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needlenxggin · 2 years ago
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Followed you for the super neat, dupes-friendly Vash, stayed for the Awesome RPer and hilarious mun who has very similar interests. All Around Dash Highlight and Certified Neat Dude.
Followed you for ______, stayed because ______.
You see shit posting is my specialty uwu I enjoy making other people laugh at my dumb shit and that's the dash & the gc included. And the awesome one here is you! I love your Vash and just want to give him love and affection but also see him suffering sustains me sdjfghdef.
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from-seas-to-skies · 4 years ago
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Farm Grown / Hawks x Reader ♕︎
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uwu, I had the lovely @weirddpand4 draw this picture of cowboy Hawks for this work!!!
warnings: NSFW, spanking, cream pie
words: 4,802
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“Oh, wow! Look at that! I’ve never seen grass so green before!” your friend, Urakaka Ochaco, exclaims.
Glancing up from your phone, you follow her line of vision; gracious hills of rich green grass stretch out far into the horizon, meeting with the brilliant shade of blue. It’s so unlike the skyscrapers and closely-knit houses you’re used to seeing. No, this is what pure beauty looks like, Mother Nature in one of her most wonderful forms. Although the fields are dotted with wildflowers and corn fields, you don’t miss the dirt road further up ahead, a large wooden sign planted next to it.
When Ochaco originally came to you with the idea of being a farmhand, you thought she was crazy. You’ve finally graduated from high school, got the title of professional hero, and this is the first thing she wanted to do? However, as she further explained, it was a family friend who needed help during the summer months, and what were heroes for? Granted, you wanted to run around the cement jungle and provide help that way, but this “almost vacation” didn’t sound too bad – plus, with the puppy eyes Ochaco flashed at you, it was impossible to say no.
And so, here you are, sitting in the passenger side of a coupe with Ochaco behind the wheel. You have to admit; the surrounding atmosphere is beautiful, and you’d be lying if you said you didn’t want to run barefoot through the grass. Clouds of dust rise as the car eventually comes to a stop outside of a weathered farmhouse. Ochako flashes you a smile, her large eyes twinkling.
“Look at how huge this place is! I know Uncle Iroh said he had a couple people helping out, but this is incredible! We’ll each have our own room!”
You can’t help but smile at her enthusiasm. Ochaco’s always been easy to rile up, and the fact that she’s genuinely excited to spend quality “bonding time” with you is heartwarming. As the two of you step out of the car, the front door to the farmhouse opens, revealing an elderly man with a long beard and a kind expression. His face cracks into a smile when he and Ochaco make eye contact; the two hurry towards each other, warm greetings and bone-crushing hugs being shared between the two. It’s no wonder Ochaco was so excited to spend the summer here; with a relationship like that, you’d be happy to see the man too.
“Oh, come, come!” Iroh says, hurrying around the car and popping the trunk open. “You must be Ochaco’s friend, yes?” he asks, looking towards you. A wave of pleasant warmth washes over your being as he sends you that charming smile. “I appreciate the help! I only have my nephew and another man working here already, but the extra hands will come in handy.” He pauses then to chuckle at his own joke. “But I think it’s about you two get settled, yeah?”
“Right!” you respond, pulling out your own suitcase.
As you walk up towards the wraparound porch, you glance to the other trucks sitting out in front of the farmhouse. Iroh said two others were already here, so you figured the trucks must be theirs…
“Zuko!” Iroh booms. “Our guests are here!”
After a moment or so, a boy around your age staggers from the kitchen, a tray in his hands. From the looks of it, a teapot and some cups line its surface.
“Tea is our specialty, here,” Iroh says, nudging you with your shoulder. “Get something to drink and then we’ll show you your rooms.”
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Later on that evening, you’re gazing out your window, watching the sun fall. Hues of orange, peach, and lilac paint the sky, bidding the world goodbye for the night. It’s definitely different to experience it here than back home, back where silhouettes were outlined by the golden glow. A steady breeze carries on, carrying the scent of wildflowers and musk; your curtains flap from the sheer force of it, but you pay it no mind. It’s like Ochaco brought you to a slice of paradise, even if it’s with the intention of putting in labor.
In the distance, you hear calls and the distinguished moos of cows. Shifting your gaze, you catch a herd of cows being moved towards a barn; a man riding a brown horse wrangles them in, a border collie by his side. The way he pulls it off is smooth, and it’s clear that he’s used to pulling such a feat. However, what really catches your attention is the pair of magnificent scarlet wings protruding from his back. Now, you’re used to seeing some rather flashy quirks, but this guy’s is just… Wow.
“Hey, Uncle Iroh wanted me to come get you,” Ochaco’s voice says suddenly. Turning around, you see her standing in the doorway, a pleasant expression playing on her face. “We’re having oyakodon for dinner! Doesn’t a hot meal sound delicious?” And, as if to amp up your spirits, Ochaco licks her lips and pats her tummy. “I’m so hungry from a long drive!”
You huff in amusement. “Yeah, I am too.” Turning around, you catch a glimpse of the cows disappearing into the barn, that mysterious cowboy stationed by the doors. “Hey, Ochaco,” you start before realizing it, “but who’s that other guy that lives here? The one with the wings?”
Walking over to where you stand, Ochaco peers out the window, following your line of sight. “Oh, him? That’s Keigo. Uncle Iroh says he’s only been here for the past year or so, but he’s really good at what he does! I heard all the animals like him a lot – maybe it’s because of the wings?”
“Don’t you think it’s… odd that’s only a farmhand? With a quirk like that, you’d think he’d be doing something else.”
Ochaco shrugs. “I dunno. Maybe you should ask him sometime? Oh, but I’m really hungry! Can we go eat, now?”
“Yeah, sorry, I just got distracted…”
And so, you soon find yourself sitting at a sturdy wooden table, a bowl of oyakodon sitting before you. It smells utterly delicious - and paired with the tea Iroh brewed, you know you’re in for a treat. Just then, you hear a door opening and closing; there’s a chatter of some sorts, but then there he is, right there in the flesh.
Strong build, wide shoulders, blond hair that looks permanently tousled, and oh yes, those magnificent wings. Perhaps you shouldn’t be staring so much, but the sharp line of his jaw and intense eyes make it nearly impossible to look away. You’ve heard of such things, read about them in stories, but maybe, just maybe, you might’ve fallen for the guy at first sight. That, or he’s just too damn attractive for his own good.
“Howdy! Oh, shit, who are these two cuties?”
Or maybe not.
“Oi! Keigo! Can’t you be respectful for once in your life?” Iroh barks, popping around the other. He scowls as he slaps a wing out of his way. “Make a good impression for yourself. These two are going to be here for the rest of the summer, so don’t be an ass.”
“C’mon, gramps,” Keigo drawls, “you know I’m better than that. Plus, if they don’t like my attitude, then it’s not really my fault, huh?”
“Nothing ever changes,” Zuko says lowly, his words followed by a deep sigh.
You and Ochaco share a look. It seems like your Prince Charming is nothing more than a sarcastic asshat. How befitting.
“Liven up, birdies,” Keigo says, sliding into the chair directly across from you. “I don’t bite.” He winks at you. “Yet.”
Your entire body jolts at his proclamation. This guy really is shameless, isn’t he? Still, you can’t help but feel undeniably attracted to him. Curse his charisma, dammit.
“Aw, sweet! Is this oyakodon? Hell yeah.”
To the side, Zuko facepalms. Iroh merely chuckles and shakes his head, much like he’s way too used to this kind of behavior and has accepted it as it is. Hell, even Ochako cracks a smile. You, on the other hand, stare at Keigo in confusion. He has a bird-based quirk, doesn’t he? Does it not bother him to not eat chicken…?
Keigo puts up a hand, an amused glint in his eyes. “Look, I already know what you’re gonna ask, kid. I can practically see the gears spinning in that pretty head of yours. I fucking love chicken.”
Oh… Well, that takes care of that, doesn’t it…
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After that first fateful encounter, you’ve grown used to Keigo’s ways. It’s funny, though, how he and Zuko’s personalities basically sit on either end of the spectrum, yet Iroh treats the both of them like they’re his children. While Zuko is serious and straight-laced, Keigo is more of a chatty free spirit. That said, you’ve also gotten used to Keigo’s flirty side. You suspect it’s because he likes to get a rise out of everyone. Whether that’s the case or not, your eyes often wander after him, stare down the hard lines of his back. Even better, you itch to trail your lips over the scruff lining his jaw. The guy’s too damn hot and he knows it.
Over the past month, a game of cat and mouse has started between the two of you. Him, trying to act all chummy and overstepping numerous boundaries. You, trying not to give into the weird relationship that’s bloomed between you and him. Sure, you might have flirted back, but what were you supposed to do? After all, Keigo’s proved himself to be a rather cool guy.
“You can’t keep spacing out like that, kid,” Keigo says, snapping you from your thoughts. Glancing down at him, you attempt to suppress your embarrassment, but Keigo’s too smart for that. Despite his relaxed attitude, he’s surprisingly intelligent and quite observant.
Hands tightening around the saddle, you scoff. “I wasn’t spacing out…”
Keigo cocks an eyebrow. “You know, if I wasn’t holding onto the reins, Nugget would’ve bucked you off a long time ago.”
This time, you snicker. You know that he has an undying love for chicken, but every time he refers to his horse as Nugget, you can’t help but laugh. This guy really is like a child.
“Pffft. Laugh all you want, birdie. If there’s one thing I know how to do, it’s how to ride.” Narrowing his eyes, he flashes you a sultry look. “If you want, I can show you.”
All laughter dies on your tongue. A spark of heat erupts in your stomach, makes your heart thump against your ribcage. He always manages to fluster you, to plant naughty little thoughts into your head. You swallow thickly. “I think… I think I’ll stick with Nugget for now.”
At that, Keigo shrugs, his expression turning into something more nonchalant. “Suit yourself. Seriously, though; you should always keep your focus while riding a horse. Anything can happen, and you’ll only know you’re fucked until you’re being crushed. Better yet, you’re flying overhead and end up snapping your neck. Hate to break it to you, but you don’t have wings to break your fall.”
