#val = known fwb

[fifteenminutes-if]

RO reactions to overhearing MC gushing about them to a good friend of theirs? Like they're saying how awesome the RO is, how much they love the RO, they feel like the RO is their soulmate, etc etc

we'll assume this is at a stage in mc's relationship with all the ROs where it's been a few months after first meeting/reconnecting (or in val's case, a few months after reconnecting and trying to either avoid you or aggravate you into starting world war three)

slightly nsfwish? discussions of sexual themes for maddox

maddox: flabbergasted and dismayed. there'd be a little ember of hope simmering beneath the consternation, but the dominant feeling would be fear. they're not stable and they know it. their ex-partner knew it and the aftermath of that relationship left maddox in shambles. and people always want something from maddox so the concept of loving them for them and not what they can do for someone is incomprehensible. they'd be very withdrawn and a little insecure after hearing this. they'd spiral down rabbit holes of how they could fuck up their relationship with you and would eventually push for "breaking up" your PR relationship. carrying on something fake with you would not tickle their fancy.

(fwb route): if this is a few months in, they'd be relieved lol because they would've started off this relationship with the intent to keep it casual but would've fell for you gradually. then kept it bottled up and attributed it to the intimacy afforded during sex (something they don't find in other corners of his life). they'd still experience the uncertainty and fear described above, but would feel a bit more secure because your pillow talks and morning-afters would've become a natural part of their life and they'd feel more connected to you. not saying sex is necessary for them to feel connected to their partner, but the circumstances led to them getting to know you on a more personal level than a more friendly/hostile/indifferent route.

mateo (past ex route): precious baby boy. would be on cloud nine for the rest of the day and would get an earful from his family for it. it would feel like kismet to him—something fated, something profound. he let you go and you found your way back to each other. would try to give you space to come to him with the confession yourself but wouldn't be able to stop himself from reacting to your voice and your touch (even more than usual). i.e., if you were to casually brush past him, he'd stop breathing. you'd be a near constant in his dreams. and it would really only be a matter of time until he blurts something out, but until then he'd be content with admiring you from afar. he'd take you in any form you can give.

(past friends/acquaintance route): not the most shocked tbh. he's quite perceptive and had sensed a shift in the way you acted around him ever since you reconnected. doesn't mean he's not extremely pleased though. similar to exes route, would want you to come to him with a confession but would drop subtle hints to nudge you there. would be a smug little bastard.

carmen: immediately feels tears gathering at the back of her eyes. you've gotten to know her beyond the persona she wants the world to see and you love her in the face of all her mistakes and flaws? the terrifying ordeal of being known lol not something she's had to deal with for much of her life because people are content to love the ideal version of herself (aka the perfect pop star). i think having just one person extend love to the ugly, suppressed parts of her without inhibition would literally break her. carmen would be over the moon and bursting at the seams to flag you down and do a grand confession. it would be messy and she'd be sobbing half the time, but she'd be determined to make it happen. she's more in tune with her feelings than some of the other clowns in this circus and once she has MC, she's not letting go.

robin: first instinct is to turn right around and leave. robin prides themselves on being a morally upstanding person (because they're annoying like that) and eavesdropping on someone—especially someone they're making the focal point of [REDACTED]—goes against their code of ethics. but, when they catch their name they can't help but listen in out of pure curiosity. hearing you gush over them would rekindle something in them they buried long ago, but there'd be so many (so. many.) alarm bells ringing in their head. they'd eventually rip themselves away from the scene and lie awake at night, overturning every word you had said in their mind. and yes, it would be branded into their brain forever. they'd eventually come to a decision to not pursue anything, and from then on they'd make an even greater effort to be as professional as possible. because you're an unknown and they know they'd have to become an amnesiac in order to resist your pull.

val (ex friends route): crushed beyond belief. they always believed you were too good for them—their hands can be gentle but more often than not they're folded into fists. and hearing you confess your love for them despite everything they put you through? val would basically skip town thinking they're doing you both a favour. they'd torture themselves with what ifs and fight the violent urge to show up at your apartment door and ask why. i guess this is where i reveal that val had a massive crush on you back when your band was together in both routes lol they just suppressed it for years. and the possibility that you could've loved them when things were good—when they had a chance with you, when they would've stayed if you asked—would keep them up at night.

(ex rivals (?) route): oh, they'd be so mad. villainizing you by thinking of you as a competitor is how they hold onto their anger and frustration against you. you being in love with them goes against the very fabric of your relationship. they'd be even more hostile than usual, going out of their way to provoke you into arguments while secretly hoping they can tease out an impassioned confession straight from your mouth. they wouldn't know what to do beyond that point if you were to confess though. the occasional stray thought of kissing you senseless (if your MC likes that kind of intimacy) runs through their mind, but they quash that line of thinking real quick.

[manynarrators]

You should tell me about your Hazbin oc. Smiles.

@coronaryqueer | Please understand this is A Can Of Worms, and all can be poked and prodded @singthesongsofsin

Hellaina: She’s my scary snake lady! She’s Vox’s PA (though in truth more akin to a COO). Technically he owns her soul, but she thinks she got the much better deal out of it. She died in the early 1980s of a heart attack induced, in large part, but the whole… 1980s work culture. She is, all things considered, quite happy down in Hell! (She also despises Valentino).

Dia: Hellaina’s wife, and regular in cannibal town. She runs a butcher shop, because her actual skills in pathology aren’t… super useful here. In life she sold organs on the black market, and is a special sort beloved freak. Definitely some vibes of pastel whimsi-goth in that girl.

Jayden: Velvette’s PA. He was created to fulfill a joke originally. Vox has a snake PA, and one of my writing partners hc that Val also had a snake PA, co clearly Vel needed one too. He’s very young, like, died in the last five years and was an influencer in life (and still is in hell) sort of young.

Adelard: OLD. He was in the seminary until he had a bit of a crisis of faith, left to become a healer during the early 1300s, and then a plague doctor when that all broke out. He killed a lot of his patients because it was kinder for that than to die slowly of the plague. In Hell he’s the closest thing to a librarian, and definitely a bit of an eccentric! He collects a lot of the newly fallen.

Belphegor: lord of Sloth, narcoleptic, and an idealist. Probably going to quit at some point to create purgatory, or just… somewhere for the vast majority of the dead to go who weren’t great people but don’t deserve Hell either.

Astaroth: Bel’s best friend, another fallen Angel. Tara spends most of her time on Earth, acting as the classic deal demon. She has a fwb deal with Mephistopheles (yes the one from Faust), and also as Bel’s inter-ring liaison a lot of the time.

Metatron: the Voice of God! (And heretical on my part). He was the first thing ever created, before the universe itself was, and he, God, and Asherah were the primordial polycule… at least until she went to sleep. God did too, some 1400 years ago, so Metatron has been keeping Heaven and Earth from realizing God is MIA by acting in his stead.

As for the wtnv OCs!!!

The new one is Nezha. They’re a glassblower from DB, they’re tiers of punk, they created and then destroyed the stained glass of the Smiling God in DB’s Joyous Congregation. (I have more hc about that, but shhh, the fic will be released in a few days). Their Double was Theseus’s best friend until her death— weird magical inter-city coven they were all a part of.

Speaking of Theseus! He’s the NV weatherman. He’s quite chill, all things considered. He was part of the magical intercity coven (where he met Ted the Weatherman (mentioned! And therefore canon!) from DB. He’s known about the weird effect of the towns for aaaages, but as no one ever asks the weatherman anything, he’s never volunteered any information. After the coven fell apart, he went to uni for meteorology. In an as yet unfinished fic, he becomes Maddy’s (Kevin’s sister) best friend.

