#uwu nonny goes heacanons that r fuckin dope

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i ate an orange in class and i want celestial y/n and sunny bts having a petty dinner together just clap backs left and right a whole crack fic if you will

kekekkeke,,,, again,,, naother small excerpt of what i would write owo unedited ofc bc im lazi

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Implied future!Poly!Bts x M!Reader | Celestial Au

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He was bored. He wouldn’t admit it out loud but, Y/n was bored. He had spent most of his evening talking with dignitaries of varying degrees of importance, dancing with his sisters when they wanted to and keeping up his appearance behind his veil. The obligatory first dance of the night happened between the king and queen of each kingdom, his mother, queen of moon, and the king of sun. He knew they could barely tolerate each other by the way his mother spoke about the king when no one was around; The next dance required that the seven suns, aka the kings sons, must dance with any of the opposing kingdoms potential heirs. Y/n was at the top of that list and he hated it.

As the music faded out, Y/n prepared himself to step out on to the barren dance floor, the dance required that the eldest dance with the other eldest; however, this particular style of dance meant that they would change partners every so often til the song finished and they were back with their original partner.

Y/n placed a gentle kiss on his mothers porcelain cheek, smoothed out his jacket and headed out to meet his first partner; Seokjin. As the two met and greeted each other with a bow, Y/n made sure to look around at his sisters who were dancing and double checked to make sure that they were comfortable with their partner “Hey moonshine~” He heard Jin greet, he didn’t even need to look back to the male to know that Jin had also winked, “We’re about to dance so you might wanna focus on me? You know? The most handsome son?”

With a slight scoff of laughter, Y/n looked the male dead in the eye through his veil and grinned “Sunjinnie~” His tone was as sharp as a knife despite his face reading otherwise, “Just making sure your brothers don’t lay a hair wrong on my dearest sisters. You have my undivided attention now~”

Jin could feel his mouth begin to gape at the threat that met his ears, quickly pulling himself together as the music began and they were off dancing “Well my sweet moondrop, did you miss me?” His tone was evidently teasing, “It’s been oh so long since we met for the first time on the battlefield.” 

Y/n couldn’t help but chuckle at the memory he held from that day “Ah yes...” a grin graced his lips as he brushed back part of his veil that had slipped out of place, “The day where your dear brother, Taehyungie, proposed at first sight of me. That was an interesting day...”

“You know he still stands by that? Even now” 

“That doesn’t surprise me Sunjinnie; although I’ll place my bets that you wished it was you who said that. Hmmm?”

“You wouldn’t be wrong my prince, that’s for sure-”

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i want,,,bad boy bts chasing y/n down the street illuminated by street lamps in the dark of night and they catch up to him and hes frantic and panicky wielding a butterfly knife bc his memories are mixing up "i dont trust you!" like maybe they accidently triggered a bad memory of his and theyre like why are you running meme jk but they just look so worried and want him to get back home but he just needs to walk it out in the cold for a bit to get himself together i crave that angst

mmmmmm imma do a small section of what id write for this just to keep u on ur toes owo this is un edited btw 

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Pairing: Implied!Poly!Bts x M!Reader | Badboy Au

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All that could be heard echoing off the walls of the derelict street were footsteps. Fast ones; coming from multiple people. 

A group of seven chased one. Cat and dogs. Cops and robber.

The male running out front whipped his head back to see if the men who chased him were still on his tail “Please!” He cried out, fumbling in his jacket pocket for the knife he carried, “Leave me alone! I’ve done nothing wrong!” They were.

“Y/n, you need to stop!” A deep voice called out through pants, their words bouncing off the streetlights, “We’re not here to hurt you!”

“You are!” Came Y/ns response, butterfly knife now clutched in his clammy palms. His mind was racing, imagery flashed across his vision and the strings on his fingers confused him. Who were these men who were chasing him? What did they want from him? 

How did he even get into this situation?

“Y/n stop!” Called out a different voice, a soft urgency evident in his tone. The group watched as the male they chased turned into an alleyway, one they knew was a dead end. They weren’t too far behind; so when they turned into the alleyway, Y/n was already at the end panicking. They could see the gears turning in his head, trying to find a way out- an escape route- from the alley he was stuck in.

Y/n stopped looking around himself at the walls the bore no ledges or fire escapes to the group in front of him, his back now against the wall and his butterfly knife pointed directly at them “Who are you?!” He could feel the tears of fear beginning to well in the corner of his eyes, they wouldn’t fall. He wouldn’t let them.

“Y/n it’s us,” The tallest spoke up, “You remember us right?”

“No!” Came Y/ns cry, “I don’t trust you! Who are you?!”

