#valki headcanons

[valmorcel]

Also, Amity but add the nonbinary transmasc he/she swag.

[hsakurausasuke]

Sexual Headcanons: Lance

So, I've decided to share some of my sexual headcanons for Eldarya boys in english. First I did in portuguese, because it is my mother language (so it's easier) but now I want to share it with more people. That's it. Have fun.

Lance

- He likes to have sex in public places where he knows that can be caught.

- He likes to have control (Dom), but he likes to have his authority questioned just to punish Erika with an almost orgasm (orgasm denial).

- He likes to think of having dragon/babies with Guardy.

- He's not used to sharing his girlfriend with his brother, but once in life he would be willing to do a threesome.

- He loves Guardy's ass.

- He likes when Guardy gets on four while he pulls her hair and says dirty things in her ears.

- Calls her "peach", because of her silk skin, the shape of her ass and her taste.

- He prefers to receive more than to give oral sex, but when he does it's the best orgasm of her life.

- He can control the temperature of specific parts of his body, like tongue and fingers, he uses this skill to tease Erika during sex.

- He is the king of dirty talking, loves swearing dirty things to Erika while having sex.

- He stares Guardy intensionally while she gives him blowjobs.

- The most sensible spot in his body is his inner thigh.

- Sometimes slaps Guardy in the ass.

- He likes fast penetration rather than slow.

- Loves when Guardy tries to have some control, or at least when she tries to.

- He likes to cum inside, if he can't, in the external area of the pussy.

- He gently (not always) rubs his dick in Guardy's mouth and face in oral sex.

- He was used to masturbate at least three times a week before dating Guardy.

- He already dreamt about Guardienne on top of his dragon form masturbating while he was flying. Eventually that happened in real life.

- He doesn't care about nudity.

- He is kinda an exhibitionist, for example, if he is masturbating in the bathroom and Erika catches him, he wouldn't stop, he most likely would ask her if she wanted to join him.

- He can have sex all night long, but prefers to stop at the third time.

- He likes to kidnap Guardy in a corner and tease her with kisses and silly hands just to get her frustrated. She tries to do the same, but always gives in and has a quickie with him while he keeps her mouth shut with a hand.

- He likes to deprive Guardy of senses sometimes blocking her vision (with a blindfold), sometimes her hearing, or both. He does that to tease her with his frozen tip fingers (sensory deprivation)

- He loves to see her beg for him.

- He likes bondage.

- Hunter/Prey kink

- He likes the idea of corrupting Guardy, he teases her saying that she is too good, a truly good girl.

That's it, guys. Hope you have enjoyed it because it took some time to translate (so sorry for any mistakes), and let me know if you want with the other guys (I already made Leif and Valky, but still intend to do with Nev and Ez).

[sullustangin]

So ridiculous question: Did Valkorion ever come out while Eva and Theron were having sex?

This made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the larf; I've needed it due to IRL stuff. <3

Ok, so, the short answer is NO. Valky is repulsed by Theron and tends to go mope in his prison in Eva's head whenever our favorite spy shows up. He wants NOTHING to do with her private life. Theron is icky to him, and he'd rather gargle razor blades and iodine than get an eyeful.

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The slightly longer answer in my universe: I imagine that Valkorion screwed up when he picked Eva to be his host. At the time, a Force User made sense, but he's done that before -- booooring. Plus there's no crueler way to further fuck up your not-favorite son than to create a vessel that can kick his ass -- and can't even use the Force naturally. Smugglers are greedy and weak-minded -- this will be easy.

Valkorion didn't anticipate that the vessel could not only hold him but trap him. He thought he could just take up residence, upgrade Eva's arsenal and give her Force abilities, then take the Throne back. No biggie, even if Arcann did chuck her in a freezer for five years. ....but then Valkorion found that he couldn't just take control. He couldn't do what he did on Ziost.

Is he weaker? Is she stronger than Jedi Masters (at least the Hero of Tython in Act 2 and the Sixth Line)? In my universe, it's a bit of both.

Valkorion picked the most stubborn, Force-null, immune-to-manipulation criminal in the galaxy. This is known in the game since we see at least 2 instances (one on Tatooine and one in an FP) where the Smuggler laughs off an attempt to influence them, much to the Sith's consternation. Combine that with the loss of power that the Emperor had when the Valkrion body was slain; I don't think all of the Emperor's power went to the Outlander in a 1:1 transfer.