Mikhail and Matvei: a set of doubles who hate one anotber. They both went to school outside the Desert. But whereas Mikhail is a relatively good person, he studies time, Matvei is EVIL. Matvei was a StrexCorp enforcer, Matvei is now working on the Sandstorm project. Matvei carved out one of his own eyes in a show of devotion to the Smiling God, and is a hardcore loyalist even without drugs.

Speaking of! Helios is the Smiling God! …sort of. Helios created DB and then just sort of… forgot about it. He came back to find Strex and is now masquerading a priest to figure out how to fix it. He’s also the Greek pantheon Helios, same dude. In the same unfinished fic, he’s Jocelin’s (Kevin’s nibling) biological father.

Maddy and Jocelin! Kevin’s sister and no king respectively. They would be Abby and Janice’s doubles. Maddy wanted to be a botanist, as after their mother took off, ended up raising Kevin. They’re still quite close in large part because of Jo, and because there is no double of Steve. Jocelin, as a child, has a sun allergy Strex ‘fixed’. They’re like… 13 right now, but getting into acting! After Strex was defeated, they were some of the first to move to NV.

How many more do I have??? I think I’ll leave it here for now! (I need to be better at actually messaging you, I promise I’ll try!)

[simpsiren]

to have and have not.

lee taeyong x reader

“losing me is better than losing you.” - losing you, wonho

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description. being close friends with the leader of one of the biggest korean gangs in the underworld wasnt already tough, a big situation falls into your laps that only makes your bond with him even stronger, and maybe perhaps having love to bloom in the process.

genre. mafia au, fwb to lovers au,

warnings. none except for a lot of shooting cudndn

word count. 6,733

a/n. here's a taeyong x reader ff i came up with. its not much but i still hope youll enjoy it :D

lee taeyong. most people, or rather regular people would have a shiver sent down their spine if they heard this name, even if they didnt know how the man looked like. taeyong was, and still currently is very well known in the underworld, but above it as well. he's a well known gang leader amongst all the other gangs that work under one man, mr david chong. basically the mafia boss trumping above all gangs. the police have never been able to catch him, no matter how hard they tried. the policemen would either get shot and killed one by one due to his great ability of using a mere pistol, or would just be killed by taeyong's gang members before taeyong would even appear in their sight. all in all, lee taeyong was a scary man in many ways. not to you though. you found him interesting.

when you were caught hostage by one of the gangs along with one other women you didnt know, and you have the great lee taeyong to get you out of there and have you work under him for debt in a way, you did owe him a lot when a bullet was mere seconds awayfrom going through your brain. you found out that the women who know work under taeyong as well is named val. now, you didnt have much work to do honestly, you would be lounging around in the arcade basement most of the time. you were only told to do small tasks that wasnt that horrifying in any way.

"im dying of boredom!" you whined as you sat up from the very comfortable velvrt couch and faced yuta, who was off duty for tonight. "doesnt boss have anything he needs me to do? i wonder why he even took me in" you folded your arms and rolled your eyes as you let your body slouch and sink into couch. "no one is doing anything right now M. the boss is trying to plan something big from what i hear." yuta shrugged as he took a sip of his vodka. all the members in the gang call you either mal or m, it was a shortened version of your long second name malvisko and you liked being called mal. "yeah well fuck that. im gonna go sleep." you stood up from the couch and waved a small goodbye to yuta before exiting the arcade basement to head to your bedroom, or not.

you tip toed across the halls, making sure no one sees the fact that youre slowly making your way to the boss's office. you arrived at the door without being seem by anyone and right before you were about to open the door, you see jaehyun, taeyong’s right hand man. you looked up to meet his gaze. “you’re here to see mr lee?” you nodded slowly, intimidated by how cold he looks, but no one can beat the gaze of taeyong. “he’s currently feeling stress. try to calm him down a little.” he pats your shoulder before walking past you and disappearing into the hallway. the only person who knows your true relationship with taeyong was jaehyun, and you consider him to be a friend more than a colleague.

you stepped into the room and closed the door behind you. you see taeyong behind his desk with his laptop. he wore his wearing casual attire, which was a hoodie and sweatpants, along with his glasses. you see papers scattered across the table. you slowly walked up to stand beside taeyong. “hey, tae. how’s work going for you?” you placed your hand underneath taeyong’s chin and kisses his cheek lightly. taeyong sighed and took off his glasses and rubbed his temples. “almost all gangs are now working under bishop. what’s worse is that he’s working for that idiot david chong.”

you placed both your hands on his shoulders and massaged them gently as you bit your lip, not entirely sure of what to say. “that sounds pressurising.” you whispered. taeyong scoffed in response. “im going to take revenge on them for killing my brother. he wasnt even involved in this shitshow. ill figure something out.”

you knew about taeyong’s past. you knew that he has worked under mr david chong since he was little but decided rebel, leaving to start his own gang. but now, mr david chong wants him back and will do anything to do so. taeyong is a “precious specimen” as what mr david chong kept calling him. a man who was extremely smart and living in a monstrous world, he did everything he could to survive. it only made his instincts so much stronger. taeyong was like a wild beast in a wild forest, not many were able beat him. you felt honourable for the fact that taeyong lets you know his past. the other members know about it as well, but not as much as you did.

“rest tonight, tae. i want you to sleep.” you leaned forward from behind and whispered into his ear, gently planting light kisses down his neck. taeyong sighed once more and pulled your hand from your shoulder and turned his chair to face you. taeyong pulls you to sit on his lap. “now’s not the time to be doing stuff like that. im sure you know that well.” taeyong glares at you with his piercingly dangerous eyes. you giggled softly, resting your hands on his chest. "i was just advising you to rest, nothing more." you winked teasingly. taeyong scoffed in response and made you stand up. he walked past you and towards the bed, falling onto it almost instantly. you followed suit and sat beside him at the edge of the bed. "youre right. i have a ton of things to do tomorrow." taeyong covers his eyes with his forearm. "im having jaehyun guard you while im away too. its getting dangerous with a whole army of high ranked psychos coming for me. theyll definitely go for those i most treasure before capturing me."

you took a deep breath. "be careful alright? come back to me safe." taeyong chuckled, shaking his head as he sat up straight, going close to you and pecking your lips. "cant exactly do that without having either a bullet in me or a broken rib, but ill come back alive." taeyong wraps his arm around you and pulls you in for a quick kiss before pulling away. "now go. i dont want my men suspecting anything." you nodded and stood up and walked to the door. before you walked through the door, you went back to taeyong to give one last kiss before leaving him for the night.

you were walking down the dimly lit when you suddenly bumped into someone. you looked up to notice it was jeno. one of the younger guys in the gang. "what were you doing boss's office?" jeno asked innocently. you licked your lips nervously, trying to quickly think up an answer. "its fine. i know what you are to him." jeno folded his arms as he smirked widely in a teasing manner. you quickly looked around, making sure you and him were alone. "no one is to hear that you know. im just his friend.. with benefits." you whispered to jeno. jeno giggled. "sure mal. anything you say." he mocked you. "shut it. if taeyong knows that you know he'll probably threaten you to keeo quiet. its good enough that im already warning you." you rolled your eyes and before you were about to make a turn towards another hallway, you look at jeno's way and pressed your index finger to your lip.

you headed to your room and slept as perusual. lucky for you, nothing happened to you that night. taeyong is always scaring you by saying that anyone can kidnap you in the middle of the night, at any time. but god knows taeyong would never let that happen. when you wake up in your large bedroom in your large bed, you looked towards the coffee table to see jaehyun sitting on the comfortable chair, drinking coffee and using his phone. you signalled jaehyun by coughing, making him look your way immediately. "good morning, miss." you sat up from your bed and yawned, turning your head to the full body mirror beside your bed and seeing how terrible you looked. you slipped out of your soft white mattress and grabbed the silk robe, wearing it on before walking over to the coffee table.