“Keigo.”
He looks back up at you. “What?”
“Your wings. It’s just that… Well… Why help out on farm?”
Keigo blinks at you, no words slipping out. “Hah? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Shit,” you say quickly, mentally cursing yourself out, “that’s not what I meant. You can fly, can’t you? It just seems like you could’ve made a name for yourself…”
“And become a hero, right?” You wince at his words. He hit the nail right on the head. “Heh. Yeah, I guess you’re right. I could spew a whole bunch of shit from my mouth and call it a day, but that’s not my style. I’m a hero in my own right.”
You furrow your brows. Remaining silent, you wait for him to carry on.
Keigo sighs at your implication. “Not all heroes wear capes or whatever. What about cops? Firefighters? Nurses? People who help put food on your table and help that old man out? Just because I’m not stopping some robbery doesn’t mean I’m not important.”
His words come as a slap to the face. He has a good point; actually, scratch that. He has a fantastic fucking point.
“I’m sorry,” you say after a moment’s silence. “That was selfish of me.”
Keigo waves a dismissive hand. “Don’t beat yourself up, kid. Nugget gets nervous if you get into a bad mood.”
Absentmindedly, your hand drops onto the horse’s neck, giving it a couple of reassuring strokes. “He’s a beautiful horse.”
“Yeah – well, until I bathe him. Getting up close and personal to horse cock isn’t fun. A bit degrading, actually.”
Slapping a hand over your mouth, you try to muffle your sudden laughter. Air streams through the cracks of your fingers.
Instead of his usual smirk, Keigo flashes you a genuine smile. You’ve only seen it once or twice before, but it never fails to make your heart stop. His whole face scrunches, his pearly teeth a startling white compared to his sun-kissed skin. Okay, so maybe you’ve fallen in love with this guy. It’s no big deal; you’re only here for the summer, so there’s no point in chasing after something you can’t have.
“What, did ya find that funny? I’m here all week, folks.”
“You saying you’re a standup comedian now?” you shoot back. “I didn’t know they accepted clowns on farms.”
“Ohoho, so you do got a mouth. Where’s that been all this time, huh? Would’ve made things a lot more fun.” Reaching up, he knocks his cowboy hat further back, revealing more strands of sandy hair and bronzed skin. “Listen here, partner. This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”
“Oh my god,” you say with a snort. “You’re such a dork.”
Keigo snickers. “You know you love me.”
Heh. Yeah…
If only he knew.
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Maybe you should’ve taken his words more into consideration.
Your instincts are more attuned to what could happen in battle, not for words. Besides, Keigo is a sneaky bastard. Most of the things that spew from his mouth are innuendos and pure sarcasm. He doesn’t really come off as a genuine type of person.
It’s whatever. You don’t like to read into things too much, and maybe that’s your fault, maybe it’s not. Who knows?
Even so, your eyes continuously drift over to where he stands. He busies himself with hanging Nugget’s saddle and harness away, his body lax. If one’s thing for sure, he definitely seems a lot more comfortable around animals rather than actual human beings. You can’t blame him, but what about you? Is he comfortable around you?
Clearing your throat, you turn back to the task at hand. Brushing Nugget down, you trail your hand over the coarse hair, the hard muscle. You meant it when you said he’s beautiful. Shiny brown coat, straw colored hair – he seems like the perfect match for Keigo.
“Cowboy Keigo,” you mutter. “Tell me, Nugget,” you begin, “does Keigo treat you right? Feeds you apples and lumps of sugar? A pretty horse like you deserves to be spoiled.” At the mention of his master’s name, Nugget whinnies. “Is that a yes? You’re avoiding the question, man.”
“Are you seriously trying to sweettalk my horse?” Keigo pipes up. Stepping over the stall, he hoists himself up onto the gate and straddles the wood. Wings sweeping behind him, he flashes you a peculiar look. “Didn’t they teach you in school that you shouldn’t seduce a horse? I don’t know about you, kid, but bestiality isn’t smiled upon around here.”
“Then what does that say about you, bird boy?” you quip. “Surely you don’t put yourself in that category?”
“Ooo, degradation. How did you know that was one of my kinks? Were you looking through my search history?”
Rolling your eyes, you set the brush to the side and join him at the gate. Climbing up, you mimic his movements and straddle the wooden beam. “Kinky cowboy, huh? Kind of has a nice ring to it.”
“Oh yeah. I’ve got the bedazzled white boots and everything. I mean, I’m already wearing the assless chaps and everything.”
“You sound more like a stripper rather than a farmhand. What do you think, Nugget?” you ask, turning towards the horse. Nugget merely snorts and shakes his head.
“Hey, hey, don’t agree,” Keigo tells him. “I’ve got to keep my secret life a secret, you damned horse. Help a guy out.”
“I guess your partner would rather throw you under the bus,” you say with a chuckle. “Good horse.”
“Now you’re just trying to hurt my feelings.”
“Cry me a river, bird boy. Or do I have to kiss your booboos?”
At that, Keigo falls quiet. The look in his eyes is unreadable, but the way his body tensed tells you something else entirely. Abruptly, he swings his leg over the gate and hops back down onto the ground. Aw, shit. Did you take it too far? It was only lighthearted flirting and yanking on his leg-
“C’mere,” Keigo says, offering you his hand. His voice is a lot more… soft.
With little to no hesitation, you take hold of his hand and get off the gate. You’re about to ask him what he wants, but then he’s abruptly pulling you to the side, further away from the stable’s open doors. Birds are singing outside, their sweet melody carrying along with the sweet summer breeze. It almost seems like an entire world away. A grunt escapes your lips as you’re shoved against the wall, the smell of straw and musk filling your senses. Keigo steps in close, the heat radiating off his body sending shivers down your spine.
“Listen here, pretty little birdie,” he drawls, his lips pulling back in a smirk, “but I may just have to take you up on that offer.”
Wait, what?
“What the hell, Keigo? Where is this coming from?” you question. It’s not like you’re against him being so damn close, it’s just… unexpected.
“Oh, right, like I’m supposed to pretend that you don’t gawk at me at any chance you get. You’re not very subtle, you know.”
Embarrassment heats up your insides, crawls up your neck. So this bastard is really going to rub it in your face, huh? Seems just like him.
“Then why didn’t you say anything about it before?” you hiss. “If it’s such a problem, don’t stay silent. You’re not the type to let things like that slide.”
“Who said it was problem?”
Keigo: 1 / you: 0
Spluttering, you try to gain control of your whirling emotions. This is not how you were expecting this conversation to go. Actually, you weren’t expecting this conversation at all!
“I know for a fact that you can’t get enough of me,” Keigo continues. “And if I’m being completely honest, I like it. You look so cute when you stare after me, birdie. Then you have the audacity to pretend like nothing happened whenever I catch you.”
“Is that what this is all about?” you huff. “Okay, fine. I admit it. Maybe I watch what you’re doing more than what’s necessary. It’s not my fault you walk around all the time without a shirt on or anything…”
“Normally, I’d say because it’s because I get hot when I’m working, but knowing that you were watching made it all the better.” He winks at you. “Gotta hand out a treat here and there, you know?”
“You really are a clown!” you squeak. Keigo laughs as you weakly shove at his chest. “You’ve been leading me on this entire time? What am I, a joke?”
“Hey now, don’t get ahead of yourself, kid. It’s not my fault you couldn’t come up to me like a civilized adult.”
Okay, now you’re fuming. “Keigo, you fucking idiot-“
Swooping in, Keigo cuts you off with a kiss. Unsurprisingly, his lips are soft; he tastes like citrus and salt, and before you know it, you’re looping your arms around his neck, knocking his hat off in the process. A huff of laughter fans across your lips as Keigo pulls back, his mouth hovering over yours. “Shit, I’ve been wanting to do that ever since your pretty ass sat at the kitchen table for the first time.”
You sigh. “You really do have a bird brain…”
You kiss him, again and again. Perhaps you should be ashamed that you have your tongue shoved down somebody’s throat rather than working, but there’s no way you’re stopping now. Like him, you’ve been waiting for this moment. The two of you have been tiptoeing around each other, rolling the tension back and forth like a goddamn snowball.
But fuck if it doesn’t feel good.
His hands aren’t shy, not in the slightest. Fingertips map out the ridges and dips of your body, seek out the spots that really make you tick. You bite back a giggle as he drops his mouth down your neck, the scruff covering his jawline tickling your skin. Your own hands trail over his body, tracing over the hard lines of muscle that hide beneath his clothes. Time and time again, whenever you’d see him without a shirt, you wanted nothing more than to run your hands all over him. This is your chance, now, and you’d be damned if you didn’t take it.
“Shit, shit, shit, not the wings,” Keigo pants into your neck. The scarlet feathers feel like silk beneath your fingertips; skimming over them, you follow their shape, feel how they get fluffier the closer they are to his shoulders. “Oh, fuck. You know just what you’re doing, huh, birdie? Playing around with me like that. Two can play at that game.”
Another grunt slips from your lips as he pushes you against the wall, harder this time. His hands shamelessly drift underneath your shirt, warm palms sliding over your skin. Your shirt comes off before you know it, being unceremoniously thrown to the ground.
“Fuck, birdie, aren’t a pretty one,” Keigo purrs, his nose bumping against your throat as he sucks another mark into your flesh. “I bet you’re real pretty down here, too…” Making quick work of your jeans, he easily slips them down your legs and you eagerly step out of them. “Don’t mind if I do, kid,” he murmurs into your ear before nipping at the lobe.
A weak moan breaks from your throat as a hand slips into your underwear and cups your sex. His hand is just so warm, and the roughness of his callouses causes your head to spin. Within no time, wet, sinful noises sound from between your legs, mixing with your heavy breaths and Keigo’s encouraging words.
“Yeah, you like that, birdie? My fingers feel good, huh? Wait until you get a feel of my cock.”
