#valentines day quotes for her

[luna-loveboop]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

[infinityinakiss]

arcane incorrect quotes: caitvi edition

caitlyn, on the phone: where are you?

vi: i told you, i'm at work

caitlyn: swear you’re not at chuck e. cheese again?

*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

vi: stop doing that.

caitlyn: stop doing what?

vi: saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

caitlyn: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

vi: it was autocorrect.

caitlyn: autocorrect wrote "you're so hot. please step on me."?

vi: yes.

vi: there's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

caitlyn: i photosynthesize with this.

vi: this date is boring.

caitlyn: this isn't a date. i said i was going to the store.

vi: then why did you invite me?

caitlyn: i didn't, i specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you caitlyn i'll do whatever I want"

*vi comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in caitlyn’s bedroom.*

caitlyn: babe, are you.. coming to bed?

vi: no thank you, i'm sure you’re lovely but i have a girlfriend.

vi: *lies on the ground and falls asleep*

caitlyn: ...

vi, getting dressed for a formal event: hey, do you think i can hang myself with this tie?

caitlyn: oh, hell no. you are NOT getting out of this the easy way.

caitlyn: are you trying to seduce me?

vi: why, are you seducible?

caitlyn: did it hurt when you fell- vi: from heaven? wow, i didn’t think you were such a flirt- caitlyn: no, i meant when you fell down the stairs. vi: … caitlyn: you just laid there for 15 minutes.

caitlyn: since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. don't ask me why i have your shirt on, this is our shirt. vi: fine, but when i come strutting in with your fuzzy socks i don't want to hear shit.

caitlyn: fight me! vi: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* vi: fight me for the rest of our lives.

vi: we have a problem. caitlyn: no, YOU have a problem. i have an idiot who keeps making them.

caitlyn: name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult. vi: myself.

vi: valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- caitlyn: i wrote you a poem. vi, already crying: you did?

vi: *laughs* babe, you had a crush on me? that’s embarrassing— caitlyn: we’re married.

vi: caitlyn, you love me, right? caitlyn: normally i’d say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere i won’t like.

caitlyn: i think i need a hug… vi: good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* caitlyn: you… you can let go now. vi: no, i absolutely cannot.

caitlyn: talk dirty to me, baby~ vi: the dishes. caitlyn: wh- vi: they’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. you still haven’t cleaned them and i have asked you to do so several times.

caitlyn: what are you planning to do? vi: hey, now. "planning"?! do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

vi: don’t worry, i know exactly what i'm doing. everything is going to be fine! caitlyn: how can you still say that? vi: because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

vi: BE A BETTER PERSON! caitlyn: WHY?! vi: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

vi: is something burning? caitlyn, leaning seductively on the counter: just my desire for you. vi: caitlyn, the toaster is literally on fire.

caitlyn: is there something you would like to say, vi? vi: oh, there are SEVERAL things i would like to say.

[doodlefox2]

ame "i want to eat ina's cookies" vs ina "hi i baked cookies"

[cozylittleartblog]

clown hours

new deltarune newsletter. i dont know how many characters are featured across the 50-ish valentines but i want it on record i only got queen and rouxls among mine. you will look at them

obviously toby fox knows my email personally somehow and knew exactly who to send me (joke. but also what are the odds)

[halfratsalready]

Sara: Jack, when’s your birthday?

Jack: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Sara: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

[thepersonalquotes]

If I know what love is, it is because of you.

Hermann Hesse

[manderleyfire]

He’d have laughed at the irony of how quickly their relationship had deteriorated into their own private Hunger Games.

[quotelr]

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

William Shakespeare

[milfcutlawquane]

I... I thought it was impossible for Cupid to find true love. But you make the impossible, possible.

Had to redraw Cupid Hanzo but Trans because I'm just like that. Happy Valentines?

Reference image (Loverwatch best game ever):

[newrelationshipgoals]

Telling a girl she is a priority vs treating her like she is a priority are two completely different things.

[strawberrycherriesncream]

Scarlet: Why do you surround yourself with so many pretty men? Hmm? You like men or something? Hmmmm?

Funny: Scarlet, I swear—

Scarlet: I know what you are. You don’t have to stay in the closet. I still love you.

Funny: Oh my god.

[katyahina]

me: I want to make Valentine’s Day cards, but I can’t make up flirty lines! I am not an eloquent person in the slightest!

me: 

me: I have an idea,

[6anshee]

"i  will  not  fall  prey  to  society's  desire  to  turn  girls  into  emotional,  insecure  neurotics  who  pull  up  their  dresses  at  the  first  flattering  remark."

[thepersonalwords]

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

William Shakespeare

[instantbearinfluencer]

[crickcabanaa]

"I will forever be part of her. Isn’t this… the most romantic thing?"