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𝔻𝕦𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤
Includes : If they smoke, vape, do blunts or none | Fav ice-cream flavours | Fav kissing places - giving and receiving | Height | Age | Extras
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Has smoked once a few years ago but it didn’t feel good so he won’t do it again, leaving him to vape every few days. Can survive without it tho
Not a huge ice-cream fan but will eat white chocolate + raspberry
24 years old
5’11 / 180cm
Receiving: He isn’t a huge fan of receiving kisses, but if he did receive them he would rather them on his hands and wrists. Giving: A fan of just off the lips, either above or right next to them. Finishing with one directly on them.
Used to be a hardcore vaper, slowing down before stopping. Still constantly smells like mint. (Very artificial)
Is very basic with anything sweet, so she gets vanilla bean each time.
She is one for anything extra, so when either receiving or giving she will try to embarrass you. Oh, you need to go somewhere, and without her? She is giving you loud and non-stop kisses at the door all over your face.
But even Jett needs to wind down, so give her a forehead kiss while stroking her hair back, she will be knocked out quickly.
5’4 / 164cm
22 years old
She will only vape at social events or around a few friends. (Mainly any younger agents who also vape or tolerate it.) Even then she can not handle vaping for a few days at a time. No matter the smell, will handle them like they’re not even there.
She loves her sweet treats as well, so she instantly turns to her all time favourite; Bubble gum. And will add just about every topping if she isn’t stopped. (Has become sick too many times from this, and keeps doing it.)
Loves giving nose kisses. She’ll run past a leave a quick peck before leaving, if there is enough time she’ll stay back and have penguin kisses. Is a fan of receiving butterfly kisses, they are simple and cute. (She is also very ticklish.)
5’2 / 160cm
19 years old (Making her the youngest agent)
Is most likely the clumsiest when it comes to making out. 90% of the time teeth will clash, but still staying passionate. If she gets confident her partner might get a small zap, along with the surrounding area. Will act confident but in reality, you’re her first.
Has two piercings, a silver industrial and a matching gold helix. (With Raze.)
He does a mix of all three, (Smokes, vapes and does blunts.) normally with a friend each night.
Loves his caramel flavours, mainly salted but will eat any with caramel.
Receiving: Anywhere and everywhere on his face. Giving: Anywhere on the body, if given the chance he will kiss even the most hidden areas.
5’11 / 182cm
23 years old
Lost a bet once and the consequence was to get a dick piercing.
Wingnix: (Gekko x Phoenix)
One night Gekko tried to give Phoenix head and the piercings got caught on eachother. Unable to free themselves they had to call Yoru, who won’t let them live it down.
Phoenix only found out Gekko was trying to become clean because of Reyna. Who confronted Phoenix about him halting the process, only to realise he didn’t know. Since then Phoenix has tried to help Gekko.
She vapes in most of her free time unless around Killjoy, who she will not vape around. (Smart enough to keep it away from any labs.)
Will only get and eat the rainbow ice-cream (Unless Killjoy, Neon, Phoenix or Breach offer.) Also adds a variety of popping candy flavours.
Receiving: Loves receiving the same amount of attention, is strong enough to catch her partner if they did the same thing. Is also a fan of softer moments. Giving: Is a fan of crashing into her partner and covering their face in kisses. Not letting them go until she successfully covers their face.
5’4 / 165cm
23 years old
Has a gold industrial. (With Neon)
She has not and will not do any type. Her and Killjoy are helping Gekko to stay clean.
Is a fan of the more unusual flavours, her most favourite is boysenberry.
Receiving: She isn’t one for pda a lot of the time so small pecks before rushing off fits her, only to gain ‘compensation’’ for the lack of attention later. Giving: In public she’ll give you more formal kisses, like the back of your hand, wrist or even on the cheek. In private it’s anywhere she can reach, lips down to your neck, leaving hickeys.
Will watch as you continue about your day with her lipstick marks all over your face. She saw them immediately but said nothing, letting someone else tell you about them.
5’8 / 174cm
30 years old
I feel like she has more piercings, one or two golden studs in her ears. With a relatively simple belly piercing, in gold.
After a while she got some small tattoos for Gekko and his creatures. Each of his buddies have a simple design, while Gekko himself has his name, Mateo, written in front of a graffiti like background. The only person aware of this is Cypher, who has been threatened into silence.
Wouldn’t call herself a fan of shitty spanish shows but will binge watch them at night.
Is a fan of romance and thriller books, especially if there’s a mix. Reads them in bed at night, even when she’s alone during the day. (Has a pair of reading glasses but rarely wears them, so it takes her twice as long to read.)
Doesn’t smoke but vapes regularly, mainly blue raspberry. And every few days he will roll a blunt with Phoenix. Although he doesn’t mind the smell of any type.
Is pretty basic when it comes to sweet food, especially ice-cream. His favourite being double chocolate, this also includes most chocolate flavours
Receiving: Will never kiss in public, (Has a reputation to upkeep) but enjoys a more intimate moment. Being all tough and scary on the battlefield leaves him melting in your embrace instantly. Giving: Still a fan of intimate kisses, but also gives rough and romantic moments.
5’4 / 165cm (Though his hair adds an inch, making him 5’5 when it’s styled.)
26 years old
Extras
Especially in his last few teenage years he got a lot more ear piercings, though over the years he let them close over, only keeping the one current piercing. (Having 3-4 more.)
His fashion sense isn’t terrible, but it isn’t amazing either. Since the protocol pays their agents well, Yoru pays the more expensive pieces but they aren’t good looking, as long as it looks cool (only to him) and most of the time blue he’ll buy it. This has caused other agents (Phoenix, Jett and Neon) to try help his fashion sense.
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Dating Reyna hc's
Reyna is strong and powerful, a true queen and a queen don't fall in love with any mere pawn.
You're truly special
Your abilities on and out field draw her attention first
And your shiny personality keeps her interested
Flirts 24/7
With Reyna, it's never 'if' you like her, it's 'when'
She's as charming as she can be deadly
It's not a surprise when you fall under her spell
"I like you"
"I know, cariño."
Loves to kiss you and is a very good kisser
She has so much fun when she leaves her crimson lipstick mark on your lips and you don't notice, walking around for the rest of the day like nothing happened
Can't go without kissing you or touching you in some way for many hours straight
When you are in the same room, her arm automatically goes behind your back, holding you close
Asks for kisses as a good luck charm before going on missions, even though she doesn't need luck, as she herself says
Missions together are a nightmare for the Valorant leaders
It's usually faster and more efficient, yes.
