#[atsumu:soft]

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please do these hcs for kenma atsumu kuroo and kags! okay so how would they react to their s/o who NEVER curses, actually curses in front of them bc they accidentally burned themselves while cooking!

| riza: WAIT OMF THIS IS SO CUTE EYE )):

KENMA —

he finds it super endearing that u never EVER swear like ?? so precious!!!! (the nekoma team does a good job expressing that for him tho)

so then one day u came over and u offered to cook for kenma

he felt embarrassed that u wanted to do that for him like ?? okay u do u

it smelled great but he was honestly too busy gamin just a little and waiting for u

then he goes and gets something to drink and then

u burned urself

“ow- fuck!”

kenma spat his damn water and made a WHOLE ass mess on his counter bc like

WTF U SWORE????????? WHAT WAS THE REASON!!!!!

u come runnin over all panicked like KENMA ARE U OKAy as if u didnt just swear when hes Right There

his next mission was to find out who said fuck in ur presence and kill them (not really but ya kno,, give em an ear full of yelling)

ATSUMU —

when it dawned on him that u literally have never said a bad word

not even damn

somethin fuckin Turned on him like woah,, i have a partner who never swore ? HOW INNOCENT

well this one time he asked u to assist him in cookin dinner, u were assigned to keep stirrin the pot

unfortunately

and somehow

ur skin touched the hot ass pot

and ur pretty innocent lips said

“shit!”

atsumu nearly dropped his shit to the ground and he comes RUSHIN to u to check if ur aight

i feel like atsumu the typa bitch to be like “what a dirty mouth u have”

and none of yall can tell me im wrong

TETSURŌ —

i have this gut feeling where tetsu had at least ONCE tried to make u swear and not once did he ever succeed

“man give it up, theyre as pure as an angel”

actual morisuke quote

takin his damn quote to heart, tetsu literally gives up trying to get u to swear for him

at his apartment (he invited u for the night bc its friday no school tmr baybee) he told u that u can cook some noodles if u wanted

so u cooked some and u boiled the hot water and everythin

u kinda nudged it a lil wit ur arm on accident and that shit Hurted like it made u yell somethin so vulgar

which was goddammit i know its so Vulgar

tetsurō heard that shit from the living room and he comes running in lookin like this ÒoÓ

“DID U SWEAR”

“i did?”

“AAAAAAAAAA U JUST DID IM SO PROUD OF U”

why was he so proud? u dunno, u didnt think it was that much of a big deal that u swore

TOBIO —

tbh he knew u never swore lmao u talk to him in class and he Had never heard u swear like ag all

and he thinks its cute, a big contrast compared to him bc he regularly says ボケ！！

like u dont even say shit and thats so cute to him

u wanted ramen from the convenience store so yall went to get some and tobio offered his place for u to eat and make ur ramen

yall went down on this like weird “wait are u sure” “yes im sure” “ur parents wouldnt mind??” conversation and it lasted the entire walk from the store to his house so its basically too late to back tf out now

tobio helped u maneuver ur way around his kitchen and he helped u boil the water

so then comes the part where yall pour the water in yalls ramen cups and the hot water spilled a lil on ur hand

“ow- what the fuck-”

“woah u said fuck”

p sure u blushed a lil after that

tobio pretended he didnt hear it so that u have some of ur pride left in u

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may i please have headcanons on atsumu distracting their s/o from reading their book bc he wants attention from them?

🥴😳 oohoho

ATSUMU —

hes the type of bitch who doesnt like it when ur not paying attention to him

he gets all kinds of pouty and his arms would be crossed over his chest or like behind his head and on ur bed

he’d also make tiny noises like grumbling noises but thats him thinking about what he can do to get ur attention

“psst”

u didnt turn around

he goes >:(

“psst!”

“what atsumu”

“i want attention from u”

hes straightforward with what he wants, so he doesnt really have troubles telling u HE WANTS ATTENTION!!!!!

if u give in, ofc his lips just pull into the biggest smile ever and his arms spread so big for you to fit yourself in

if u don’t, he’ll take u from the chair himself and make u cuddle him as u read ur book

u basically have no choice but to cuddle him either way

just give him attention dang it >:(

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Can you please do hcs of atsumu, sakusa, ushiwaka and osamu with a really small and timid s/o? they really dislike crowds or anything that makes them feel unsafe and one day, they accidentally let go of their hand and when they went to find them, they get hit on by men + fluffy ending pls I hope this wasn't too much >~

tbh i relate omg im super short and i hate crowds so much but the only exception is if im in disneyland or universal studios (fuck it im gonna write a scenario where u and a haikyuu bebe go to an amusement park) ;; otherwise i’ll end up crying :< and no no omg it wasnt too much at all!!! thank u so so much for this request