Spurred on by his words, you hastily unbutton his shirt, pushing the fabric to the side and running your hands over the swell of his pectorals, the ridges of his abdomen. A faint dusting of blond hairs covers his chest and arms; and, if you look close enough, more sticks out from the waistband of his jeans. Keigo hums as you continue to feel him up, his tongue pushing against the inside of his cheek.
“Like what you see? I bet you’ve been wanting to do this for a long time… Fuck! Not going to go easy on me, huh? I like someone who can bite back.”
“Has anybody ever told you that you talk too much?” you breathe. Fingers wrapped around his cock, your movements catch up to his in speed. “You should consider yourself lucky that I like your voice.”
“Oohoohoo, feisty. That mouth of yours is saying a lot of mean things today, isn’t it? Guess I’ll have to put you in your place.” He pauses, swipes his tongue over his bottom lip. “But, if I’m being entirely too honest, I don’t think I have the patience for that.”
“Keigo,” you pant, “I swear to Christ if you don’t fuck me right now-“
“On it, on it. Don’t get your panties in a twist, your majesty.” In hurried movements, he strips you of your underwear and shucks his chaps and jeans down. Large hands grip onto your thighs and then you’re being hoisted up, sandwiched between his rigid body and the wall. “Why, won’t you feel that,” he purrs, “I’d say it’s high noon.”
“Don’t talk about your dick like that, you dork,” you scoff. “Oh, fuck.” Another pleasured noise slips through your lips as you grind down against him, his cock just barely teasing your hole.
“What was that, birdie? You know what they say – sweetie on the farm, a freak in the barn.”
“You’re anything but sweet. Just – Keigo, please?”
“Alright, I get it, enough teasing.” Adjusting his hold on you, he flashes you a tiny smile. “Hold on, partner.”
A choked groan breaks free from your throat as his cock slides in, your velvety walls sucking him in greedily. That damned smirk of his stays on his face the entire time he fucks you, along with that devious glint in his eyes. His façade only cracks after you start stroking his wings and squeeze around his cock; if he wants to act like a cocky son of a bitch, then so can you.
“Shit, you’re fucking tight,” he pants. The smack of skin against skin fills your ears, right alongside Keigo’s breathy moans and muttered words. “Keep squeezing like that, birdie, and you’re gonna make me cum quicker than I want to.”
“You almost sound like that’s exactly what you want me to do,” you breathe. “A cowboy like you has got to have some stamina, right? Don’t tell me all of that work goes to nothing.”
“Jesus, and you called me talkative. Fuck, I can’t wait to shove my cock down your throat and shut you the hell up – I said don’t squeeze like that, holy hell. Dirty little head you got there, huh?”
“Shut the fuck up,” you mumble, yanking him back into a kiss. Keigo only moans loudly as you continue to play with his wings, quickly finding out that the spot where they protrude from his flesh is the most sensitive.
“Milk my cock, birdie,” he mutters between broken kisses. “You’re so fucking good to me, oh yeah. I should’ve done this weeks ago.” A startled squeak bursts from your throat as he abruptly strikes your ass. Sucking air through his teeth, he does it again, relishing in the desperate noises spilling from your mouth. “That’s right, birdie. Come on, make me cum. I’m gonna cum so fucking hard for you, fill you up until your belly’s bloated.”
“Keigo-“  You moan as his hand drops down, fingers furiously rubbing at your sex.
“That’s right, say my name. Let the whole fucking world know who’s fucking you this good.”
“Keigo-“
Smack.
“KEIGO!”
The knot building up inside you snaps; with a cry, you cling even closer to him, your velvety walls spasming around his thick cock as you cum.
Slamming a hand against the wall, Keigo fucks into you harder, faster, the wet noises sounding from between your legs almost deafening. “Oh fuck yeah, oh fuck yeah, oh fuck, fuck, fuck – ah- ah- ugghnn…” Burying his face in your neck, his hips erratically jerk as warmth fills your insides. “Still… cumming… fuccckkk…”
Your eyes flutter as he shallowly thrusts into you, the sinful squelch of his cum leaking out around his cock filling your ears. Slowly, he comes to a stop, his hot breath fanning over your neck and the side of your face. Gingerly, you let him go, completely unaware that your fingernails had dug into him in the first place.
“Well,” he starts, lifting his head and flicking away sweaty strands of hair, “that was eventful, wasn’t it?”
You scoff. “Tell me why I like you again…?”
“Oh, darling,” he drawls, leaning in and pecking the corner of your mouth. “I don’t think you like me. I think you love me. You aren’t very subtle.” He laughs as you smack him on the chest.
“Okay, fine. You’re lucky I love you, bird brain. Don’t go rubbing it in.”
“Silly birdie,” Keigo hums, his face scrunching into that wonderful smile of his. “I may just love you too.”
Wait, seriously?
“And no, I’m not joking or being an ass,” he continues, as if reading your mind. “What’s it called? Love at first sight? I dunno, seems like cheesy bullshit to me, but I… I like the appeal of it. It sounds nice when you’re involved.”
Your heart thumps against your chest.
Oh, fuck.
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dreaming-of-assclass · 4 years ago
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You know how Lovro taught the class some tips on their training and even taught Nagisa the clap stunner? What if the other assassins that appeared in the show also taught the class some of their specialties? Which students do think would suit best for each assassin teacher? Love your blog btw 😍😍😍
Aww thank you sweetie!! 😘💕💕
I really like this idea! Reminds of this post my bestie @assclass-conspiracies made a while ago haha. I’ll just expand a bit more with each villain and the students UwU
Grip
Well he totally takes Karma under his wing haha, this is sorta canon.
I can see him working a lot with the students who are generally more physical/into hand-to-hand-combat
Soooo like Terasaka, Okano, Kataoka, etc.
He focuses on pure physical at first, but then realizes that’s not really helpful for tiny 15 year olds. So he then teaches some unique, lesser known styles of combat. And ways to dodge opponents, use things like size and body movements to your advantage, etc.
Everything he teaches them a lesson, Karma sneaks in wasabi and tortures him somehow
Smog
He totally teaches science/chemistry stuff to Okuda! Emphasis on poisons and toxins that can be lethal, or make someone pass out. You know, typical assassin stuff lmao
That might be canon actually...wait...
I guess Takebayashi could be another student, wanting to know more anatomy details rather than chem stuff though. Like what kinds of toxins work best, how to manipulate the human body, etc. Some fun medical stuff
This might be a reach but maybe Kanzaki and Kayano join in a couple lessons? They got high scores in the pharmaceutical rankings in canon. Kayano’s dad owns a pharmacy, so she might be well knowledged. And Kanzaki grows up to be a nurse so it’s definitely an interest to her.
Gastro
Umm...he’s like the least mentally stable in my opinion. I feel like he’d be a pretty bad teacher lmao...but he does have a passion for guns so he might give the kids valuable info.
He gives everyone a general lesson of what types of guns are meant for certain scenarios/situations. Like they all have a purpose to him, so he teaches them the nuances of that. Having the right gun makes all the difference.
He definitely has some stuff to teach about marksmanship too. So the Sniper Duo would be some of his students...even if they’re holding a bit of a grudge lmao. He sees their talent right away though.
Some other possible students could be Muramatsu, Fuwa, Hara, Isogai, Hazama...these are students who canonically received high scores in marksmanship.
Red Eye
Uhhhh...can he teach anything besides sniping?
It’s like the same students as the ones above with Gastro...maybe a few more? Idk
I guess since it’s notable that he’s really durable, and survived getting killed...maybe he can teach them how to boost their durability?
I can see all the athletes being interested in that, especially Maehara, Terasaka, etc
He’s also traveled a lot and can share knowledge on how to get certain things in foreign countries, like hunting licenses lmao.
Yeah not much to say about him sadly
Nidaime/2.0
Listen...he counts, ok? This man has my whole heart *sobs*
What can’t this man teach them lmao? Honestly, he has a really huge vast of knowledge considering he’s been doing this shit ever since he was little, and he was trained by the best.
I imagine he’d have an emphasis on two subjects though: business and botany
He is a flower salesman, and has most likely had to play a business type of role before. He knows the nuances of it, and how to handle finances, save money in a smart way. This is an important lesson for young teens tbh.
He also can give pointers on acting, especially how to be a smooth-talker and get your way with words alone.
Students interested in this could be...Isogai, Nakamura, Maehara, maybe Karma...maybe Fuwa
Botany is self-explanatory. He loves flowers/plants. He probably has tried to read every fact he could get his hands on about them. Maybe in a cool assassin way, he knows what plants or herbs can be used as natural poisons/weapons. And he totally teaches the kids about that lmao
Students interested in this: Kurahashi, Okuda, KANZAKI, maybe Takebayashi...
Yeah...he overall has a plethora of info he can give, so it’s definitely not limited to these topics only.
Oh...he can also teach physical combat moves...and marksmanship stuff given that he’s canonically amazing. Like he shot a guy in a moving train...maybe he teaches with an emphasis on mobile sniping? Cough Hayami cough
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blackcatanna · 3 years ago
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Tale of the Demon Arms of Horniness Part 2!
(Maybe this time we'll finally get to the eponymous fucking demon arms)
This is me doing a playthrough of Iba's route in Hakuoki and bitching all the way (my specialty)
We last saw our heroine finally meeting with Dr Matsumoto... Which is exciting because it means that some quality Takeda bullying is coming up soon...
Iba's mansplaining to Hijikata that rasetsu are dangerous...
It feels like he is on the verge of leveraging this into an excuse for persuading them to release Chizuru into his custody...
"But it's potential on the battlefield is too much to ignore." X_X Hiji-mama, no!
"Even when he looked frustrated, the structure of his face was quite handsome." XD Omfg Chizuru, stop thirsting for Hijikata! Remember who's route you're on! I swear that she doesn't thirst for Hijikata this much on other routes... Come on, game! Be brave! Make this route polyamorous!
