#utery
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lycheenka · 5 months ago
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Valteil's lore is fucking hilarious
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agathathetransmechapilot · 2 years ago
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Loving how there is always an utena reference hiding in there.
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vixstarria · 9 months ago
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...Lol.
You guys will never guess what I'm doing.
@kittenintheden @wilteddreamsofbaldursgate
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fisheito · 4 months ago
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
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oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
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. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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paeoniaanomala · 11 months ago
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medic did all of the tf2 casts top surgeries for free & thats when he slipped in the baboon uteri
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arugulaeater · 5 months ago
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Does anyone know... r there any menstrual tracking apps that don't have a lib pro-hypersexual "feminist" slant....... i am using Clue so far and idk it's not a huge deal but if I'm in a bad mood I don't wanna see any stupid stuff the paywalling and pro version begging are annoying too
I like having a visual calendar + cycle diagram, rough predictions, and compiled stats (avg cycle length and deviation), that's all really... fertility-related functions would be cool for when I get married. But it just makes me so so frustrated when reproductive health resources assume I'm sexually active + on contraceptives just because I'm an adult woman :/ instant seethe if u tell me unprompted to get checked for STDs or even bring up contraception.
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crunchycrystals · 5 months ago
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if we get a group hysterectomy will they hypothetically charge us less
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rebellum · 1 year ago
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The weird thing about the "well trans men have it easier than trans women because if you completely pass and go stealth and are gender conforming then you only experience horrific discrimination in medical care!" Is that, like
You know trans women pass too, right
Like that statement is gender neutral
If any trans person, regardless of assigned gender, passes, then they are safer than any non-passing or visibly gnc person
It's like these people think trans women are doomed to never ever be able to ever pass. And it's like. Do you guys... actually talk? To other trans people? Are you part of a trans community? Like, not just reblogging or retweeting stuff, but a community where you know people's names and speak to them and they know your name and speak to you? Cause it seems like you have never spoken to another trans person before.
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eudaemaniacal · 9 months ago
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Pain is putting some things in perspective for me on how my uhhhhhh perception there of is
Right now I am waiting for the painkiller to hit again after waking up too early bc taking anything other than a shallow breath is Owy Owy Owy My Incisions/ofc my entire stomach area feels deeply bruised and strained
This hurts less than the pain from the offending organ which I rated mmm a 4 or 5 or so variously my criteria being “could do literally nothing without having to work around it” (Emily how bad is like midtier pain? Oh you know. You can’t do anything except stumble back and forth between bed and a very hot shower I think). But the top of the scale is still an objectively less dangerous and obtrusive event/procedure this being “break tailbone on way to appointment, fall on it again more than once, get there and they go to remove ur IUD but it is crooked and partially embedded. they’re taking it out Anyway :) :) :)”
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its-chips-main · 3 months ago
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everyone say thank you to trans guys for putting the 'men' in menstruation.
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mygay-is-genderfluid · 5 months ago
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Eve I swear to god all ou had to do is not eat that damn apple but you just had to listen to a damn serpent now I'm gonna go cry and rip out my uteris and give it to @sashathegirliepop because Fuck periods I don't want to give birth anyways
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Yo
So Bethy has to get an ultrasound. She also has ovarian cysts and has even larger ones than me. 7 cm in the right ovary in length apparently. And her primary doctor wanted her to get an ultrasound to update her chart since her last was over a year ago. She's also got to have updated shit to get some kind of meds.
Anyway, they got the whole details on her MyChart about what it's for and what to expect since she's a minor. Mom and Bethy were aware of the full details. Drink lots of water beforehand so she has a full bladder, the usual. Bethy had to prepare herself all week to get up the courage to go.
Bethy got there and the lady who was supposed to do it wasn't available, so some guy was in her place. And he tried to force Bethy into a trans-vaginal completely different from the one she was scheduled to have. And Bethy exercised her rights and said no. And she called mom right then so mom could back her up.
You don't spring shit like on a teen girl, or anyone really.
Also, I'm just saying it's hella sus how I went for an ultrasound there a few months ago and had to sign a whole paper giving them consent for a trans-vaginal, even though I'm 27, only to go back and find that the lady who was going to do it, decided to do the easier one because, 'Your chart says you just got your first ever pap smear and you're a virgin. Medicine shouldn't be traumatizing if we can avoid it, so we won't be doing that today and you probably wouldn't handle it well.'
Neither Bethy or Dave(who had to take her to the doctor) had to sign a paper giving permission for a trans-vaginal ultrasound. This was just some random decision?
And the dude's reaction has made Bethy feel bad for not being comfortable or ready for it.
She has terrible anxiety about things like this and was already sick with worry. And now she's wondering if she overreacted.
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tinyowlthoughts · 4 months ago
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Wow, I'm tapering off my antidepressant and I'm feeling great! Fantastic, even!
I feel creative, put together, and want to actually do stuff instead of just thinking about doing stuff!
Uterus: Why no baby? WHY NO BABY?
Huh?
Uterus: DISHONOR!
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Uterus: DISHONOR ON YOUR JELLY BRAIN! DEPRESSION! DEPRESSION FOR A MILLION YEARS!
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practically-an-x-man · 6 months ago
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Me: ah man, it's been a long and tiring week, I'm so glad it's the weekend so I can sleep i-
My period, at 7:25 AM: WAKE UP, BITCH!!
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ineffable-rohese · 7 months ago
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Woke up this morning with the absolute certainty I should stay in bed all drowsy-like while a lover sweetly rubbed lotion onto my dry skin, and then maybe have a late brunch before having a nap and a cuddle.
Instead I had to leave my bed, work a kinda long day, and deal with cramps. And if I want lotion, I'm gonna have to do it myself, and it will make me itch because it will irritate my mosquito bites.
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holocrone · 7 months ago
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today i learned that part of the reason that doctors wait until women are around 30 to allow sterilization is because until then the body may just HEAL the severed fallopian tubes
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