Valky lost something when he died, and Eva is particularly resistant to the Force. She can tossed around by it, like any visible object, but her own presence in it isn't particularly strong. I've headcanoned that Force Users can't just sense her Life Force, reach out, and grab her; Miraluka have trouble perceiving her and extensive cyborgs like Arn (another headcanon of mine). Direct line of sight in the same room? Yes, she can be acted upon, but it's not as easy as it could be. Force Users also can't do stuff like Force Choke her across a commlink, like Vader does. Eva is difficult to act upon, if that makes sense. Valkorion can talk to her, but it takes a lot of effort; this is why he's sometimes there, sometimes not.

We see in KotFE several instances where Valkorion exerts himself to save the Outlander's life -- because it saves his life. I imagine that he does exhaust himself in these expenditures, which causes him to go silent for much of the six months between KotFE and KotET. As much as Eva is stuck with Valkorion in her head, Valkorion is equally unable to leave, and he is NOT HAPPY about Eva's lifestyle overall.

Valkorion is not going to waste his energy and make himself want to drink bleach by interrupting sexy time. Also, if he was going to do a body hijack prior to the Throne, the last person he'd do it in front of would be Theron. Theron may be an inferior being for lacking the Force, but he is perceptive. It's a combination of Theron being brilliant at analysis and observation (spy and operations manager), but also the love factor. I do imagine Valkorion loved Senya at some point, and people in love notice their partner -how they move, what they do when they're in a mood, etc. Valkorion is just smart enough to know Theron would catch on fast if Eva wasn't herself. He was human, once, after all.

[iamanartichoke]

For the sleepover: what would Loki/Brunn/Dagny/Thor get for their birthday in the Sea from their weird little family?

I love this question! Sorry it took me so long to get to it, since you sent it Saturday, but I feel like I’m in the middle of a brain aneurysm or something this week. Anyway, let’s see! 

- Loki would get a spell book and a bad poem from Thor, a green scarf from Dagny, and a really big box of chocolates and a dagger from Brunn

- Brunn would get expensive scotch from Thor, handmade earrings from Dagny, and a glass pegasus figurine from Loki (that he made himself)

- Dagny would get a mechanic’s toolbox from Thor, a journal from Brunn, and seeds for Asgardian flowers from Loki

- Thor would get an every day hammer* from Loki, a video game console from Brunn, and a handmade leather bracelet from Dagny.

*The hammer is a gag gift; Thor’s real present would be something of Frigga’s that Loki has in his pocket dimension, but exactly what that item is, Loki won’t say.

Thank you for the ask! 

[lesbiianazula]

some valki au gifs bc y'all need these

[crazymarvellady-blog]

A Valki Headcanon for Infinity War

So @rileyblueskiess and I were just talking (go follow!!) and we came up with this GEM of a headcanon for Infinity War (Valki of course!)

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The Avengers and GoTG have fought Thanos but need to recoup and get ready for the final battle so they all go to Thor’s new ship (which hasn’t been destroyed by Thanos) to do that.

Thor is all like ‘Yeah! You’ll meet my new friends Korg and Miek and you can meet the girl who is totally crushing on me, Val! And you can see Loki,who’s much better now don’t worry’

So they’re on the ship and then they go to Loki’s room, Thor opens the door and while doing so he says something along the lines of ‘and heeere is the new Loki!!’ and the door opens and it’s just Loki and Valkyrie MAKING OUT, NAKED, TANGLED IN THE SHEETS, BASICALLY CANOODLING, they quickly scramble and cover up and Thor’s jaw JUST FUCKING DROPS. (and the WHOLE Avengers/GoTG team is standing there, just to make it funnier)

And Bruce is like, ‘Oh, you didn’t know?’.

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@rileyblueskiess @ghostlybelladonna @hiddleloki @hiddlesloving @bifrostedflake

Tag your Valki squad!!

