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[luxieloo]

what is regretevator abt ive alwaus been curiouse...

AHHHH!!! (guy who is heavily hyperfixated on it) THANK U FOR ASKING

SO the like. NORMALPILLED version of "what is regretevator" is. it's a game hosted on roblox where you are in a reality-bending elevator hellscape that brings you to infinite randomized "floors" which vary from obbies, collectathons, stores, etc... and there are npcs you can find within said floors, some of which join you on the elevator, that are interconnected in really fun ways!

the autistic version is guhh silly elevator game. they have lesbians and gay divorced men and an angry ass alien cat named gnarpy. and you should play it. with me

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Maybe this time your love isn't enough to save me

I'm tired of pretending I've got strength enough to face me

When burning bridges don't bring me to the light

I'm thinking it's time I gave into the night

The rain falls light on the window pane

And oh this feeling coursing through my veins

It's death, it's life, it's the reason and the rhyme

Maybe it's not good but it can't stop on a dime

Maybe this time your love isn't enough to save me

I'm tired of pretending I've got strength enough to face me

When burning bridges don't bring me to the light

I'm thinking it's time I gave into the night

I wish you were here to make it feel okay

I know you could turn my dark night into day

But you're far away now and I'm left here alone

Nothing to do now but sit my cursed throne

Maybe this time your love isn't enough to save me

I'm tired of pretending I've got strength enough to save me

When burning bridges don't bring me to the light

I'm thinking it's time I gave into the night

Bury me in black or bury me in white

Gild my body gold and tuck me out of sight

Out of sight, out of mind, ain't that what they say?

Leave me here and let my memory fade away

Maybe this time your love isn't enough to save me

I'm tired of pretending I've got strength enough to save me

When burning bridges don't bring me to the light

I'm thinking it's time I gave into the night

Maybe this time I'll give into the night

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please do these hcs for kenma atsumu kuroo and kags! okay so how would they react to their s/o who NEVER curses, actually curses in front of them bc they accidentally burned themselves while cooking!

| riza: WAIT OMF THIS IS SO CUTE EYE )):

KENMA —

he finds it super endearing that u never EVER swear like ?? so precious!!!! (the nekoma team does a good job expressing that for him tho)

so then one day u came over and u offered to cook for kenma

he felt embarrassed that u wanted to do that for him like ?? okay u do u

it smelled great but he was honestly too busy gamin just a little and waiting for u

then he goes and gets something to drink and then

u burned urself

“ow- fuck!”

kenma spat his damn water and made a WHOLE ass mess on his counter bc like

WTF U SWORE????????? WHAT WAS THE REASON!!!!!

u come runnin over all panicked like KENMA ARE U OKAy as if u didnt just swear when hes Right There

his next mission was to find out who said fuck in ur presence and kill them (not really but ya kno,, give em an ear full of yelling)

ATSUMU —

when it dawned on him that u literally have never said a bad word

not even damn

somethin fuckin Turned on him like woah,, i have a partner who never swore ? HOW INNOCENT

well this one time he asked u to assist him in cookin dinner, u were assigned to keep stirrin the pot

unfortunately

and somehow

ur skin touched the hot ass pot

and ur pretty innocent lips said

“shit!”

atsumu nearly dropped his shit to the ground and he comes RUSHIN to u to check if ur aight

i feel like atsumu the typa bitch to be like “what a dirty mouth u have”

and none of yall can tell me im wrong

TETSURŌ —

i have this gut feeling where tetsu had at least ONCE tried to make u swear and not once did he ever succeed

“man give it up, theyre as pure as an angel”

actual morisuke quote

takin his damn quote to heart, tetsu literally gives up trying to get u to swear for him

at his apartment (he invited u for the night bc its friday no school tmr baybee) he told u that u can cook some noodles if u wanted

so u cooked some and u boiled the hot water and everythin

u kinda nudged it a lil wit ur arm on accident and that shit Hurted like it made u yell somethin so vulgar

which was goddammit i know its so Vulgar

tetsurō heard that shit from the living room and he comes running in lookin like this ÒoÓ

“DID U SWEAR”

“i did?”

