#valhalla rising

[cannibalismposting]

Mads Mikkelsen and Kissing everyone, no matter the gender

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 69th Tilt

“One-Eye”, Valhalla Rising (2009) VS. Prince Charmont, Ella Enchanted (2004)

Propaganda

“One-Eye”, Valhalla Rising (2009) Portrayed by: Mads Mikkelsen Defeated Opponents: - “Le Maitre d’Armes [Christian Bujeau], Kaamelott (2004-2009)

“This movie is mind-bending. Seriously not for everyone. But I made it through because OH MY GOD MADS MIKKELSEN. Is ***COVERED*** in blood and mud and just *snarls*.

Prince Charmont, Ella Enchanted (2004) Portrayed by: Hugh Dancy Defeated Opponents: - Galessin, Duke of Orkney [Alexis Hénon], Kaamelott (2004-2009)

“Before he was cannibal catnip, Hugh Dancy was the dorkiest, hottest Prince Charming variant.”

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For One-Eye:

For Prince Charmont:

[ascorpionstale]

Happy 59th birthday to the best actor in the world, Mads Mikkelsen!

[zillabean]

Commission for Hannibalsimago (AO3), who wanted a sweet Mads character foursome companion piece for their fic, Kisses Falling Over Me Like Stars!  Love drawing all those big boys!~

[vredvaesel]

I saw this on twitter (X) and i made that :

Hugh Dancy as John in The Sleeping Dictionnary Mads Mikkelsen as One-eye in Valhalla Rising

Hope you like it ♥

[desperatelyseekingcannibals]

A Mads poll with a difference!

A poll of Mads Mikkelsen movies where the selection is based on range of factors, including but not limited to: genre, writer/director, country of release, date of release and 🎉vibes 🎉

Some of the movies may fit in more than one category, so vibes have mostly informed those decisions.

Round Three:

Choose your fave!

So very close! One Eye won by only 50.8%. And at the other end of the spectrum, Tristan rolled in with 90.1%! Who will come out on top in round three?

Valhalla Rising is a 2009 Danish historical movie set around the 12th century. The story follows One Eye, a Norse warrior captured by a Norwegian chieftain and forced to fight, until he escapes along with a young boy, a fellow captive. Mads plays the ill-fated and hard-done warrior One Eye.

King Arthur is a 2004 UK-US-Irish historical adventure. Setting the legend of King Arthur against the backdrop of the Roman Empire rather than a medieval retelling it revolves around defending the area around Hadrian's Wall. Mads plays Tristan, one of the knights of the round table (and Hugh plays fellow knight Galahad :3)

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @theofficialmads #madsmikkelsen #actor #doctorstrange #rogueone #starwars #FantasticBeasts #TheSecretsofDumbledore #hannibal #thehunt #anotherround #CasinoRoyale #IndianaJones #andtheDialofDestiny #ThePromisedLand #ChaosWalking #ValhallaRising #ClashoftheTitans

[swagst0rm]

GUYS MEOW????

[mattydemise]

Valhalla Rising, 2009.

[finemaleactors]

Mads Mikkelsen in Valhalla Rising

[envythemouse]

All-time Hannibal extended universe recs

Will/Nigel from Charlie Countryman

Heart of Spades by WaffleBunny13

Summary: Will pauses when he sees the face of the man in front of him then the cup of coffee slips from his hand.

“N-Nigel?”

Hannibal's neck nearly snaps to look at Will with a frown on his face then the doppelganger, Nigel, steps forward to Will with a smirk on his face and his hands casually resting in his pockets.

“Hello, gorgeous”

Envy’s notes: Nigel and Hannibal are not related. Nigel shows up at a crime scene. Everyone thinks he’s Hannibal. Then Will and Hannibal arrive, Hannibal finds out his look-alike is Will’s ex from the time he was on a scholarship in Romania.

Unconventional Therapy by DarkmoonSigel, sku7314977

Summary: Upon noticing that Will has been having some difficulty separating his mind from the monsters he’s made to chase, Hannibal makes a rather unexpected suggestion for some uncommon therapy to help the empath unwind.

Envy’s notes: Hannibal suggests sex as a form of therapy thinking he could finally get close to Will. Will instead goes out and stumbles upon Hannibal’s brother Nigel, they proceed to fuck in Hannibal’s house which makes for an awkward morning after.

Behave by sourweather

Summary: Nigel and Hannibal are sharing their Omega. Taking Turns, so to speak. Today, Nigel is to accompany Will to a crime scene. Will isn't looking forward to it. He loves Nigel, but he doesn't exactly play well with others.

He's proven right to worry when Nigel makes a less than perfect first impression on Jack Crawford.

Envy’s notes: Protective!Nigel. Nigel defends Will from Jack the way I always wished Hannibal would have done in canon.

"Two women are dead," Jack says, growl distorting his usual voice.

"And Will is alive!" Nigel snarls in response. "You'd think keeping him that way might be more important to you, but here you are running him into the fuckin' ground."