[thefanficmonster]

autistic!reader x valkyrae hcs? maybe helping with sensory stuff? if that's okay :]

Sure thing dear! Enjoy 💕

PS: I researched the topic (have done so for previous requests as well) but still, if anything I've written is inaccurate, misinformative, hurtful/offensive in any way, shape or form, please let me know and please keep in mind that it's not made to sound so purposefully. I'd never want to offend anyone or hurt anybody's feelings or share misinformation. ~ Vy

Valkyrae x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Mentions of sensory triggers and responses to them

Genre: FLUFF, Comfort Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)

You hadn't always been open about your sensory struggles in day-to-day life, keeping them more to yourself for no reason other than the fact you saw no need for sharing them

You believe you have them under control the majority of the time and knowing that if something did come up or if you were faced with something that could trigger you, you'd be able to calm yourself down or shield yourself

You'd gotten so used to doing things for yourself by yourself that it was completely out of the ordinary to find that your girlfriend had been paying attention to you so closely as to catch onto your triggers without you even having to mention them

Rae would see the way you flinched when she'd turn the light on suddenly or when you'd come into her recording room where the the lights were always bright and if they were at the odd chance off, then the screen would shine as brightly as the sun

She noticed how your hands would come up to cup your ears when a car alarm would go off outside or if someone honked their horn

She took note of the way you'd accept certain touches by melting into them and others by initially tensing up

So then you started picking up on the things she'd done to accommodate you and avoid triggering you in any way while in her apartment

For starters, she'd made a change to the lighting in the main rooms you'd reside in, swapping out the regular light switches for potentiometer ones that allow for the brightness to be adjusted to whatever degree and build to it gradually so it wouldn't startle you

She got you ear muffs for whenever the windows were open or when you'd venture out onto the balcony for some fresh air

Also, if she's playing without headphones, she'd make sure the sound is not too loud, regardless of whether you're in the room or not

She's started using lightly scented air freshener instead of more intense smells and wears less perfume when you're around - unless it's the kind you do like in which case she goes all out on it

Rae's a very big hugger, that goes without question, but she'd always let you initiate anything that isn't a foreseen hug

She's noticed you like top-of-the-head and forehead kisses as well as hand holding so she sticks to those and is certain to cuddle up with you whenever you'd want her to

She's a hugger and you're a cuddler, a match made in heaven if you ask me

[lazy-cat-corner]

An AU where in episode 3, Loki and Sylvie accidentally land on the Titanic instead of Lamentis and they’re like [shrugs] “this isn’t so bad. Guess we’ll ride it out.”

When the ship sinks, Sylvie makes Loki row a tiny lifeboat all the way to the nearest stop and he’s huffing for breath while Sylvie is sitting and glaring at him for dropping the tempad in the water.

[hellseggcarton]

Ultraman Favorite Foods

Edo

He can eat despite not having a mouth. How? The world will never know

That being said he likes foods and drinks with strange textures, like fizzy drinks, pop rocks, jello, raw squid

Has also been known to like those fancy teas with the flower petals in it 

Adad

His species’ sharp teeth are for the purpose of biting through shells of what they normally eat, so he’s fond of shellfish and hard boiled eggs.

His planet also didn’t have dairy, so over the years away he’s devolped a soft spot for things like milkshakes and ice creams

Drinks the shittiest beer (millerlite)

Red

Red has a serious sweet tooth, his favorite being dounuts (duh)

Claims pizza delivery is earth’s greatest invention, and can easily pack away 3 large meat lover’s pizzas and a liter of coke in one go

Also a fan of beer, although unlike Adad he doesn’t drink the shitty stuff

Adacic

Loves sticky sweet stuff like syrups and honey

Didn’t know you could actually put them on stuff until he tried pancakes, then suddenly he began raiding the local IHOP 

Also loves extra rare steak, never let him order it on a date, he’s a messy eater

Leo and Astra

These two have no taste, they live off gas station snack foods, Leo is team Doritos, Astra is team Pringles

Both eat temptations out of the bag like chips

Astra likes milk, Leo is lactose intolerant tho

Valky

Big coffee fanatic, loves the feeling of cozy cafes and a good cappucino 

Boba is also a favorite, especially black milk boba

Loves spicy food too, and I mean spicy enough to kill a small child

[otomes-and-tears]

hello are requests open?? i'd like to request an oneshot for Nevra from Eldarya! since we are probably getting his arc now, maybe some characters comforting him after he goes through something to do with his family and it reminds him of his past or something? i think it's been said that he had to participate/see a few massacres while he lived in Yaqut and i think he would be pretty young when that happened, its kinda sad you can use your own headcanons too, its okay! thank you 💕💕💕