“AAAAAAAAAA U JUST DID IM SO PROUD OF U”

why was he so proud? u dunno, u didnt think it was that much of a big deal that u swore

TOBIO —

tbh he knew u never swore lmao u talk to him in class and he Had never heard u swear like ag all

and he thinks its cute, a big contrast compared to him bc he regularly says ボケ！！

like u dont even say shit and thats so cute to him

u wanted ramen from the convenience store so yall went to get some and tobio offered his place for u to eat and make ur ramen

yall went down on this like weird “wait are u sure” “yes im sure” “ur parents wouldnt mind??” conversation and it lasted the entire walk from the store to his house so its basically too late to back tf out now

tobio helped u maneuver ur way around his kitchen and he helped u boil the water

so then comes the part where yall pour the water in yalls ramen cups and the hot water spilled a lil on ur hand

“ow- what the fuck-”

“woah u said fuck”

p sure u blushed a lil after that

tobio pretended he didnt hear it so that u have some of ur pride left in u

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"What's your favorite meme?

“I’m terribly sorry, USER:ANON, BingAI vers.82916B has stopped responding. ERR: Invalid question. Reboot?”

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Can you please do hcs of atsumu, sakusa, ushiwaka and osamu with a really small and timid s/o? they really dislike crowds or anything that makes them feel unsafe and one day, they accidentally let go of their hand and when they went to find them, they get hit on by men + fluffy ending pls I hope this wasn't too much >~

tbh i relate omg im super short and i hate crowds so much but the only exception is if im in disneyland or universal studios (fuck it im gonna write a scenario where u and a haikyuu bebe go to an amusement park) ;; otherwise i’ll end up crying :< and no no omg it wasnt too much at all!!! thank u so so much for this request

ATSUMU —

aware that ur timid and dont like crowded places so whenever he plans dates its usually in a place that doesnt have a lot of crowds and stuff so hes very much aware of that

but when the chances lands on a crowded place atsumu’s senses are just SHARP

he doesnt EVER let u out of his sight and he rarely lets go of ur hand

hes just scared of what would happen to u if ur not near him or if hes not holding u u know

then this one day,, just had to come around

u and atsumu basically got squished in the middle of the ever so busy tokyo and he accidentally let go of ur hand and the panic just

STRIKES HIM

and he didnt even hear u call for him so he doesnt have any fuckin idea of where u went so homie is swimming thru the sea of people and calling ur name and is extremely stressed

like oh my god my smol and shy and timid baby is lost where tf aRE U

he found u where u originally started and u were partially surrounded by boys who are obviously from harajuku LMAO

they were just towering over u and being very weird and atsumu fuckin sped walk to where u are and shoving people around to get to u

“JESUS i thought i fucking lost u i was panicking back there”

“hey back off we got them first”

“hey why dont u shut up and leave my partner alone?” he really has no shame knowing this bitch isnt even from tokyo

he apologizes profusely for even not holding ur hand tight enough and hes just extremely guilty :^(

OSAMU —

his calm nature kinda just reminds me that he probably doesnt like crowded places either

but he asked if u wanted to go to fuji-q with him and u said sure why not bc ya kno what would be the harm of it

osamu picked the worst date and it was partially crowded and now ur like “oh great”

the roller coasters were scaring u and theres a haunted house so that would be mf fun amirite

osamu promised that he would never let u go if yall went to the haunted house and u trust him so yall go 😐

there were a couple sets of people after u and it just so happened that this one couple screams every time somebody breathes like ??

this one jumpscare scared the shit out of them and they ran past u and osamu and ended up taking osamu with them along the way and u were left alone

it was dark and scary and u feel like u were going to die inside and osamu was panicking silently and quietly but really his mind was absolute chaos

even if its dark hes trying to find a way to find u by walking in the wrong direction of the entire house

u ended up ducking behind one of the counters in the house and u just sat there waiting for osamu while the panic just grows bigger and bigger in ur chest

eventually his eyes adjust to the dark and hes checking EVERYTHING and i mean every single corner of the whole thing and hes asking the staff for help

they did not find u but osamu heard tiny sniffles and he found u just )); head buried on ur forearm bc uve been stuck there for a while

“oh baby im so sorry-”

“osamu..” u hugged him so tightly and it broke his heart seeing u like that omg :^(

throughout the day he only ever kept u super close to him ): if he could say he developed some sort of paranoia bc of that, he would

WAKATOSHI —

he likes going outside and stuff !! especially the park he likes the park but he likes it even better when ur with him <33 ik super cheesy

so new years came along and he messaged u asking if u wanted to go to the temple with him for new blessings and good luck for the year

u kept in mind that there will be a ton of people there but it eases ur mind a little knowing wakatoshi is with u and u know he’ll just stick by u the entire day

yeah well slight inconvenience when he went to go get a little snack and this little charm thingies for u, he came back and u poofed!