ATSUMU —

aware that ur timid and dont like crowded places so whenever he plans dates its usually in a place that doesnt have a lot of crowds and stuff so hes very much aware of that

but when the chances lands on a crowded place atsumu’s senses are just SHARP

he doesnt EVER let u out of his sight and he rarely lets go of ur hand

hes just scared of what would happen to u if ur not near him or if hes not holding u u know

then this one day,, just had to come around

u and atsumu basically got squished in the middle of the ever so busy tokyo and he accidentally let go of ur hand and the panic just

STRIKES HIM

and he didnt even hear u call for him so he doesnt have any fuckin idea of where u went so homie is swimming thru the sea of people and calling ur name and is extremely stressed

like oh my god my smol and shy and timid baby is lost where tf aRE U

he found u where u originally started and u were partially surrounded by boys who are obviously from harajuku LMAO

they were just towering over u and being very weird and atsumu fuckin sped walk to where u are and shoving people around to get to u

“JESUS i thought i fucking lost u i was panicking back there”

“hey back off we got them first”

“hey why dont u shut up and leave my partner alone?” he really has no shame knowing this bitch isnt even from tokyo

he apologizes profusely for even not holding ur hand tight enough and hes just extremely guilty :^(

OSAMU —

his calm nature kinda just reminds me that he probably doesnt like crowded places either

but he asked if u wanted to go to fuji-q with him and u said sure why not bc ya kno what would be the harm of it

osamu picked the worst date and it was partially crowded and now ur like “oh great”

the roller coasters were scaring u and theres a haunted house so that would be mf fun amirite

osamu promised that he would never let u go if yall went to the haunted house and u trust him so yall go 😐

there were a couple sets of people after u and it just so happened that this one couple screams every time somebody breathes like ??

this one jumpscare scared the shit out of them and they ran past u and osamu and ended up taking osamu with them along the way and u were left alone

it was dark and scary and u feel like u were going to die inside and osamu was panicking silently and quietly but really his mind was absolute chaos

even if its dark hes trying to find a way to find u by walking in the wrong direction of the entire house

u ended up ducking behind one of the counters in the house and u just sat there waiting for osamu while the panic just grows bigger and bigger in ur chest

eventually his eyes adjust to the dark and hes checking EVERYTHING and i mean every single corner of the whole thing and hes asking the staff for help

they did not find u but osamu heard tiny sniffles and he found u just )); head buried on ur forearm bc uve been stuck there for a while

“oh baby im so sorry-”

“osamu..” u hugged him so tightly and it broke his heart seeing u like that omg :^(

throughout the day he only ever kept u super close to him ): if he could say he developed some sort of paranoia bc of that, he would

WAKATOSHI —

he likes going outside and stuff !! especially the park he likes the park but he likes it even better when ur with him <33 ik super cheesy

so new years came along and he messaged u asking if u wanted to go to the temple with him for new blessings and good luck for the year

u kept in mind that there will be a ton of people there but it eases ur mind a little knowing wakatoshi is with u and u know he’ll just stick by u the entire day

yeah well slight inconvenience when he went to go get a little snack and this little charm thingies for u, he came back and u poofed!

he doesnt think much of it but he starts looking for u while holding the charms in his hand

when he does find u, ur expression was uncomfortable bc this dude was pushing himself onto u and he just

marches right up to him and yall know this a big bitch so he just glares at the guy tbh trash talking wakatoshi would never work

he’d apologize for not taking u with him and the second he hands u the charm thingies ur smile when u see it just warms his heart so much

he thinks ur the best lucky charm in his life <33

SAKUSA —

imma keep it real simple here

but u will never catch this bitch in a crowded place like ever

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okay but that cute ass hc with the Boys and a s/o who barely curses, but what about them with a s/o who Always curses and they catch them going “what the heck >:(“ or like “aw darn it” u kno???? :D

atsumu would so go “gee what a potty mouth”

KENMA —

he thinks its the cutest fuckin thing bc he always ur going to say fuck but it turns out to be heck

not that hes disappointed, hes truly satisfied with the fact that it’s heck like ???

it doesnt really happen, maybe u only say it when something goes a bit wrong like

ur cutting paper and it’s fuckin crooked and u just grumble and go

“gosh darn it” and u just have the >:( face as u recut the damn thing

his heart melts into the Biggest Puddle but is he gonna make that obvious

no maybe not but his heart???? its swelling bc of How fuckin adorable u are!!!!

