#usopps me forreal forreal

[sanjifucker42069]

okay girl the memory loss mini arc is so funny...like...they are literally all "I'm the most normal person on this ship" when....none of them are

[trinityalps]

Opl ep3

3 CHEERS FOR BABY USOPP

He said 'i am going to start problems on purpose' and the adults all said 'we cannot be bothered to intervene'

grown man sees an immature teenager 'you're wasting your life its pathetic' he continues on as though that was helpful or ok. I need to protect this child.

.... thats unique ...

also zoro what were you peeing in.

i like that usopp starts with a little bit of shipwright skills but also what will that do to his future arcs if we get that far.

Also im not sure how i feel about Luffy being the one to say a ship is part of the crew

I like the changes to the kaya interaction and i like the weird blue tea she drinks .... oh no the tea is poison my bad. Id die fast it the op world

i feel like they could have done ussops nose considering all the other things theyve done in costuming.

the cinematography is good. this is such a labour of love.

'but arlong Baaaaabieeeee'

nami is a lesbian.

theres something about the costuming choice of having kayas hair be obviously bleached that i love.

i feel like i need to rewatch and record all the sets. usopp is playing with a jar of corn kernals. there are several butternut squashes.

luffy drinks the poison hes just like me forreal

why is koby here

[askmonsterpiece]

So, fun fact! My first one piece askblog was actually called asksanjithechef, and it was a canon au where he still enjoyed crossdressing even after joining back up with his crew. I lost the email I created for it unable to re-login and eventually the blog was deleted by staff due to inactivity. (Which means I have the url again just sitting here untouched....)

Anyways, I have a lot of old art from it still saved on my flash drive, and I wanted to redraw this one just to kind of see where I’m at now. Which is like night and day!

Thank you all so much for sticking around!!! (/ u w u) / I’ll try to get asks and art done on the weekends when I can as I can’t be active everyday due to work.

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⤺ All in a Name⤻

Some nicknames that One Piece Men find to be terms of endearment, much to your dismay ❤

also interpret some of these...however you may ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ace: Hot Pocket

His favorite and most delicious go-to snack that he could have 17 times a day every day and never get tired of because he loves them so so much. He doesn’t discriminate on any of the flavors nor does he care how long its been in the freezer aka doesnt care if it's freezer burnt to oblivion when he has to reach super far back in his secret stash and when he accidentally overcooks one in the microwave, it still tastes just as good – having a super hot, goopy mess makes it all the better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Corazon: Y/N, Y/N, bo-banie, Bonana-fanna fo-fanie, Fee fi mo-manie ~ Y/N!

He loves cute names and he loves passcodes so it kinda works in tandem. Yes, he sings the whole song, depending on how much of it you allow him to finish

Crocodile: Alligator

You deadass came up with this yourself and he’s never used it once. I mean, yeah, he still sees you later, but never will you be able to make this man say this, or ever call you a gator.

Franky: Jane

‘It’s just like that one Jim Carrey movie if you think about it!’ Everything is like a Jim Carrey movie to him. And if you were his partner-in-crime, your name – personality notwithstanding – is automatically Jane…..like in that one Jim Carrey movie.

Katakuri: Lofthouse Cookie

It’s a highly controversial topic for the both of you. He claims that they do indeed taste good, you say they are the abomination of the dessert world – if you could even really call it food. I dunno, that’s between yall. But the sentiment is there lol

Kid: Socket Wrench

Very handy and capable of doing many jobs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Killer: Ravioli-Ravioli-Give-Me-the-Formuoli

It doesn’t get much better than pasta nor does it matter what kind. But ravioli is stuffed with good stuff and is more filling, as are you to him.

Kuzan: Bazoongas

‘Why? What’s wrong with that? Everybody loves bazoongas. I love bazoongas. I love you. Bazoongas.’

Law:  Dihydroxyphenyl

Because he’s not very forthcoming with his feelings, he likes to make you figure it out. Will vacillate between cholecalciferol and the other obnoxiously named chemical compounds that compose Omega-3 Fatty Acids. They’re all good for the heart, and even though he may not outright say it in layman’s terms, that’s what he means. ‘Cholecalciferol-ya, I need another dose.’ ‘I could use some of my Eicosapentaenoic acid-ya right about now.’