But at the same time, Reyna begins to ignore the call-outs and the other allies asking for help, striving only to protect and help you.
Loves to friendly compete with you
Likes to bet on things that makes both win, like kisses or dinner
Zyanya loves to show herself off to you, make daring kills, aces, or knife eliminations
She gets really mad if you're not looking when she does something impressive
Hurts her little heart
Makes her have certain passive aggressive moments with you
But she goes back to her passionate ways once you apologize, even though you weren't exactly wrong
Mission-free weekends are dedicated to the two of you. She loves to take you on dates.
You usually go out to dinner and she won't let you go to any restaurant, of course not, you only go to the fanciest restaurants of the region and eat the most expensive food on the menu
Baby you so much
Won't let you pay anything unless you say that's really important to you
Also loves to take you on shopping dates and will only leave if you two have both arms full of store bags
When she is tired because of missions during the week, she likes to stay at home and have a self-care night.
Order pizzas, shower together (if you want and without any sexual intent), let you go through her 15-step skin-care routine with her before finally sitting on the couch and watching a movie marathon or her favourite culebrón [soap opera] all night long
Like it or not, you will end up learning Spanish because Reyna always mixes languages
If you ask her to teach you more than just a few everyday words, she'll be more than happy to help.
A great teacher, despite the rigidity
Tries to learn your language (if it's not English) in secret, and aside from her heavy accent, she does it pretty well.
"It's about having discipline, cariño."
Your shoulder to cry on 24/7, anytime you need it
She would do anything for you, from boosting your self-esteem with honest words to helping you hide a corpse
And secretly hopes that you'll be there for her that way too
It is not a person with a stable psychological state to be honest, being with her is knowing that there may be outbreaks
She most commonly has nightmares, about Lucia and about losing you, in different ways.
But sometimes some triggers make her go beyond
After a particularly difficult mission, comes the obsession with keeping you safe and close..absurdly close
Or some odd noise in the middle of the night and the paranoia that someone is coming to kill you both
At these times, she needs her support and not only to tell her that everything is fine, but also to encourage her to seek professional help
Few of the Protocol know what happens to Reyna and having you help her overcome all these demons, she is very grateful
Despite all this, she is not a jealous partner at all
Zyanya knows her worth and she knows you, you wouldn't dare to do such thing
If someone tries to flirt with you, she just smirks, enjoying their attempt.
But that doesn't stop her from...talking...to this person if they make you uncomfortable
Loves you unconditionally
You are the reason she became a better and more understanding person
And she is the reason you became a braver and more confident person
You are the perfect match, besides all the differences and she would not trade you for anything in the world
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠
@ Do not copy any of my works, translate and/or post it on others websites.
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valorant agent sexuality and gender hcs, from a bigender pansexual who is always right
astra:
cis, doesn’t rlly do labels! she thinks ladies are so pretty but is EVERYONES hype woman
breach:
cis, gay gay homosexual gay… uncle who tells u stories about his hoe years
brim:
cishet supportive dad, however, “you should’ve seen me and my buddies back in my military days”
chamber:
god. fucking europeans it’s literally the gay or european thing till i DIE…. anyways he’s bisexual and his gender identity is “i can be whatever u want bbg”
cypher:
he has a wife and kids? ok… he also has crushes on men (cisbi)
deadlock:
i saw her and immediately thought she they. that is the most she they ever. also she becomes physically ill any time a man approaches her (reluctant bisexual)
fade:
MY BEAUTIFUL TRANSGENDER WEED SMOKING GF!!! anyway she is transfem, she/they/night pronouns + bi w a femme lean, and i won’t her… also i can absolutely see her on the ace spectrum, if not aroace
gekko:
NO WAY ITS A HE/THEY OUT IN THE WILD !!! enby identifying, bi with a masc lean bc yea
harbor:
cis gay. astra thought he was into her until he said something like “THATS MY GIRL !! (insert gay slang)
jett:
cis and bi. very masculine in any relationship, even if she’s with a guy. has been mistaken for a guy before and doesn’t mind it. she likes her expression and loves being masculine! she’s like those super androgynous cis people that make you oh so jealous
KAY/O:
110010110101100010100… beep boop he doesn’t do allat. neon told him about neo pronouns though and he likes he/bot
killjoy:
cis bi… she loves her wifey but she’s dated men before, many of which assumed she was a lesbian
neon:
she/they HEAVY femme lean bisexual. thought she was a lesbian for a time
omen:
??? and gay. gender isn’t real and neither is this guy. they/he/it/void kinda fella… also very interested in neos, i’m thinking fade told him about it and they spent an afternoon picking some
phoenix:
cis bi. the most bisexual disaster that ever graced the face of this earth. he’s scared of talking to women, and all his romantic male relationships have been built from fucking with each other and then realizing he has a crunch.
raze:
cis, BUTCH LESBIANS RULE THE WORLD!!! she loves her pretty gf. end of story
reyna:
she’s above trivial things like “romance”. she probably feels sexual attraction, but not much more than that. aro pansexual
sage:
cis lesbian, i definitely can get behind the trans femme agenda w her tho
skye:
cis pansexual femme preference!! she likes everyone, but a preference for ladies…
sova:
he/they gay!!! he’s just a guy who likes guys
viper:
cis, straight, bi-curious. she’s had some feelings in her young life that have been deeply repressed.
yoru:
trans gay. you CANNOT tell me he’s cis. the transness radiates from him, and he has so much gay tension with phoenix it’s thick enough to cut.
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Pick The Last Spot
There's like 2 spots left on my list, anyone not here is already getting headcanons so don't worry. I left out Killjoy and Raze too because it feels weird to go against a canon relationship as well as Astra and cause I didn't have room. Comment if you want her, or just comment in general with stuff I like to know what people are thinking :)
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once when i was bored during a lecture, i started to watch students and wonder which of the valorant agents would behave the same way sooo
.•°•. valorant agents as uni students .•°•.