“i told you. you didn’t have to call me miss. im your colleague for shit.” you said as you took a seat across jaehyun. he placed the cup of coffee he had in his hand on the table. “sorry, mal. im just used to calling you miss since you have a strong relationship with taeyong.” jaehyun doesn’t look up at you as he quickly glanced his eyes over the words on the newspaper. “jeez im telling you. we’re just friends with benefit. nothing more.” you huffed and folded your arms, slouching into the seat. “by the way, apparently jeno knows about me and taeyong. just keep an eye on him.” you grabbed the cup of tea that was on the table and took a sip. “the gang will be in an uproar if word gets around” you whispered, staring down at your drink. “i will.” jaehyun simply said.

you carried on with your day. most of the gang members are out today. probably because of the big plan that taeyong is doing. he probably also has some gang members to follow him. jaehyun would be with taeyong most of the time but he needed to take care of you since taeyong trusts him with you the most. you could understand. they had a long history together.

“can we please go grocery shopping and cook homemade food? im tired of buying take out.” you whined as you stabbed the fork into the friend chicken that you ordered from kfc. jaehyun took a sip of coca cola and hummed. “im not sure if its safe mal. taeyong wouldn’t want you to be wondering around in public.” you pursed your lips. “but i have you to protect me.” you pouted at jaehyun. he raised his eyebrow in disgust and sighed. “ill call taeyong and ask him.” you shouted a loud yay which made jaehyun flinch back, using his finger to cover his ear as he rolled his eyes and took out his phone to call taeyong. you were trying to hear his conversation with taeyong at the other end of the line by placing your ear close to jaehyun’s phone. you smiled as jaehyun ended the call. “alright. get ready to go. ill wait outside the room.”

you nodded happily as closed the door when jaehyun walked out, skipping your way towards your wardrobe and picking out a simple outfit to go to the supermarket. you made sure you hair looked neat and grabbed your purse and walked out to meet jaehyun. jaehyun leads you out of the hideout and gestured you to get into the car. taeyong normally rode this car but for some reason he chose to take another one to run his errands. you waited as jaehyun gets into the driver’s seat and starts driving to the nearest supermarket.

you two arrived at the supermarket. you realised that it wasnt at all crowded since it was practically 3am in the morning. you only see a few high school students around buying a snack and headed out in a flash. jaehyun helped with pushing the trolley while you picked out ingredients to make jjajangmyeon. you figured that it would be best to make a big batch so that the rest could be saved as leftovers for the other members when they come back in the morning for breakfast. jaehyun kindly offered to pay and the both of you headed out of the supermarket, with jaehyun carrying the groceries.

“thanks for taking me out. its nice to take in some fresh air instead of being couped up in the hideout." you turned towards jaehyun to give him a bright smile but later noticed that jaehyun was looking around suspiciously, his eyes scanning around his surroundings as if the scanner in his mind has detected danger somewhere near you two. you kept quiet for moment, getting scared and you slowly got close to jaehyun. "get down!" jaehyun screamed at you, dropping the groceries and he wrapped his arm around you and drags you to hide behind the car when suddenly a bullet was fired to your direction. you froze, tilting your head up to see jaehyun quickly pulling out his gun from his back pocket, arms streched out to the ground, ready to shoot any second. "its a fucking sniper." jaehyun whispered to you as he looked up towards the buuildings oposite the car, trying to find which building the sniper was stationed at. you didnt know what to do, you were afraid, scared, many feelings were flowing through you. all you could do was look down at the ground, and trust jaehyun with whatever he was doing.

"we're going to get in the car and im going to drive us out of here before the sniper can take another hit, got it? just get into the car as quick as possible and duck down. make sure that he wont be able to see you through the window." you nodded as you quickly processed jaehyun's instructions. "on my signal." jaehyun had his eyes glued on the tall buildings, it was late at night so you could barely see anything, you could never imagine how jaehyun was even able to spot the sniper.

"now!" you immdiately opened the door and got inside the car, closing the door and ducking your body down so as to not be see through the winodw. jaehyun hopped into the driver's seat in a flash and started up the car. you were panting nervously as you felt the car moving at high speed. you heard another bullet being shot at the back of the car. you whinced as you tilted your head up to see jaehyun with his phone beside him, his phone being placed on speaker mode as he called taeyong. "something happened. a sniper tried to shot mal. im heading back to the hideout now." jaehyun said. you heard taeyong shouting a loud 'fuck' before hanging up the call. jaehyun kept silent as he drove you back to the hideout in full speed. in less than 10 minutes, the car was put to a stop. you hugged your purse and you started slowly sitting back up. you looked at jaehyun, who's head and eyes were scanning the area again. jaehyun got out the car and walked to your door, opening it and signaled you to get out, you continues hugging you purse to your chest tightly as you quickly ran towards the hideout and got inside, with jaehyun following you behind.

you took deep breaths and watched jaehyun you looked extremely wary yet calm and collected. you were almost killed and jaehyun looked chill, although you doubt he felt like it. "taeyong's coming. wait for him in the main area." you folowed his instructions and took a seat in the couch of the main area, which basically consisted of a single couch and a very large table. the main area is where everyone would gather if they needed to plan something together, like breaking into a house and sorting out the escape routes etc. you werent part of those meetings but you were always there at the doorframe to see what taeyong and the others were talking about.

you took out your phone, not seeing any messages. you sighed and shoved your phone bac into your purse. it didnt take long for taeyong to come rushing through the door and placing himself on the couch, sitting down beside you and hugging you tightly. you nervously placed your arms around him, seeing the other members aloqly coming into the room. you let out a soft 'uh' into taeyong's ear, signalling taeyong to pull away from you since there were many eyes on you, wierded out that taeyong is being way too touchy with a gang member.

taeyong immediately noticed you hint and pulled away, coughing as he walked toward the huge table and slammed bot his arms down. "bishop is coming, in no time, theyll find out about our hideout and attack." the gang members begin to gather around the table. jaehyun however was standing with his arms folded behind the couch. "splint into groups and disperse. we cant be gathering in big groups like this. leaders take charge." you see the leaders of the sub groups, which were taeil, winwin and johnny nodding their heads to their boss. "those under me. stay low. dont do anything reckless. although it applies to everyone so." taeyong shrugged and sighed, rubbing his temples. "okay thats all. everyone head out tomorrow morning. im calling the leaders in the future to give further orders."

everyone said their goodbyes and exited the room one by one. jaehyu was the last one to stand at the door and before heading out, he gave a look to taeyong, which taeyong responded with a nod and walked out, closing the door behind hi and leaving you and taeyong alone in the main area. taeyong turned towards you and took a seat beside you, looking at you up and down. "im so glad youre safe." taeyog brings his hand uo to cup your cheek and frowned slightly and hugged him tight, digging your face into his chest. taeyong held you close and strokes your hair slowly and placed a kiss on the top of your head. "im not gonna let you go out without me or jaehyun anyore. i cnt imagine what woud happen if you went out alone." taeyong whispered as he pulled away, looking at your face before pulling you into a deep kiss. he pulled himself away from you. "you must be shock from that. im letting you sleep in my room."

you nodded slowly and stood up, following taeyong out of the main area and to his bedroom, which is basically his office. he lets you go inside first and closed the door behind him. he immediately unbottoned his white button up shirt, taking it off and throwing it at the edge of the bed and took a seat on the bed. "why are you so dressed up? you only went to the supermarket." taeyong commented as his eyes scanned you up and down, your outfit looking too bold for going somewhere simple in the middle of the night. "its not often i get to go out of this place. i just wanted to look good." yoy stripped your clothes off till you were in your bra and underwear. you placed your clothes where taeyong's shirt was and picked up his shirt to put it on. "you look nice in my shirt."