"Putting a premature end to all of our research would be the same as forfeiting Sanan's life." ... WHY?! It's not like he feeds off the blood of fresh furies?!
"If we can locate Kodo, then we may be able to find a way to reverse the effects" okay... but, in the meantime, maybe stop making so many people into rasetsu! This plan seems all over the place...
Omfg, why is a panicked looking Takeda scuttling about... Was he eavesdropping?
"Hulking shadow" I never grow tired of this game's descriptions of poor Takeda XD
"What is it you want from me?" Good question, Takeda...
"Were you listening in on the conversation?" YES QUEEN, STRAIGHT TO THE POINT!
"Takeda seemed smug" good for her!
"I have nothing to hide, but perhaps you do," yeah... He has a point...
I'm gonna summon my sword boi...
"Takeda snagged my shoulder with a tight grip." Girl, did you think you could just start interrogating this captain and then scuttle off freely?
"OW...!" XD I guess he has big, grabby sea monster hands...
"So, you're trying to make a run for it, huh?" Yup.
Omfg, is she trying to use the force to call Iba? THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS!
"As I attempted to scream," points for effort, "Takeda covered my mouth with his coarse hand." Hey! That's only sexy when Saito does it! Physical contact, uwu!
"Don't scream." Fair enough, I guess... I mean, Takeda is right to be pissed off in this situation, I feel...
"That man, Iba, was it?" Takeda gets it.
"He'd better make sure he's not telling the chief or the commander things they don't need to hear." This idiot has perfectly created himself a web of paranoia and fear by being a total dipshit! Takeda, just let it go! Troublingly, no one seems to give a shit about your extortion racket! Stop using it as an excuse to spy on Iba and admit you want to fuck him!
"MMMM....!" XD Classic dialogue
"Is there something you're keeping from them?" Yes, his carnal desire for Iba.
"Eh!" Awe, he looks like a startled mean girl caught in the middle of bullying by her crush <3
"Long time no see." Did you miss him, Iba?
"*Grunt*" XD Is that a Takeda can say? I mean, Iba is pretty...
"biting his lips." Uwu
"You called my name earlier, asking for my help..." Omg, he is force sensitive! "Thank you. It made my day." Yeah, well, hmu anytime you wanna hear me call your name ;) ;) ;) (just trying to move the romance along, don't judge me)
"Why... did I scream Iba's name?" Girl, you know why ;)
"You're an outsider. Stay out of this!" Again, Takeda kind of has a point...
Takeda sure isn't buying Iba's bs...
Oop! Blackmail! Yes, Iba! Threaten to expose this bitch!
"Iba and Takeda exhanged heated glances for a few more moments..." Young love <3
"The reason for Takeda's foul mood may be related to something like the recent slump I was in." Awe, now I actually kinda feel bad for him... It must suck to be considered a big burdensome sea monster by everyone around you... Even Itou doesn't seem to want him :'( He should seriously stop extorting people, though!!!
"As a master of the Koshu Military Science, he'd grown used to people depending on his expertise, that is, until Itou joined our ranks..." Awe :'( (but the casual extortion was before all that). And Iba constantly makes him feel physically impotent XD This is why we need a Takeda route! Hug the sea monster! He seriously needs some friends!
Tbf, Itou sounds like a serious asset to the Shinsengumi...
"He is desperate to make his mark in the Shinsengumi... Just as I am." Awe, thank you Sanan for your sympathetic take on Takeda! Maybe you should give him a hug! No blood drinking, though (unless Takeda is into that...)!
"But... That gives him no right to take out his frustration on people he thinks are beneath him. That id inexcusable." FACTS! Yes, Takeda needs to stop being an awful prick...
"He should be reprimanded" Even Sanan agrees XD
"The cornered rat will bite the cat." Wise words...
"Don't let yourself be caught alone with him." Jealous? This contrasts nicely with Chizuru being told not to worry too much about Miki XD
Kondou is being roasted for not being a good minion dad! Take better care of your employees, Kondou!
"I never would have imagined..." Well, that's part of the problem, isn't it?!
"Clean this place up." Matsumoto is the über mum!
"I'll get to it this instant!" "So, we were ordered to clean the entire compound." ... I kind of wanted to see Kondou do it all himself, stupid as that might be...
"Compared to the complexity of war tactics, it's not like cleaning is some brilliant task." And yet everyone here has failed spectacularly at it... Anyway, let the roast of Takeda commence!
"All you did was complain..." XD believable
"Didn't Souji get to rest all day?" Um, he is literally dieing. Lay off.
At least Saito bae is happy!
"Stop running around like that. We just cleaned, and you're already kicking up dust." Saito bae is muma in training!
Awe, we don't get to see Miki bae joining in The Roast of Takeda in this route? My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Also, no one gets to roast him for being a bootlicker? Perhaps the devs thought it'd be too cruel after the conversation with Sanan...
"What are you doing here...?" I live here, bitch!
"you run errands and clean up for a pack of humans?" As is my right!
"Your heritage hasn't blessed you with brains, I see." XD
"Stop trying to turn humans into Demons." ... Okay, that is fair enough XD
"You don't know what you're talking about." Uh, pretty sure he does!
"Idiots." Ya.
"What were Demons, and why had they come after me?" Didn't we cover this already?
"Takeda, for obvious reasons, still didn't seem fond of Iba..." I want Iba to try and make friends but I can see why he wouldn't like Takeda...
I thought for a second that Iba was teaching Chizuru swordplay and I got excited X_X
"I wanna see him bust out his bad-ass swordsmanship." Even Nagakura can't resist Iba's charms...
"The purpose of training is to improve one's swordsmanship... Not for the sake of entertainment." Yeah right, Saito. You'd never be entertained by swords and swordplay. Sure.
"Can I get in on this?" And now Okita is piling in!
"Smirking in a haughty fashion" yup, that's Okita!
"Oh man, oh man, who woulda thought I'd get to see a match-up like this! I guess I've built up some good karma." Wow, I didn't realise that Nagakura was such a fangirl!
"Jeez... You look too excited." Don't kink shame him, Harada!
I love that the peril music is playing XD
"I could beat you any time of the day with my hands tied." Uh, rude!
"Your sword has become pale and lifeless..." Is this another roast for Iba not having killed people? Okita, you don't actually need to feed a sword with blood to keep it healthy! You do know that, right? Please tell me you know that!
"My sword is lifeless...?" Ignore him, queen! Dude's fucked up!
Takeda! <3 yus, come fight Iba in a safe environment!
That being said, I bet this is a disaster somehow... I don't really remember... But I know where this route goes so I guess this isn't the start of a reconciliation...
"would you mind if I threw my hat into the ring?" I love polite Takeda (a rare beast)... But maybe he has poisoned his sword or something equally Shakespearean...
"What is he trying to pull?" Exactly, Chizuru!
"a small fry like me over here." Takeda, you are massive. Also, why suddenly so humble... This is eerie...
"You sure are haughty." Well, I guess he is towards Takeda...
"He... wants a match with me?" Omg, please say yes! That'd be hilarious!
I love Takeda's fighting stance with his swooshy hair...
"You bastard!" Iba! Rude >:(
"NANI?!" XD
"There's no chance I'm going to let you take me so easily." Iba plays hard to get, cool.
"Ah, you insolent shit!" :)
"Takeda tried to stab his blade into Iba's throat" O_O
"Wait, was he actually trying to hurt Iba?" -_-' duh.
Yes Saito, save princess Iba!
"What is it you're trying to do here, Takeda?" Just a li'l murder, as a treat :)
"No Shinsengumi sword should be swung with the intent of carrying out a personal grudge." Ooooh, Takeda is in trouble (well, he should be but I bet they're going to let him waddle away...)
"Shouldn't all of you know as well as I do how easy it is to be lost in the moment of a heated match?" Yes but there's a thing called self control! Saito did totally murder that guy, though... XD
"I have NEVER broken the Rules of Conduct." Uh-huh -_-
"I was watching your match from afar." OOOOOOOH BITCH!
"I'd suggest for you to brace yourself." Oh no, that sounds deeply sinister! Are they gonna make Takeda commit seppuku??? Run, Takeda!
Awe, Iba is still sad about what Okita said. 'Twas pretty fucked up.
"Doesn't living here fill you with fear?" Sure there are bloodthirsty monsters but also hot men!
"If you want, I can ask Toshi about the idea of taking you with me." AH-HA! THERE IT IS!
Why is there no "yes" option? X_X
"It's imperative for me to find my father, so it makes sense for me to stay here." -_-' No, no it doesn't. You've been staying with the Shinsengumi for fucking years and made bugger all progress! Perhaps a change of approach is overdue! And then maybe you can wear nice clothes! <3
Oh, it's Iba's boyf! I love how scared shitless he is of the Shinsengumi XD
Iba, referring to Hijikata as "the Demon Commander" is surely not helping X_X perhaps this is how he stops his boyfriends running into each other...
"I don't want to die yet!" Motoyama... What the actual fuck? Kindly take a chill pill.
I shut off my laptop so that I could do some actual productive human stuff and here I am, like, two weeks later finally reopening Hakuouki... Still no demon arms of horniness... Regardless, I am just gonna post this now and immediately start Part 3!
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Does your muse like to dance? Would they dance with another?
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It is, unfortunately, not something Astor often finds he has time for, but it is something he has a bit of a secret adoration for - more the part of sharing a quiet, intimate moment with someone he cares for than the stately, showy kind of dancing, in particular. It's one of the things he's sort of allowed himself to romanticize in his head, something he'd consider so domestic after the many stressful demands of being a Warrior of Light. And it's those kind of small moments he silently aches and craves for under the constant pressure to save the world, again.
If god hands me a context in which him and Gaius can share a dance, I will absolutely lose my mind. I'm very much about it and I want them to stare across the room at each other and for Astor to hopelessly blush because he's an idiot and still something of a clueless maiden when it comes to love. Right down to the fact that he'd actually delight in the excuse to wear something pretty and dressy and. Just actually a dress. He might distress for bells about anyone taking such a long time to do something like a full Fancy Affair treatment on him, but he'd also... secretly love it. And he’d also be absolutely flustered if some stranger asked him to dance. He’s maybe been a Warrior of Light for several years now, but he is no more used to the fame and recognition than he was in the early days when the biggest problem they had was fiery lizard primals.