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im also also NOT NOT saying there may have been a moment of escalted sexual tension b/w roomie and y/n about how messy his art space is and mayhaps they had some angry turned to comfort sex afterwards, but idk tea,,,,roomie can give y/n 1 look for .3 seconds and y/n is "so how did you want your coffee again???" "make that a glass of wine"

Wjsjdjdjfj omfg- imagine. The sheer level of sexual tension that randomly occurs at any given moment-

Comfort sex, angry sex especially.

O H could u imagine. Bts coming over n there’s like leftover sexual tension or just sex in the air n bts r like: *Shocked pikachu face*

Y/ns just like: 😏🤷

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panther y/n @ pupper/mayhaps wolf namjoon, a little angy, v determined n persistent: "i wanna hear the awoo. do it again. pls. awoo, namnam,,,pws. aWOoOOo?!?!?" tiger yoongi is tired of y/ns shit like cmon,,,defend ur scary cat title ,,,,,

omfg just imagine,,, at random times of the day,,, y/n just lettin out lil “ᵃʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ”s tryna trigger smth in joonies brain to make him awoo,,,

Yooni isnt impressed by anymeans but thinks its hella cute jus hearin a lil “ᵃʷᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ” from down the hallway,,, i mean everyone else does as well but u know,,,

cats gotta stick together,,, also,,, imagine y/n tryna make yoongo chuff,, like,,, he keeps doin it and randomly,, one day,,, yoongo chuffs back n y/ns all ooooooooooooo :000000000

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bad boy sugar bby y/n

n then he sends this meme to his mommy/daddies and suddenly there like,,, another 300 into his account with the description,,, go buy yourself something pretty.

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dom yoongi? dom yoongi. mayb hybrid?? up 2 u uwu anyways w y/n and its ⛈ rain storm w lightning n the 2 of them are just going at it back n forth arguing over something stupid until yoongi brings his hand to y/ns neck n backs him against the wall n y/n sighs n goes "hurt me" but it comes out all subby and yoongi is like òwó "do you think you deserve it?" and uuuhhh idk where im going w this im just here to provide hcs / ideas n ur suppose to flesh it out úwù

Honestly nonny,,, ir ea d some of these n my brain just: empty-

I,,,, live for dom bts o n  god!

Okay so,, watch them be arguin abt like,, who had the last cookie or who evers turn it is to do the dishes n like,,, it esculates like u said n y/n just wants angerey seccy tiems but his inner sub comes out instantly n anything he says to agrivate yoono comes out bratty and always leads to their lovely lil dom sub seccy times,,

donmind y/nnie,, theres always other times for that good raw uwu

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also dw im going to bring in some festa y/n shenagainss just wait im taking notes rn amd watching/reading the subtitles my eyes can only do so much,,,just know y/n is in the background trying to not get captured by the cameras as he helps out while bts keep calling him over "happy birthday y/n!!!" "this isnt about me!! namjoon pls,,,ill cut the veggies,,,,who approved of this,,,"

Sndbdncndn I actually haven’t watched the festa yet so I rlly need to go an do that bc I got minor clues as to what happens and I love it-

Y/n. He’s messy. But. He doesn’t like to watch bts be messy on camera. Yes he does.

The camera crew r so used to it to the point they don’t even care and it’s actually hilarious

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roomie sometimes likes to stir the pot,,dip his toes into the mix,,i like to think that him + y/n mainly talk french or english to each other (roomie being a fellow international kid), roomie knows some korean but not a lot HOWEVER thru the years he got used to y/n calling him hyung so he thinks "this word belongs to me and me only" so when bts is around hes like "im sorry but hes talking about ME, isnt that right y/n? Im your HYUNG"

SNDJDJcould u imagine the calamity that occurs when they’re all together? Just

Y/n: hyung?

Bts: ye-

Roomie: YES? WHAT DO U NEED. I AM HYUNG

messy. I respect it I rlly do sjdhhfhfj

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im not saying that there was a high chance that one point y/n and his roomie had a fwb thing at one point but im also not denying it 👀 roomie studied architecture and interior design, dark academia aesthetic, and likes dark choco. he was standoffish w y/n at first back in their uni days mainly bc y/n would never leave his room, looked a little scary esp wearing shades all the time, back after seeing y/n making a coffee milkshake at 2 am and drinking it straight from the blender, :) friends

For some ungodly reason. Fwb is one of my fave plotlines to exist and I will take any and every bit of it I can get uwu

Y/n is messy. And roomie is also messy af. It’s a Mutual vibe that they bond over-

Also. Roomie. Bein major into havin a clean space n almost screams when he sees y/ns room. Bet

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most assume the hybrid y/n is the most defensive/protective of all hybrids but no, its all of bts like y/n might growl + snarl at anyone but in the background the rest are giving the evil eye. minnie and koo may be prey types but they're the scariest over their baby boy

i fully support,,, possessive bts,, over their baby boy,,, and,,, yes uwu

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sub bts??? may i present for your consideration,,, service top bts with pwr bttm y/n?? best of both worlds??? im just sayin 👉👈

consideration: complete. Opinion? agreed.