you giggled you walked over to the bed and layed down beside taeyong. taeyong cuddled you close, your leg over his and you burry your head deep into his neck. "im going to keep you safe from now on." teyong said, planting kisses on your shoulder. "thats not what a 'friend' says you know." taeyong lets out a 'tsk' before closing his eyes. "sleep," taeyong muttered. you smiled softly and kissed his cheek one last time before falling asleep. to be honest, you didnt know what was yor relationship with taeyong. for now, you only wanted to think of taeyong as your friend with benefit. besides, how can a gang keader even have time to fall in love. you were only there to comfort him, seeing his soft side. you felt that his actions says more than what your relationship with him is, but you chose to not let you imagination wonder too far. you liked taeyong, but you never wanted to interfere with his work by having a relationship with him, thinking that you would be a burden.

the next morning you woke up to see taeyong who just got out of the shower. you yawned and sat up straight, waiting taeyong who’s abs were out in the open, immediately diverting your eyes to it. “you’ve seen it plenty of times but you’re always staring at it like its your first time.” taeyong said calmly. you blinked your eyes and gaze your eyes up at taeyong who was drying his hair with a small towel. you blushed and stood up from the bed. “i cant help it.” you shrugged and begin to unbutton taeyong’s shirt which you slept in and slipped into your own clothes. before you walked out to head to your own room, taeyong pulls you to him by the waist in a swiftly motion and planted a kiss on your lips. “shower and get ready by 9 at the main area. im having a meeting which you need to be there for.” you smiled soft and interlocked your hands with his before letting go and heading out to your room.

you quickly showered and changed your outfit into a more comfortable one, merely only wearing a hoodie and sweatpants. you shoved your phone into your back pocket and and shoved your hands into the sides of your hoodie and walked your way over to the main room.

when you arrived, you see the members that are grouped to be under taeyong standing around. you noticed that taeyong has yet to arrive. you see jeno hanging around the corner with jaemin. you headed over to them, since they’re the only ones you would consider close to. “mal! how was last night? did you have fun?” jeno asked, tilting his head and grinning widely with the smile of a cheshire cat. you furrowed your eyebrows and slapped his should, making him flinch back as he let out a hiss. jaemin looked at the both of you, confused. “what happened last night?” jaemin questioned you. you shook your head with a smile. “oh its nothing. i just played cod with mark last night.” you glared at jeno who still had his smile on. you rolled your eyes and folded your arms. just how does he know everything? you thought to yourself.

you heard the door open, revealing taeyong in a ravishingly beautiful slick black suit. you clicked your tongue in amusement as you eyed him. what’s the occasion for him to be dressing this good? “great everyone’s here. let’s walk through what’s going to happen tonight.” tonight? what is taeyong going to do? is this what he worked long hours for? you listened attentively as taeyong talked about the plan to the members. you were in awe. you weren’t mentioned in the whole plan at all. why did you have to be here? “this needs to be pulled off properly if we’re going to beat that shit. got it? mal, i just need you to stay with me.” taeyong said as he turned his head to the back to face you. you widened your eyes and nodded quickly. “we head out at 12am sharp.” with that, taeyong walked out of the room, leaving everyone to do their own things.

jaemin chuckled. “this is going to be fun.” jaemin said in a sing-song tone. “the fuck is so good about killing a bunch of people jaemin?” you took your phone out to check the time, realising that they had the meeting for four hours and its already 1 in the afternoon. “its the chaos that excites me.” jaemin winked at you, laughing sinisterly and shoved his hands in his trousers and walked out with his shoulders laid back. “he’s only being sadistic. its fine.” you looked at him with a weirded out face. he snorts and jerked your arm with his elbow. “chill m. he’s just joking with you.” members slowly started going out of the main area. you decided to hang out at the arcade area.

the whole day went by quick since you were on your phone the entire time and once it was beginning to get close to 12am. the place started to get hectic with everyone preparing their guns and maing sure they have everything ready before moving out. you however, were just waiting in the main area. you figured that everyone would gather there first so you decided to get your lazy ass out of the arcade room and to the main area.

one by one, members started coming in. you see everyone, including jeno and jaemin with a pistol in hand. you have handled those before but your aiming really sucked. no one in the gang can compare to taeyong's gun skills though. his precision is so good he can shoot someone right in the center of their forehead from such long distances. he liked using old fashioned guns that were different from what the others had since he was more comfortable with it.

by 12am sharp as promised, everyone has gathered in the main area.taeyong gave one last look to all the members and everyone nodded their heads and exited the room swiftly, leaving you, taeyong and jaehyun.

"jaehyun's going to drive us to the mansion. after that, im not letting you out of my sight. got it?" you hummed in response as the three of you proceeded as planned, getting in the car immediately after getting out of the hideout and headed to david chong's mansion.

when you arrived, the car was right in front of the entrance of the mansion. you look through the window andnoticed how extravagant it looked. it looked rich, like it costed millions of dollars, but that is what to be expected from a mafia boss who has money rolling in every second. taeyong asked you to stay put in the car while jaehyun and taeyong got out of the car to talk to the two security guards that were standing at two sides of the entrance and heavily armed with multiple guns strapped on their black vests. taeyong and jaehyun were being checked by the two security guards to avoid having any guns being pointed at david chong, well that made sense.

not long after, jaehyun opened the door of the car and taeyong stood in front of you before grabbing you by the arm and getting you out. you were being pulled to the entrance. the security guards immediately scanning you up and down. "the fuck you looking at my girlfriend for? she's unarmed dont worry." taeyong hissed at them, making them click their tongues and allowing you and teyong to enter, along with jaehyun following behind. did taeyong called you his girlfriend? well that was unexpected.

upon entry, you see a huge grand room which two large sets of stairs on either side, leading and connected together to the second floor, to which a old men stepped out of the shadows of the dimly lit room. "lee taeyong. been awhile since ive seen you in the mansion." taeyong only kept silent, his seemingly cold blooded gaze on david chong. right now, taeyong looked extremely intimidating. although you werent scared by him the first time you met him, this was different. it felt as thoug even his gaze can kill soeone out of fear.

"come back home, taeyong. ill take you under my wing again, and youll live the finest life ever." david chong said. you observed him closely. you thought he looked like those males that become more ugly the more they age. "like hell i would." taeyong said. suddenly, david chong's eyes turned to you. you widened your eyes in fear, but tried to look calm and collected. "who is this beautiful and precious young lady?" he tilted his head and the smiled widly. you were disgusted by the old man was eyeing you right now. taeyong puts a hand on your shoulder. "you remember her right? the girl that your snipers tried to get." the old man started to climb down the stairs. taeyong watching his every step. david chong eventually ended up standing in front of you.

"looking up close, she's more pretty than i thought. could be of use to me." the old man come up close to you, way too close. he placed his thumb on your chin, tilting your head up and he examined your face. your eyes went to taeyong, who instantly pulled you away from him, making you stand behind him. "dont fucking touch her." the old man responded with a loud chuckle. "protective as always. i really did raise you up well." david chong kept his eyes on you. you could tell that taeyong would have ripped his neck open by now, but he kept calm regardless of the overflowing rage at how close david was getting to you.

