#usbeingdicks

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omfg look what i left in the fucking drafts this is like the main thing what an idiot i hope you aren't home yet

dere bubbi,

dis is a srs msg and u kno i cnt b srs propaly so im gna rite it lyk dis so it seems less srs. i has gvn sum ppl the link to dis tumblr so i dnt wna make the obvs connecshun btwn this typn and smthng else but i tinks you can mke it yrslf. 

anywyz

todaez ur brthday and ur 16 nd i hav officially knwn u foa lyk 3 yrs which probz dsnt seem lyk mch to u but foa me its like almost 1/5 ov ma lyf so das pretty big yah

and i hope you are gna have a gud as day todae (its ryk 11am nd i hvnt tlkd to you prprly yet so i hpe its gng well) n enjoy ur pARTAAAY 

*insert other required greetings and well-wishes associated with birthdays here*

n-e weyz i just wnted to sae dat ur da best best fwend in the wrld eva n im sew lucky to have da privilge of knwing u sew well dat i can lyk read ur mind. n i hpe dis tumblr reminds u ov all da gud tymz we've had n hpefully we cn get excited for more fun tyms and also being bttr looking (if we cntinue the trnd we r follown rite now) in da future

bcoz most ov this tumblr is probs gna be lyk mocking you n shit i hpe you kno dat whenever i'm a dick about stuff i etha dnt mean it or i'm in a shitty ass mood whch happens sumtyms but wateva lol hu evn cares x0x0

and as u can see in da posts below in da past we were sew nice to each other's faces n on fb and stuff bt insyd we were probz like 'ehmafeckinggawd that stupd bitch acacia wnts anther effin dog fr her frmville hu does she thnk i am cruella de effin ville'

now its like revrsd - 2 each otha's faces n on fb we're jst like 'can u stop talking to meh like i'm bizzy and shit fuck off' but deep deep dwn insyd ur lyk 'i ruv dis stupid ass bitch sew much evn tho she tlks to meh everytime i'm online' j

jst rmemba you would be lost in lyf without meh tlking to u everytym ur online

so jst remindng u dat i do really ruv you sew sew mch and evn tho sumtyms u do stupid shit and demnd tht i tlk to u on skype and then spend n hour not sayn n-e fing to me at all ur still da bomb diggity

n i hope you hav n amazing 16th yr on da plant (LOL that was planet but imma leave it as plant) n i kno ur gna be seeing a lot ov me in da nxt 365 days b4 u turn 17 bt smtyms my evrlastng appreciation ov ur friendship mite not be as obvs so here i am (asking you for one more chance) sayn ur amaZAYN n ur a pretty mint as frend yah esp how u hate all da shit i hate and ruv all da shit i ruv gawd i will be 5eva grateful for how that werks owt

hav fun in dat onesie

love you

styles exohexohexoh

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Hey acacia!x i really like rabbits but can't buy them yet so tomorrow i'll send you a plum tree but i can't atm cuz i'm on my phone and i can't go on farm ville on well i duno if i can yet!x hah byeee :)

Lydia Coates-Walker

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the top one - is it bad that i actually laughed? sometimes we are hilarious. 

the middle one - FUCKING OMG LOL I AM DYING 14 FOLLOWERS I WANT TO FIND OUT WHO THEY WERE SO I CAN LOVE THEM DOWWWWN. I ALSO LOLED WHEN 2 DAYS LATER WE COMMENTED BEING LIKE 'this makes me laugh now.' ITS NOW LIKE SEVEN MONTHS LATER I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

the last one - charlie mcdonnel

mcdonnel

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ARE. YOU. SRS. 

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thx to kt foa ths lil gem rite hur

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i 

am 

a

freaking

nerd

p.s sais

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So excited for our ming chow noodles!!

Acacia Wratten-Stone, in a serious reference to the mi goreng we ate on camp

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Lydia: *makes some sort of put a number in my inbox and i'll write you a status thing*

Acacia: INFINITY (note caps)

Lydia: huh?

Acacia: its my number you dipshit

Lydia: i said send a NUMBER to my inbox not a word

Lydia: dipshit

Acacia: infinity is a number dipshit.

Acacia: write me a status.

2011 Acacia: infinity is actually both a number and a word as well as a general concept. but we can ignore that for the sakes of understanding that we really have always been mean to each other deep down.

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Acacia: WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE SO GORGEOUS

Lydia: I don't know but as I said we already know god doesn't give out hotness fairly eg Sam Cole - Mr Farley

I AM LOLING

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bubby i have to go and study for drama now, wuv you. good luck with the background and theme and im very sorry about dat. dont waste your whole afternoon on it

Lydia Coates-Walker

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smiley faces?!?!!? SAYING SORRY?!?!?!

Acacia: ok.

Acacia: no skating.

Acacia: i don't think.

Acacia: maybe if my aunties come over and yeah.

Lydia: dont bother

Acacia: fine then? gwumpy

Lydia: im not :)

Lydia: sorry

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A&S 15th birthday thankyou note

bubby my dearest.  you are first on my list of who to thank for my birthday because jess' and your present was AMAZE (even though i kind of demanded it and that).  and i suspect my favourite part may have been your idea. i must admit, i have not yet shown the album to my parents, should they come across the above favourite part (they're smart enough to untie a ribbon) and realise the full extent of my obsession.  congratulations on winning the quiz (bitch). thanks for not going on about that (please do not reply to this with something containing the words 'achieved' and 'english short story).  pissed that you couldn't come on saturday. you didnt miss out on too much btw, apart from a couple of bargains at the garage sale and some good fashion shows. i love you bubby. and i've eaten all the lollies (how did you know i needed a toiletries bag?!?!?! now you should know that i need more lollies). from bubby.

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lololol

8 July 2010

Lydia Coates-Walker

Heeelo :)

Hey Cachey :) Hope you're having a fun time in Welly. I don't know if my phone is sending messages so i thought i'd just message you. Hope you're not sick anymore or your getting better. Not much happening at my end, today my mum had an operation on her ears and throat and is staying the night in hospital atm, and today Jaimee came over and yesterday i went over to Katie's. Whats happening with you? I feel like i havn't seen you in AGES :( Hope we can catch up when you get back... I go to Rotorua on Sunday but only till Tuesday :) 

Love Santa x x x

9 July 2010

Acacia Wratten Stone

Santa :) i've been texting you like mad but my phone wasn't receiving messages until yesterday and then i got like 20 saying 'sorry you don't have enough credit'. But i do ? So yeah. Idk. But I'm not sick anymore YAY but my wrist still hurts and we think it's sprained (what does that mean?) so i have this hideous bandage/strap thing which i don't wear. Because its ugly. I hope your mum is getting better after her op - is she home? Hows Jaimee and Katie? And you feel like that because you HAVEN'T seen me in ages :( :( Have fun in rotorua and ring me (i'll be at home) the very second you get back (unless it's like 2.30am, and in that case, text me) so we can catch up. Love muffin :) xxxxxxx

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fb chat 13 september

Acacia: haaaay

Acacia: i tort you went to bed

Lydia: I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU

Acacia: woaahz

Lydia: WE FIND TO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT

Lydia: I WILL NEVER GO TO BED

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jewks luv u bebe x0x0x

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first thing that comes up when i scroll up our messages

Lydia: is that like a fake penis over the gay porn?

lol what

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facebook chat 22 november

Lydia: laura

Lydia: just said

Acacia: what

Lydia: you should just apply! when we went to the AA they said that they were basically letting anyone have an exemption who was in the old system and that's you.

Acacia: WHAT

Acacia: LETS DO IT

Acacia: i mean

Acacia: YOU should do it