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CONTRADIÇÃO MASCULINA
uma visão crua sobre aqueles que julgam você.
é estatístico que os homens são tudo aquilo que eles criticam quando se trata de uma mulher.
os homens atuais além de serem frouxos e vitimistas criticam todos da sociedade de forma preconceituosa, mas procuram sempre relativizar suas atitudes e seus pensamentos grotescos em prol de valores cristãos que eles nunca praticaram, rebatem os posicionamentos de inclusão e diversidade com "embasamentos cientificos ou religiosos" como se o mundo girasse em torno da pica deles e todos tivessem que aceitar e abaixar a cabeça para uma 'verdade' que não é universal.
são uma parte da sociedade que riem e caçoam de todo mundo até eles virarem o alvo.
são cachorros que latem o tempo inteiro e voltam com rabo entre as pernas porque além de contraditórios são caras de pau.
frustrados por terem sido cornados a 7 anos atras por uma mulher que leva a mesma vida de 9 a cada 10 homens da sociedade.
choram sozinhos para os seus amigos igualmente fracassados no discord porque sabem que nunca darão certo com seu ideal feminino de mulher branca do cabelo curto peituda e mãe solteira
vão ser os primeiros a te mandar fotos das genitalias deles sem vc consentir, mas também serão os primeiros a criticar a puta do onlyfans que ganha o triplo do salario mínimo deles.
os homens na internet na verdade são tristes, querem te rebaixar porque eles ja se sentem assim, querem te taxar como puta porque nunca vão admitir que eles são uma também, julgam as travestis como homens mesmo que nem eles também sejam
eles vão bater uma pra vc mulher que vende conteudo, pra você mãe solteira, pra você mulher trans, pra você garota menor idade, pra você prima dele, pra você garota rodada, pra vc mulher gorda, e também pra ex dele, mas todas nós estamos erradas, menos eles, os pobres coitados.
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#fanart#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#art#itadori yuji#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#sketch#lots of mistake but i just wanted to draw bgs again#thank you irls for streaming valorant to me for 4 hrs
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my text post collection vol. 1
#i want these to have some sort of loose theme so for this one it's the first tweet#plenty more to come. if you care#valor core#maul core#text posts#edit: this post breached containment lmao
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guys, i'm getting really fat 🫢
#i am losing at valorant and full of jack in the box but i caught a glimpse of myself in a reflection and went 😮#i can't believe i did this to myself 🫠🥵#my elbows are round!#me
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#i have been in the psych ward i can make this joke. i have psych ward valor#gravity falls#mp#tbob#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#the book of bill spoilers#bill cipher#500#1k
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MDNI, 18+ | TOP!READER | DEGRADATION KINK
A pretty sub’s legs wrapped around you, whining pathetically. Their fingers intertwine with yours, grip tight to ground themselves to the feeling of your dick stretching them out. One of your hands lock around their throat, squeezing the air out of them as you fuck your aching cock back into their tight hole. They’re so wet, their pretty entrance slick with cum and lube.
“Please.. fuck, m-more—” They look at you all teary-eyed as they choke out their meek words through a sob, thinking you care about a stupid, little doll that you can break and repair whenever you want. “You want more, huh? Such a needy whore,” Their walls seize up, bed groaning from the relentless pounding, “Fuck, greedy slut. You liked that.”
On shaky thighs, they try to meet your thrusts. “Wait, ah, mmmng, slow down-” Oh, but the both of you know they don’t mean that. It’s their own form of asking for you to continue bullying your dick into their pulsating heat. Their sweet cries fill the room, clenching down on you tightly which triggers your orgasm rather quickly. Hips stuttering as your cum fills their hole until it’s leaking past your cock. You glance to their face, panting harshly, and the expression they wear makes you impossibly harder. So fucked out but they need more and more until you turn them into your pretty, dumb toy.