He has learned at least an understanding of the martial art of a Dancer from his adoptive daughter and fellow Warrior of Light, Kiana, as it is one of her main combat specialties, though Astor will say his talents remain more firmly in the magical and arcane than physical.
In a completely different timeline/version of events in which he is very happily with my friend's lovely Eden Azaela (@eden-azalea), I will not be swayed from the fact that they dance and sway in their kitchen together and absolutely delight in it because the theme of desiring those small, intimate moments away from the constant battle is common in both editions and they are inCREDIBLY soft and I love them. uwu.
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And, as if I haven't gone on enough, I've been thinking so much about Shay lately, and it is the month of elves, so he gets to feature, too. Being raised in Ishgard, Shay is familiar with the idea of dancing in such circles as one would find the High Houses, but, for the longest time, had no reason to after leaving his life in Ishgard far behind him. If asked, Shay would say it's not really his thing and would brush off the idea that he could outright. But a certain banquet did allow him at least one dance with his soulmate before it all went to shit, and she was pleasantly surprised to find he could dance quite well. Now, if the world would be so kind as to allow him another opportunity that does not end with him being accused wrongly of regicide... He would consider it. Only for Airi, though.
Answered from the Soft Headcanon Meme
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thebraingremlinsaremad · 3 years ago
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Daily Blog #15: August 22, 2021
Dollar Tree is honestly pretty fucking awesome 👌👌👌
I set my alarm for like 6:25 this morning, but it took 6 minutes for the "Horsin' Around" theme song instrumental to wake me up. I was pretty tired lol. I just dismissed it and went back to sleep.
I only went back to sleep because I knew I had another alarm set for 7:00. That got me up.
I should mention that this was still in the RV over an hour away from the house.
After I got up, I went to go get a shower, and did so successfully.
Unfortunately, I had forgotten my brush this time and had to do it afterwards after my hair had a bit of time to dry, which did make it a little more difficult lol.
I got dressed and grabbed my stuff, putting it into my car.
I made it a point to see and say "see you later" to my grandparents before I left for the flea market.
My dad insisted that I stayed to say goodbye to my mom, so I left.
I did NOT have cell service up there, as was mentioned in my previous 2 blogs of which I could only post today, so finding my way was a tiny bit difficult until I got some service to ask Google to take me to "...".
It worked and I got there.
On my drive, I listened to 1 by Simple Kid, a CD I had previously purchased at a Dollar Tree location.
I got a call from the guy at the flea market saying that I had some people there waiting for me. He asked how far away I was, to which I said "about 10 minutes." Ironically, that call made me miss my exit, as Google couldn't talk during the call, and added about 3 minutes to my arrival time lmao.
I did sell the Xbox that he said someone was interested in. I got $40 for it. I spent 27¢ on it. Pretty good return if you ask me.
I couldn't sell it with anything other than a power cord because the controller and AV cables I had been using to play it there were for my personal console. I'm just glad I can actually hook my Xbox up and stop having to drag them to the flea market along with a small library of games.
Not too long after I sold the Xbox, someone came in and asked if I wanted to see some electronics he had in his car. I went out with him. It was a pair of 3ft speakers and a Pioneer audio system with dual cassette decks (although neither of them works) and a 25 Disc CD-changer, as well as the standard AM/FM tuner. Additionally, there was a Fisher amplifier and AM/FM tuner as well as a Fisher Direct Drive turntable. He said he wanted $60 for em, but before that he casually, and probably accidentally, dropped that he was just gonna take em to the thrift store.
Big mistake.
I got em for $35 lmao. THERE GOES MOST OF MY PROFIT.
Oh well.
I tested everything. As I mentioned, the cassette decks don't work, but everything else does apart from the turntable needing a new stylus.
I posted some new photos of the shop to Facebook, and someone soon DMed me about a stereo system.
I priced everything, and it turns out I have about $300 worth of equipment from that deal, the Fisher amp and tuner being worth about $150.
The buyer will hopefully show up next weekend, for he wants to buy the Fisher stuff ($185 with the turntable), the 3ft speakers, an 8-track deck, and a Kenwood deck we've had for a week or two.
The speakers are listed for $50 (and are worth around $100-150), the Kenwood Deck for $50 as well, and the 8-track for $35. That makes it about $320 in equipment. Since he's buying so much, I'll knock it down to $270 and essentially give him the speakers or cassette deck for free lol.
Apart from that stuff, not much happened at the flea market. I sold some records, cassettes, CDs and I think 2 DVDs. One person bought a VHS tape? That money was the other guy's though. Oh well xD.
I can't say that I didn't miss my wonderful partner while on the trip. I actually brought along the stuffed animal they gave me (who's name is Greg) and snuggled with him both nights.
I was very happy to hear from them UwU.
They let me rant and I let them rant.
I honestly give them too much responsibility over me xD. I'm like, "Okay, I'm gonna do this. HOLD ME TO IT."
I know I can't hold myself to anything I personally say (this blog being the only exception apparently), but I listen to them pretty well I think 🤔. If they tell me, "No, you don't need that VCR," so long as it's not some weird specialty thing, like a worldwide VCR 🥵, I'll be like "Yeah, you rite bro."
I love you man xD. You control my craziness pretty well. I'm so thankful for you UwU.
#relationshipgoals
So part way through the flea market day, I went over to Dollar Tree to buy some snack, but ended up looking through the CDs to see if there was anything good. I took photos of about 18 CDs and flipped through them online for the remainder of the flea market day.
I deleted the photos of the ones I didn't want and kept those that I liked. Surprisingly, I ended up buying 13 CDs there, but not before dropping them on the floor like the dumbass I am.
Also, sorry for all the nerd shit I spilled on your lap earlier. No one cares about amps and tuners xD.
I'M LISTENING TO ONE OF THE DOLLAR TREE CDS RIGHT NOW THO.
I already transferred over to my online library on iBroadcast and put the disc into my CD changer, which is now holding 164 CDs.
Its max capacity is 300 discs 🥵
WHY AM I NERD
Oh well
I like being a nerd gurl
Also maybe a technosexual 👀
I get really excited over some electronics. Like. REALLY excited.
Some editing VCRs are like "Holy shit that is SEXY. Look at those goddamn VU meters 🥵. And hhhh there are like 7 inputs on this thing and individual controls for left and right audio gain, not to mention Hi-Fi S-VHS recording. Hhhhhhhhhhh please gimme 😭. Why are you so expensive?"
I uh, mean, uh, *cough* look, pretty lights.
Oh yeah, I was gonna say the album I was listening to xD. MAN I GOT SIDETRACKED.
It's 37 Everywhere by Punchline. Def give it a listen; it's pretty heccin good.
Another notable album I picked up was Page One by Steven Page. I very much like the first track, "A New Shore." It's quite catchy and he has a great voice imo.
Also at dollar tree, I bought a regular bag of Fieras and 2 bags of Fieras Sticks, which were marked down to 75¢/bag because they're expiring soon.
I honestly like the generic Dollar Tree version of Takis more than actual Takis. They're a lot more flavorful when it comes to the lime, but also hotter at the same time.
Don't get the hot nacho ones tho. Hot nacho? More like hot pile of shit.
HAH
Goteem.
They're not that good xD.
THE REGULAR ONES ARE FIRE THO
"How do you do fellow kids?"
I got home and started working on putting the CDs onto my computer, and then onto iBroadcast, but not without first adding The Music Man to my digital library, something I had neglected for a month or two. The CD had just been sitting there lol.
I also switched my digital file for "The Black Parade" to that of the uncensored CD, which I had purchased before I event started working over 2 months ago.
MAN I'M LAZY
I eventually get around to shit tho lol. I guess it's just a matter of priority.
What usually takes priority is digging through everything to find something that I forgot about but then remembered, making a mess in the process that I would then have to clean up, at least partially.
I think the album just ended. I've been writing for a while xD. I'ma start "I Made You Something" by The Island of the Misfit Toys.
I'll tell you where that album came from in a minute.
In the meantime, where was I?
I kinda lost my train of thought despite reading up to see where I was. Oh well. On I go.
I ate dinner and kept working on those CDs, eventually putting my clothes from the week into the washer.
I FORGOT TO PUT MY SHAPING UNDERWEAR IN. FUCKING HELL MAN.
I wanted to wash em for this week 😭
No tight pants for Leonna I guess qwq.
Meanwhile, the box of my CD album cases is overflowing. I need another box.
I keep all of the album artworks in a big CD folder. That's almost full.
I wanna fill my entire CD changer. That's one of my big goals in life. Idk why, but I just wanna legitimately fill the entire thing.
My clothes are in the dryer now. I don't think I have the time (or energy) to fold them tonight. I'll leave that for tomorrow morning before work.
And God. Fucking. Damnit. I start school again on Wednesday. NOT looking forward to that, and neither are my 2 coworkers. We already have low enough staff, but only the two of them working is gonna be a pain in the ass.
I'll still work Saturdays.
I need to contact my guidance counselor to get out of the gym class I signed up for. I scheduled this shit before I found out I was trans, and I don't wanna deal with the fucking locker room situation 🙄 I have far more important matters.
Okay so anyway, the album I'm listening to came from a cassette. I bought this cassette a few months ago at the flea market along with a few others. The reason I bought them? They were all newer cassette releases from the 2010's, and they're all actually pretty good music from very indie bands.
Currently getting mad at iBroadcast's compression algorithm. It's unnaturally fucking anything over -10db up. Oh well, there's not really anything I can do about it.
I have like 13GB of music on my phone btw. That's about 3.5k songs on 268 albums.
I'm kind of an audiophile, but I'm too cheap to pay for a lossless service. Oh well.
They do actually have a lossless service on iBroadcast, but once again, too cheap.