♦ Nevra being comforted by his friends ♦

► tags/warnings: angst

► words: 473

► a/n: I can’t say I have high hopes for A new era, but Nevra’s arc is long overdue and I’m VERY curious about what it’ll be about. He’s a very interesting character and I really like writing about him XP

► Masterlist

Nevra’s first months in Eel were rough.

The training was hard and strenuous, and he could tell a couple of his superiors weren’t fond of him considering all the extra work he had to put on.

It didn’t really bother him, though. He was glad to have the opportunity to make a home for himself and his little sister far from where they came from. So, he put a smile in his face and went through it with no complaints.

Nevra was gifted in stealth and combat, and his previous experience in Yaqut often came in handy during his missions. It didn’t take too long for his superiors start noticing his proficiency and using his abilities in more… Difficult missions.

It wasn’t too bad at first— He was already used to the bloodshed. And it was easier to justify doing these kinds of jobs to the Eel guard than to the vampire clan.

At least Karenn was safe.

At least he could guarantee she wouldn’t have to do this to survive.

At least he could ensure she had some semblance of a childhood.

So, he kept his mind blank and avoided putting too much thought on what he was being asked to do. Tried to ignore the crushing guilt that followed him everywhere and tried to keep his mind off the horrors of the battlefield. His favourite method was by far spending time with ladies (and occasionally, gentlemen), but it wasn’t exactly foolproof. Those nasty thoughts always found a way to make their way into the surface, even when he tried his best to suppress them.

It eventually got too bad for him to ignore it anymore— He reached his breaking point during a mission,  where they had to go through what was left of a massacred village in order to retrieve a couple of ancient artefacts that they believed were there. Losing his composure in front of his teammates was embarrassing, but he simply couldn’t take the guilt anymore.

As he kneeled to the floor, shaking so much he couldn’t stand on his legs, he felt a large hand on his back. Looking up he could see Valkyon, looking at him awkwardly, torn on whether or he should speak or not.

Ezarel came to the rescue, looking serious for once.

‘‘We don’t know what you’re going through.’’ He started, standing in front of him as to shield him from the view. ‘‘But you’re clearly not okay.’’

Nevra wiped away some tears with his sleeve, trying to focus on what the elf was saying.

‘‘I won’t make you tell us anything, but know that… We’re here to help.’’ Ezarel’s cheeks went red. He wasn’t used to this. ‘‘Even if you are an overdramatic pain in the ass sometimes.’’

Nevra rolled his eyes, but couldn’t help but laugh a little at his friend’s comment.

[lucianalight]

I had a fic idea for a Loki and Valkyrie interaction. It can be shippy or platonic. The story happens in this universe. Loki and Valkyrie are not on good terms and they are barely speaking because Valkyrie is still angry at him for making her see her worst memory and the nightmares and reliving the trauma it caused. This is just a draft and it’s probably terrible. But I just couldn’t get it out of my head.

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They were called for a dangerous Avengers missions. At some point during the fight Loki covered Valkyrie against some attack but didn’t seem to get injured at all. This put Val in a foul mood because she can protect herself thank you very much. When they reached New Asgard, Loki excused himself and left the group. Bruce expressed worry that he might be injured and Thor joked that as the son of goddess of death, nothing can hurt him seriously. Realizing too late that he just told a secret. It wasn’t a secret per se but there was a silent agreement between him and Loki not to talk about it in front of others. But Thor was exhausted and forgot about it. Then he saw Val storming after Loki.

“Is it true?”

The venom in Valkyrie’s voice startled Loki. He turned just as she lifted her sword in a threatening manner. He stood with his scepter, ready to fight if things escalated.

“You have to be more specific than that Valkyrie.”

Valkyrie attacked.

“What is wrong with you woman?” Loki asked as her swords meet the scepter and they started to fight. Once they had fought and Valkyrie prevailed. But this time she couldn’t get an upper hand.

