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Fic Rec: Illya Kuryakin/Napoleon Solo (The Man from UNCLE)

All fics are complete.

Affairs series by plingo_kat

Length: 6k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: BDSM

Summary:  “Please,” Illya grits out. Napoleon likes it when he asks, has promised in the past to make Illya beg. He wonders if that is what Napoleon wants tonight, to reduce Illya to helpless pleading, an instrument of Napoleon’s pleasure hopelessly ensnared by his own desire.

all that you have wished for, I know will come your way by janie_tangerine 

Length: 22k / Rating: E / Genre: romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary: Napoleon isn’t quite sure he can put yes, because your superiors don’t get to see you gloating when you’re not playing chess against yourself, and they don’t get to discuss dumb opera plots with you, they don’t get to see you engrossed in cheap paperbacks and treat them like first editions because you care that much about what they say, and they don’t get to see that you have a personality and that it’s everything but unpleasant when one gets to know you, and I don’t understand why would anyone think it’s a good idea to treat you like an asset and not a person in words that might not sound completely ridiculous, never mind that he’s not even sure Illya would take such a rant seriously.

Or: where Illya has issues asking for what he wants if it falls under the unnecessary-to-his-job radar and Napoleon just might be a bit over in his head, but he's entirely willing to rectify that situation.

 All You Need is Love (and Chocolate Cake) by cirnellie

Length: 6k / Rating: T / Genre: romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  The way to an U.N.C.L.E. agent’s heart is through his stomach; or: how to cook for – and fall in love with – your partner in ten easy steps.

become unceasing by beili, Val Mora (valmora)

Length: 14k / Rating: E / Genre: romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary: “Because we can’t be both lost homosexuals and spies,” Illya said, dryly, and sat down in the stuffed chair on the other side of the room. “You want our hosts to find us in a compromising position. To help our cover.”

“Well,” Napoleon said. “Is it going to be that difficult?”

By the Throat series by AlchemyAlice

Length: 57k / Rating: E / Genre: romance, drama / Warnings: BDSM, voyeurism 

Summary:  In which the KGB took some rather dubious measures to ensure Illya's loyalty to Russia, and Napoleon doesn't care for it.

Careful of the Company You Keep by objectlesson 

Length: 20k / Rating: E / Genre: drama / Warnings: homophobia, dub-con

Summary:  Illya doesn’t pick up on Napoleon’s unconventional preferences until they become mission relevant.

 Cool, Sleek Potential by BewareTheIdes15

Length: 6k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary: “Ah, the true question of the ages,” Napoleon sighs. Tipping his head back sends a cascade of sunlight down the column of his throat, pooling at his shirt collar where the shape of an oil heiress’ mouth is still bruised into the skin. “Why are we here? Why do bad things happen to good people?”

“Why do you dress as a woman beneath your clothes?”

Crimean Shore by merle_p 

Length: 7k / Rating: M / Genre: drama / Warnings: non-con, child abuse

Summary: “Does he ever talk about his past?” Napoleon asks, the words escaping his mouth before he can tell himself to hold them back. He coughs. “You know. During all those fake romantic nights?”

“His past?” Gaby asks slowly, and gives him a curious look.“Yeah, you know,” 

Napoleon gestures, feeling tired and out of his depth. “Lovers. Family. Russia. That kind of thing.”

  Cut Out My Heart, For It Belongs To You by fineandwittie 

Length: 3k / Rating: M / Genre: drama / Warnings: homophobia

Summary:  Some intruders shoot Illya. Napoleon does not approve

 darling, danke schoen by oxymoronic

Length: 7k / Rating: T / Genre: drama / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  “There has been an accusation,” Waverly says. “Against Agent Kuryakin.”

doubletalk gets through by csoru, nescienx 

Length: 4k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Illya is always at his most appealing when pushed. His is a grace best seen in extremis.

The Gemini Affair by manic_intent 

Length: 47k / Rating: E / Genre: action / Warnings: N/A

Summary: In the first month of being co-opted into working with Illya Kuryakin full time at U.N.C.L.E., Napoleon stole Illya’s father’s watch four times, twice out of spite, once out of drunken curiosity, and once out of sheer boredom. After the fourth time, Gaby sprained one of Napoleon’s fingers and threatened to do worse if he did it again.

“You are not a spy,” she told him firmly, dangling the watch out of reach as Napoleon curled in a wincing, fetal position on his Le Corbusier couch in his upstate apartment. “You are a thief with the self-control of a child. Now give me back my ring.”

“What ring?” Napoleon asked innocently, even through the pain.

“How fond are you of your nose?” Gaby shot back blandly.

 The Grapefruit Affair by objectlesson 

Length: 7k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  It would be easier to resist Napoleon Solo were he not so infuriatingly irresistible.