Killjoy
killjoy carries only laptop and its accessories to uni
during lectures she plays league of legends as her self-constructed bot records the lecturer's voice and enters his words into the notebook
don't be surprised if you hear aggressive typing coming from her — she just got annoyed at a troll on her ranked game
usually she sets for an unrated game as yuumi or switches to teamfight tactics though as there's not enough space for a mouse on lecture hall tables
however, if she plays league, she keeps the mouse on raze's table
always prepared for seminars; if by any chance she forgets to do homework, he does it flawlessly on-the-spot
absolutely loves tasks that require presenting the topic to the group; she makes eye-catching slides and speaks with such passion that its impossible not to listen to her
Reyna
at first, almost the entire class was intimidated by reyna's confidence and manner
some of the students still haven't spoken to her willingly
she is a total sweetheart if you get to know her though
takes neat and simple notes on paper, keeps them in folders
she has no problem sharing her notes but you will have to ask her in dm since she doesn't post them unasked in a group chat
she multitasks on lectures; takes notes from the text from slides and does her seminar homework
she actually refuses to do homework at dorm, she either does it right after or right before the seminar while being at uni
Neon
neon always moves; she plays with a pen during lectures, taps her foot while doing exercises, walks around while chatting with her friends
she's that awfully cheerful person among life-weary students and everyone wonders where the hell she gets her energy from
doodles a lot in her notebook
her handwriting depends on her mood, time of the day and type of a lecture; she has about ten variations and is able to alternate between them smoothly
prefers seminars than lectures because she isn't restricted to sitting and listening
isn't afraid to ask for explaination if she doesn't understand the task
if she doesn't do her homework within five minutes after receiving it, she'll forget it exists
she's that one girl who changes her hair color every few weeks, though she loves her blue-yellow hair the most and keeps coming back to it every few months
Raze
raze's the person who has the best contact with most of the lecturers because they are fond of how cheerful she is and how she interacts with them during classes
she tends to make origami animals during lectures and gives them to a random student within reach
she gets notes from killjoy and remakes them in her own way
in her dorm room she has a cork board where she sticks the information she needs to learn and connects particular sheets with a piece of string, just as if she was a detective
beside that, she loves flashcards and learning words through association
killjoy makes her do homework
raze prefers tasks that require discussion in groups rather than doing them alone
she's actually the only person excited for pe class but she never answers on coach's question about what they all want to do, letting the others decide
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I need more fuel for the Sova and Reyna besties agenda. Help me out here?
say less i see it!! they give me that scary lesbian & her bimbo best friend energy i dig it
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MASTERLIST
( x ) = SMUT
( ෆ ) = SOME FLUFF & SMUT
( f ) = FLUFF
( a ) = ANGST
RESIDENT EVIL :
Trance — Leon Kennedy ( ෆ )
Lakeside Romance — Leon Kennedy ( ෆ )
Late Mornings — Leon Kennedy ( ෆ )
Into The Night — Leon Kennedy ( ෆ )
Well Rested Workout — Leon Kennedy ( f )
Egg Hunting Proposal — Leon Kennedy ( f )
Stormy Days — Leon Kennedy ( f )
Restless Comfort — Leon Kennedy ( a + f )
Needy Princess — Leon Kennedy ( ෆ )
Teasing Him & Under The Desk — Leon Kennedy ( x )
Giving Him Head & Making Him Cum More Than Once — Leon Kennedy ( ෆ )
A Sloppy First — Carlos Oliveira ( x )
Lustful Sweetness — Jill Valentine ( ෆ )
Fucked in a dressing room — Jill Valentine ( ෆ )
Helping you after a bad day — Jill Valentine ( ෆ )
Riding A Cocky Woman’s Strap — Jill Valentine ( ෆ )
Woman In Uniform — Jill Valentine ( ෆ )
Jill Valentine x F!Reader HCS — ( x )
That’s It Baby Focus On Me — Ada Wong ( ෆ )
THE LAST OF US :
Head Over Pussy — Ellie Williams ( x )
Easy, That’s My Girl — Ellie Williams ( ෆ )
Moonlight Beauty — Ellie Williams ( x )
Heaven N` Back — Ellie Williams ( x )
With F!Reader she loves to spoil — Ellie Williams ( ෆ )
Comforts the F!Reader after a nightmare w/ a intimate session — Ellie Williams ( ෆ )
Met Her In A Seattle Bookstore — Ellie Williams ( f )
VALORANT :
Strolling Through The Parks — Gekko, Kj, and Jett x F!Reader ( f )
How they react to their short & shy s/o — Jett, Viper, and Reyna x F!Reader ( ෆ )
GENSHIN IMPACT :
Special Treatment — Zhongli x Fem! Reader ( x )
DRABBLES/THIRSTS :
Riding Him Until He Moans — ( x )
Anniversary With Ada Wong — ( x )
Overstimulating Him (Ft. Sub BF!) — ( x )
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𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙁𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙—𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙯𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨
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Hey dears!
I've been getting addicted with playing Valorant recently and thought it would be fun to try and make some hcs for Mizu <3
Clove's release is so exciting and I'm so happy non-binary people are given some representation in games. They're so much fun and their ult mechanic is such a game-changer.
Please tell me if you'd like me to make more of these or if I should make some for other games too (as long as I know them well enough).
Anywho, let's go!
Enjoy! Mwa mwa :*
warnings: not proofread, the use of "clutch or gay", she/her for mizu
mizu has a crush on you :3
✦ Her fave maps are Icebox and Bind. Whenever you play comp with her and these maps roll up, you're internally fucking hollering. You're thanking every possible deity there is, dancing in your seat, kissing your monitor.
She's such a god in these maps. Every good agent for every role, every lineup, and even some pro play shit strats, she memorized it.
She loves Icebox for how easy it was to clear angles and how easy it was to formulate AND predict strategies. The map was pretty straightforward and no bullshit. Perfect for her.
Bind for the outplay potentials. Teleporters + Yoru TP/Omen TP and Ult? There's no telling where she may be. Will she plant in A? Will she plant in B? Maybe she's already flanking? Who knows?
✦ Mizu doesn't buy skins but she DOES have some. They're gifts from you and her friends! An oni phantom, neptune spectre, and sovereign marshal from Akemi; An arcane sheriff from Taigen because they're probably taking their shit-talking to League too; and a reaver vandal, reaver karambit, and the oni katana from you.
She doesn't really give a shit about skins, but ever since she was gifted one, she started appreciating them. You'll see her using the inspect animation once in a while if she picks up a skin she's never seen before.