Someone just sent me a friend request who legitimately posted that BLM and the democratic party are hate groups.
BLOCK.
Goodbye ho.
I don't get that. They call the democratic party a hate group when they hate people like me, and I, being more of a democrat although not fully because the 2-party system is fucked, think nothing more of them than they're very wrong about certain things, especially, as shown, that black people, as well as asian, Indian, native, and people of all ethnicities and backgrounds, are not equal to white people.
Yeh.
Totally.
You go buddy.
Anyway, yeah, I can, and do, convert music and video from analog formats to digital files in order for me to archive and listen to whenever and wherever I please. I've actually made a bit of a business out of it, but I don't get too much work from it. At least I'm not overloading myself xD.
I honestly have so much more to say, but I should probably go to sleep soon.
A few final shoutouts to the following people and companies:
-Dollar Tree
-Steven Page
-Broken World Media
-The Island of Misfit Toys
-Simple Kid
-Punchline
-My incredible partner QwQ I love you so much. Thanks for being the best all the time. I hope I can give you the best life ever.
Anyway I suppose this is goodnight. Lmk if you want a full list of the CDs I bought today! I'll link that song by Steven Page here.
And here's a good song from Simple Kid
I really like music lol. Enjoy these pieces.
Anyway, goodnight lol.
Lots of love,
-Leonna.
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maggotbrainz · 4 years ago
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can i get a uhhhHHH D with james & jason 😳💖
sdkfjkjh bro i love drunken confessions theyre so funny like ??? amazing. under cut cause this one got mf LONG AS HELL oops
okay so. 90s college aus have my whole ass heart so this is what were mf doing
anyways james switches colleges sophomore year cause the last one was. fuckin awful LMAO. and cliffs like hey apply to my college dude its pr cool ,,, anyways things work out and james ends up in the sober living house on campus
which is a mf joke cause everyone drinks anyways and the RA is a huge stoner
and he ends up as roommates w/ jason 
pothead jason ,,,, my uwus 🥺🥺 SDFSKJ anyways its vitally important to me that hes majoring in arts for like. journalism and hes on the track team doing the steeple cause he just thought it was neat in high school so now its like. his specialty LMAO 
and james is just. dying because every single morning jason gets up at like five to go for a run and james is like. 😑😑 bitch ,,,, 
jason puts his hair up in a ponytail tho and the first time james sees it hes just like ,,, 😳 oh ,,,, huh ,,, 
james doesn't rlly know what he wants to major/minor in ,,, hes just. drifting thru life rn ,,, anyways so theres the whole introductions and jasons got fuckin. posters all over his side of the room and shit ,,, cassettes all over his desk and one day while hes out at class james is snooping around like ,,, *turning over cassettes* huh ,,, inchresting
they've got english together so theyre chillin, they go to the library and study together and james finds out jasons from michigan and likes mountain biking and good barbecue and james is like oh cool im from cali and i like skateboarding 
and like. a couple weeks into the first semester jasons like hey. u should come join the track team dude we could use some more members and james pauses in between hitting the bong like. huh ???
so he joins the track team LMAO 
lars + dave r on the track team too ,, lars does long distance + dave runs the relay ( and EVERYONE knows they hooked up freshman year at a frat house party but NEITHER of them talk abt it LMAOO and daves banging kirk anyways ,,, kirk + jason r friends cause they have a fine art class together LMAO)
anyways ,,, i just. fuckin love stupid college antics so much. SDFKHFKH
studying all together ,,, going to track meets and shit ,,, getting stoned to pink floyd at like 2 in the morning cause they dont have class the next day and lars drives them to the mcdonalds cause hes the only one not blitzed ,,, jason literally ends up sitting in james lap and james is just. dying inside
CAUSE HES GOT A CRUSH ,,, my mans got it bad at this point ,,, anyways james meets cliff for lunch like. HELP ,,, and cliffs like. why dont u just tell him dude. considering ur fuckin attached at the hip i think u got a pretty good shot
anyways. so there’s the state meet for track + their school sets a bunch of new records and theres a party at the frat house dave lives in afterwards ,,,
james gets. fuckin SLAMMED dksjfkjh
and theres a karaoke machine. anyways james gets an idea. 
so he fucking drags jason over and keys in alone by heart and at first theyre singing and joking around cause theyre drunk dumbasses but eventually it gets to the point where james is. serenading jason like the drunk idiot he is ,,, 
and when it ends jasons like ,, 😳😳 and james is like ,,, jason i-
and then he pukes all over jasons shoes. like. everywhere. 
and poor jasons dying inside ,,,, anyways he takes james back to their dorm and is like u better go to bed dude and like gets james into his own bed (after he throws out his shoes </3)
and james is like jason wait ,,, and when jason leans back to look at him he leans up and kisses jason before passing out LMAO ,,, 
which is. well. jasons heart is like 💥💥 but hes also like :-(((( cause vomit ,,,, anyways hes like ,,, confused cause is this ,,, for real ??????? hes had a crush on james for ages but uhhhh,,, hes been too chicken to say anything LMAO
anyways. james wakes up and he doesn't rlly remember much ,,, expect for kissing jason,,,
FUCK THIS GOT TOO LONG 
basically then james is like dude i rlly like u and jasons like ,,, for real ???? anyways theyre dumbasses in love <3 THE END 
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randomikemendegen · 5 years ago
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Choco:"Hunny! don't tie yourself in a chair why dont you tie yourself in my embrace!?Ah wait,didnt come to flurt,what was I want to do?Oh yeah!"-pushes Ban to the front.Ban:-growls in annoyance-Choco:"So since hes been doing horrible at asks,ill ask myself for him,Do any of you 3(counting your ocs) have a certain battle style and from my question,would you attend my tea party?Pretty please?Tho!I want you to tell me your favorite sweets!"♡
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Me: HUN I’D TIE MYSELF TO YOU ANYDAY HAHAH-
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Me: *crosses arms* Battle styles, hmm?  I’m just going to assume you meant the way we fight and whatnot(if not then call me a moron haha), then if so…
I guess I’m going to be in the heat of battle and stuff like that. I say that I’d rather be a support type or using a fighting style that puts me at a distance ‘cause I’m actually rather lazy and shit like that, although based on from the tactics I use in video games and the like…. I mostly prefer to overwhelm opponents with strength and whatnot; yes I’m bit of a brute like that hahahaha…. *sweatdrops*
My specialty: Close-quarters and Mid-range combat, support powers, wind and fire magic
My weapon: Sword(YEAH YEAH I’M PREDICTABLE DONT @ ME QwQ)
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Since Quin and Sei are both busy with their own things, I’ll be answering for them!
Quin’s mostly a support type if he’s in a battle, I say that because he’s not exactly one for fighting and would prefer to run away instead but if push comes to shove and if his loved ones are in danger then he’ll bring his A-game magic…. Mostly still defensive though. Granted he isn’t exactly physically weak, but if we’re putting him on a scale then he’d be average to below average…. *sweatdrops, coughs* His specialty is cartomancy, plant/earth magic, summoning and taming of magical beasts, potions, barrier magic, healing magic, and portal creation(although because I DON’T want most of these to be too broken, limits will be noted down sooner or later when I feel like it hhhh).
His weapon: Magical beasts and longbow(will change in the future hhhh)
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Sei, on the other hand, likes to implement either trickery or flashy attacks and styles… let me explain. On the one hand he really really likes showing off for others simply for entertainment value, that and because he’s really fucking carefree, so he mostly uses his magic and skills to cause a huge scene when in battle, but he CAN be really sneaky and prone to fucking around with your head— either for laughs/wants to or because he needed to. His specialty is shapeshifting, fire magic, lightning magic, physical, and teleportation(again, because I DON’T want most of these to be too broken, limits will be noted down sooner or later when I feel like it hhhhadaslkd).
His weapon: Will use anything as a weapon rly but he mostly uses knives and daggers
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Me: As for that tea party, I’d love to attend~! uwu Anytime, at all! As for sweets, hmmmm~…. *thinking* I have a lot really ahaha, so much so that if I try to list all of it I would take forever(I have a disastrous sweet tooth lmao). But if I have to pick then I would have to say: ice cream(cookies and cream flavoured) and by extension, banana sundae, cookies, egg pies, glazed doughnuts, ube jam, leche flan, and pastillas~!
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hyphypmic · 6 years ago
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@significant other of babe asked: hypmic bois in the pokémon universe please :3c
Okay just saying, I don’t know as much as you do so we’re keeping it to Kanto/Jyoto/Sinnoh/Hoenn  yay but idk abt who goes where so anyway!
Ichiro
Fire type! He loves the fire type Pokémon
And he would definitely choose Charmander as his starter because he’s Ichiro like that
And later on in life he’s like Red (if you know him) or like a very strong trainer
Because he had his Delinquent days (and he highkey detached himself from his brothers so he could go around and win battles and get money for them you know kinda like TDD) so he had his edgy fire squad
And like he explored everywhere, kind of being a general badass and earning his reputation by beating the gyms and all that
but then he matured over the course of his journey (and he learned a ton of new shit) and went back to go around with his brothers and willingly goes through the journey with them so he can help them out
Plus he missed them so he needs to make up for it and they forgive him later on yay
But yes, loves fire type and is very very skilled when it comes to training, battling, motivating, LOVING, and taking care of Pokemon
And okay like I rly see him being a mentor for his brothers and just one day showing off his moves with his fucking charizard and letting saburo uwu ride on it AHHHH
I don’t think he would go for gym leader because he’s more of an adventure boy
Jiro
He tries to live up to his brother and stuff even if he’s kinda resentful he left for a bit, but he’s over it you know
Ichiro would give him the starter pokemon
Like tbh I think Ichiro would give him a Piplup (I’m basic I’m sorry) and like really give him tons of advice
And yes he does challenge saburo on a near daily basis
And ichiro allows this because training, though Jiro won’t get it through his head that a full out offensive isn’t the way to go, though Ichiro figures that he’ll get over it
Anyway, moving on, that’s basically Jiro’s arc and like the buster bros would become like a unit and it would be so cool to see them battle around
And he’s also an adventure boy and really hates it when Saburo delays for some knowledge pursuit
Like he would bring out his also eager Pokemon to drag saburo away like even the piplup gets unto it and tries to drag saburo away from the pursuit of knowledge
Saburo
Quite literally a Pokemon nerd
No really he would probably be the first of the bros to complete his Pokédex like he would finish it
And his goal isn’t like to BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE or WAR WAR WAR it’s literally to gotta catch them all because he’s in the pursuit of knowledge that way
I rly see him having like an Eevee (if any of you play let’s go Eevee) or just not a typical starter Pokemon you know
Ichiro would probably end up giving him an eevee anyway because he knows an Eevee would appeal to like Saburo because it’s an extraordinary type of pokemon
He would love his eevee to the death and would dress it up in all these cute outfits
And yeah he’s a tough guy to battle, but you’ll more likely find him just enjoying the actual pokemon instead of battling
And he’s also p good at strategising when it comes to pokemon and he helps out his brothers
Is very happy with the journey and all that  
Samatoki
Definitely a gym leader, like really because reasons I rly see him being one
And oh my god I see him with a fucking Lucario like!!!!!