he doesnt think much of it but he starts looking for u while holding the charms in his hand

when he does find u, ur expression was uncomfortable bc this dude was pushing himself onto u and he just

marches right up to him and yall know this a big bitch so he just glares at the guy tbh trash talking wakatoshi would never work

he’d apologize for not taking u with him and the second he hands u the charm thingies ur smile when u see it just warms his heart so much

he thinks ur the best lucky charm in his life <33

SAKUSA —

imma keep it real simple here

but u will never catch this bitch in a crowded place like ever

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hi author im jst resending my req!! cld i req 71,70,3 of ushi w drunk s/o from angst/fluff prompt? s/o coming home drunk and doubting ushi’s love for them due to his cold stance even tho they know he loves them w his whole heart but ends up rambling about stuff and running out the hse tht ushi had to go find them hcjsnsksks idk it was funnier in my head-

| riza: OOO this is honestly quite interesting 👀👀

#3. “PLEASE DON’T WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR.”

#70. “AFTER EVERYTHING WE’VE BEEN THROUGH, YOU STILL DON’T THINK THAT I LOVE YOU?”

#71. “YOU’VE BEEN DRINKING TONIGHT, HAVEN’T YOU?” — W. USHIJIMA

SYNOPSIS // insecurity tends to come out of your mouth whenever you were drunk, and they were mostly doubting wakatoshi’s love for you.

TYPE // one shot prompt, ushijima wakatoshi x gn!reader, kinda angst kinda fluff

wakatoshi was at home, reading a book in the living room as he waited for you to come home. you told him that a couple of your friends had invited you out for some drinks and karaoke, and as much as you wanted wakatoshi to go, he insisted that he’ll be okay waiting for you to get home.

he started to worry when the clock hit past two. putting his book down, he got up to check the windows to see any signs of your presence. he remembered you were picked up by your friends, so surely they would come drop you off.

surely.

after what felt like absolute hours, you finally came home. the sound of your words slurring as you attempted to say good night woke wakatoshi up from his nap. he got up and walked to the door to greet you, but he wasn’t happy knowing you were drunk.

you turned around to wakatoshi, waving your hand so enthusiastically. he watched you walk inside your shared house, and he simply sighed softly, “you’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

“mhm!” you told him, followed by a small hiccup. “boy, i had a greaaaaat time!”

wakatoshi assisted you to the living room and on the couch, taking off your jacket and everything else that you seemed to have problems getting off. “i’m glad.”

“wakatoshi-kun... you love me, right?”

this question caught wakatoshi off guard. why would you ask him such a question? he simply frowned at the question, not answering it because he knows that you know he loves you with his whole heart.

“my friends were-” hiccup. “telling me that my boyfriend - and that’s youuuu~! - is tooo cold.. and they told me that if you don’t tell me you loooove me- then maybe youuuu don’t!”

wakatoshi stopped what he was doing to stare at the floor. he pulled away, clipping the bridge of his nose. “aaaand i guess.. you were aaalways so cold and everything..”

his silence annoyed you just a little, “well, say something, wakatoshi-kuuun..”

he still didn’t answer, he was formulating what he wanted to say. “i’m going o-”

“after all we’ve been through, you still don’t think i love you?” he asked. his voice... how could it be so deep yet so.. soft? it sounded like he was ready to cry, but his face didn’t look like he was about to cry at all. “do you think that of me all the time?”

your head was way too buzzed to process what he was trying to say, so you stood up and began to walk to the front door with your jacket dragging on the floor.

“please don’t walk out of that door.”

“i’ll see you laaaater!” you told him. and you were gone.

wakatoshi slumped on the couch, thinking he was done for. he grumbled in anger before taking a deep breath and releasing it, and soon after, his anger was gone. he walked out of the house to get you back inside and make sure you were sober - but you were nowhere near the house.

panic kicked in.

wakatoshi calmly checked everywhere - the backyard, the neighbor’s yards, the streets nearby - you were nowhere. it came to the point where he called up satori to help him locate you and bring you home.

“ushiwaka! it’s 3 in the morning!” satori called, getting out of his car and tying up his pajamas little strings to make sure it doesn’t fall off his hips. ah.. he was sleeping, wakatoshi thought. “what happened? what happened?”

