#uzi doorman headcanons

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Uzi Doorman x Sapphic WD Reader Headcanons (SFW)

Note: WD stands for "Worker Drone"

Uzi is a mix of the black cat and golden retriever in a relationship. Whether she's the former or latter depends on her mood and her environment

She'd definitely introduce anime to you if you haven't watched any. And if you ready watch anime, she'll hook you up on some new ones

I believe that Uzi is neurodivergent (specifically has AuDHD) so she often stims and you're okay with that. Bonus points if you're also neurodivergent then it'll be completely normal

Although she's not a huge fan of PDA, she loves and always holds your hands when going out in public. It gives her a sense of pride and it lets the world know that your hers ;)

ABSOLUTE CUDDLE BUG! Uzi loves to give you cuddles and loves it when you do the same in return

Similar to the previous point, she's very clingy and constantly wants your attention. That goes from 0-100 really quick when she's tired or low on energy. If she doesn't get cuddles, she'll get a little cranky

Is definitely the Bob the Builder in the relationship. Something in your house broken or damaged? Don't worry, she can fix it. Her father built doors after all so she learned a thing or two from him

Will not hesitate to fight anyone who's mean to you or disrespects you. Remember what I said earlier about whether Uzi is the black cat or golden retriever in the relationship depends on her mood and environment? Well, this is when that black cat energy comes to play

Loves sharing her oil with you🛢️❤️

Would send you posts and articles about sapphism if her eyes ever land on them.

Dates with her would consist of you two either going out and exploring parts of the planet or just sitting in her room playing games or watching anime

Flirty and has a way with her words

Is a really great kisser

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Thank you for the food omg 😩 🛐 🏳️‍🌈 🩷💙💜

UZI DOORMAN X FEM READER HCS

— tw : none! :3

She wears a lot of rings. She has one specific finger that she puts rings on that remind her of you, like for example, if your favorite color was yellow, she'd have a yellow ring on.

Pet names for you are Princess, Babe, Baby, and Gorgeous.

She likes kissing your shoulders a lot, if you're sensitive to it she does it more often just because she loves seeing your reactions

VERY flirty. She's honestly kinda good at it too. Sending little winks and blowing kisses at you, making goofy jokes

Awkward kisser at first, but she's really good at it once she actually learns

If you're taller than her (which you most likely are), she has to get on her tippy toes to give you kisses and stuff. Sometimes she's bored by the concept of getting on her tip toes and will just jump into your arms though

She's an over-thinker, not a lot but she is. Like to where she needs reassurance but not constantly. She just wants to make sure you still love her, and aren't annoyed by her attitude and personality.

She's kinda clingy, attached to you every chance she gets. Her love language is quality time, so obviously she enjoys spending as much time with you as possible.

She spends a lot of time at your place, especially when you're busy with stuff. It's basically a second home at this point. If you're just laying in bed on your phone or whatever, she's most definitely laying on your chest watching you.

She likes dressing you up in her style, even if you two are the exact opposite. She also likes matching with you! You two have matching hair clips and bracelets.

NSFW WARNING BELOW CUT

(I need 2 get freaky w her so bad.)

She's a switch, but mostly the dominant one. When she is the submissive one, she takes it GOOD.

She's really loud, do not do anything with her unless you're completely alone. Covering her mouth won't do much.

She likes breasts a lot, I don't really know why I have this headcanon, I just feel it in my bones. Do not wear a low cut shirt around her unless you're looking for the pounding of your life.

When she's on the receiving end, she holds your hand during it. Not tightly, just enough to where you know she isn't letting go.

She curses a lot during it, especially if she's the dominant one. Pounding into your ass with a strap-on, letting out a string of curses as she gets closer to finishing.

Most definitely used the solver on you at least once. Won't elaborate, let your mind run wild

If you're desperate for it, she will occasionally make you beg for it. It turns her on, and overall just makes her giggle.

She's really good with her fingers, and she can multitask. Watching one of her pirated animes while fingering you as you sit in her lap.

She LOVES it when you ride her strap-on, she thinks it's the hottest thing ever. Head thrown back, body shaking from the pleasure.

She likes challenging you, not breaking your limits but seeing how much you can take in small amounts. No matter what, she doesn't want to hurt you. So she won't do it much.

Mainly whimpers, loud moans, and occasionally loud groans will come out of her.

She likes getting eaten out, the grip on your head WILL be tight. Not enough to hurt.

She's a quick learner, she catches on to what turns you on and off really quickly.

She can last about 2-4 rounds, depending on how horny she was.

She's somewhat flat chested, only an A cup. She's slightly into nipple play

When everything is finally taken care of, she'll get you to help clean up and then snuggle up against you, listening to your heart/core beating.

Thank you for reading my literal MESS of lesbianism. I need her so bad

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Post-series Uzi!!! U KNOW I had to give her a cool Wormy Eldritch form and slight fit change to her usual appearance.