#꩜ knight duty#𝒉𝒆 who writes.#uh yeah#dom!reader#top!reader#male!reader#dom male reader#top male reader#dom reader#top reader#male reader#top gn reader#sub!character#sub character#sub cod#cod smut#sub atsv#atsv smut#slasher smut#valorant smut#jjk smut#sub jjk#dc smut#marvel smut
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So, recently I got an email telling me that I'm seeing a play in Chicago next week. Which was news to me.
I do occasionally forget when I've bought tickets to an event, but the play, per the email, is Harry Potter and the Cursed Child and I would have had to be in a fuckin' fugue state to buy those to start with.
It had a link where I could claim the tickets, so I kind of assumed it was either a phishing scheme or someone put my email address into the slot instead of theirs, like our email addresses were one letter off or something. There was a very slim chance someone bought it for me as a birthday gift but I didn't think I knew anyone who knew me well enough to blow that kind of money on me but didn't know me well enough to know my thoughts on JK Rowling.
In any case I forwarded it to customer service like "Hey, I didn't buy these tickets, is this a legit email from you guys? If so it went to the wrong address. Unless the name Sam [surname] is on the tickets, it's not for me."
Bout half an hour later they hit me back with an actual receipt. "Oh no, they're under [my legal name], see? These are a gift from an organization that buys tickets for military veterans and their families! Enjoy the show!"
....now, I'm not a veteran, and nobody in my family is either (well, my grandfathers, but they're long dead). Still, the tickets are undeniably in my name. So I had to hit them back like "So....I'm not a veteran..."
They're now very confused but handling it internally, so I don't have to stay involved now that I've convinced them I'm not Staff Sergeant Sam Starbuck or whatnot.
But I do find it very amusing that I am, for all intents and purposes, at the moment the possessor of STOLEN VALOR THEATRE TICKETS.
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Needy.
Currently imagining fucking our needy boys. Poor babies would rut sooo deep inside of you, snuggling their head deeper into your neck whining 'bout how good your pussy takes him in. Moans and intoxicated whines bouncing off the walls while you're scratching your nails on his back, eyes rolling to the back of your head. Fucking so deep it practically pains him to pull out at this point. Furiously rubbing your cute little puffy clit while biting down your neck. Breeding you full of his seed, not stopping until the only name rolling off your tongue is his.
-Megumi, Satoru, Suguru, Toge, Yuuta, Choso, Cyno, Albedo, Kazuha, Diluc, Dan Heng, Blade, Dr. Ratio, Phoenix, Yoru + your favs!
#megumi x reader#megumi x reader smut#gojo x reader#gojo x reader smut#geto x reader smut#geto x reader#toge x reader#toge x reader smut#choso x reader#choso x reader smut#yuuta x reader#yuuta x reader smut#albedo x reader#cyno x reader#cyno x reader smut#kazuha x reader#kazuha x reader smut#diluc x reader#diluc x reader smut#dan heng x reader#dan heng x reader smut#blade x reader#dr ratio x reader#blade x reader smut#dr ratio x reader smut#phoenix x reader#yoru x reader smut#yoru x reader#valorant x reader#valorant smut
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EVERY TIME I DRAW REX HE LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE GEKKO AND IDK WHY OR HOW TO FIX ITR BUT HERE TAKE HIM
#im losin it#sorry not sorry i hate that game#fps games suck#but at least CoD is fun while making me want to bitch slap someone through a screen#says the person who is literally addicted to fps games#captain rex#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#aviiart#grrr the valorant hater in me is waking up again
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White tiger Jett 🐅
#valorant#valorant jett#jett#anthro#furry#furry community#artists on tumblr#furry art#furry fandom#anthro furry#tiger furry#anthro tiger#sfw furry#valorant fanart#valorant furry
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Sketchy fade for study
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modern/college au with sukugo :3
#fanart#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#art#gojo satoru#ryomen sukuna#doodle#sukugo#yes i did lose 23 games on valorant it's a tough night
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Starting my karriär here with Fade Valorant
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