ATSUMU —

resident annoying ass bitch fr he would hear u just go “AGH WHAT THE HECK HAPEPNED”

and he would just go

“ooo what a potty mouth u have goin on”

like hes just so mf annoying for no damn reason about it too

he finds it super endearing that yeah u “swear” but like u do it in tiny font and in tiny language like ?? are u kidding !!!

he would highkey tease u too like oho what are u gonna do?? cuss me out and when ur like “yeah” his face would just blush and just 🥺

TETSURŌ —

this dude ANTICIPATES!!! the day u actually say “fuck” instead of “heck”, “shit” instead of “shoot”

basically he thinks it would make him so happy if u say it at least once

which u never would

whenever something goes wrong for u, he literally listens for the time ur about to swear and it’s like

being edged from cumming LMAOSKSKDKSK

he would just snap like dammit

dont get him wrong he finds it to be the purest thing ever like hey ur swearing and trying

i dont know what it is with kuroo and WANTING U TO SWEAR LIKE IN A VULGAR WAY but

he might find it to be a turn on

aka fuck the people who said ‘girls who swear are unlady like’ or whatever

TOBIO —

he doesnt really mind ??

in fact he trips tf out when u say stuff like “oh what the heck” bc he mishears it as “oh what the fuck” and he panics a lil bc he actually likes it when u say what the heck

ryūnosuke 100% curses like a sailor so whenever hes in the vicinity and he Swears tobio always ends up fighting the urge to cover ur ears

and it always ends up in kōshi doing that bc he as well wants u to keep ur purity somewhat

tobio has that little spark in him that he also anticipates the day u just say “fuck”

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HP headcanons please? I've been dying for some too. For the Miya Twins, Kuroo, and Bokuto?

FUCKDKEODKEKD FUCK YES YFKEIEKDJEJ I LOVE THIS ASK!!!

ATSUMU —

@gulfwanq this for u 😚

SLYTHERIN SLYTHERIN SLYTHERIN!!!!!

i can definitely see him as the popular one and hes very prideful of him being popular

SUPER GOOD IN QUIDDITCH!!!!

hes a chaser but not the captain he doesnt like them responsibilities <33

an absolute ace in potions and transfiguration baybee

just dont give him arithmancy ,, he will short circuit

secretly geeks out over shit like divination but only osamu knows about this

when i say hes popular,, he whew

he has the entire slytherin wrapped around his finger yall

when he plays quidditch OOOO everyone is fawning over how fast and how much of a natural he is

he takes pride in the fact that hes an extraordinary chaser and dreams of playing for a professional quidditch team and play in world cups

always attends the world cups like every year

tbh if u wanna hang out with him in hogsmeade, u can find him in the three broomsticks with his gang downing glasses of butterbeer

OSAMU —

he kinda radiates hufflepuff / ravenclaw energy

either way he baby as fuck and he soft!!!

also a quidditch player and probably ?? a chaser or a beater ?

when his team plays atsumu he specifically fucks around with atsumu jusy to get him riled up LMAO

the omly one who could get atsumu to study like in general smh

probably enjoys herbology and divination

and care of magical creatures??

he has a couple of favorite spells and one of them is the bat-bogey hex (he used it on atsumu once when he wouldnt stfu)

doesnt really have a least favorite but he hated going to the dungeons for potions oop

good friends with the weasley twins

probably practices with them sometimes with atsumu

an unusual accomplice for the weasley twins pranks

anyways uh if u cant find him during meals, just look for the kid who be chowin the food around him LMAO he wants to try EVERYTHINF

TETSURŌ —

the phattest gryffindor ive ever fuckin seen holy shit???? (with a hint of slytherin in his blood)

an actual icon and people put him on a pedestal bc

why wouldnt u lmao

captain of the quidditch team too lol he plays keeper and occasionally a chaser when theyre lacking players

hates studying but aces his shit all the time

adores defense against the dark arts!! he likes knowing so much about spells it’s insanity

probably wanted to be an auror at some point during his childhood ?? but decided that he doesnt want to risk his life like that ya kno

into science omg hes so intrigued when his muggle born best friend kenma introduced him to science or whateva

a ladies man ngl

always asked to go to the yule ball with him

this bitch thought about entering the triwizard tournament and he did

but he didnt get in so it was a big relief for his friends

likes to play quidditch even outside of hogwarts but since hes half blood he kinda lived in a muggle neighborhood his entire life

so he knows magic isnt it for the muggles ya kno

KŌTARŌ —

this dude never fails to confuse the living daylights out of me omg he radiates both gryffindor and hufflepuff energy but like ? equally????????

ANYWAYS another quidditch bitch and will AND HE PROMISES he will play professional quidditch when he gets out of hogwarts

screw the studies hes playing quidditch

CHASER CHASER CHASER!!!!!!!!! loves it when he scores bc thats when everyone roars his name and he just loves it

doesnt really think about his studies but he does get help from keiji our resident ravenclaw king <33

“how far along did u get to the homework bokuto-san”

“ive gottttt three pages left”

“thats five”

“yeah ik”

hes passing bc of keiji

HE LIKES!!! CHARMS OMG A CHARMS STAN!!!

he just finds it super fascinating how charm spells work and hes just like !? wow i can transform my pet owl into a fuckin water goblet how crazy is tjat

good friends with ron but hes a fan of harry even keiji is confused like hello since when

also breathes playing quidditch are u kidding me omg

his passion is quidditch thats all i have to say LMAOOOO