterlesbian

[daddysboydean]

tagged by @i-already-know-im-going-2-hell @paranoidxbastard @flowers-in-your-basement feeling very uwu ❤︎ ❤︎  Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIP this is everything i have notes for! only some of them have parts written. - soft animals - horrorgirl - endverse au au - walk behind your house - singer auto & salvage yard - cheap thrills - pop song - wax - john/jo - jo pov accidental voyeurism dunno if y'all write & some of y'all i've never interacted with before i but i like the cut of your jib, so! @majordemonblockpartyy @blood-prayer @atticwifesam @winpocalypse @vampirejohn @holyfreaks @wincest-in-the-corner @chiisana-sukima @ebenelephant @theboykingsmichaelsword

[seanwinchester]

okay as @vampirejohn rightfully pointed out in the comments this isn't even accurate, sorry for spreading misinformation

go to THIS year in review for more accurate data and to this post for a deep dive on the methodology used in the first shared list & pls reblog this version instead of the og post

lol have you guys seen this

ao3 year in review

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Any fic with vampire!john in it? Not the one with sherlock turn him into one but the one that only john is the vampire then turn sherlock kinda fic

Oh my god, you know what Nonny? I read one a LONG time ago… It was so good, and apparently I’ve never bookmarked it. I just remember John was the vampire, and Sherlock found out about it by accident because John needed to feed (I don’t remember how) and Sherlock offered to be a blood donor but Sherlock was never turned because John didn’t want to curse him with it. He fed from Sherlock’s wrist. It was so long ago.

ANYWAY, other than that one, no I do not know of any VampireJohn fics… seems to be a rare thing! Can anyone rec any good Vampire!John fics?

[askthewindsucc]

//also  ye,,, vampireJohn won

[treevore]

force fem!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

i'm into it, i'm BARKING HOWLING into it if there are elements of discomfort or degradation involved

hold him down and put lipstick on him and zip him in that cute little dress and take her out in public and make everyone see

[ebenelephant]

tumblr user @vampirejohn coming in with correct takes! like idk what to tell you, john's whole thing is that he very much doesn't want any more of his family to die

okay but why would john let his boys anywhere near a demon?

saw some people criticising him for the fact that after everything they were still really unprepared for that demon in season 1 but like... if i were john and one had killed my wife and i was constantly destructively concerned for my sons' safety and it was 50/50 over whether or not one of them was the anti-christ, a demons would be the last thing i would ever introduce them to.

would that be a good decision? apparently not. but if i don't teach 'em about them, hopefully they won't go seeking any out.

[ixhadbadxdays]

“Bite me. Please.”

@jollyhooper

"You...you can't ask me that Molly. You really can't." That was a temptation that few of his kind could resist. To offer...a willing meal offering themselves up? John's vision went red around the edges at the thought... Sure, it can be fun to have one that tried to run and struggle; John was a predator, after all, and Molly was offering to be his prey, one that wouldn't squirm or try to scream underneath him.

"Why would you? It's wrong. Very wrong. No. Don't give me that invitation again Molly."

[daddysboydean]

@vampirejohn tags

hi heres a dramatic enactment of how i think dean winchester's coming out to his dad story would go:

dean: "uh dad i thought you should know i'm bi"

john: "??? 🧐🧐 and?? why are you bothering me with this?? 🫤🫤 you know I've been awake for four days transcribing this ancient text i got from some yahoo that has a 0.001% chance of leading me to find out what happened to your mother?? 😡😡 do you not realise how important this is?? AND ANYWAY why are you even in here while sammy's alone in the next room where anything could get him?? 👺👺 i don't care if he's 17 and can kill with his bare hands you need to protect him!! 🥺🥺 come back when you have coffee and advil 🙄🙄 jfc boy"

and then dean would silently walk out and they would never talk about it again

[5thtantei]

if you were the vampire!john, please let me know^^ i had such a great time chatting with you! :D btw i was the jade! :)

[treevore]

no wait can i try and guess why sam is antivax…… is he holding a grudge bc john didn’t keep track of their records so he ended up with double and triple doses of shots. or did start researching one night after a particularly convincing reddit post. i can see him as one of those “i just think kids shouldn’t get so many at once” guys

my logic is v similar/tangential, i'm gonna copy/paste what i wrote bc i stand by it:

being that he was in college in california in the early 2000s and already primed with knowing to some degree that monsters are real and exist, i can see him being very like science sceptical and prone to being taken in by crunchy antivaxx weirdos and it's not like him and dean ever stayed in any place long enough for the (half faked) vaccination records from when they were kids to really be looked over by any schools so i can fully see him pulling up a couple poorly cited studies that back up what he's been told and going "well, thank god i didn't get most of those and never will" and i think that the leviathans would rly make him go "we are never getting something from a company injected in us" he's already organicpilled vegetablemaxxing, going "i'm not gonna get the flu shot and thank god my dad never injected us with that mmr garbage" is less steps than many would think