“Is it true? Are you the child of that monster?”

For a moment Loki stilled and it was all Valkyrie needed to disarm him and pin him against the wall. The edge of a sword on his neck, another on his heart. Loki laughed. Dry and humorless. A glint of madness in his eyes.

“Of which monster are you speaking off?” His voice was too calm. His face unreadable.

“Hela!” she spat. “She took away everything from me and you made me relive it all over again. I should send you to the same hellhole she went. So she knows the last of her blood was killed by the last Valkyrie.”

“Oh, That certainly is poetic” He mocked and Valkyrie pressed the sword harder. Drops of blood dribbled from his neck and Loki grinned. “But then why a monster should care about another...”

“What’s the meaning of this?” Thor boomed and Valkyrie almost didn’t hear Loki’s next word “...monster?”

“Let him go Val! Whatever your grievances are with Loki, I’m sure we can talk about it!”

“The best thing you can do Thor is shutting your mouth!” The next thing Valkyrie knew was that she was thrown by a wave of green magic. She hit Thor hard and both of them fell to the ground. Loki was gone.

***

Clouds were covered the night sky. Loki was grateful. He didn’t want to see the stars when he falls this time. Only clouds and the dark waves hitting the cliff. His feet dangleld from the edge he was sitting on. The wind hitting his face, moving strands of his hair. He sensed Valkyrie walking to him. He didn’t turn his head.

“Have you come to finish what you started?” He asked as she stood behind him. She sat beside him then and he tensed. He didn’t expect this. He looked her way suspiciously.

“No, I...I’ve come to apologize.” Loki frowned. “Look...I shouldn’t have reacted that way or implied that...no matter what you did...you didn’t deserve that...to be called a monster...I am sorry.” She looked at him then with a guarded expression but it spoke of her regret. Loki nodded once and she turned to look at the waves.

“I can lock your memories again so they don’t disturb you anymore...as compensation for my actions.” Loki said suddenly. Valkyrie looked at him. Sharp and calculating.

“I apologize for what my actions put you through.” She had never heard him talk so honest and open about his feelings...or anything.

“Thank you...”she thought for a moment “but I actually think it’s better to deal with them. I’ve avoided it for a long time.”

“That’s probably wise.”

They sat in silence staring at the sea.

“How come Thor couldn’t find you when you are sitting in plain sight?”

“He can’t see me.”

“And Hiemdall?”

“No one can at the moment. Except you.” Valkyrie frowned at that. She turned and opened her mouth to say sth. Only to stop and look closer at Loki and she noticed how he was sweating. His breathing was rapid and he looked pained.

“Hey, are you alright?”

“Just fine.”

And then she saw it. The dark spot in front of his chest. She touched it and her hand became wet...with blood.

“You said you weren’t injured! What is this?”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“You need to see a healer! Now!”

“There is no point Valkyrie. It was a magical poison. If I couldn’t heal it, no one can. I’ll send your regards to Hela.” He smiled. A real smile. And for some reason Valkyrie felt her heart break.

“Oh, you idiot! and you didn’t tell anyone? Like hell I’ll let you die because of a wound meant for me.”

And then she brought Loki to healers and they found a way to save Loki by the help of Dr. Strange. And it was the beginning of Val and Loki’s friendship and possible romance.

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@iamanartichoke @gia-selene-baczewska Sorry this is awful but I know you like Valki so I tagged you.

[lesbiansassemble]

Um, hello. (Your blog brightens up my life tbh.) ship meme #1 for Valkyrie/Loki, please?

omg, hey! thank you love :) and yess i love valki x

Who said “I love you” first - Loki

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background - Val, but only because Loki put it there

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror - Val, but usually they’re joke messages

Who buys the other cheesy gifts - Val

Who initiated the first kiss - Val

Who kisses the other awake in the morning - Val

Who starts tickle fights - Val

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower - Both

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch - Loki

Who was nervous and shy on the first date - Loki was a little bit, but he would never admit it

Who kills/takes out the spiders - Val

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk - Loki

[veliseraptor]

How loud do you think Loki ever got for the Grandmaster, and has he ever let himself get that loud for anyone else, i.e., Steve, Valkyrie, etc.? (This counts as a fluffy ask, at this point.)