And he would love his pokemon to the death and all
And yeah he would be in charge of a fighting type of Pokemon or like that would be his specialty because he’s Samatoki sama aka mr ha ko on the microphone
And yeah he would probably have a side job as a yakuza, but like gym is life and he’s really aggressive but also very very smart when it comes to his attacks
Like even if he’s up against a higher level or like a psychic type, he will come out on top and beat the opposition
Anyway, his origin story is like he just wants to show everyone how strong he is and how that no matter how many times you get beat down, you have to keep going back up
And when he roams around or like helps people train in his own gym, he has a strict way of teaching, but also somewhat understanding and his tips really do help those who visit his gym
Very much open to receiving challenges because he needs to fight oh yeah
He also explored a lot of places and has a shit ton of influence, but the gym and his city is really his home
Team rocket aint fucking with him
Jyuto
Electric type! Is his type!
And yeah srsly just imagine him in that blue Pokemon police uniform hmmm
Also glasses are tilted and touched a lot because that’s the Pokemon trope with the eyeglass glare and everything
Though he’s a kind of corrupt cop, but doesn’t associate with team rocket because you know, exploitation of Pokemon
Though he spies a lot so he has a lot of connections and he’s like the in10se police spy that would be able to find his way in the underground
Like a spy with a position in team rocket oh yeah
And how he meets Samatoki is that Samatoki got into a fight with a team rocket and Jyuto had to subtly subdue said team rocket member
Anyway, yes electric type Pokemon and I really see him with a Luxray because he be cool like that
But seeing him with a shinx you can RIP my soul and send me to heaven because that shit is adorable
Riou
He’s probably also a gym leader
Basically MTC consists of two gym leaders and a cop
Literally Lt. Surge and except he would most likely love grass type pokemon or bug type, or anything you can find in the woods because survival life
Because he’s a woods kind of boy and he spends most of his time with wild pokemon and befriending them before catching them
DO YOU SEE HIM WITH A FUCKING BULBASAUR???? Like???? I really do and it would be so fucking cute to see him with all the little oddish and the Butterfree and the Beautifly and the weedles
This man can have my soul because I can really see him with his flower Pokemon like Venusaur and Meganium and a Vileplume and a Tropius (I know banana but still)
He would love him the grass Pokemon and the bug type
Anyway, yeah he’s all about that survival so his gym is quite the labyrinth, complete with traps
And sometimes he just goes out to roam and spend time with the Pokemon while shirtless :>>>
Ramuda
“Anything cute!” Like he would have a cue Pokemon out and walking with him
But when he brings out his arsenal it’s like really strong Pokemon, though he would probably favor fairy type Pokemon, though there would be a mix of dark type also
I really see him with a Gengar and causing little mischiefs because why not
He also loves fashion so he would really be the champion of those beauty pageants with all his deceptively cute Pokemon like wigglytuff and everyone thinks he’s just superficial and can’t battle for shit
But then face him off and it’s just a complete disaster and you’re going to be wrecked
Like he knows how to deceive and use his Pokemon’s weaknesses to their advantages and he knows the tricks of the trade, all while looking great
i don’t think he would be in the elite four, he would just be one of those freakishly strong trainers that would just pop in every once in a while
Mostly occupies his time with designing, but yeah, pretty good in battle as well
Gentaro
Ghost type!!!! Like he would love the ghost type pokemon or the psychic type because he’s mysterious that way
Or like psychic
Because I see him with an Alakazam and in general probably live in a quiet house with all of his Pokemon
And he would have a soft spot for his mimikyu because he’s the type
Probably would stay in Lavender town because he’s lavender jk no it’s because he’s the type to chill out in the outskirts and have these mystic Pokemon
Still pretty focused on his writing and some training philosophy and what not
And he would be really just calm and cool, but very defensive of his Pokemon because he will protect them with his life
But he houses this garbage rat (dice) who is completely hopeless but yeah Pokemon
And he would be p respectful of Pokemon and be pretty spiritual about it
But in battle he’s pretty dangerous because he’s an author and knows what he’s doing
Dice
I see him having a Persian or a Meowth because he’s nyaaa that way
But in general he would favor normal type Pokemon because there quite intriguing
Also I rly see him chilling around with a rattata because he’s such a garbage rat himself
And he probably doesn’t have a lot of Pokemon because he’s broke and can’t afford poke balls
But very much like Riou, he makes friends with the stray Pokemon or those neglected by their owners
Can do well in battle, but is unfortunately addicted to the gaming places even if his Pokemon try to drag him away from it
It doesn’t help that meowth is dragging him inside and everyone is just trying to stop him
Though dice would have a very unorthodox fighting style and would probably nickname all his Pokemon because he’s dice that way
Jakurai
I see this fucker as an elite four member so they become elite five
And like okay basically!!! You know how you have to fight all the elite four, he would be like the surprise level at the end and he’s very much god tier, like he would specialise in psychic/dragon/dark/flying type, you know that kind of mystic vibe
And he’s just on a level of his own!!! So like he’s very cool and that, and he’s kind as well, like he doesn’t spend most of his time in his seat of power or whatever and he goes around helping people and being a doctor because he likes helping people and Pokemon
But srsly, most people are in such awe of him and he’s just slaying by walking around with a Salamence or a Dragonair or a Dragonite or a fucking Charizard but rly anyway its just me
Or also like an Absol that would be awesome too
Anyway, yeah he really looks so cool, but if you get to meet him, he’s very down to earth and will sit down with you if you want some advice
Doppo
Dark Pokemon like, probably or ghost type of pokemon
I see him with a houndoom! Or like something like that
And he’s pretty anxious and unsure of battling
But if his Pokemon are threatened you have unlocked the beast and he will go on a rampage
Mostly a stressed worker that needs some time to sleep
Usually sleeps with his snorlax or on his slowbro
Like I rly see him just collapsing with a snorlax and sleeping for the entries day
But he would also run and his ghastly would chase after him and his houndoom would prevent him from falling on the tracks and impaling himself
He also shares a room with Hifumi, with his fairy type Pokemon
Srsly, this household has the polar opposites getting along together like the houndoom would take care of the little Pokemon and its pretty wholesome
Probably not that invested in collecting Pokemon and he’s happy with the ones he has
Hifumi
“Anything cute!” No legit he would really have beautiful and cute pokemon like rly pretty but also freakishly strong Pokemon
His clefairy is a thing of legend
And he’s into all that beauty pageant stuff too
And in his club he has his cute electric type Pokemon do their thing along with fairy sparkles and what not
Hifumi with a minun and plusle that’s all that’s all you need to know
Anyway, he loves dressing up his Pokemon, but in host mode, have fun trying to best him in battle because he is really confident in his Pokemon and all that
He might wipe your ass on the floor, unless you’re a girl of course and he’s out of host mode
But in general, all he wants to do is cuddle and play with his Pokemon along with sleeping on the snorlax that doppo sleeps on after a long day at work
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daz4i · 5 years ago
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your to voice tag is heaven thank u
asjdjfkf thank you! uwu i only save the highest quality uwu posts i can find there,
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kae-karo · 6 years ago
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I'm a bit out of the loop with phandom stuff, so I don't know if it's been discussed, and I know it was over a week ago, but Adrian's new video rubbed me the wrong way, and I didn't know until just now why. It kind of felt like a stab at Dan? Like, he knows how important this kind of thing is to Dan, and he made a video going completely against it. I don't know if that makes sense, it's the best way I can describe it xx
hi dear! okay first and foremost i want to caution against referring to adrian/his vids as anything to do with the phandom, since he’s entirely separate and frankly i would like him to stay that way. that being said, i agree wholeheartedly that it felt like a lazy, unresearched attempt at being a mental health guru and - perhaps not intentionally - a bit of a snub at dan’s work with mental health orgs and his own daniel & depression vid
i know people have wanted my thoughts on it so i tried to watch it w.o giving him a view, idk if it worked but i genuinely want to be sure i’ve seen it before i express any opinions (i have a lot to say whoops)
my first complaint is how casual this is and the fact that he did it all in one take - this isn’t a topic that lends itself well to such levity, it’s a topic that requires careful thought and organization
he starts off by saying he sees ‘people unnecessarily struggling with mental illness’ which to me just implies that it’s somehow solely the fault of the person that they have a mental illness when we all know that’s of course not the case - he really needed to have a little more empathy in that statement, and it was so close to like. being a decent statement
‘we’re not taught ways to manage it’ yes okay that’s valid i support that, he does note that we aren’t taught ways to deal with events that crop up in almost all our lives in school! this is valid
i appreciate that he prefaced his rant of ‘advice’ by saying he’s not a professional and it’s his own experiences, but he doesn’t practice that when he’s talking - it definitely sounds like a ‘this is how you should do it’ kind of thing
i’m sorry but ‘meditation is huge, it’s massive’ like? okay that’s great but like. i don’t like that the medical side of things has been all but ignored - i know not everyone can afford it, but it should still be brought up in a video regarding mental health, or a vid like adrian’s should be prefaced by saying that he’s only talking about the kinds of things that worked for him that you can do by yourself alongside professional help, or something to that effect
i know people brought it up but him saying he can go from being a ‘depressed, obese fucking piece of shit person’ to who he is today is so immensely horrible and inconsiderate toward people struggling with weight or mental health or a combination. that’s just utterly horrible and if anything else he’s done in the past didn’t put me off him/his content before, that right there did - and he has no excuse. this is not a topic to be taken so lightly as to say in one shot and then post with no consideration
the way he talks about his ‘advice’ is so detrimental - instead of inspiring and encouraging, he’s trash talking and saying if you don’t do these things, you’re stuck and you’re not making enough effort and you’re, for all intents and purposes, fucked (i say because he said it so often)
‘we have to take absolute responsibility for ourselves, because no one else is gonna fix it’ no, maybe not ‘fix’ it, but they can help - my god, if you’re struggling with mental health, it can be eons easier to work toward feeling better if you have someone encouraging you, if you have someone you can vent to, if you have a professional or a doctor, if you have a support system. as much as it fucking sucks, it’s really really hard, nigh impossible, to improve without a support system!!!???