Luffy: Number 9

Cause a Number 9 on any menu never disappoints and will always make him happy, regardless of what life brings. Even if y'all somehow end up in a fancy schmancy restaurant, the 9th item on the menu is the go-to though most of the time he doesn’t even count lmao

Marco: Berdst Friend

Totally just a cute punny name, absolutely not what it actually references

Mihawk: Jalapeño Popper

You’re very spicy and what’s better than you to complement a glass of wine?? Can you guys tell that I don’t drink or smoke pffft

Sanji: Egg

They are supposedly aphrodisiacs and like, people eat them in everything. You have the same effect on him, so there’s no better nickname that’s more fitting ♡ according to him

Smoker: Marlboro Lights 100s

His first love before cigars. Will always hold a special spot in his heart. But forreal tho – why do people by these up?? Really don’t miss those days having to sell’em lmao

Usopp: Hacky Sack

Hacky sacks would make perfect ammunition for his slingshots, but he could never because he couldn’t bear to cast something so personable and cozy like that away – even against an enemy maybe – and that’s the same regard he has for you.

X Drake: Sarah, Plain and Tall

Not so much a nickname rather than something he has to mutter under his breath to keep it together. Just..try not to flash any more skin than you already are and everything should be gravy.

Zoro: Swiss Army Knife

He doesn’t really call things cute or adorable, but you know what he means when he calls you his little Swiss Army Knife cause they’re super cute and have so much going on, but you would never know it at first glance..unless..you know…show all your goods and what you can do by bearing it all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[nico-robin-official]

Straw Hat backstories ranked by tragedy:

Luffy (a): 3/10 - honestly, not THAT bad. Luffy is broadly shielded from direct consequences of his actions, and the loss of Shanks’ arm didn’t really seem to have much effect - he still became a goddamn Yonko a few years down the line.

Zoro: 4/10 - a bit better, actual character death, and directly motivating Zoro to this day, but it’s (imo) waylaid by the “she fell down some stairs” explanation for Kuina’s death, which instantly sends me into “wild conspiracy theorist” mode and distracts from the emotional impact

Usopp: 4/10 - undoubtedly tragic, but in a very mundane and almost frustrating way. Like, seriously, NOBODY took this kid in after his mother died? No one acknowledged the blatantly obvious coping mechanism? Not a soul?

Sanji (a): 8/10 - JESUS CHRIST. The gradual loss of hope, the absolute lack of restraint in portraying how bad Sanji would look after starving for that long, ZEFF’S LEG..... what the actual fuck Oda, forreal.

Nami: 7/10 - point down from Sanji’s due to being less horrifically visceral, but still, YIKES. Not only in what happens during the backstory, but the fact that the “tragic backstory” essentially just KEEPS GOING until the current events, that Nami is STILL dealing with That up to present day... Man, fuck Arlong.

Chopper: 6/10 - the fact that his life was rough from the start adds points, but once he found Hililuk.... Hiriluk? Hiriruk? Hiliruk? Crazy Doctor Dude, things kinda settle. While Chopper was TECHNICALLY responsible for CDD’s death, it didn’t make too big a difference overall, and he found safe haven with Kureha not long after, so that’s nice. He obviously still had hang-ups by the time the Straw Hats got there, it wasn’t really an ongoing situation.

Franky: 6/10 - starts rough, directly and significantly responsible for shit going bad later on, but did later move on to his own business, what with the Franky Family and all. Also, undermined by the inherent hilarity and wtf-factor of Franky’s existence

Robin: 9/10 - NOW I MIGHT BE BIASED, BUT CONSIDER: Horrible from the start, bullied by kids and worked like a slave by her family, finally starts making some friends and then loses everything, and perhaps worst of all, is forced into continuously horrible situations for the next TWENTY YEARS. Robin’s Tragic Backstory lasted for MOST OF MY OWN LIFETIME. That is dark.

Brook: 8/10 - LOST his found family, AND trapped on a boat with their corpses for the better part of 50 years. Yiiiiikes. Bonus points for Binks’ Sake of sadness.

Luffy (b): 4/10 - a bit rougher, since it includes actual character death... from Luffy’s perspective, at the time at least. Honestly, it’s more Sabo’s tragic backstory, but unless he wants to join the Straw Hats, that’s none of this post’s business 

Jimbei.... Jinbei? Jimmbles. : 2/10 - his early life isn’t THAT bad, and it loses points bc it’s not really fixated on HIM. Jimbo’s tragic backstory is also Fisher Tiger’s tragic backstory, and Arlong’s tragic backstory, and Koala’s tragic backstory, and Kizaru’s... okay, there’s nothing tragic about Kizaru’s role, but he is THERE for some reason. This is why you aren’t allowed to stick with the crew Jim Bean, you just haven’t suffered enough.

Sanji (b): 6/10 - as if this kid hadn’t been through enough..... criminy, bad dad, dying/dead mom, bullying older brothers, Man in the Iron Mask’d at a young age... only saving graces are that he was still being fed decently while Mask’d, and that his dad was willing to just. let him leave. So, the Not As Big A Jerk As You Could’ve Been medal goes to Judge Vinsmoke, I guess.

...bettin on a Zoro (b) sometime, but maybe not.