If it's just a chill comp game or she's playing solo queue, she'll use the oni katana. If she's playing with you and/or wants to show off, she'll use the reaver karambit. Of course you have to go with the sexy one when trying to impress.
✦ Doesn't shit talk heavily, but shit talks in a way that'll piss you off.
"Ooooh shit someone's mad," you laughed over the voice-comms, watching as the enemy Reyna started spewing all sorts of insults at your team. It was mostly targeted at Mizu, who was also playing Reyna, and was top-fragging. Soon after that fiasco, you'd see Mizu type "." in all chat every time she killed the enemy Reyna, got a clutch, and even an ace. Everyone was snickering at her antics, finding it funny how Mizu was shitting on them while the enemy was clearly progressively getting even more tilted.
On the other hand, if Taigen was there and Mizu failed to clutch the round, he'd be laughing loudly over the voice chat, making fun of her over and over. He'd even type "GG [insert Mizu's current agent]. Aimlabs is free" in team chat, which was so fucking embarrassing. The moment Mizu catches Taigen lacking, she'll be having a hayday in the team chat, spamming "GG [insert Taigen's current agent], Aimlabs is free" over and over which effectively pisses Taigen off.
✦ Along with the previous one, if someone ever decided to trashtalk you, she's going absolutely feral. She still wouldn't be spewing nonsense, but you'll notice her becoming more aggressive.
"Didn't you just use your ult?" You asked her, spectating as she used another Reyna ult which you swore she just used two rounds ago. "I just feel like playing a little better today," she replies. But then goes to strafe like a fucking bitch, doing a poppin' swing once or thrice, making the enemy struggle before killing the enemy and t-bagging them aggressively.
You raised an eyebrow at her antics but still laughed at it. "You sure you're not here for blood?" you joked. "Yeah.." she said while spamming your trashtalker's KD status in all-chat.
✦ There's no doubt about how well she plays with different agents, but her worst agent to use would be Gekko. Something about Dizzy's trajectory and letting Wingman plant and defuse felt off to her. Maybe it was because she was used to having control over the speed of her flashes and being able to fake defuse.
✦ Actually responds to "clutch or gay" jokes.
If a random teammate or anyone in your friend group (mainly Taigen) decides to use that joke on her during a clutch situation, it doesn't matter if it's a 1v1, a 1v5, a 1v5 + Sage res + Clove ult. She's winning. She's fucking winning.
You watched in anticipation as Mizu, using Omen, went through attacker spawn in Breeze. It was a 1v4, having picked one off when she picked up the spike. For a moment, you thought of something before typing "clutch or gay" in team chat. It worked for your other friends and randos, why not try it?
The moment she read that chat from you, you could immediately see Omen throwing his weapons off of the map. The noise of the agent's footsteps prompting the enemy to shoot him. "Bro what the fuck are you doing?" Taigen groans, annoyance heavy in his voice. Mizu doesn't respond in voice chat, but you hear her typing. After a while, a chat pops up.
(Whisper) From mizu: did you see that?
(Whisper) To mizu: mhm. why'd u do that :c
(Whisper) From mizu: you said clutch or gay
(Whisper) From mizu: i didn't clutch.
But she only ever does this to you.
✦ Actually plays fill but everyone in your friend group decided to place her as a duelist. She's going to treat every agent like a damn duelist anyway. Why place her somewhere else? You get site early and fast + She gets higher RR from combat score. It's a win-win. Plus, she loves secretly showing off to you. She relishes the "woah where'd you learn to satchel like that?", the "nice kill!" when she wins in an Iso 1v1, and the way you bought her an op upon her request when she used Jett as if you automatically trusted her.
#bes mizu x reader#bes mizu#bes x reader#mizu blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai x reader#mizu#mizu x reader#blue eye samurai mizu#mizu x you#mizu imagine
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Random valorant agents headcanons bc I'm sleep deprived
(this means I didn't get my 12 hours of sleep today)
Brimstone
Hugest ally on the VP (which, lets be honest, doesn't mean much since they're all gay)
First person KJ came out to and he was so emotional about it
Constantly tries to get the agents to get closer or at least respect each other but after Cypher mentioned how him and Breach treat one another he gave up
Calls some agents (Viper, Sage and Killjoy) by their first names on the everyday and calls Sova, Chamber and Deadlock (the other ex militars) by their last names
I wanted to hc him an American football team but idk any💞💞💞
Viper
Brimstone and Vyse are the only ones to call her Sabine bc they know her since before the "incident"
KJ also used to call her Sabine before the VP but Viper was bitter abt agents calling her by her first name
Scared for her life of failing Reyna, not because she actually fears her, but because she actually cares about Lucia
Older sister who lost contact with her family
Aroace
Has a snake named Viper that is older than the protocol
Omen
Is annoyed by people mistaking knitting with crochet
Very kind to the younger agents
In his own way though
Killjoy
Has an older sister who doesn't talk to her since she was a teenager
HOW DOES ONE BECOME THE LEAD OF A WHOLE DIVISION ON SUCH A HUGE CORPORATION AT THE AGE OF 18???!$+2+_(not a hc, just a concern)
The fact her dad died before she was born probably has something to do with her closeness to Cypher and Brimstone
Rich af but rents an apartment with another girl and that place is absolutely precarious
Pays the rent monthly even if she doesn't spend a single night there
Has a huge lesbian flag on the living room and that has gotten her very straight roommate into delicate situations with her boyfriends
Her roommate is Brazilian from São Paulo bc I want her to
Very easily impressed by anything Raze does even if it's something she can do a thousand times better
I feel like she would main a duelist if she played val, probably Reyna or Raze
Cypher
Has a picture of his wife and kids on his bedside table
He keeps Nora's favorite clothing and his children's baby toys
Girl dad obv
Killjoy reminds him of his oldest daughter and sometimes he calls her his daughter's name
Hates kingdom but since he joined the protocol he learned how to convive with their workers, even if he doesn't like it most part of the time
Scares little kids on Roblox for fun
Wouldn't mind having a relationship with a man but after Nora he can't imagine himself in another relationship so he doesn't give it a try
(I love him and Nora😭)
Sova
Calls the other agents by their first names
Was friends with Sage since before the protocol
Recommend Sage to Brimstone
One of the only coworkers Viper enjoys the company of
Once he tried to speak Spanish to mess around with Reyna and Raze swore he was speaking Portuguese bc of the accent
Trans bc I want to project into my fav characters
Morning walks
Sage
Calls everyone by their first names
Has two younger siblings but she hasn't had notice of them since she started the monk training
Misses them
Met Skye when researching about her healing powers, Skye was doing the same
Born radiant
Great at cooking but Jett gaslit her into thinking it was bad as a joke and she still believes it
After Harbor joined the VP she got back into cooking
Lesbian bc I said so
Not much close to the other women in the protocol, only Skye, Jett, Neon and Reyna