 Honesty Doesn't Suit You by dara3008

Length: 3k / Rating: T / Genre:  angst, romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  When Napoleon makes the first move in a fit of pent up jealously, Illya doesn't understand what is happening. And reacts accordingly.

The Honey Trap by Mamalazzer

Length: 22k / Rating: E / Genre: romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  "So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected."

In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.

If I Run It's Not Enough by Ingu

Length: 6k / Rating: M / Genre:  angst / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Greed, and lust, those were the two sins that defined Napoleon Solo, and Illya Kuryakin aroused the two precise desires in Napoleon he never chose to resist. With his stoic gaze and chiseled jawline, Kuryakin was as beautiful and inscrutable as a Greek statue, and Napoleon had never been one to leave works of art undefiled.

Love is a Rose by dracoroxy 

Length: 9k / Rating: T / Genre: AU, romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary: There is a giant in his garden. He blinks his eyes a few times and crouches a little to sneak closer to the door. It’s pulling weeds out of the bushes, incredible. He squints in disbelief. Who breaks into another person’s house to de-weed their garden?

(or: Napoleon is in search of a gardener to tend to his garden when he's on missions. He doesn't expect a 6'5" Russian Adonis to fulfil the role)

 Moments in Time series by Potrix

Length: 5k / Rating: M / Genre:  angst, action / Warnings: Dub-con, implied non-con

Summary:  “Down!” Illya yells from across the warehouse, and Napoleon falls to his knees without question or hesitation.

Pressure Points by sospes 

Length: 5k / Rating: M / Genre:  drama / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Illya wakes to chains around his wrists and a knife at Napoleon Solo's throat. Just another day at the office - until it's not.

 Prompt Dump - Napollya by fineandwittie 

Length: 26k / Rating: M / Genre: N/A/ Warnings: homophobia, voyeurism, torture, non-con, major character death

Summary:  A catch-basin for my MFU tumblr prompt fills.

 Scavenger of Shiny Things by Grave 

Length: 7k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: BDSM

Summary:  Let's just say - Napoleon has some fun with his favourite Russian and teaches him some new tricks.

Semi-Charmed Life by Kleenexwoman 

Length: 6k / Rating: E / Genre: drama / Warnings: n/A

Summary:  "Napoleon is a sex addict. He doesn't get laid for a day or two, let alone longer, and he becomes twitchy, nervous, agitated, unable to concentrate. Most of the time it's not a problem, but then he finds himself cooped up for weeks in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with no other human being for miles and miles. Except for Illya."

  The Space Between by sospes 

Length: 5k / Rating: M / Genre: drama / Warnings: Torture, non-con drug use

Summary:   Solo goes missing. Illya all but panics. And Gaby's the one who holds it all together.

Taking Care of Business by MangoMartini 

Length: 4k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: n/A

Summary:  “That is a good plan,” Illya admits, as if he can’t quite believe those words just left his mouth directed at that American. He lowers his gun. “I could kiss you, Cowboy.”

And he knows it’s an expression, one he’s not exactly sure how Illya picked up. And he knows the law back home, and what trouble someone like him could get in doing something like this with someone who wasn’t down. But he also knows his own silver tongue, and if he could talk his way out of his own death, Napoleon Solo could talk his way out of this.

“You could, you know.”

Or, what happened between Illya trashing his hotel room and the two of them chilling on the balcony.

 There is love in the brushstroke by fineandwittie 

Length: 3k / Rating: T / Genre: romance, drama / Warnings: homophobia

Summary:  Napoleon and Gaby go undercover at an art exhibition. The art takes Napoleon's breath away, but not for the reasons you might think.

Through a Glass, Darkly by sospes

Length: 12k / Rating: T / Genre: drama., action / Warnings: torture

Summary: Illya watches Solo work and sees something he was never supposed to see. And then that work follows them all home.

Touch Sight Tastes Like Fire by Ingu 

Length: 5k / Rating: G / Genre: romance / Warnings: BDSM

Summary:  Napoleon taps him on the shoulder in Istanbul and Illya almost punches him.

Untouchable by dracoroxy

Length: 5k / Rating: T / Genre: romance / Warnings: N/A

Summary:  Napoleon slides over very slowly until he is crouching down next to Illya’s chair. He wants to touch, but he’s afraid to. Always afraid to. He settles for placing a hand on each armrest and even this feels dangerous.

“Illya.” It comes out softer than he had intended.

Vanity by objectlesson 

Length: 6k / Rating: E / Genre: PWP / Warnings: BDSM

Summary:  Napoleon needs to prove a point.

 Wrong (Right.) by Tarlaith

Length: 6k / Rating: E / Genre:  angst / Warnings: homophobia

Summary:  Illya can't stop thinking about "It".