#valdemar arcana

[kaviasposts]

My take on Human Valdems because look at them

I'll just leave this here

[xaharadesert]

Are They Watching Barbie or Oppenheimer? - Headcanon Pt 2

Arcana Characters (Courtiers)

A/N: an anon has requested a follow-up, and I am more than happy to oblige!

🍷Valerius🍷

He’s a pretentious man, so he claims to be above the drama, and says he’s not seeing either

And publicly, he’ll stick to this

However, he will be acquiring Barbie through potentially illegal means to watch it alone at home on opening night

🪱Vlastomil🪱

The worms vote for Barbie, so that’s what they will be seeing

He rents out the theatre to bring his “children” with him

The biggest problem is that he does this with the very first showing, so pretty much everyone hates him

🩸Vulgora🩸

Oppenheimer, 100%

However, they’re disappointed with the lack of violence. They expected more.

Will not be seeing Barbie, unless they hear that it somehow has more violence than Oppenheimer

🍖Volta🍖

Another true Barbie girlie!

Super excited to see it, and buys an ungodly amount of snacks (they were planning on sneaking snacks in, and even though they were successful, they still went back and bought the theatre snacks as well)

Tears up a little when the movie starts

Does not see Oppenheimer; simply no interest

💀Valdemar💀

True neutral

Does end up watching Oppenheimer first, but is also sorely disappointed by how respectful the film is being

Ends up watching Barbie immediately after; nobody knows why, or what they think about it. They never mention it again

[linuxealcipher]

I’m so funny guys.

[vivisexxion]

Drunk doodles pt 2. Again, no one can convince me they don't look like this beneath all those wraps and layers. Bite me

[soullessseraphim]

hhhh

[koruneru]

and all together i've changed Birblian cuz I didn't like the previous one. possibly will be Muriel soon. or maybe not.

[snobgoblin]

i saw two doctor memes i could apply to the Arcana today which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right

[local-butter-and-toast]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED TO ROMANCE THEM

POV: horrors beyond our imaginations cuts u up on the surgical table and transes ur gender

[count-pudding]

silly doctor with leeches

[incorrectarcana]

[roserotz]

Saw this pic and a lightbulb spawned over my head

[anew-flame]

Where y’all sitting?

Inspo from this meme by @/hawkeguard

[xenguree]

v happy to discover there are still many valdemar appreciators out here wahaha hello hello i offer you some small breadcrumbs…

[nabesthetics]

[soullessseraphim]

they're spying in town 👀👀👀

[koruneru]

Finally, I was returned/given/allowed to use the social options for this account! 👹👹👹Let's celebrate this moment with Valdemar