Closer to the men on the VP (Sova, Brimstone, Cypher, Iso, Omen etc)
Doesn't have a clue of why Clove doesn't like her
Phoenix
Nerd
This man is a canon theater kid, he absolutely LOVES musicals, specially Hamilton and Jett and Raze tease him Abt being British and liking it
Bi
For some reason Jett gaslights him into thinking he's actually gay, obviously never worked
Him and Jett break up for the most ridiculous reasons, they've already broken up more times than one can count on fingers
Banned from every kitchen he steps on
Learned Korean só Jett would shut up about her being bilingual while he only spoke English
Once he let Astra undo his dreads to give him braids, it was the saddest day of his life
Raze bullies him for his style💔💔💔💞
Jett
Can cook five stars dinners but insists on eating leftovers she finds on the fridge and steals from the other agents
Doesn't dare touching Chamber's "monstrosities of dishes"
Makes people their favorite dinner and a special breakfast on their birthdays
Cooks for the whole protocol on weekends
Most my hc surround on the fact she's always eating something and was a chef😔
Gaslights everyone into believing the most random and/or stupid things and has actually convinced Gekko that dog is a common dish in east Asia
First thing she asks every east Asian she meets outside of east Asia is if they eat dog
Sage was mad at her for this
Also bi
Reyna
Actually very caring and worried for most agents
Siblings relationship with Yoru
Randomly starts speaking Spanish to Sage just to annoy her
Learned Chinese just to mess around with Sage
Lesbiana
Flirts with Breach as a joke
Iso actually believed she and Breach were a couple when he arrived
Homophobic to Raze and Killjoy
Non ironically has offered to find Raze a better girlfriend than Killjoy
Wants to be a mother but can't because of her duties and Sage doesn't like children
Raze
BRAZILIPPINES
Hugest anarcocomunist
Grafitti artist
Has sent Kingdom, Killjoy and Viper dozens of blackmails before joining the protocol
Didn't like Killjoy for her first years in the protocol
Boombot was created as a "rebellion" from Killjoy's tech with an alarmbot that Kingdom placed near her house
Has a younger brother who is her absolutely whole world
Capoeira.
Breach
Actually speaks Portuguese very well
Dad jokes
Hates children and the only exception is Raze's younger brother
Please please please please please read the joke I posted😭
Didn't get along with Deadlock nor Chamber at first
Gets along well with Cypher, Harbor and Fade
Likes men and makes it everyone's business and is very annoying to homophobes about it (bi)
Has kissed Harbor once just to see the look of terror on a homophobic guy's eyes
Skye
Lesbian
Owes a personal gun that she uses to scare bigots and idiots in general
Was guilty about rejecting Yoru
Still is very close to him
Skyelock beloved
The ship name should be changed to Hiking Buddies or something
Can make a cat with her powers and it plays with Nightmare when it's starting to affect Fade too much
Closer to Fade than most agents think
Morning walks with Sova and Deadlock
Yoru
Has a huge knowledge on east Asian culture in general
Speaks ainu and a little uchinaguchi
Values culture and tradition more than his life
Constantly educating Jett on Korean traditions???
Mansplains a lot
Neon (single) teases him for being single
Has the "lesbian curse" in which every woman he likes is a lesbian and it's starting to develop into an "aroace curse"
Homophobic to Killjoy
Misogynist to Killjoy
everything you can think that is bad against Killjoy
And Reyna is with him on these
Astra
Pansexual
Nerd on physics
Knows a lot about quantum physics
That was me projecting, sorry
I need more astra content to make more headcanons 😔😔😔
Galaxsea/ astrarbor/ Neptune/ sea star
Born radiant
KAY/O
Doesn't actually have feelings, he's just programmed to make humans feel loved (besides, obviously, being a war machine)
It was a way of keeping the non radiant soldiers hopeful during the radiant war
He's a robot, of course he doesn't have feelings
Killjoy is absolutely fascinated by him and wonders if it was her who built him or at least made his project
The "hatred" he has for the radiants is also a way of keeping the non radiants feeling safe and appreciated
Sage is the exception from his radiant hatred because she's always appeared to be against Reyna's radiant dominant ideal world and he read that as a powerful ally to his cause
He's AI ofc he's gonna be a little dumb even though he's from like 2060
Chamber
I refuse to
Does he like men?
Was homophobic to Killjoy and Raze when they started dating and to Sage and Reyna
Was actually homophobic
Turned out he likes men???
I'm confused
I don't like him
Neon
BRAZILIPPINES
She probably knew Killjoy before the VP or at least heard about her not as an professional but as a person
Definitely likes women
Since she became a radiant at such a young age and os so powerful there were probably lots of accidents
Was mostly isolated from the outside for a long time before the thing that is sticked to her back was finished
That'd explain why she doesn't like making new friends, she doesn't know how to
Knows a lot of stuff involving quantum physics and science since her parents work at kingdom and she has worked with them
Fade
Constantly found sleeping on the floor
Sometimes she leaves Nightmare out of her bedroom to get a peaceful night of sleep
Goes to sleep on about the same time Skye is waking up
Fadelock goes hard too
You'll rarely see her awake but when you do she looks like she hasn't slept in a decade
Doesn't actually sleep, just take 30 min naps throughout the day
Took a while to stop calling Harbor "agent Batra" during missions
I just checked and that is lore inaccurate but idc
Likes men and women, never stopped to think of it as "oh, I'm lgbt" that's just one more small detail about her
Had a cat that her brother gave her when she was a kid, it died of kidney failure a few years before she joined realm
Harbor
History and architecture nerd
Also a philosophy enthusiast
Has a tattoo that says "Memento mori et memento vivere" and that's what caught Astra's attention at first
Him and Astra spend a lot of time just nerding around
He's very caring yet not much protective to the younger agents
Randomly throws water at people who walk by
Breach and Deadlock learned on the hardest way not to be around him with a glass of water
Calls Fade Hazel because at first he thought that was how it was and never corrected it
Older brother of two sister
Pansexual
Gekko
Grafitti artist
Is an only child but is very close to the children is his neighborhood
Gay
That guy looks so gay I'm gonna cry
Has a dog named Lizard
Him and Raze talk to each other in Spanish and Portuguese and it's an absolute nightmare for others to decifrate their alien language
Asked Sage if people actually eat dogs in Asia and was punished for a week, Reyna had lots of fun
Jett still teases him about it
She told Iso about that and every time Gekko asks him what he's eating he says it's dog
Him and Deadlock are actually chill about each other for as long as one doesn't cross the other's boundaries when it comes to his radivores
Deadlock
This woman doesn't have a drop of heterosexuality on her body
She thought she liked Iso but it turned out he was just the only one not asking her to get along with radivores and radiants
Hates when she's called by her first name
Skye, Sage and Sova call her Iselin or Ise
Lost contact with her family and legally got rid of her last name Legally got rid of her last name as a way to try to protect her parents from potential threats related to her missions (edited bc apparently Frøya and Anna were indeed Iselin's sisters and I was too stupid to notice)
Fadeskyelock(?)