Uzi is still a massively edgy dork but now she's kinda unstoppable with the AS under her control. She needs a ridiculously unattainable goal to focus on so might as well work on engineering more sick-ass weapons (JUST IN CASE, SHES PARANOID AF) and contraptions to help make the surface world hospitable to Dronekind again now that DDs aren't munching on 'em for midnight snackies. They all still need to drink oil, but who knew saving the planet would make ppl want to donate a quart or two?

Outpost-3 ain't the only colony and it might take a while to both find and convince all the others that it's safe on the surface again.

Also thinking about all those DD cores Alice had kept in jars in that oven- maybe she'd see what she could do to get them in bodies too after successfully exporting Cyn?

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Shitpost of a headcannon that the DDs still sleep upside-down if not hanging off something

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ALRIGHT UHH

V finds Solver Uzi hot now. do with that idea what you will

She likes a feral goth gf. And honestly? She's so valid.

I'm absolutely adding a bonus to this- This piece robbed me of my sleep so its bed time lol. (Ilovethemsomuchandiwoulddieforthisship)

Edit: Here's that bonus ;)

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I mean, imagine his reaction when he knew that his daughter is dating a creature of the night 🗿

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found all of this in "Nori's kooky insane stuff".... what the hell 🙄

she's flirting

I think that Nori may have been the only (or one of the few) drone who communicated with people as with her bros (and then she became disillusioned with them and wanted to destroy humanity)

that's never gonna end up problematic

touching

"just IMAGINE if our daughter's name is Uzi, it will be cool"

screenshot edit. Khan doesn’t have a mustache & wrinkles bc he’s young here (and female drones don’t seem to age huh)

SORRY no one did it, so I did it- IGNOOREEE it's cursed

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An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out

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Headcanon time!

Uzi always censors her swearing egg: “frick” “frickin” because she has parental advisory as we’ve seen in the begging of ep 8

Post final (after Uzi defeated the solver) she BEGGED nori to remove it, and it took her a while to accept the fact her daughter is all grown now and can swear lol

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[SMALL MURDER DRONES SPOILERS]

Uzi has two hands. Enough said.

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Good morning!

Headcanon time.

You know how N seemed really hesitant to hold Uzi's hand in episode 4 but was like, "that was always the plan." In episode 8?

I now have the headcanon that N figured out his feelings in that exact moment. He didn't pull away because he didn't want to. But because it made him feel a certain way and he was like "oh! wait! Oh no!" And panicked a bit.

Which brings me to the fact that N and V were at her house in the beginning of episode five, and it's implied that they passed out while there. Not that they were dragged in after they passed out elsewhere.

Which brings me to my question? What were they doing?

V would still very much be trying to kill Uzi at this point, so I kinda think she arrived after N and Uzi were alone for a little bit, and I think they had the most dorky, awkward little hangout session possible. With N trying to subtlety clue Uzi in in his feelings with her just... completely ignoring it because insecure.

So when he says "that was the plan."

He meant "I have literally been trying to ask you out all day. Thank you for finally noticing!"

And yeah I just thought that was cute...

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Khan and Nori wasted NO TIME after their Re-wedding and honeymoon lmfao

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here's a collection of my Murder Drones headcanons because I like yaping about Murder Drones

- Cyn likes to watch people sleep. This has nothing to do with the solver btw she just like that. She likes how calm they are when they're asleep.

- V loves trashy romance novels, the more sappy and lovey-dovey the better. A quarter of her memory is dedicated to her romance books. Also she has killed to keep this a secret and she will kill again.

- Uzi is a Sonic fan and she claims her favorite character is Shadow (but secretly her true favorite character is Amy, she just won't admit it). N doesn't really get Sonic but he will listen to Uzi talk about it for hours just because he likes hearing her talk. (Also his favorite is Silver)

- N is actually not that affected by horror movies, he has seen and done worse after all. But he does use horror movie nights as an excuse to snuggle Uzi and V.

- Tessa practices kissing on J once or twice.... Maybe three times but that's just what friends do, and J almost overheated after was completely coincidental, don't read into it there just gal pals trust me.

- Khan loved fishing before all the water froze and the fish died, kinda related but J also likes fishing.

- Nori really doesn't want to be the type of parent that judges her child partner but Uzi is testing her patients. She could handle a boyfriend, a girlfriend and a nonbinaryfriend, hell she would accept her dating a human, but no Uzi had to date not one but two of disassemble drones (NUziV is cannon because it's awesome) and Nori is terrified that the 3rd one will come home one day.

- post finale Thad and Cyn became surprisingly fast friends, Thad isn't really all that bothered by being friendly with someone who has tried to kill and eat everyone he knows (mainly because he kinda desensitizes to it) and he thinks she's fun to talk to. And Cyn just like anyone who would talk to her without all the baggage of her own actions.

- still post finale, Cyn has a little soundproof box she is put in when Uzi wants alone time, Cyn used to hate it and tried to escape the box, until one day she did and she saw something she didn't want to see. She still hates the box but she now knows better.

- Cyn whispers evil into Uzi's ear when she's asleep, like literally she repeatedly whispers the word evil into Uzi ears just to annoy her.

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