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its 1:55 am and im cackling bc i strongly believe tiger yoongi prolly be the last person y/n gets intimate with so on the outside yoongo is like "no big deal :/" but when the time comes on the inside hes "OOOOH!! THATS MY SHIT RIGHT THERE! GIVE ME THE TICKET!!!" and afterwards just two big meows purring and chuffing and yoonie being all over y/n. every1 else is pouting bc they want to play with soft subby y/n too but yoongi is growly like,,, let him have his m o m e n t !

okay,,,i relate,,, ive spent the past 3 days having crackhead hours at like 2am,,, so,,,

i fully stan,,, protective yoongi,,, once he gets comfy,, with he random chuffs of acknowledgment n comfort n love n i uwuwuwuwuwu

also,,, give me cuddle puddle with yoongo or death. thank u

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pt 2: he gets out and everyone is floored, bts, the sales associate, the customers, the cash register itself. whatever he wants, he gets! but hes so shy to ask for anything, theyre getting snacks and all he say is "...c-coffee?" úwù they get home and he immediately goes to his room (upgrade from sleeping near the radiator) and on his bed is a little shopping bag with pretty panties in it and hes !!! so hes new options for sleeping is either naked or silk lace òwó

i forgot to include this in pt 1 but hybrid y/n starting to whine whenever he gets left alone in the store for even 30 secs and whoever comes back to him he immediately starts purring against their neck and being super affectionate bc theyre so nice to him he thinks theyll leave him for good in such a big place :( will even let them touch and pet him and scratch behind his ears, hell feel so subby he starts wrapping his tail around his own thigh to keep it together and everyone + bts is just 😚

I- nonny- this is such a treat. Like what did I do to deserve this? OwO I fully expect bts to be hella soft for this man and nothing else uwuwuwuwuwuwu they only wanna protect him and love him. And they do their best to look after him in public spaces bc they know how he can get and I’m 🥺🥺🥺

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holy trinity time w goth yoongi emo jungkook and punk y/n is the defintion of "im a bad boy doing good things" ; the catch is jk is usually under the anarchy influence by ceo jin and yoonie is usually just trying to make sure y/n doesnt yeet himself into a lake bc "i saw a koi fish and went "thats my friend" "y/nie,,,,,,i dont care how hardcore you are,,,,pneumonia will beat your ass after me" "mayne thats what i want 😏" everyone: "yOU BETTER S T OOOPPPP"

Okay,,, first of all. Y/n. Me too. Yoongi can beat my ass uwu

Seconds of all’s——- YES. PLS GIVE ME THIS HOLY TR I N I T Y. I can just imagine all of them walk-in down the street n ppl r hella intimidation and they’re all just

Jk: how many marshmallows do u think a 5 gallon tank holds?

Yoons: ??? What. Why??

Y/n: it’s for— science? Yeah science

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you have to deal w me now uwu tae and y/n being all artsy together tae takes pictures of him and y/n does sketches/paintings :) and dressing each other up :)) but tae is always squints @ y/n "why havent you opened a gallery?" and y/n sips his green tea w lemon "why makes you think i dont? i mean, your name is taehyung but your stage name is V, maybe i have an alias too" ":O tell me" "lol say yeontan loves me more and maybe i will" "...why cant you make me do smth easier like a blow job"

okay hi yes,, art student here so lemme crack one abt art c u lt u re!

i legit can just imagine them both looking like the stereotypical rich international students no matter where they go bc it was like, taes day to pick their fits. n then on other days its a slightly more edgier look bc it was y/ns turn uwu

I fully can just,,, imagine y/n having works in a few galleries across the world and y/ns like,, and? what abt it?

also imagine,,,, y/n working on a piece and tae sneakin his way up to give y/n a blowjob n he fuckin nuts on the canvas somehow n gets the biggest vout of inspiration jsahfkjdsh

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its been a mf minute but celestial y/n and sunny hobi having immense sexual tension bc i feel hobi is literally the bri gh test and y/n just goes °×° "it goes dark when i say it does" and boom, lights out and hes glowing in the pale moonlight and all "oh? well it gets warm whenever i want" and the temperature rises and listen dont blame them for gloabl warming eye--

It’s been a h o t (HA Grt it?) Moment since celestial but my g,,, I will never. Every forget it bc my god I love it so much.

Aight but imagine those two just bantering n lowkey flirting thru sexual tension n it’s just getting lowkey steami. N the more That Happens the warmer it gets n like. Y/ns like ??? Hobi??? Make it stop?? Too warm??

N hes like yeahhhh,,, uhhhh can’t help that one. When I get up so does the temp

N y/ns all just (・・?) o h