“y/n got drunk and now i can’t find them,” wakatoshi summarized. satori yawned and blinked his eyes. “you didn’t have to come.”

“yeah, i know!” satori said. “but i wanted to help a friend, even if it’s 3 am already.”

and the two went on a hunt for you. calling out your name hoping that it would do something - it did, satori was shushed by one of the neighbors. but that didn’t ruin satori’s hope in finding you.

“where would they go?”

“they’re drunk, i don’t know where they’ll go.”

“well, let’s go back to your apartment and file a report or something,” satori suggested. the sun was slowly catching up to them, and wakatoshi thought he had no choice but to go home and do what satori suggested.

by the time they got back to the apartment, you were found sleeping on the floor of the porch. you were so knocked out that you didn’t make it through the door and on the couch. satori giggled at the sight, “well, we found them.”

wakatoshi carried you on shoulder while satori helped by holding the door open for him. he locked the door behind them and went to sit on a chair. you were still fast asleep.

“idiot,” wakatoshi whispered before planting a soft kiss on your cheek.

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ah could you continue the quarantine hcs with akaashi, kenma and suga possibly?

| riza: EEEE I SAW KENMA AND I (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

KEIJI —

keiji is one of those guys who will ALWAYS have ur back

like no matter how busy he is he will always be there for u

bc of how much u needed help for ur schoolwork and the workload, keiji was down to pull an all nighter to make sure u at least finish some of it

hes just very very sweet and he doesnt ?? ever complain like

hes just

feeding u so much information for ur work

homie a smart one but hes definitely not one of those people who would just do ur work for u

he would assist u and be all like “i’ll revise ur thesis for u if u want”

hes honest and stuff and he just wants to make sure ur doing well in this pure shitshow of a virus ya kno

KENMA —

he highkey doesnt wanna do anything else other than finish his work and then play video games until the early hours of the morning

i think when kenma gives u an answer (which is no)

it’s very much likely to change

just beg him to help u SMWKWOW

it’s p much canon that kenma is incredibly smart

he makes a stupid little compromise with u which is like he would help u, but he gets to play on his phone or his psp

or his switch he has one i know he fuckin has one

he acts like he doesnt wanna help but if u persuade him enough (aka beg and spam him with please) he would actually help

KŌSHI —

like daichi and keiji, kōshi will always give u a helping hand

but i guess hes a lot,,, nicer and he actually devotes time to explain things to u

hes really nice wtf

if he goes to sleep and ur still working on stuff

and u dont know that hes sleeping

and then u message him

he would 95% wake tf up and help u with things

“this would work better if we’re calling or something”

“yeah - hold on lemme fix my hair first”

u eventually would feel bad once u realize he was actually sleeping and not pulling an all nighter

but bebe kōshi doesnt mind omf he has a heart of an angel and thats a fact

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okay! so i was wondering if you could do akaashi noya kenma and suga reaction to their s/o have a allergic reaction? i don’t really see much of those haha

| riza: since u didnt specify what kind of allergic reaction i’ll try not to actually name what caused the allergic reaction! :D

KEIJI —

knows EXACTLY what he has to do

if hes going to date someone hes gonna have to know everything about them

honestly its not a surprise if u find him putting medications and what not in a little bag or like stuffing it in ur bag and ur like ?? wyd im not gonna have an allergic reaction in disneyland

and he just squints his eyes like yea u dont know that

keiji is just the best boyfriend ever he knows u like the back of his hand just like he knows kotaro like the back of his other hand

there would be some spark of like anxiety in him whenever he sees u have an allergic reaction but like

it wouldnt be TOO obvious

always asks if ur okay and if u need to go to the hospital or whateva

he just wants to make sure ur okay :D

YŪ —

a big ball of anxiety and yall cant tell me otherwise

CONSTANTLY PANICKING AND SHAKING LIKE EVERYWHERE

like OH FUCK MY BABY IS HAVING ALLERGIES WTF DO I DO!!!!

he probably like ,, called up a friend once or twice

and that friend is ryūnosuke

but if ryūnosuke is spouting Some Bullshit™️ then he turns to asahi

and when asahi explains to him that ur allergy might be mild or whatever, yū just deflates

and embarrassed bc homie was jumpin all around panicking and grabbing everything from the cabinets lmao

i feel like each time u get an allergic reaction

its a surprise for him??? lIKE HE JUST FORGETS AND REMEMBERS THAT UR HAVIN AN ALLERGIC REACTION AND HE JUST

