#uzi doorman headcanons

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Uzi Doorman x Sapphic WD Reader Headcanons (SFW)

Note: WD stands for "Worker Drone"

Uzi is a mix of the black cat and golden retriever in a relationship. Whether she's the former or latter depends on her mood and her environment

She'd definitely introduce anime to you if you haven't watched any. And if you ready watch anime, she'll hook you up on some new ones

I believe that Uzi is neurodivergent (specifically has AuDHD) so she often stims and you're okay with that. Bonus points if you're also neurodivergent then it'll be completely normal

Although she's not a huge fan of PDA, she loves and always holds your hands when going out in public. It gives her a sense of pride and it lets the world know that your hers ;)

ABSOLUTE CUDDLE BUG! Uzi loves to give you cuddles and loves it when you do the same in return

Similar to the previous point, she's very clingy and constantly wants your attention. That goes from 0-100 really quick when she's tired or low on energy. If she doesn't get cuddles, she'll get a little cranky

Is definitely the Bob the Builder in the relationship. Something in your house broken or damaged? Don't worry, she can fix it. Her father built doors after all so she learned a thing or two from him

Will not hesitate to fight anyone who's mean to you or disrespects you. Remember what I said earlier about whether Uzi is the black cat or golden retriever in the relationship depends on her mood and environment? Well, this is when that black cat energy comes to play

Loves sharing her oil with you🛢️❤️

Would send you posts and articles about sapphism if her eyes ever land on them.

Dates with her would consist of you two either going out and exploring parts of the planet or just sitting in her room playing games or watching anime

Flirty and has a way with her words

Is a really great kisser

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Thank you for the food omg 😩 🛐 🏳️‍🌈 🩷💙💜

UZI DOORMAN X FEM READER HCS

— tw : none! :3

She wears a lot of rings. She has one specific finger that she puts rings on that remind her of you, like for example, if your favorite color was yellow, she'd have a yellow ring on.

Pet names for you are Princess, Babe, Baby, and Gorgeous.

She likes kissing your shoulders a lot, if you're sensitive to it she does it more often just because she loves seeing your reactions

VERY flirty. She's honestly kinda good at it too. Sending little winks and blowing kisses at you, making goofy jokes

Awkward kisser at first, but she's really good at it once she actually learns

If you're taller than her (which you most likely are), she has to get on her tippy toes to give you kisses and stuff. Sometimes she's bored by the concept of getting on her tip toes and will just jump into your arms though

She's an over-thinker, not a lot but she is. Like to where she needs reassurance but not constantly. She just wants to make sure you still love her, and aren't annoyed by her attitude and personality.

She's kinda clingy, attached to you every chance she gets. Her love language is quality time, so obviously she enjoys spending as much time with you as possible.

She spends a lot of time at your place, especially when you're busy with stuff. It's basically a second home at this point. If you're just laying in bed on your phone or whatever, she's most definitely laying on your chest watching you.

She likes dressing you up in her style, even if you two are the exact opposite. She also likes matching with you! You two have matching hair clips and bracelets.

NSFW WARNING BELOW CUT

(I need 2 get freaky w her so bad.)

She's a switch, but mostly the dominant one. When she is the submissive one, she takes it GOOD.

She's really loud, do not do anything with her unless you're completely alone. Covering her mouth won't do much.

She likes breasts a lot, I don't really know why I have this headcanon, I just feel it in my bones. Do not wear a low cut shirt around her unless you're looking for the pounding of your life.

When she's on the receiving end, she holds your hand during it. Not tightly, just enough to where you know she isn't letting go.

She curses a lot during it, especially if she's the dominant one. Pounding into your ass with a strap-on, letting out a string of curses as she gets closer to finishing.

Most definitely used the solver on you at least once. Won't elaborate, let your mind run wild

If you're desperate for it, she will occasionally make you beg for it. It turns her on, and overall just makes her giggle.

She's really good with her fingers, and she can multitask. Watching one of her pirated animes while fingering you as you sit in her lap.

She LOVES it when you ride her strap-on, she thinks it's the hottest thing ever. Head thrown back, body shaking from the pleasure.

She likes challenging you, not breaking your limits but seeing how much you can take in small amounts. No matter what, she doesn't want to hurt you. So she won't do it much.