"how about this? lets arrange a deal." david said, folding his arms in front of him as he stood a foot away from taeyong, who only stared at him fiercely. "i have the girl, and you get your freedom." you widened your eyes, gaze immediately switching from david to taeyong, constantly going back and forth. you felt jaehyun's presense from behind coming closer. "so i dont need your ugly ass and your men tailing my every move if i let her be one your your billions of prostitutes." taeyong raised and eyebrow and laughed histerically, making him look the only crazy one in the room. his eyes grew dark soon after. "try that and you wont see the light of day. though i think today is the last time you ever will." taeyong's eyes glanced to the side where it was dark and in a split second, a gun slided on the floor from the darkness and was in taeyong's arm. immediately, all the members got out from lurking in the darkness, guns all pointed towards david. however, david's men, including bishop's group, appeared on the second floor.

you looked around you in shock, overwhelmed by how much has happened in the blink of an eye. you moved back slightly, feeling jaehyun's hand on your back which made you feel a little safe. you see taeyong pointing his gun towards david's head, to which david responded with a low chuckle. "what, you want to kill me? i have many gangs under me. i could get you devoured in a second." you hear jaehyun letting out a huff as a gun was tossed to him as well. "im not that dumb please."

taeyong wraped his arm around david's neck and turned around to face biship's gang at the second floor. "move and he dies." taeyong shouted, tightening his grip on david's neck. you could tell that bishop's gang members were irritated and taken aback by what taeyong did. taeyong gestured his head towards winwin, who the signalled his gang to go up to the second floor.

"drop your guns." winwin said to the group of men. they were about to put their guns on the floor when a bullet was fired at winwin's shoulder, who immediately whinced in pain. the whole room became a chaos as bishop's gang started to attack. you froze in fear. taeyong shot david in the leg and turned around to look at you. without realising, you see jaehyun on the floor with bishop's members surrounding him. one of the men grabbed you and placed your hands behind your back, tightening his grip. you stared at taeyong with widened eyes, too scared to do anything. you tried to get away from the man's grasp, but clrly you werent strong enough to go against him. you see someone coming up from behind taeyong. "taeyong behind you!" it was too late. taeyong was knocked down unconscious. "taeyong!" you cried out, trying you best to get to taeyong, but you couldnt. you cried as you saw taeyong's body fell to the ground. you realised jaehyun was unconscious as well. it didnt take long for them to knock you out soon after realising the situation you were in.

your eyes fluttered open. you tried to move but realised you were tied up with your hands behind your back and your legs tied together as well. you looked around, trying to process where you were at. it looked like a basement of some sort. the walls looked old and moldt and there was nothing else around you other than taeyong and jaehyun. you started wondering where your other members were at. you wiggled your way towards taeyong who's body was still and wasnt that far away from you. you tried to wake him up by bumping your head on his chest. it didnt take him long to wake up. "mal. fuck they caught us." taeyong muttered under breath as he woke jaehyun up by kicking jaehyun's leg. jaehyun looked around. you saw jaehyun's ear twitch suddenly. he leaned towards the door. "they're coming." jaehyun said. the room fell silent as the door flew open, revealing david alone, walking in. "look at you. i thought you were stronger than this taeyong." david bent down to meet taeyong's eye level. taeyong turned his head away.

"so whats it going to be? the girl, or you?" david walked over to you and grabbed you by the collar and lifted you up, his head getting close to your neck and he took in your scent. you bite your lip and tilted your head away, struggling to kick him away. "smells like money to me." david chuckled. taeyong and jaehyun both hissed at him like snakes. david acted scared, letting out a "woah." sarcastically. "you got one hour to decide. also.." bishop suddenly appeared at the entrance of the door and walked over to taeyong. "pleasure seeing you again." bishop said to taeyong. "to think you would be dumb enough to team up with david. go to hell." taeyong argued. "i thinnk youre the one going to hell, when i torture you to death." bihsop instantly pulls out a night and placed it at taeyong's neck. jaehyun tried to kick it away but to no avail. "im having him torture you while you decide. have fun." with that, david dropped you back to the ground, and left the room. you heard him lock it, just great.

"now, what are we going to do with you three?" bishop romved the knife from taeyong's neck and circled around the three of you. "all we wanted to do was take david's money and bring him to the police for fuck sake." taeyong said as he rolled his eyes. "you shouldnt let me know your plan, idiot." bishop commented when he stopped behind you, pulling your hair, making you whince. "tell me, you ever had sex before?" your raised an eyebrow and kept your mouth shut. "not going to reply i see." out of nowhere, bishop connected his lips with yours and tried kissing you, but you didnt let him, still struggling to get out of his grasp. "get away from her!" taeyong shouted as jaehyun kicked bishop in the stomach with his legs. you fell down and coughed in disgust. bishop laughed, standing up and squat down infront of you. you spit in his face and stared him in the eyes. "fiesty. i see why david could have fun with her." bishop whispered. the only thing you could think about was how furious taeyong looked, his eyes burning in anger.

"well, i didnt come here to torture taeyong so, ill be on my way now." bishop suddenly carried you bridal style. you screamed taeyong and jaehyun's names as you were being carried way from them and out of the room. taeyong looked into your eyes, nodding his head as to signal that you will be fine, and that he'll find a way to get to you. you could only trust him when the door closed, removing taeyong and jaehyun out of your sight.

you didnt know where you being being carried to. you tried to stay calm, but your breathing was completely unstable. bishop noticed how you were acting. "calm down, im only keeping you for myself, i only worked with david to get my hands on you." bishop opened a door and entered the room. it was a bedroom, a good looking one at that, fitting the theme of the whole mansion. "what are you going to do with me?" you asked him, your voice cracking. bishop throws you on the bed and gets on top of you, you shivered as his hand touched your cheek, admirj g your face. "you'll find out soon, love." with that, bishop gets off the bed and walked out the room and locked you in. you looked around, trying to find any possible way to escape. there wasnt a window to escape through and you were unable to come uo with any ideas. you cried as you hugged yourself on the bed, you didnt know what to do. you were away from taeyong. who knows what could happen to you. you cried and cried till your eyes became dry and extemely red.

bishop hasnt come back for awhile now. you closed your eyes and tried to control your breathing, taking in deep breathes to try and calm yourself down, though it was very difficult. you didnt realise you were crying too much to the point where you fell asleep.

you woke up. you werent in the room this time. you looked around, you looked to be in a car. you turned to the front to see jaehyun and taeyong in the front seats, with taeyong driving. "great youre awake. we're heading home, not the hideout though." taeyong said with a monotoned voice. how did you get out? did you fell unconscious or something? you were in bishop's room the last time you were awake. you fell asleep again, too tired to think or even bother to ask yourself questions.

soon, you felt arms carrying you out the car. you fluttered your eyes open to meet taeyong's. he placed a soft kiss at the top fo your head. taeyong carried you to a rundown looking house. the wood on the walls were filled with mold, but it appeared to still be a suitabe place for a hideout. you were placed on a bed and taeyong sat down beside you. he hugged you tightly, and you hugged him back, fully embracing his presence. he plants soft kisses on your neck. you pulled yourself closer to him. "is everyone safe?" you asked with eyes of concern.taeying pulled away from you and smiled softly. "everyone is fine, a few wounded but the doctors are handling that." taeyong pulled you in your a kiss. you wrapped your arms around his neck, while his was placed securedly on your waist. taeyong pulled away and sighed. "im sorry i couldnt protect you." taeyong whispered as he grabbed your hands and places them both on your lap, rubbing your skin lightly with his thumb. you layed a kiss on the side of his lips. "its fine, i was scared, but i knew you would come for me." you smiled softly, trying not to break down again in front of taeyong to make him feel worse.

"i love you." taeyong said. you widened your eyes. "you do?" taeyong hummed and nodded his head in response. you placed your forehead against his. "so we arent friends with benefits?" you asked him again. taeyong gave you wierded out look. "since when were we friends with benefits. i thought you knew that i liked you." you chuckled softly. "you should know youre the kind of person that cant express his feelings well." you commented. taeyong only frowned, to which to kissed it away. "ill keep you safe from now on, no matter what. losing me is better than losing you." taeyong hugged you once again.

after that crazy experience you had, you learned a few things. one, that taeyong was now yours. you didnt have to hide your feelings for him, and the members were apparently happy for you two. well, taeyong would propably rage if anyone opposed it anyways. and two, that you were able to trust taeyong full heartedly. with his strength, you know that he would do anything to keep you safe.

