#vaginabeam

[yaylindsey]

Shit My Phone Says

I love when my phone tries to autocorrect to what it thinks I'm really trying to say.. Today's example: Me: vagina. Phone: Nope. Pretty sure you mean vaginabeam Me: negative, ghost rider. Vagina. Phone: bacons. Wait. What? Bacons? Not one, but several? Like a plethora? Si si el guapo; I'd say you have a plethora.

[humanfilth]

vaginabeam replied to your photo:卐I couldn’t resist卐

PERFECT

<3

[jennyfromthesock]

vaginabeam replied to your post: eu quero bater na sua cara

what beautiful language is this?

idk some kind of spanish? i found it in a youtube description tbh ;)

[felipo]

vaginabeam replied to your post “why? why are sad people the best type of people?”

sad people are better than everyone

thanks

[milksense]

[frederiksaccount]

vaginabeam replied to your photo:filling in my last two pages of this diary; i’lls...

write about me

[milksense]

I didnt know wtheck to do with my face 8)

[barebackobama]

Tumblr Royal Family

[felipo]

vaginabeam replied to your post: I’m allergic to water ...

you take golden showers

✌(◕‿-)✌ yass

[canadianslut]

vaginabeam replied to your post: I wish I could hang out w...

let’s go to the beach each

i snorted

[milksense]

vaginabeam replied to your post: .

your skin must be soft as silk

only my nipples

[fruitsoflabormusic]

vaginabeam replied to your post: back from jail haha

did anyone rape you?

they nicknamed me "Ace"

[jennyfromthesock]

vaginabeam replied to your post: F/M/K - Britney, Madonna, Xtina at the time of their MTV kiss

fuck madonna?! wtf you sick

IF I FUCKED XTINA SHE'D EAT MY DICK LIKE A $0.99 TACO, I'D RATHER HAVE A BAT FLY OUT OF MADONNA'S VAGEEN

[felipo]

vaginabeam replied to your post: vaginabeam replied to you...

burro

burro porém magro

[000girl]

vaginabeam replied to your post: vaginabeam replied to you...

i know but they probably won’t kick you out when you’re 15, when you’re 18 or smth they won’t hesitate in kicking you out bc they know you’re an adult, well you know your parents better than i do so you know the best thing to do

youre probably/could be right! but just to be on the safe side im just going to wait bc they have free wifi and food lol

[barebackobama]

My Tumblr Crushes:

jesuxxx

joydvson

fagflow

vaginabeam

coconutfucker

analheat

latexhomo

smellslikebutthole

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you can't sit with us