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Valteil's lore is fucking hilarious
#fear and hunger#funger#fear and hunger fanart#fear and hunger uteri#fear and hunger uterus#fear and hunger valteil#f&h
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Loving how there is always an utena reference hiding in there.
#secondary characters making the secondary characters arc from uteri reference#rgu#g witch#gundam#the witch from mercury#mobile suit gundam#gwitch#gundam the witch from mercury#gundam witch from mercury#gundam spoilers
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...Lol.
You guys will never guess what I'm doing.
@kittenintheden @wilteddreamsofbaldursgate
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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medic did all of the tf2 casts top surgeries for free & thats when he slipped in the baboon uteri
#im not actually sure medic put baboon uteri in his team but we’re rolling w it#the entire cast wakes up with like 3 extra incision markings n theyre like Huh…#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 medic
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Does anyone know... r there any menstrual tracking apps that don't have a lib pro-hypersexual "feminist" slant....... i am using Clue so far and idk it's not a huge deal but if I'm in a bad mood I don't wanna see any stupid stuff the paywalling and pro version begging are annoying too
I like having a visual calendar + cycle diagram, rough predictions, and compiled stats (avg cycle length and deviation), that's all really... fertility-related functions would be cool for when I get married. But it just makes me so so frustrated when reproductive health resources assume I'm sexually active + on contraceptives just because I'm an adult woman :/ instant seethe if u tell me unprompted to get checked for STDs or even bring up contraception.
#i am such a huge contraceptive hater its not even like “oh i gotta follow religious rules sigh” it just triggers me. donot mention them...#i have tolerated this app but it randomly had a pop-up saying “add your contraceptive method to track it ^_^” so im mad now. it must die#i also hate resources which slander uteri/ovaries/pregnancy and act like the female body is a negative thing#this one has been ok in that regard but some stuff out there is literally so disrespectful it's disgusting#btw i put “feminist” in quotes cause it's the mainstream conception of feminism but i think it's actually very bad for women#anyway women pls tell me how you track your cycles#my posts
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if we get a group hysterectomy will they hypothetically charge us less
#crunchyposts#what does this post mean?????? idk#but i know a few people who dont want uteri irl and online#get that shit out of me i truly dont want to give birth#so fucked up now that i realize i just expected mytself to give birth as a kid. now i think about it and i feel dread#i dont need this uterus for so many reasons get it out#we should have like a gathering. where we get them taken out together. and then party
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The weird thing about the "well trans men have it easier than trans women because if you completely pass and go stealth and are gender conforming then you only experience horrific discrimination in medical care!" Is that, like
You know trans women pass too, right
Like that statement is gender neutral
If any trans person, regardless of assigned gender, passes, then they are safer than any non-passing or visibly gnc person
It's like these people think trans women are doomed to never ever be able to ever pass. And it's like. Do you guys... actually talk? To other trans people? Are you part of a trans community? Like, not just reblogging or retweeting stuff, but a community where you know people's names and speak to them and they know your name and speak to you? Cause it seems like you have never spoken to another trans person before.
#ITS SO WEIRD. ITS SO WEIRD SEEING THE CONTRAST FOR ME IRL VS ONLINE.#luckily i live in a place thats overall really trans friendly to ppl#and my trans communities are accepting and not weirdly transphobic towards any group in particular#so its just weird. to go from irl or my discord conmunities where we are all allies and just chill with eachother#to tumblr where there are even other trans people that are like “actually only trans ppl who were amab are oppressed”#(thereby leaving out ppl who were afab and completely overlooking the experience of anyone intersex)#also. dont get me wrong. pre/non-op trans fems get discriminated etc in healthcare too#but like. its REALLY REALLY REALLY bad for people with vaginas (whether neo or born)#and really really really bad for anyone with a uterus#like. if you can get pregnant. you can get raped and forced to carry the baby to term and the entire time be in extreme medical danger for#being a gnc pregnant person.#like trans ppl with uteri are in more danger than cis women or trans fems when it comes to reproductive healthcare.