[wizardjail]

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

i got tagged by @wizardysseus although we both know i don’t actually write my wips, i just think about them very hard. so a lot of this list is fanfic, which is kind of funny, because i don’t actually write that much fanfiction in the grand scheme of things. anyway. in no particular order:

1. unweaver (original fiction, it’s modern fantasy abt wizards)

When it came to killing time during slow shifts at the library, Juliet Shen had a lot of tricks up her sleeve.

2. bad narnia (original fiction, fantasy deconstruction)

The woodcutter’s daughter was called Aster. She was also called “strange.”

3. stay on the line until your voice feels nearer (it’s alucard/reader fic, don’t fucking @ me)

They’ve put you up in a surprisingly shitty motel, which you expect from the museum and its stretched-thin budget, but not from a government-funded taskforce.

4. give me one good movie kiss (it’s the sequel to the above fic, again, don’t fucking @ me)

It’s hard to say whether you should be flattered or worried that an aspiring cult leader is interested in your work on demon pelvic morphology.

5. i think your love would be too much (my solas/inquisitor magnum opus)

They should meet with the clerics in Val Royeaux as soon as possible, he and the Seeker have both advised, but to Solas’ consternation, they’re still very much in the Hinterlands.

6. manas 2: electric boogaloo (i’ve been trying to finish the sequel to my first dragon age fic for like two years now)

Cassandra asked her, years ago, where she would go when this was all over.

7. untitled daedric fuckery (skyrim fic in 2021, dragonborn/sanguine, godly shenanigans and fwb dynamics)

It’s not a thing of convenience, exactly, because nothing about daedric princes could ever be called convenient.

8. and last but not least, the wip informally known as und (original fiction, screwball fantasy)

The marriage of King Chad the Thirteenth to the Zarnese princess Arcadia was a memorable affair for the kingdom of Und, seeing as war was narrowly averted more than a half-dozen times in the course of the ceremony.

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i think what we’ve learned from this exercise is that i try to be super funny and clever with my opening lines, and i don’t always succeed

tagging: honestly anyone who wants to do it. go through all your old writing. cringe with me

[spcckyszns]

VALENTINA DIAZ is TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD. People say they look like ALEXA DEMIE, but they don’t see it. They were once known as JENNIFER CHECK from JENNIFER’S BODY, but now they’re just your average VILLAIN. I’d watch out if I were you, I wouldn’t want to get on anyone’s bad side. You never know what might happen…

hey hey hey, i’m h and im super excited to bring in little miss chaos herself and have her just run ramped around town. below i’m just gonna bullet point some things about her life/backstory and the journey that landed her here...as well as a short list of some wcs for her. so here we goooo!

val was an outcome of a accidental teen pregnancy, and it seemed as if jennifer’s soul was already hungry to claim human life as soon as she was born, seeing as her mother died during child birth. lucky enough, her cards were in her favor as usual, there were already plans for young valentina to be adopted and her life was seemingly set from the beginning.

raised in miami, florida with a loving family...she was spoiled rotten all her life. there was never anything that valentina wanted that she didn’t get, whether it be an item or a person, all she had to do was bat her eyes at the right person and she had them wrapped around her finger. so it wasn’t much of a surprise that she climbed to the top of the social ladder as the years went on, head cheerleader by her junior year and always dating the hottest guys.

but there was always this violent impulse in valentina, one that she couldn’t explain, often at night she was kept up with darkness in her head and if she did sleep it was always very vivid dreams of killing people (mostly boys). it wasn’t until the stroke of midnight on her sixteenth birthday that jennifer finally had to drill into her what she was, what was going on, and at first she thought maybe she was just going crazy...up until she finally snapped and killed someone. 

as a proud bi-sexual, she had zero to no tolerance for hateful homophobes. down the street from her cozy little three story home lived a racist and very loud homophobic man who lived all on his own. she couldn’t stand the way he revved his engine up when he saw her walking down the street, he had no idea who she was or better yet...what she was. finally one night, walking home from a house party, he was outside on his porch and cat called her with some distasteful words. so she sauntered over, little to no hesitation and played into his games...of course the creep invited her in even as a minor. that was when she made her move, and for the first time in her life, she slept peacefully through the night and felt even more alive than she had ever felt. 

of course no one would’ve guessed it was her, who would suspect little miss popular? besides it was florida, stranger things happen every single day and no one in her neighborhood really missed the guy anyways. so she went happily along, living her life, but the thirst to kill never seemed to shake after that first blood and soon enough she had to do it again before the nightmares crept back in...besides, it was sort of fun how easy it was to trick these men into letting their guards down. 

after high school graduation, she had about ten kills under her belt, and no one ever suspected a thing. she went off to college at FSU for business or something silly that she probably wouldn’t ever use, but she had the money and the grades so why not? plus in a college party city, the possibilities were endless. her kill count climbed, blamed on reckless partying accidents, and after getting her degree the voice of jennifer was pretty much loud and proud and in control in her body. 

that very voice called for her to move here, to deacon, so she could truly live the life she craved. so she kissed her parents goodbye in talks of going on a grand adventure, of spreading her wings, and found a nice little townhouse when she was twenty three, and since then she’s basically laid in wake. 

currently, she works at the bar as a bartender (even if it is a bit ironic seeing as low shoulder preyed upon her at a bar that was similar, valentina feels in control behind the bar).

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

exes, flings/fwb, neighbors, co-workers, friends, partner in crime, soft spot friend, enemies.

these are just general ideas to get the ball rolling, i’ll work on a wanted connections page soon enough i’m sure!!!

[flixculpa]

wanted plots for my muses!

a couple of wanted plots for each of my muses under the cut. may be updated in the future. like this post if you are interested in one of them and i’ll come to you!

mae kang (about here):

this plot but f/f

she’s technically not in college anymore but this plot works really well for her as the punk girl and we can figure it out whether like flashback to when she was in college or something idk 

val oh (about here):

the father of her 10-month-old daughter (pls oh my god). not a good/healthy relationship with val but whether or not the father wants to be a parent is up to you 

‘i really hate my shitty job, and i was about to hand in my notice, but you just introduced yourself as my new colleague, and oh my god you’re really cute.’

“you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married”

ava thomas (about here):

“we’re two thieves who literally can’t stand each other bc we’re each others biggest competitors so we have a stealing war with each other to prove that i’m the best in what we do and it doesn’t stop at just stealing objects (girl/boyfriends, friends, jobs, name it!)”

this plot 

your muse is in a relationship with ava and have been really nice about her skipping town all the time and never asks questions but then you catch her in a lie and the entire thing falls apart and you find out everything she’s told you about herself was an elaborate lie

park hayoon (about here):

“i hired you to be a full-time babysitter since i’m constantly working and shit now my kid loves you and i think i do too” but f/f where hayoon is the babysitter

“a modern romeo/juliet plot?? where their parents are the heads of rival companies or are huge celebrities who have been in a known feud for years and they meet and try to sneak around in secret but there’s paparazzi and tabloids and all that”

hwang jia (about here):

yknow that k.stewart movie adventureland? yeah give me that where jia is kinda forced to work at an amusement park for the summer and your muse also works there and it’s a cute and maybe angsty summer romance where they both hate their jobs 

college student plots they stay up all night studying until they go insane and need a break or they cut class together and go on adventures idk but like cute college friendships or romances

evie liu (about here):

some messy fwb plot or like repeated one night stands where they both don’t think there’s any feelings involved but they keep ending up together at the end of the night

modern hades and persephone kind of ship where evie is persephone and very bright and flowers and pastel colors and preschool teacher but also has a dark side and is a witch and always wants to get her way and your muse is hades adjacent and it’s a Look (m/f or f/f!)

general / muses to be discussed:

a messy exes plot

apocalypse au (zombie or otherwise!)

royalty au (bonus points if like princess/bodyguard or princess/kitchen worker tbh)

space/sci-fi au

[the-wotog-collection]

xander’s harem

- made up of xander, tal, therai, pippin, hatch, glo, and warren

- aka the Trans Your Gender (minus therai) Party

- why is it called xander’s harem, you ask?