GETS ALL PANICKY

hes doin his absolute best i promise

KENMA —

another big ball of anxiety and panic

but instead of calling up friends kenma just tries to talk to u and get some sort of instruction on what to do??

he gets very frazzled and tries to keep calm

and a very good listener

“what do i get- y/n- what do i get- oh- wait i know that pill”

he gets the hang of it eventually!!

but once he realizes that some of ur reactions are actually,, p severe compared to other ones

then yeah he actually starts panicking and calls up a friend

which is tetsurō :D

KŌSHI —

hes like keiji, but i guess a bit more calmer if u could get any calmer than keiji

knows exactly what to do, always ready for this sort of situation

also has like this little kit that he brings around with him so that in case there is something in public that ur allergic to, hes ready To Go

he doesnt scold u like at all? but only when ur like being super hard headed

if ur allergic to food, and u eat the food anyway

then yes he would actually scold u like WHAT ARE U DOING!!!!!

but if ur allergic to like anything in the air like fur dust pollen

he takes precautionary measures and make sure it doesnt ruin ur day out with him

hes the sweetest isnt he

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hallo~ can i req a continuation of the quarantine hcs but with noya, bokuto and tanaka!!

| riza: omg thats an interesting trio DJWJEJ

YŪ —

ngl asking yū for help is a terrible idea 😗

hes probably already asKING SOMEONE ELSE???? and HES JUST RELAYING THE INFORMATION TO U????

“if i understand this correctly, tsukishima said-”

yes he asked tsukishima

but obv yū being yū he would go out of his way to help u finish ur work

even if its something he has no knowledge of

he doesnt have a limit tho i feel like he would continue helping u but most of his sentences will always start with

“okay- lets see- uh- uhhhhh-”

homie is doin his best aight NDIWJEJW u gotta give him That at least

i also feel like yū is one of them kids who are like “omg i didnt study im gonna fail” and ends up getting a very good grade like hello wtf is in ur noggin??

RYŪNOSUKE —

another homie who has troubles with school SKQOQOQ

i think,,, ryūnosuke might be the one who needs help more than u do

u have to remind him that u need help to

and then he goes

“oh yeah - hah sorry whats does ur stuff say”

and as soon as u tell him his mind just goes blank and he has that little smile where u just know he doesnt know what u just said

“ryū?”

“sorry what”

long story short ryū and yū are basically,,, not as reliable in studies as tsukishima and daichi :>

KŌTARŌ —

kōtarō confuses me

like im not really sure where he stands academically??

if u ask him to help u

90% of his sentences include

“akaashi said-”

so basically, keiji is not only helping u but also kōtarō

but keiji doesnt mind it for the most part, he likes to help kōtarō

but u bet ur ass that if u ask kōtarō something he doesnt know, hes more than likely to be HELLAAAAA confused

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If you ever say fingies again I’ll kill you with my bare hands

put me out of my misery coward

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suga isn’t even filipino but his s/o and he’s pressured by their parents to become a nurse and hE DOES

BRUH OFMEKWKKW

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tetsu is the hype beast filipino + keiji is the ukelele filipino who sings “she’s my sunshine in the rain” unconsciously in the shower

DNWKDNWKJSSKSK IM FUCKING SCREAMING @ THIS ASK OFMEKOWKW

i headcanon that sugawara is da boypren ng bayan bc hes pretty and he sings so bonus amirite

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atsumu slytherin send tweet

atsumu is the fattest slytherin ever no one can change our minds

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Karasuno are all chaotic gryffindor's

YES THEY FUCKING ARE THIS ASK IS EVERYTHING IM CRYIFNEKWOOWPWPWP

omg theyre probably all in quidditch and daichi is a captain and he’d be the best keeper im 🥺🥺

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not to sound rude but oh my i found someone who doesn’t like ships as well (not that we hate the character dynamics between characters (or at least i don’t)) and i feel less,,,, lonely in the fandom :3

i know that some people ship them like as friends but honestly i just cant stand it period but i do like a lot of best friends or like characters who are obviously best friends but i would never refer to them as like their ship names?

this goes very heavily for kpop ships omf i just cant stand it 😭😭 im glad im not the only one whew

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I love your writing & blog so much! drink lots of water and take care uwu

AAAAAA THANK U WHOEVER U ARE 🥺 i havent been posting a lot but i am workin thru all of my drafts heheheheheheh and make sure u do the same thing bb drink water and take care 🥺