Mainly whimpers, loud moans, and occasionally loud groans will come out of her.

She likes getting eaten out, the grip on your head WILL be tight. Not enough to hurt.

She's a quick learner, she catches on to what turns you on and off really quickly.

She can last about 2-4 rounds, depending on how horny she was.

She's somewhat flat chested, only an A cup. She's slightly into nipple play

When everything is finally taken care of, she'll get you to help clean up and then snuggle up against you, listening to your heart/core beating.

Thank you for reading my literal MESS of lesbianism. I need her so bad

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Khan and Nori wasted NO TIME after their Re-wedding and honeymoon lmfao

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ALRIGHT UHH

V finds Solver Uzi hot now. do with that idea what you will

She likes a feral goth gf. And honestly? She's so valid.

I'm absolutely adding a bonus to this- This piece robbed me of my sleep so its bed time lol. (Ilovethemsomuchandiwoulddieforthisship)

Edit: Here's that bonus ;)

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Ksbrjbgbsht i really love the prom context

and i really love drawing them as humans tjhdhthvt

[peanutseagle]

Nori's birthday gift

[eveledoze]

found all of this in "Nori's kooky insane stuff".... what the hell 🙄

she's flirting

I think that Nori may have been the only (or one of the few) drone who communicated with people as with her bros (and then she became disillusioned with them and wanted to destroy humanity)

that's never gonna end up problematic

touching

"just IMAGINE if our daughter's name is Uzi, it will be cool"

screenshot edit. Khan doesn’t have a mustache & wrinkles bc he’s young here (and female drones don’t seem to age huh)

SORRY no one did it, so I did it- IGNOOREEE it's cursed

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An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out

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[SMALL MURDER DRONES SPOILERS]

Uzi has two hands. Enough said.

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[thecosmiccrow]

Disassembly Drone Body Langauge part 1

Mostly wings and some tail

probably gonna add some more unique ones once i figure this out properly. hrmmm

my important ones are the upwards wing pose being territorial / courting, and the tail wag being happy or on edge.

Some extras that i might draw later if i figure out how idk:

They will naturally wrap their tails around people they like in a wide arc. It’s something that could go unnoticed, even by the DD, as they just do it subconsciously. You can figure out who a DD is protective over this way.

Pointing their wings outwards but flattening them (rotating them into a horizontal pose instead of a vertical one) and crouching down a little is seen as being submissive. Dominant ones will normally have their wings positioned wider and vertical.

Also some elaborations because i like talking about shit i make up:

Sometimes when courting they’ll shake their wings a little bit to make them appear glittery or more flashy, which makes some soft clinking noises.

Their tails abide by dog and cat-like mannerisms. They wag when happy, tuck them under their legs when scared or worried, will slowly wave them around when agitated.

N does this unique (and cute!) thing where he holds his tail in his hands when he’s worried like some stuffed animal. kind of

anyways i love non-verbal methods of communication and i will do this again

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Post-series Uzi!!! U KNOW I had to give her a cool Wormy Eldritch form and slight fit change to her usual appearance.

Uzi is still a massively edgy dork but now she's kinda unstoppable with the AS under her control. She needs a ridiculously unattainable goal to focus on so might as well work on engineering more sick-ass weapons (JUST IN CASE, SHES PARANOID AF) and contraptions to help make the surface world hospitable to Dronekind again now that DDs aren't munching on 'em for midnight snackies. They all still need to drink oil, but who knew saving the planet would make ppl want to donate a quart or two?

Outpost-3 ain't the only colony and it might take a while to both find and convince all the others that it's safe on the surface again.

Also thinking about all those DD cores Alice had kept in jars in that oven- maybe she'd see what she could do to get them in bodies too after successfully exporting Cyn?

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shortie

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A headcanon and an au funfact It's that both enjoy and are really into old-fashioned clothes/style

Maybe they prefer different style eras But they are still into it

P.D: Her dress is very 90s style that's the reason of the mini comic heheheh (hope you like it)

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We’re Just two slow dancers 💫

Last ones out….

Lil uhhh sketch of ur into that stuff ahahah

Also no yall can’t stop my associating nuzi with mitski grind bcuz it ain’t never gonna cease 😣

ALSO PLS PLAY THE SONG AND IMAGINE THE SCENARIO IN UR HEAD 4 FULL EFFECT 😡