- w e l l

- individual characters under the read more

XANDER

- full name is Alexander Gentleharp

- half-elf fighter, he/him

- trans and probably gay

- he’s a total himbo. he’s so stupid omg.

- pretty chill dude. always willing to lend a hand, be it with mending a gate or protecting someone with his life. fiercely protective of those he loves and anyone that’s under his care

- pretty open about being trans. doesn’t really keep it a secret from anyone in the party, but also doesn’t go around announcing it

- dog person, but thinks all pets (as long as they’re legal and safe to have) are pretty cool

- current relationships: hatch, glo, therai, tal, warren (in love); vik (depending on the au) (lover); eve (twin); pippin (stepfather); olive, evan, ash, avery, and anya (uncle)

TAL

-Taliesyn Elias Arvulf, Tal for short

-High-Elf Warlock-turned-Wizard/Gunslinger

-Trans Male, He/Him. Demiromantic and probably bi

-Chaotic Neutral

-Suffers from nightmares of an apocalypse that never was

-Almost died in a fire once- not how he got his scar though

-Renounced his patron in a fit of delirium brought on by prophetic visions of his death, spent the next few weeks stumbling around with the party in a daze before saying “I’m tired of this shit” and vanishing one night

-Came back a few years later much more mentally okay and also doing a wizarding thing now, nice!

-Survived two (2) situations that should have, by all rights, killed him three times over. Also spat in the face of a god and (somehow) lived

-Relationships:

(Romantic): Xander, Eve, Therai

(Best Friend): Warren

(Friends): Hatch, Glo, Chaym

THERAI

-Full name is Therai Aldrovanda

-He/Him

-Tiefling Fighter who prefers an axe or two over swords, though he’s been known to pick up any blade he can reach to protect himself and his party.

-Fluctuates between gay and bi- he’s not entirely sure himself.

-True Neutral

-While intimidating on first glance, this war-hardened tiefling has a naturally goofy and gentle demeanor, though he keeps it hidden under a cold, quiet shell. His shell is easy to crack, given patience and understanding, or a good amount of alcohol on the right day.

-Relationships:

(Romantic): Taliesyn, Alexander

(FwB): Intem (their relationship is complicated, and fluctuates between fwb and romantic)

(Qpp): Eve

(Family): Pippin (adoptive child), Avery (child), Clover (child-in-law)

PIPPIN

- that’s their name. that’s it

- halfling rogue, they/them

- chaotic neutral

- nonbinary and aroace

- gremlin. absolute fucking goblin child

- like a stray cat in that they’re distrustful of new people, but once you have their trust, you’ll Never lose it (unless you do something to fuck up, and then it’s back to square one)

- they might be kinda standoffish at first, yeah, but. once they feel comfortable around someone, they let themselves be a kid, like they never got to be

- what are you? horrid nasty child. what’s your gender? crime. what’s in your pants? knives.

- younger than the rest of the party (closest in age would be xander, maybe?)

- relationships: therai (he’s their dad. boogie woogie woogie); xander, tal (dads in law)

HATCH

-Heim, a changeling. Takes the form of a drow named Hatch’dyorr Drvynski

-Changeling bard!

-Trans Male, He/Him. Very much gay, yes.

-Chaotic Good

-Jolly Sailor Bold

-Aesthetic is the ocean and Dragons

-Has the voice of a scottish sailor singing shanties on the open sea

-A storyteller at heart, he likes to weave tales of adventure, love, lust, revenge, y’know, the usual stuff. Recently his stories have gotten boring though (in his opinion), and the best way to find new inspiration?

-Dragons.

-Relationships:

(Romantic): Xander, Glo

(Best Friend): Glo

(Friends): Warren, Tal, Therai

AERGLO 

-Aerglo Jett, goes by Glo for short.

-Air Genasi Wizard

-Trans Male, He/Him. Doesn’t care much for putting a label to his sexuality.

-Lawful Evil

-Formality is everything to him. Doesn’t do nicknames with anyone in public. Behind closed doors is a different story.

-Sharp both in mind and tongue, Aerglo likes to ruffle feathers and push buttons, just to study others’ reactions. He’s a scientist at heart, and treats people like subjects to his experiments.

-Inkstains on his hands from writing so much

-Hatch and Xander are exempt from the detached treatment, as he considers them more than just subjects to his games. He loves them, in a twisted, perverted way, and has a hard time expressing his feelings with them.

-Relationships:

(Romantic): Hatch, Xander

(Best Friend): Hatch

(Friends): Koirit, Tal

WARREN

-Warren Peace

-Drow Barbarian

-He/Him. One very gay, very trans, very good himbo.

-Chaotic Neutral

-He’s a barbarian I promise. He just… doesn’t look like it

-Very Stupid, oh gods is this lad Stupid

-Pretty sure his INT is like, 6

-Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass

-Absolute good boy who’s doing his best

-Like a short, stupid puppy who’s here to make friends and toss bitches

-Relationships:

(Romantic): Xander

(Crush): Tal

(Friends): Therai, Val, Chaym

(back to party list)

[arielaisms]

hello hello! i’m val and i’m really excited to get to know everyone & rp. nyc rps are my favorite rps of all time and demi is my fave fc so this already feels like a perfect match! if anyone wants to plot, feel free to like this and i’ll reach out to you.

the other day I saw (Ariela Cortez), a (25) (tattoo artist) around New York City. They look a lot like (demi lovato), don’t they?! Rumor has it that they’re (confident, ambitious AND loyal) but can be (petty, headstrong AND reckless) at their worst! What we know for sure is that they’re (cisfemale, bisexual), their pronouns are (she/her) they were born on (october 31st), live in (pelham bay) and are known as (the enchantress) [[ooc val, 21, pst, she/they, child neglect tw / drug use tw]]

Ariela is a Spanish name meaning “lioness of God” and it is 100% accurate. Ariela is brave and headstrong. As a child, she was always getting into trouble --- mainly fights with other kids who dared to say anything bad about her or loved ones.

She has lived in NYC her whole life. She never knew much about her biological parents. Ariela was left on the steps of a fire station as a baby with only a note pinned to her that said ‘Ariela’. She grew up in the foster care system and was never in one place for long. It became hard for her to really trust people as a result. She had to learn how to provide for herself at a young age, spending more time on the streets than she ever did at any of the homes.

Ariela always knew she wanted to do something involving art. She had always been in love with tattoos, getting her first tattoo --- a terrible stick and poke --- at the age of 14. Ever since, she was hooked. She is covered in tattoos. Some are completely random and some are more meaningful. She’s always known that she wanted to be a tattoo artist and loves her job.

Ariela is extremely confident. Admittedly, a lot of it is a defense mechanism to make up for an early childhood of no one wanting her. She refuses to let herself dwell on it lest she spiral.

Loves to party and sleep around. She sticks mainly with weed and alcohol but she’s been known to dabble in harder drugs if it’s around.

Honestly, it’s pretty hard to not love Ariela. She can be a bitch but it’s only if she’s defending people. She knows how to make people feel important and wanted. She’s never been the type of person to settle down as she gets bored quickly.

Is currently living with her best friend and chosen sister, @ravvenjones​.

Deep down, she would love to adopt a child one day and give them the happy childhood that she never had.

Until then, she is content with her fur baby---a black dog named Padfoot. (x)

wanted connections: childhood friends, ex-girlfriend and/or ex-boyfriend, fwb, tattoo clients, friends that she parties with, enemies, people she smokes with... anything your beautiful mind can think of!z

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

1,14,15,16 for all?