Used to go on lots of missions involving radivores before the VP but after the polar bear she didn't trust herself near them again
Graduated in biology
She wanted to be a scientist when she was a kid
Used to be obsessed about radivores and radiance before the bear
Iso
Can't cook for his life
Used to think he liked Deadlock but it was just compulsory heterosexuality
Aroace
Not much close with most agents but Sage and Deadlock
Him and Raze are absolute nightmares to go in mission with, those mfs listent to music so loud they can't hear anything else
KJ was scared of him
Only listens to music that are on languages he doesn't speak
Raze showed him Brazilian funk and he started listening to it during missions
Clove
Don't give a shit if they're misgendered
The pet rock is to throw at those who insist that they're a woman even after they correct them
Sleeps the whole day and is awake during the whole night
Immortal, queer, sleeps during the day... Are they a vampire?!
Randomly dresses up fancy and stays on that fit for the whole day, they can be seen wearing a suit during missions in breeze
Spends all their time awake doing unproductive stuff
Vyse
Was a physicist and later got into engeneering
She can't really remember those last years before the scions took her
Was took by the scions by Omen but none of them know
Doesn't like Iso
Her and Viper used to be very close friends, their friendship cou be compared to Jett and Phoenix's, they were very spontaneous
The "incident" was something involving her but no one really remember how it was
Ace
Had a cat named Jaguar
#astra valorant#brimstone valorant#breach valorant#clove valorant#chamber valorant#cypher valorant#deadlock valorant#fade valorant#gekko valorant#harbor valorant#iso valorant#jett valorant#kay/o valorant#killjoy valorant#neon valorant#omen valorant#phoenix valorant#raze valorant#reyna valorant#sage valorant#skye valorant#yoru valorant#viper valorant#vyse valorant#valorant#headcanon#galaxsea#firestorm#skyelock#fadelock
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I would love to see a full post about reyna’s soulmate au head-cannon. I think you would write it wonderfully!!
𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝔸𝕌
Words: 459
A few extra hcs and the post!
She really hopes you’re the right version even if she won’t show it.
Once she finds out your other version isn’t even an agent the hunt begins knowing she can’t mess it up.
She also thinks you should be smart enough to notice her being your soulmate, if not she’ll teach you.
Hate to say it [Absolutely not] but it’s gonna be enemies to lovers.
This woman loves the chase, just everything about it. If you manage to weasel your way out and away, especially multiple times she’ll fall even harder and will let you know
***
Ten agents had been deployed to the newly dubbed ‘Icebox.’ Five from the Valorant protocol and another five from Kingdom, which seemed counterintuitive as this is still one of their sites, but hey, you get paid for it. So who cares, not you.
That is what you thought earlier, when it was five versus five, not a one versus one with one of their radiants. Which you weren’t so lucky to get. But it also seemed you didn’t need it to fight her.
“Cypher!” She had already asked him about you, as the fight continued so did the spike timer. This was only angering her, as she’s yet to hit you once. While you’re staying over there getting hit on hit on her.
“Yes, there it is.” Finally, “There isn’t much here but it is something.”
“What is it!”
“Reyna, calm down…” The line seemed to shut down for a second before reopening. “You are fighting [Codename], also known as Y/N L/N, which might be familiar.”
It was. And she didn’t like the fact he knew, but again he knew everything so…
Anyways!
Her uncovered wrist revealed her enemy, [Codename]. While her right had your name. Now she just needed you to realize that fact.
***
Months. It had taken months to locate and successfully capture you, finally settling you into one of the protocol's many cells. Set to be interviewed, but that was oh so gratefully but on pause.
Cypher let it slip to the ones in charge that a certain fight was the pair's first meeting. So they allowed her to talk with you, alone.
“So, the Comadreja couldn’t escape this time?” You didn’t dare respond, which only fueled her to keep going. “You won't talk to me, your alma gemela, oh you wound me.”
“You’re not my soulmate.”
“Yeah yeah, it’s Zyanya Mondragón.” She watched as you processed her words, thinking how she could know. Taking a page from your book she didn’t answer, only sliding a piece of paper towards you.
There wasn’t much on the paper, the basics about Reyna. Which included her name. Unluckily matching your soulmates. “We’ll be spending a lot more time together comadreja~”
***
comadreja - weasel
alma gemela - soulmate
#valorant x reader#valorant x male reader#valorant reyna#valorant reyna x reader#reyna x reader#wisteria♥
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Valorant sexuality nd gender hc’s
I’ve have so many thoughts abt val characters gender istg
(also maybe don’t take this too seriously)
Astra:
Straight but the biggest ally you’ll ever meet
(She/Her)
Breach:
Angry gay
Very cis
Kind of the cool gay uncle
Raze came out to him and he just sat there like??
Breach: Lesbian? I thought you were Portuguese
Raze: ...Breach I’m Brazilian
Brimstone:
KJ came out to him and it went smth like:
KJ: Brim i’m gay
Brimstone: Hi gay im brimstone
Straight but he’s for the gays
His pronouns are U/S/A (eagle screech plays in background)
Chamber:
Queer and homophobic in a way only Europeans can be
Cypher:
Bisexual perhaps with a side of genderqueer
Deadlock:
Women lover
A she/they
Would cry over beautiful women
Fade:
They are so nonbinary
They/She/He Fade is so real to me
Also a women enjoyer just isn’t a fan of labels
Ace spec fr
Gekko:
Green hair nd pronouns
Bisexual
Harbor:
No one really knows???