Very, very, loud. I mean, I headcanon Loki as being loud generally, extraordinarily vocal in general during sex, and while he’d try, I think, to tone that down with the Grandmaster (because it feels vulnerable and he’s trying to avoid that) obviously the Grandmaster is just going to work harder to wring it out of him then. Because like. “Come on, Loki, you’ve practically made this a challenge, and you know how I feel about challenges.”

As for anyone else - I think with anyone he actually liked it would definitely be a thing. Like, almost to the point where it’s embarrassing. Not for everyone, necessarily - I feel like Valkyrie’d get a kick out of it - but, like. For Steve? The neighbors are going to hear. Or, as the case may be, Steve’s friends.

For someone like Natasha, it’s generally sort of satisfying? and if she’s not feeling it, or worried about someone overhearing, then...it becomes a fun control thing to play with, which is definitely part of their relationship. Clint would gloat about it, probably. 

I feel like I could go down the list of my prospective Loki ships and just like. Think about this for all of them, but that seems self indulgent. 

(I like this ask. It’s a good ask.)

[loki-freyjason]

Character ask meme - Loki & Valkyrie (asked by @iamanartichoke):

Loki

1: sexuality headcanon - bi/pansexual

2: otp - Valki

3: brotp - Honestly I would like to say Thor, but fanon!Brodinsons is very different from the canon version.  Thor in my headcanons...probably Tony Stark, going by canon.  They seem very much alike.

4: notp - Thorki (when it’s incest; I don’t mind AUs where they’re not brought up together).

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - Loki never died in IW, he sent an illusion to appear to “sacrifice” himself, because he’s just sick of all this shit (Thanos, Thor, Asgard, being cast as the villain, just everything) and he’s living his life quite happily somewhere on Midgard or Alfheim where Thor will of course find him in about 50 years’ time and shit will hit the fan

6: favorite line from this character - “I’m asking for safe passage...through the anus.”

7: one way in which I relate to this character - Oh god where to start??  I suppose the main one is similar to why I love Frozen so much - his never fitting in and always being wrong and always, always trying and wondering why, all the damn time.  Part of it being a secret Jötunn but also the seiðr, being the overlooked son & hanger-on, not fitting into Asgard’s warrior society physically or personality-wise, etc etc.  And all of that parallels growing up autistic, especially undiagnosed, so I always love these sort of characters.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - The Play.  I have watched it once and squirmed the entire time and I don’t think I will every be able to watch it again.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - Both???

Valkyrie

1: sexuality headcanon - bi/pansexual

2: otp - Valki

3: brotp - The Hulk!!!  Also Thor.  But mostly the Hulk.

4: notp - Thorkyrie.  It just seems so...wrong.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - She never really forgives Loki for breaking into her mind on Sakaar, and he never really expects her to.

6: favorite line from this character - CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS WISELY!!

7: one way in which I relate to this character - I wouldn’t say I relate to her exactly, because we’re very different.  But responding to horrible experiences by cutting yourself off from everyone (emotionally at least), I do that to an unhealthy degree.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - The romantic subtext between her and Thor.  It feels so forced and fake and there is zero chemistry between them and IF SHE’S GOING TO COURT AN ASGARDIAN PRINCE IT HAS TO BE LOKI

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - ehhhhh I don’t think she fits into either one really

[iamanartichoke]

okokok so hear me out i know you weren’t a fan of endgame but would you ever do a fic where everything happened the way it did, some minor changes, but the 2012 loki finds his way to new asgard where valkyrie is queen? i feel like it would be so interesting to see the interactions between them, and loki could develop while valki is also slow burning & they’re trying to find thor & help him or something😭 if not do you have any headcanons for that situation?

Ahh, good question! I don’t know if I would ever write that fic, or if I attempted, it would have to be a long time from now, after the disappointment/anger at the whole mess subsides enough ... but, this is a really interesting premise! 

I think I would headcanon that 2012 Loki went through his own journey of redemption, alternate to what Our Loki experienced but with more or less the same result - he’d end up in 2023 more at peace with himself, less full of rage, willing to want to help Thor. It’d be interesting to see him show up and meet Valkyrie that way, bc Valkyrie knows Our Loki as an antagonist, kind of, but also knows that he fought beside them and knows how much his death destroyed Thor. She’d be wary, but I think open to knowing him. 