I’m assuming you mean all the ships from here and the questions from here so forgive me if that’s not it :’) Thank you!

1. Who made the first move?

S/V: Sidra, obvs. 

P/O: Ory, but he was awkward about it. 

K/R: Rhett. 

M/V: I wanna say Vilkas but tbh they both went in at the same time. 

S/R: Reese made his interest known first, but Sidra was the one to suggest a FWB type deal.

14. Who gives the silent treatment when they’re mad at each other?

S/V: Val, always. It doesn’t last very long, luckily. 

P/O: Ory, but it doesn’t happen often.

K/R: Kit. 

M/V: Marisha. 

S/R: Neither, they communicate pretty well. 

15. Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

S/V: Depends. Usually Val. 

P/O: Pan.

K/R: Rhett.

M/V: Marisha.

S/R: Reese. 

16. Whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear at inappropriate times?

S/V: Both, but usually Sidra.

P/O: Neither.

K/R: Rhett.

M/V: Both.

S/R: Sidra.

[hales-rps-blog]

VALMIRA HASANI . 23 . DOG WALKER . ESFP . DUA LIPA

val was born somewhere in texas but somehow ended up in pavor with her mom after they left her dad because he wasn't a nice person. her mom wasn't perfect either so val kinda took care of herself mostly from the time she was like 13. her mom had a job just to barely keep the roof of a shitty house over their heads, but val was pretty much allowed to do whatever she wanted, which usually involved being out of the house because it was boring just sitting around watching her mom get drunk. she went to lame teen house parties and played spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven and all that jazz.

ten years later she's all grown up and on her own! just kidding. she's part of the crackhouse crew and lives in a house in basilo with a handful of other young "adults" who are totally not running it into the ground or anything. she tends to walk around in either a shirt (no bra) and underwear or a bra and like track pants or something. it's hot af new mexico and clothes are annoying. ~shrug. also she's a simple dog walker but like not consistently. she's not responsible or motivated enough for the 9 to 5 life (but she gets to hang out with dogs and it's fab) so she just barely contributes to the household tbh.

so at 23 she's still the irresponsible, go-out-and-do-stupid-shit-for-fun type of girl she's always been. she’s down for literally anything anytime tbh bc life’s too short. she will drink all the booze with you, smoke all the weed with you, eat all the food with you, watch all the netflix with you, stay out all night doing god knows what with you. she has very few boundaries and she's not shy in any way whatsoever, she's shameless really. she flirts with p much everyone bc it’s fun and casual hookups are her jam - no slut shaming here, live your life!

needs: all the people to do all the things with; lots of hook ups, including regular fwb and one night stands, or even just flirting whether one sided or not tbh; also i kinda want some guy to try to tie her down, like just someone into her, whether they just met or have known each other, who wants her to just be with him or whatever idk i'm terrible at words

[emf1947]

Fever Dream

(In which Ashleighcheltho67 overdoses on NyQuil and the following dream ensues.)

“Hi, babe. It’s Jenna. Look, I just flew back from Utah for the night because I’m going to be on the move for the next few weeks and need to pack a few more things. Since it’s well known I’m always ready to hop on your dick, you wanna get together for a few?’

A few minutes later she gets a text. “Can you come by and pick me up? I really don’t want you in the new place. It might give you ideas.”

“Yeah, that’s fine.”

Later Val looks up from smelling Jenna’s hair so he can pretend to be interested in the new Neutrogena gig and yells, “Your driver is taking video!”

“Val, relax! It’s dark in here. It will be blurry video of shadows, just like last time.”

“Yeah, but you can post it and make people think I went to Utah for your cousin’s wedding with you! As If I would go to a wedding with no booze.”

“It was my brother’s wedding, and I could have done with some booze myself.”

“So you needed to come home to ‘pack’, huh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.”

“Yes, I have a choreography gig coming up in Michigan and then a family vacation in Florida and then an appearance at a, get this, sweet sixteen party for a fan. My clothes from Canada and NY won’t work”

“A sweet sixteen party? Jenna, honey, I know the acting thing isn’t going that well, or at all, actually, but I could lend you some money if you’re short on cash.”

“No, I just told my agent to keep me out of LA as much as possible until So You Think You Can Dance starts back up.”

“But, Jenna, you know I need you here as a cover so no one catches on that I’m really here to hang around Zendaya like a lost puppy while she and Tom grab all the headlines and no one notices me anyway!”

“Yeah, I do.”

Later that night, her phone rings. “Jenna, will you take that fucking video off the internet? People think I was in Utah with you.”

“If there’s video of us fucking on the internet, I didn’t put it there,” she mumbles sleepily.

“No, the one where it looks like I’m kissing your hair.”

“You were kissing my hair.”

“I was not, I was smelling your hair product.”

“Have it your way. I’m taking the video down, poopyhead. Now let me sleep, I have a long flight in the morning.”

A week later she gets a call, “Look, Jenna, do you by any chance still have your passport on you?”

“I may have, let me see. Damn, I do, and I meant to put it back in my safety deposit box.”

“No, that’s good! I’m going on this European trip and my escort - I mean the person who was supposed to come with me - backed out and I need you to come along as my trusty sidepiece, uh, sidekick. You’ll be back in time for SYTYCD.

Oh, and do you have bathing suit?”

“I have two, we’re in Florida, remember?”

“Well, I’ll get you a third, and maybe a few hot nighties and some other barely appropriate odds and ends. Frederick’s of Hollywood is having a sale.”

“Val!”

“Okay, Victoria’s Secret it is.”

Three days later they are in Rome. “We have two days to see all the major sights here and then our ship sails.”

“Our ship? Valenna?”

“Barf. No, a cruise ship. We are going to Amalfi, Cagliari, Mallorca, Marseilles, Antibes, and Monte Carlo.”

“Mallorca? We are going to Spain?”

“Yes, just think, we are going to be there the same time Z is in Barcelona!”

“So you’re going to hook up with her?”

“No, I may miss the ship. I’ll probably just call or text or something. Oh, let’s ask this lady directions to the fountain.”

Two pictures, one with his camera, one with the lady’s and a video later, Jenna says, “You know that video is going to be all over the internet, and it was taken in broad daylight.”

“No one is going to believe we are really dating. Just that we are FWB.”

“I’m not sure the ‘benefits’ part normally includes expensive Mediterranean cruises, but okay.”

“I can wait until you get your SYTYCD paycheck before making you pay me for your half.”

A few days later, “Val, why did you post a picture of my butt with a heart-eye emoji?”

“It’s a picture of your legs. I love your legs.”

“It’s a picture of my butt. I wondered why you bought me these shorts.”

“Well, I love your butt, too.”

“People will talk.”

“I posted a picture of your face, too. With dog ears.”

“Okay, the hokey pictures of me holding a hand with a red string bracelet and the two shadows were okay, but this is straying into you admitting I’m alive territory. And why did Alan take his parody picture of the hand holding one down? I loved that picture.”

“I may have said something to him about it.”

“You never let me have any fun.”

In Mallorca:

“Tonight at dinner will you wear the black dress? I’m going to wear the white suit”

“Okay. How did the phone call to Valdaya go?”

“You mean Zendaya.”

“Yeah, I just see it the other way so often I forget.”

“I left a voicemail. I guess she’s busy.”

Later that night:

“I see you posted that picture of me.”

“I did, and in a little bit I’ll post the one you took of me across the table from you.”

“The one where you look like you are auditioning for the role of Adolpho in a bad summer theater production of The Drowsy Chaperone?”

“Just read the caption, okay?”

(At this point, Ashleighcheltho67 screams and wakes up. “Damn it’s about time I woke up. That was turning into a nightmare!”)