He’s either very supportive of his bros or is somewhat fruity
Him nd Astra kinda goals ngl
Jett:
Bisexual
Women?
Kay/o:
My boy is made of 1′s nd 0′s i do not think he could care less
Killjoy:
Lesbian
Her gender is science
Neon:
Pansexual
Blue hair nd pronouns fr
My little silly
Omen:
The voices
Phoenix:
I told a friend of mine (who doesnt play val) that phoenix has two mums and she just looked at him and said “he looks like the type” ????
Bisexual but scared of women
Raze:
The biggest women lover
gender is whats in your pants??? alright *pulls out several explosives*
Reyna:
Lesbian
Men anti
Sage:
Trans, cottagecore lesbian
Mother???
Skye:
Aro Ace as fuck bro
Sex?? Romance?? nah mate the forest
Her nd dealock r in a queer platonic relationship
Sova:
*Rubs my hands together evily*
Trans, gay Sova
You can pry this hc from my cold body
Viper:
Transfem
Straight but still anti men
Yoru:
Trans
Homophobic homosexual ngl
Phoenix tries to show any affection nd hes just like >:0 thats gay
Bonus:
Ruben pontes nd Oran McEneff:
Both gay
My actual OTP
I get sad when I think abt them
#valorant#valorant headcanons#astra#brimstone#breach#chamber#cypher#deadlock#fade#gekko#harbor#jett#kay/o#killjoy#neon#omen#phoenix#valorant phoenix#raze#reyna#sage#skye#viper#yoru
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— some valorant gamer bf!rin headcanons bcs college is kicking my ass and im so grumpy everyday that i couldnt get to play my fav game 😞
btw gn!reader also plays valorant in this hc (definitely not projecting here haha)
gamer!rin as your valorant duo
i can see rin as the type who’d main the initiator agents for some reason (ok but he radiates the kayo/skye main vibes idk why lol). not exactly one who does lineups (according to him that’s so lukewarm and cringe. just get headshots, idiot.) and maybe some duelists here and there???? specifically jett and yoru
loves Loves LOVES tricking the enemy team when he’s using yoru’s ult iykwim. get in their heads, does the most insane moves ever, popping blinds and teleports here and there 🤯
an absolute monster in bed with the sheriff and operator wbk
to hell with sage and jett duo, yall are the constantly top fragging reyna-jett duo yessir
if rin is already so protective as a boyfriend, you bet yo ass he’d defend you in game as well whenever some jerks decide to flame you for not doing well in the game or something.
itoshi “hey. mute him and me as well. at least until i say i’m done.” rin who then proceeds to brutally shit on those bastards while top fragging the whole match 😳
smokes you off when you’re planting/defusing the spike when he’s playing as jett <3
pls do put your whole trust on him to protect you while you’re planting/defusing bcs he will do so, flawlessly at that .would genuinely get offended if u dont 😭😭 (some of my friends are like this too lol)
rin rarely plays competitive (i hc him as a plat or maybe diamond player) bcs he doesnt want to make the lobby too hard for you. unless you’re also on par with him, then omg yall are the finest duo ever wtf me when :(
rin and you play unrated games together as a date, and mans lowkey gonna get so annoyed if bachira (or any one of his friends tbh) suddenly pops up on his discord notification saying him and isagi are joining yall LMFAO
he drops skins for you and vice versa, yall even have matching knife skins too hwhsjshdjsjs
prolly an enthusiast for the ruination, reaver, origin and sovereign bundle (debatable tho)
rin rly doesn’t like being told what to do so naturally he hates being backseated/backsitting people. however if you tell him to do so to you, he doesn’t mind doing it but not too much
he also wouldn’t mind explaining or teaching you some tricks or anything really, regarding the game so he’d be so patient w you and stuff (unless you purposely keep saying you don’t understand, then he will bitch abt it 😹)
you and him sync so well in game ykyk the amount of trust you put on each other and understanding the other’s gameplay in whatever situation aaaaaa i want a duo like that too 😞
rin malds (if u dont know, its basically mad+balding /gets hella angry) quite a lot whenever he’s playing w shidou or bachira his friends/solo queuing but not when he’s w you 😽 that doesn’t stop him from (affectionately) dissing you whenever you whiff your shots tho LMFAO
also the type who’d just chill before the round starts (unlike some people cough cough me who likes to run around knifing at the wall or some shit)
he’s always available to play the game with you all night if you just so much as ask for it. he’d be down in a heartbeat no questions asked 🤞
also secretly loves whenever you’re not playing, you decide to just chill/take a nap on his lap while he plays the game. it’s one way of having some physical touch + spending quality time w you while doing the thing he enjoys 🥹🫶
praises you whenever you get a kill or clutch the round albeit a little curtly, but u can’t rly complain bcs his voice ..mmm chefs kiss id melt into a measly puddle at that spot ong (praise him too pls he’d get so motivated to get more kills but ofc he’d never let you know that hehe)
WOULD BE SO PROUD OF YOU IF YOU GET AN ACE but he’d hide it kwhshshdkwhsjs mans doesn’t wanna boost your ego cuz he knows you’re gonna be a menace abt it 😈
all in all, gamer bf!rin is an 11/10 i love him sm why is he not real i hate it here
#rye.works#blue lock x reader#blue lock#bllk#bllk scenarios#bllk rin#bllk x reader#bllk fluff#bllk x you#blue lock headcanons#blue lock fluff#blue lock rin itoshi#blue lock rin#rin itoshi x reader#rin itoshi#itoshi rin#itoshi rin x reader#itoshi rin fluff#blue lock imagines#valorant
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Valorant Agents and Their Fast Food Sins
Pair: Implied! Individual Agent (Neon, Killjoy, Raze, Jett, Chamber, Harbor, Sage, Reyna, Viper, Phoenix, Yoru)/GN! Reader - more so Individual HCs Source: Valorant
Type: Headcanons/Bulletpoints - 652 words Genre: Comedy/Fluff/Crack Perspective: Second-Person (You/Your)
TW: None
A/N: Hi! It's been a while! I hope you've had a wonderful New Year and a fantastic winter holiday/winter in general, my lovely customers! I'll be wrapping up some orders before diving back into my October series! ❤️
Further A/N: It was my birthday on the 31st December and I've just come back from the Philippines. I was dealing with a couple things but I'm hoping to get back into writing! This was just a fun, little thing I thought of while out in London. There was a Wendy's and a Taco Bell and those things are hard to come by here in the UK, haha- and so naturally it evolved into fast food habits nobody asked for.