Loki, having no prior memory of Valkyrie, would for one thing be pretty pissed that Thor just handed what’s left of Asgard over to this random person, but there would probably be a little bit of “you’re a Valkyrie!” going on, too, which might make him more amenable to working with her. It’s possible Loki would try to challenge her for Asgard - he would be the rightful heir after Thor, after all - but I think, by that point, he wouldn’t really be concerned with leading or having power and instead would be like, what the actual fuck do you mean, Thor just left? 

They’d probably clash a lot, because of their basic personalities. Loki being the rightful heir and Valkyrie having been in charge for years would make them clash over the right way to do things; I think instead of challenging her for the throne, Loki would just express his general befuddlement with a lot of snarky comments and antagonistic jabs. They’d bicker a lot. Beneath that, though, they’d get to know one another kind of gradually. It becomes a sort of unspoken thing that Loki is her right-hand person in running things. 

And all the while, Loki will be trying to figure out where Thor might have gone and how they can get him back. Their resources for space travel are limited, since they have neither a ship nor Stormbreaker, but Loki is smart and resourceful and he would want to find Thor and try to bring him back and/or help him. Valkyrie would think that Loki coming back, even if it’s not Our Loki, would go a long way in helping Thor recover. Eventually they’d find a way to get to space and then it could turn into Loki and Valkyrie Explore the Galaxy as they search for the Guardians and Thor. They’d fall in love and find Thor and everyone would live happily ever after. 

... That got way longer than I intended, lmao. But yeah, even if I didn’t write it, I’d definitely read it, so if anyone else wants to take this premise and run with it, please feel free. 

Thank you for the awesome question! 

[aurora-nerin]

Loki is Conon-ly genderfluid so I like to see how Valkyrie would react to female loki.

Mmm… delightful

So, first of all, Loki is in male form when he lands on Sakaar, but the idea of shapeshifting to female is in the back of his mind. Then he realizes Grandmaster pretty much fucks anything with a pulse (k, anything that’s hot and with a pulse) and says ‘’well, that fortunate’’ but then he sees Val.

She’s everything Loki loves: she’s strong, fierce, passionate. Loki flirts with her without results (well, it results in a blade being thrown at his head.) Then he realizes Val takes girls to her bedroom. And so he comes up with a plan.

He shapeshifts into a woman: Leia: a femme fatale of sorts: exotic witch with long black curls and green eyes, hoping Val will notice. And oh, boi, does she notice…

So, by day Loki is Grandmaster’s main bitch.

And by night Val’s side hoe. 

Val doesn’t trust Leia first, but then she grows attached: she’s the first woman on this trash planet who doesn’t try to get through her to get into Grandmaster’s good graces. 

Leia first too is quiet about her past, but slowly opens up and tells Val about her life: how she was overshadowed by big brother who got the Throne, how she was left of out battles. Basically everything that happened to Loki, but given that females are shunned in warrior culture, Val understands.

Val offering Leia weapons training.

Val teaching Leia how to wield a sword and Loki, amazed, finds out that her techniques really help (even when he’s in male form).

Val Loving holding Leia when she wakes up from nightmares. 

Val telling Leia about her own nightmares.

Val and Leia working through their issues together and being happy.

bonus:

Val being cold and bitter to Leia first because, obviously, she reminds her of Hela, but soon realizing that she’s nothing like Hela.

bonus:

Thor arriving on Sakaar and recognizing Leia as femLoki and Loki getting majorly screwed over because of that. 

Val being bitter that Loki ‘’tricked his way into her bed’’ 

Loki appearing in her bedroom and refusing to leave even when Val points sword at his throat, begging to let her explain. ‘’Val it was me. I was not pretending. Both those are me. I’m Loki. I’m not male or female.’’

Val cautiously giving Loki a chance to prove himself but they are awkward around each-other for a long time. Well, after a while Thor probably just locks then up in a cabin on spaceship and threatens to keep them there unless they fuck and make up or whatever… :3 

p.s. yes, Leia totally came from SW, i’m seeing ‘’Last Jedi’’ today.