Will/Clifford from Death Stranding

The Beauty of the Rain by EarthsickWithoutYou

Summary: Part one of my Deathgram AU -- in which Hannibal discovers that Will has taken a lover who resembles him strikingly, an ex from his past in New Orleans. A man named Clifford Unger who bears the weight of the world on his shoulders, riddled with self-doubt, regret, trauma and grief. But he considers it his mission in life beyond all else to cherish and protect Will Graham, the light of his life, his redeeming soulmate.

Now that he has Will back in his arms, Cliff won't let anyone hurt his boy, even a clever, scheming, crazy-shocked-jealous therapist/cannibal who has been playing with fire and may now pay the price.

Envy’s notes: Hannibal comes over unannounced and discovers Will has Clifford as his lover. Clifford finds out about Will being sick lately so he takes him straight to the hospital and later gets revenge on Hannibal because there’s no way the former doctor didn’t know about Will’s sickness.

Will/Lucas from Jagten|The Hunt

Organ by CarnivalMirai

Summary: A week after the funeral, Lucas gets a parcel from one W. Graham. At first, he thinks it’s a wrong delivery. But the parcel is addressed directly to him. So curiously, he opens it.

Inside the box is another box. This time, in the shape of a small house or kennel— it’s a build-a-bear bear. He pulls the box out to see a card slipped in the box, again, addressed to Lucas. So he opens it.

Dear Lucas, I’m sorry for the loss of your son. He saved my life. I thought maybe you’d enjoy his heart beat. I hope you enjoy the bear. Kindly yours, Will Graham

Envy’s notes: Very interesting concept, imagine falling in love with a man who carries your son’s heart. No Hannigram, though Hannibal is one of Will’s doctors.

Sanctuary by Astromeda, tinypurpleghost

Summary: In the aftermath of a plunge that claimed one monster but spared another, Will Graham seeks refuge in a small Danish town. There, he meets Lucas, a kindergarten teacher with a heart of gold, and the spark between them is immediate and undeniable. When Lucas is falsely accused of a heinous crime, the monster inside Will yearns for blood. Even as Will tries to support Lucas in the way he needs, he realizes that he will stop at nothing to protect what’s his.

Envy’s notes: A post-fall fic where Hannibal dies and Will survives. He moves to Denmark and falls in love with Lucas pre-movie. Then canon happens except Will will do anything to protect the man he loves (and their dogs). Will is still in contact with Jack and there’s a man in town who knows of Will’s past. Lucas eventually finds out and accepts Will’s darker side.

Prince Charmont/One Eye (Ella Enchanted|Valhalla Rising)

Perfect Stranger by victorine

Summary: Char doesn't know Frank. Frank doesn't know Char. So how the hell did they wind up hugging in the middle of a park at midnight on Valentine's Day? And what will Char do when he realises it's not actually his best friend Ella rubbing soothing circles into his back?

Envy’s notes: Prince Charming is upset and a stranger (though he doesn’t know it’s a stranger) comforts him.  Oh and it’s Valentine’s day.

Just look at his smile. ⬆ How can you not like that? Lucas is adorable. I only wish I could see the movie without having to pay extra for it, damn it Amazon.

Nigel makes smoking and cussing look attractive somehow.

@principesorosado

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 101st Tilt

“Le Maître d'Armes”, Kaamelott (2005-2009) VS. “One-Eye”, Valhalla Rising (2009)

Propaganda

“Le Maître d'Armes”, Kaamelott (2005-2009) Portrayed by: Christian Bujeau

“Can kill you but would always look stylish while doing it. He has a very nice earring, and very nice zingers, and very nice hair.”

“One-Eye”, Valhalla Rising (2009) Portrayed by: Mads Mikkelsen

“This movie is mind-bending. Seriously not for everyone. But I made it through because OH MY GOD MADS MIKKELSEN. Is ***COVERED*** in blood and mud and just *snarls*.

Additional Propaganda Under the Cut

Additional Propaganda

For Le Maître d'Armes:

For One-Eye:

[pineconeprintco]

Valhalla Rising Alt poster, OneEye now in shop (link in bio)

One of my top 5 fav films. I rewatch it regularly for its unique desolate atmosphere and psych horror: love it!

Available to buy for the first time, 3 size options, all hand-signed, museum quality prints, posting worldwide.

(Members of my discord group keep ‘one eye’ open for the discount code I posted)

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Also…. :O

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[zillabean]

Happy (early) Birthday Faustfatale (twitter)!

Have some One Eye who's doing a terrible job of not enjoying himself.

hoho

Patreon | Zillabean

[vredvaesel]

Hey, it's a new HEU edit !

Enjoy !

One-eye (Valhalla Rising) & John (The Sleeping Dictionnary)

[wulfhalls]

just watched valhalla rising and. good lord. it's just oozing self importance and male ego it's insane. it reminded me of only god forgives in the way it almost seems to get off on it's own imagined profundity I was borderline embarrassed watching it. and then. it clicked. refn directed both of these. there is letting shots speak for themselves and then there is whatever the fuck that man is doing.