Of course if you do any of these combos, more power to you! This is all in jest and I just wanted to write a light-hearted comedy/joke piece :D
. . . . . ╰──╮꒰ 🍡 ꒱ ╭──╯ . . . . .
Neon: Cuts a donut in half and then sandwiches her McDonald's apple pie with it. It helps with her sweet tooth and she swears it's the perfect dessert combo. Will also make you one in an effort to get you to appreciate this sugary goodness as much as she does. She might also wink and say it's not as sweet as you... and then cover her face with a hand because she can't believe she just said that
Killjoy: Puts chicken nuggets in her chicken sandwich and if you tell her that's too much chicken for the bread to filling ratio, she'll just add more out of amusement. If you encourage her? She'll get you to help her put as much chicken as possible in there
Raze: Mixes all the sauces together. All of them. And then she will ask you to grab more sauces/your leftover sauces. Sauces are boring on their own apparently. If you ever raise an eyebrow at that, she'll just shrug and tell you not to bash it ‘till you try it. Somehow it doesn't taste bad at all
Jett: Puts chicken nuggets and other random fillings from different fast food joints on pizza and then folds it like a calzone. Has and will defend this to the end of time. If you ask her why she doesn't just make her own custom pizza/calzone, she says it doesn't taste the same
Chamber: Puts onion rings and fries in his burger. It's not really a sin, but he genuinely thinks this is a weird combination/thing to do so he never does it in front of people. He'll wait for you to go to the bathroom or something, and then add them in. Might steal your onion rings and/or fries too while you're gone. I'll cut him some slack, only because he doesn't really eat enough fast food to know the common food 'hacks'.
Harbor: Eats the fillet-o-fish and a random other burger/sandwich combined. If you give him a look, he will take another bite slowly and chew obnoxiously with a smug look. He does the exaggerated "mmm" too and closes his eyes just to hear you laugh and roll your eyes
Sage: Likes the good ol' fries in the milkshake and pineapple on pizza. She really likes the salty-sweet combos and has more of a sweet tooth than she'd like to admit. She also thinks the fruit/shakes help(s) make fast food feel less greasy
Reyna: Uses human blood as ketchup She mixes coffee and soda together to feel something. You don't even question her, mostly because she refuses to explain herself and doesn't feel the need to. She'll just shrug, smile and then offer you a taste- saying it's like devouring a soul. It tastes like battery acid
Viper: Doesn’t commit food sins but she did try to poison someone’s fast food. She just wanted to test out a weaker poison she had on hand, and decided her target would be that one person who wouldn't take a hint and leave you alone. Never leave your food unattended around her, especially if you're going to blatantly annoy her S/O.
Phoenix: Puts popcorn chicken in his munchkin donuts. He claims to be a food connoisseur every time you question it, and that it'll catch on as a food trend one day. You tried it once and didn't know how to feel about the fact you didn't hate it. He gets really excited every time he gets this particular combo and you can't help but smile at his childlike giddiness
Yoru: Probably puts salt in his cheap coffee, it tastes awful but he does it anyway- maybe out of spite. He got the salt from the tears of his enemies. He never stopped to consider that just because he could, maybe he shouldn't. You don't say anything because the last time you did, he drank it faster and then got another
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Valorant HC Masterlist
Total Works : 41
Gettin Nasty (NSFW) (Phoenix, Chamber, Yoru, Cypher, Omen, KJ, Reyna)
CEO!Chamber & Yakuza!Yoru (NSFW)
Pool Party (Phoenix, Yoru, Chamber, Sova, Brim, Cypher)
Bad Days (Chamber, Sova, Yoru, Phoenix, Sage, Fade)
Silence (Chamber, Yoru, Phoenix, Breach, Harbor)
Scared of the Dark (Chamber & Yoru)
Pregnancy! (Sova & Chamber)
Pregnancy! V2 (Phoenix & Breach)
Pregnancy! V3 (Brim & Harbor)
Voicelines about their S/O (Chamber, Phoenix, Cypher, Reyna)
Voicelines V2 (Yoru, Sova, Viper, Sage)
Voicelines V3 (Harbor, Brim, Fade, Breach)
Voicelines V4 (Omen, KAY/O, Raze, Skye)
Parents! (Chamber, Reyna, Sova, Viper)
Dates (Phoenix, Yoru, Chamber, Cypher)
Shy! (KAY/O, Sova, Chamber, Reyna)
Insomniac (Chamber, Sova, Harbor, Yoru)
In Love (Chamber, Reyna, Fade, Cypher, Yoru)
VAL-entines (Chamber, Sova, Fade, KJ)
VAL-entines 2 (Chamber, Yoru, Jett, Sage)
Christmas Joy (Chamber, Cypher, Fade, Reyna)
Dangers (Chamber, Sova, Fade, Reyna)
Cooking! (Chamber, Sova, Fade, Viper)
Baking Competition (Chamber, Yoru, Omen, Cypher)
Baking Competition 2 (Viper, Reyna, Skye, Jett)
Training (Chamber, Yoru, Reyna, Phoenix)
Long Missions (Gekko, Chamber, Phoenix, Sage)
Aftermath (Chamber, Fade, Phoenix, Sage)
Birthday (Cypher, Sova, Yoru, Chamber)
First Kisses (Chamber, Phoenix, Reyna, Iso)
In Your Head (Cypher, Chamber, Reyna, Jett)
Early Mornings (Chamber, Yoru, Phoenix, Breach)
Early Mornings V2 (Jett, Fade, Skye, Sage)
Overworked (Gekko, Jett, Neon)
Affection! (Cypher, Gekko, Sova)
Toxic Family (Chamber, Brimstone, Cypher)
Music! (Cypher & Sova)
Bestie & BF (Cypher & Chamber)
First Feed (Chamber & Cypher)
Banshee Radiant!Reader
Weather Radiant!Reader
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