i’m sorry, it’s ‘liberating’ to know that you have the power (to change things yourself)? maybe for some people, but what i’ve heard from many many others is that it’s terrifying and daunting. again, this is something better done in several takes where he would’ve had time to analyze his own word choices and improve on them, saying something like ‘for me, it was liberating’
i’m very skeptical of him talking about all the biochemistry of exercise without any kind of resources backing him up - from a high level, i’ve no doubt he’s right (nutrition was more my specialty over exercise) but by the same token, he’s speaking as if he’s a professional and that’s something he needs to keep in check
he gets,,,,,,extensively preachy ‘you just have to start doing it, you have to start’ okay, but how? (or, in this case, what did he do bc i really don’t want him to actually say things as if he’s an expert) and what about the people who have trouble starting, or start ten times and give up eleven times? you can’t give these command-style statements without assistance and call it advice - that’s not advice, that’s preaching
‘food is medicine’ no my dude medicine is medicine, food is food. and it’s so so so important to remember that some people need medicine (actual medicine) regardless of how well they eat to help with their mental health - yes, eating right is important, absolutely, but it’s not always enough to help someone manage the symptoms of their mental health
stop. preaching. vegan. it’s very hard for people to eat vegan esp with low incomes, and it can be very hard for people on vegan diets to get enough protein without very careful food consumption - i know i saw someone post about it last week or w.e when this vid came out but for me and them and probably a lot of other people, being very overly conscious about the kinds of foods they’re consuming can lead to eating disorders (it did for me). people can live perfectly healthy lifestyles while still eating meat, still eating animal products and - shockingly - still eating the occasional fried greasy food!
‘if you can harness [your mind] and reign it in’.......look. i get it. trying to be conscious of your thoughts is important. but this is more of that ‘live laugh love’ bullshit that means absolutely nothing to someone who’s actually struggling? how can you tell what’s detrimental? some of it’s obvious ofc, but some of it really isn’t? ‘when you get your thoughts on a good wavelength’ okay that’s still not advice! that’s preaching! how does someone even approach that! at the very least, he could say how he approached it (i’m upset bc all he’s doing is saying ‘here’s where i was, here’s where i am now’ without any indication of the in-between - i don’t want him saying ‘this is how people should do it’ but i would’ve at least appreciated him saying how he did it)
‘magic starts to happen’ no. that’s not how dealing with a mental health issue works for most people. it’s not just 'uwu think positive thoughts uwu’. and it’s so so so scary to see someone preaching that, because you know what happens to the vast majority of the people who hear that but can’t just magically realign their thoughts? they can lose hope and lose motivation and decide there’s something wrong with them or they’re not ‘trying hard enough’ or they can never get better - which is so so heartbreakingly wrong!!!??? i’m so so severely disappointed in this video
‘you’re making your life an absolute misery for yourself and for everyone’ oh my god. oh my god how dare you. how dare you say that. there are so so many beautiful and wonderful and lovely humans out there whose brains force them to think these kinds of negative thoughts and you have the audacity to claim that it’s their fault - and worse, that they are making other people miserable. i’m not saying there’s no way for them to make tiny adjustments and help them get themselves on a path to improvement, but oh my god get out of here. get out get out get the fuck out i have never in my entire goddamn life wanted more to make a video directly countering all the bullshit he’s said especially this
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bad-exo-imagines · 6 years ago
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so kjdhiufvhbj im a dumbass and our old theme for some reason wasn’t working so I got us a new theme but it will not allow us to like add this as like a page and all the pages I have come across were not the most amazing so njbdfiufjbhvfiu enjoy. This will be under the “Masterlist” tag  -Admin Beep Pea
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EXO Reacting To You Telling Them Your Favorite Band Is Actually BTS
EXO Reacting To Finding Out You’re Reading A Fanfic About Them And Another Member
EXO Reacting To You Haunting Them After They Killed You
EXO Seeing You For The First Time
EXO Whenever Chanyeol Comes Into The Room
EXO Reacting To You Calling Them Daddy
EXO Reacting To You Telling Them You’re Pregnant
Bad EXO Themed Asks
EXO Reacting To You Bringing Acid When You Come Over
EXO As Things The Admins Have Said
Comeback Teaser
Top 10 EXO Songs
EXO Fuck Grid
W HE R E ’S EX O ?!?
Wrong Lyrics To An EXO Song
Can You Say…. Comeback?
Damn This Is The Best Song On The Album
EXO As Mean Girls: Part one // Part Two
Ring In 2019 With A Nice Big CHOGIWA
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XIUMIN - As Your Boyfriend // Just Stab Me Already //  Spot the difference
LUHAN - As Your Boyfriend
KRIS- As Your Boyfriend // Christmas // Kris uWu
SUHO - Spoilers // As Your Boyfriend // Ransom // I Love Kim Junmyeon
LAY - As Your Boyfriend // Sheep // Benjamin Franklin Sunbaenim  // Comeback Will Feature Lay
BAEKHYUN - As Your Boyfriend // Dinner Date // Baekhyun When He Hears The Bathroom Door Close
CHEN - As Your Boyfriend // Drowning with Chen  // Electric // TiDAE
CHANYEOL - As Your Boyfriend // Ferrets // Meme Comparison // Popcorn // Coming Home
D.O. - As Your Boyfriend  
TAO - As Your Boyfriend // TikTok
KAI - As Your Boyfriend // Flat-Earther Kai // He Protec // Kai Hates Coffee // I Wanna Be A Cowboy Baby
SEHUN - As Your Boyfriend // Olympic Diver // Cookie Dough
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EXO as Iconic RuPaul’s Drag Race Moments: 1 / 2 / 3
EXO as Spicy Things
Ramen Noodle Exhibit
Who Wore It Better?
Skippyhun Jones
Emo Kids/Ex Emo Kids/ Weeaboos
The EXO King
Roller Derby
Oliver Twist
Who Would Win?
The Rest Of EXO
When You Drunk As Fuck And Find A Deer
Eommaya
Can I Be Your Boyfriend?
Dinner With CBX
How To Interact With Different EXO-L’s
When you want to party til the sun down but also want to have a good evenin
12 Chokers
Me Kicking Down Lee Sooman’s Door at 3 A.M
Chanyeol’s Jobless
The Real Reason Kris Left
Share A Coke With Kris
Taemin’s Birthday
Just Another EXO Family Dinner
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EXO Unsolved- part one // part two // part three // part four
Is That My Ring?
*Sniffs Alcohol*
GET OUT OF MY ROOM DAD
Yixing Is My Favorite Child
We Look Up To You!
WE ARE ONE KRIS!
Mom…I’m Pregnant
Taco Bell
Shower Scene
TAEMIN I A M S O SORRY
Why Is Junmyeon Crying This Time?
This Is An Intervention
My Ideal Type
I’m In Love
YA’LL WHO’S COMING WITH ME TO GET MY TIDDIES PIERCED?
WHAT THE FUCK???
Sehun: *Exists*
I’m So Glad We’re Finally Alone
Dinosaur Shaped Nuggets
Daddy Kinks
Where Is Yifan?
Jongin Can Eat My Entire Ass
That’s My Specialty
4/20
HORLOLOLOLOLO
I Bought Hi-Chews!
911 I’D LIKE TO REPORT GUNSHOTS
Alexa Play Wolf
The Sims
Some People Are Like Slinkies
Dehydration
Chicken Breast
I Would Die For You
Nyah?
Why Won’t Mongryong Let Me Hold His Paws???
GUYS I JUST SAW A UFO
Why Did You Block Me On All Social Media?
RDB is a Filthy Homestuck
Sometimes a Family is Just 10 Asian Men
Yes Officer I’m Aware I Was Going 85 mph Through A Walmart Parking Lot
Sprite Is Just Spicy Water
Can You Make It Virgin?
If You Say Anything Stupid I’ll Beat The Shit Out Of You
I’ve Been Shot
What Is Yixing Doing Out There?
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Tinfoil Condom
Vanilla, Unlike Me
EX-O
If You Date A Werewolf, Does That Make You A Furry??
Baekhyun’s Twitter’s A Mess
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The Best of Both Worlds (I’m unsure if I’ll be continuing to post this since Jonghyun was a pretty big character in this, if I do I’m taking a hiatus)
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JUST LET ME BE A BAD STUDENT
Followers
Y'all
MEET THE ADMINS
The Signs As Things The Admins Have Said
Club Penguin
Can I Copy Your Homework?
The Most Relatable Tag RDB Has Ever Posted
White Wash // RDB’S Comments
Chogiwa 2019
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Valentines Day: EXO-K // EXO-M
April Fools
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