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Pain is putting some things in perspective for me on how my uhhhhhh perception there of is
Right now I am waiting for the painkiller to hit again after waking up too early bc taking anything other than a shallow breath is Owy Owy Owy My Incisions/ofc my entire stomach area feels deeply bruised and strained
This hurts less than the pain from the offending organ which I rated mmm a 4 or 5 or so variously my criteria being “could do literally nothing without having to work around it” (Emily how bad is like midtier pain? Oh you know. You can’t do anything except stumble back and forth between bed and a very hot shower I think). But the top of the scale is still an objectively less dangerous and obtrusive event/procedure this being “break tailbone on way to appointment, fall on it again more than once, get there and they go to remove ur IUD but it is crooked and partially embedded. they’re taking it out Anyway :) :) :)”
#that one remains Peak of Hell.#on the bright side sometimes it is your path to learning you have TWO uteri !!!!!
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everyone say thank you to trans guys for putting the 'men' in menstruation.
#.txt#I KNOW NOT ALL TRANS GUYS HAVE UTERUSES. UTERI? IM GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU MISINTERPRET MY SILLY JOKE POST.#captain's log i have been bleeding for several days now. i do not think i am to survive the winter
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Eve I swear to god all ou had to do is not eat that damn apple but you just had to listen to a damn serpent now I'm gonna go cry and rip out my uteris and give it to @sashathegirliepop because Fuck periods I don't want to give birth anyways
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Yo
So Bethy has to get an ultrasound. She also has ovarian cysts and has even larger ones than me. 7 cm in the right ovary in length apparently. And her primary doctor wanted her to get an ultrasound to update her chart since her last was over a year ago. She's also got to have updated shit to get some kind of meds.
Anyway, they got the whole details on her MyChart about what it's for and what to expect since she's a minor. Mom and Bethy were aware of the full details. Drink lots of water beforehand so she has a full bladder, the usual. Bethy had to prepare herself all week to get up the courage to go.
Bethy got there and the lady who was supposed to do it wasn't available, so some guy was in her place. And he tried to force Bethy into a trans-vaginal completely different from the one she was scheduled to have. And Bethy exercised her rights and said no. And she called mom right then so mom could back her up.
You don't spring shit like on a teen girl, or anyone really.
Also, I'm just saying it's hella sus how I went for an ultrasound there a few months ago and had to sign a whole paper giving them consent for a trans-vaginal, even though I'm 27, only to go back and find that the lady who was going to do it, decided to do the easier one because, 'Your chart says you just got your first ever pap smear and you're a virgin. Medicine shouldn't be traumatizing if we can avoid it, so we won't be doing that today and you probably wouldn't handle it well.'
Neither Bethy or Dave(who had to take her to the doctor) had to sign a paper giving permission for a trans-vaginal ultrasound. This was just some random decision?
And the dude's reaction has made Bethy feel bad for not being comfortable or ready for it.
She has terrible anxiety about things like this and was already sick with worry. And now she's wondering if she overreacted.
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Wow, I'm tapering off my antidepressant and I'm feeling great! Fantastic, even!
I feel creative, put together, and want to actually do stuff instead of just thinking about doing stuff!
Uterus: Why no baby? WHY NO BABY?
Huh?
Uterus: DISHONOR!
Uterus: DISHONOR ON YOUR JELLY BRAIN! DEPRESSION! DEPRESSION FOR A MILLION YEARS!
#depression#effexor#tapering#snri#period#pms#uterus are evil#uteri?#what is the plural of the demon womb within me that is cramping like it just tried to race in the olympics without stretching?
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Me: ah man, it's been a long and tiring week, I'm so glad it's the weekend so I can sleep i-
My period, at 7:25 AM: WAKE UP, BITCH!!
#fun fact about having two uteri. periods are 2x as bad in every way you could imagine. i'm in hell.
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Woke up this morning with the absolute certainty I should stay in bed all drowsy-like while a lover sweetly rubbed lotion onto my dry skin, and then maybe have a late brunch before having a nap and a cuddle.
Instead I had to leave my bed, work a kinda long day, and deal with cramps. And if I want lotion, I'm gonna have to do it myself, and it will make me itch because it will irritate my mosquito bites.
#i'm calling bullshit on the whole day#uteri are overrated (mine in particular)#don't even wanna read because all my energy is going to making me hurt for no reason at all
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today i learned that part of the reason that doctors wait until women are around 30 to allow sterilization is because until then the body may just HEAL the severed fallopian tubes
#uteri are cursed actually#''your body REALLY wants you to reproduce'' bro#anyway i actually found a doctor who is willing to do it when i turn 28 which is a miracle in this country
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