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OH GREAT GATSBY HE'S GOT A STEAMROLLER-
#geronimo stilton#thea stilton#william shortpaws#bruh this part of the book was insane#this man destroyed 1/4 of geronimo's house to watch golf on the tele#he couldn't use the front door???#who even let him have a steam roller????#WHERE ARE HIS CREDENTIALS
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SIGN OF LIFE WITH HIS BOYFRIEND WTF
#OH MY GOD TOLD YOU HE WAS DEFROSTING#OG TK#GOLF CONtenT IS THE ONLY THING THATS GONNA CARRY US THIS NEXT COUPLE MONTHS#needS TO STOP WEARING LONG SLEEVES#surprised he hasn’t posted anything about watching the masters#nolan patrick#nolpat#np19#philidelphia flyers#my post#np41#tanner kaspick
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hey so any of my friends in the uk or canada or australia or really anywhere that isn’t the us wanna adopt me? i have a lot of thrifted furniture and a big record collection i can bring 🥰
#just watching highlights from this debate is so sickening#like what the fuck 🤭 there’s no right way to go !!! love it#palestine was used as basically a ‘joke’ or something idk but only said like once#sickkkkkkkkk#y’all are sick#talking about fucking golf dude#also the fact they even let a felon on stage when felons can’t even goddamn vote#this might sound ageist but idc really#there should be an age limit on these things#if you have to be a old enough maybe you gotta be young enough too#sorry if there’s a good chance you will die during office no you should not be able to run#maybe the cap should be like 75 or even 70#also should be a cap on other political offices too#ain’t no way someone should be 900 and on the supreme court looking at you rbg#voting cap too#you gotta be 18 to vote okay makes total sense#but when i say maybe we should stop letting people vote when they turn 75 or something im the bad guy ohhhhohhhokay#i think of all the old people i know. that are 75+ and quite honestly i don’t think they should get to decide my future#anyways#this country is a joke#this country is fucked#and i don’t wanna be here
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Steddie and auntie robin take their kid mini golfing.
At every single hole, Eddie and the kid are running after the ball, hitting it back and forth before it’s even stopped rolling, sword fighting with their putters and loudly proclaiming hole in one! no matter how many shots it takes.
Steve is standing back with Robin, holding a tiny pencil and a score sheet that has two mini “you rule | you suck” boards in lieu of actual scores.
“this is a mockery of the noble sport of mini golf,” he mutters as robin adds another tally to her “you rule” column after another (actual) hole in one, and a tally to his own “you suck” column as he continues to hit the ball in circles around the hole.
Eddie and their kid are already three holes ahead, on hands and knees, trying to blow the ball into the hole without touching it.
#would you look at that#i visit my nephew and suddenly im full of steddie dads content again#this is actually how we played mini golf#it was very cute and my mom and sister in law were watching us with fond exasperation#steddie#stranger things#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie dads#robin buckley#cool aunt robin
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!! SPOILER !!
Look at my husband dawg, can't believe he's going to die 😔
#such a pretty man#wanna kiss his pretty face and tell him everything is going to be alright#he needs to stay away from golf clubs fr#had to put a spoiler warning because there are definitely people who haven't played or watched someone play the game#joel miller#the last of us#tlou#pedro pascal
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I just want a dreamling fic of Hob getting Dream to do terribly human and mundane things. Sometimes Hob's just inviting Dream to do something he was already going to do. Sometimes Hob realizes Dream hasn't done something boring human thing and wants Dream to do it so bad. Sometimes Hob doesn't know whether Dream has done a boring human thing before but he just wants to see Dream doing it. It'd be so cute if whenever Hob doesn't have access to something, upon becoming better and better at navigating the dreaming, he just dreams up the situation there.
—OKAY WAIT THIS LITERALLY JUST FLEW INTO MY HEAD!!! Okay, you know how wives sometimes go with their husband's to golf courses and they literally just sit in the cart. CAN YOU IMAGINE— Dream's with Hob at Hob's place of work and Hob's coworkers/work friends invite Hob to play golf with them and Hob agrees for whatever reason and then Hob's work friends invite Dream along too and Hob didn't even think about it but now he NEEDS Dream to go and Dream reluctantly agrees. In true wifey fashion Dream shows up in full golf attire like he's going to play but just sits in the cart the entire time. I think it could be hilarious.
#I just want scenes of Dream being ///Hob's/// boyfriend/husband/lover#sometimes without him actually being Hob's yet#(for anyone wondering if the wifes do anything else while sitting in the cart. they watch their husbands play and slide into the driver's#seat when their husbands tell them to bring the cart over 👀)#I used to work on a golf course is why I know this. they honest to god looked like they were going to play but never leave the car. I would#need to figure out if they were playing bc I needed to know if they were going to hit or if I could continue working or not#In true Dream fashion he would know everything going on and how to do it but he wouldn't want to upstage Hob and I'm sure he wouldn't wanna#act as if he were bad at it either#I gotta write this fic man jeez. it twirls in my brain constantly.#dreamling#we've gone from conceivably cute and soft fic to dipping our toe into the crack fic waters but no fear all fics I write are crack#at least a little bit
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speedy mention !!!!!!
#astro watches#chuckle sandwich#i know he knwos who he and the crew are bc of the sleep deprived golf mention.#but dude him brinign up speedy (and vanoss) pretty much unprompted#is sooo...#like i know that even tho im a newer fan that the crew has been around forever#but hearing schlatt be like. i used to fuck around in his comments wanting to be a youtuber in his kind of vein#its just so... <33 dude i love it sm#also i just love him saying kyrspeedy. it makes my brain vibrate#also chuckle sandwhich ending :( tbh i kinda saw it coming. it rly ha felt like they havent had shit to talk abt for a while now#ill miss it tho ! i ddint watch every episode but if one is reccmonded to me ill watch it all the way though.#i rly enjoy them. they have a fun chill dynamic. and yeah idk. it s sad. but i enjoy when things can end on a good note
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yea i just watched hour of golf..
that’s about it yea.
Alex Albon (and Max Homa) ftw pls and thank you
good night
#aa23#netflix cup#f1#can’t believe i watched golf at 1am#used to watch golf years ago#it’s actually better in person#but not like that good#this just was slightly chaotic with the commentaries and hosts and guests and whew#alex albon#you’re doing amazing sweetie
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can’t wait for the good clips and gifs to end up on my dash . thank you to the brave brave soldiers (people actually watching the golf tournament) for their service
#my dad is an urban planner i think if i watched a golf tournament id be disowned#also like the antithesis to any sport i’ve ever enjoyed tbh#it’s also fucking hard to learn (i went to a driving range w a company i worked for ages ago) esp as someone used to baseball/softball mechs#lv23
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GET HIS MF*CKING ASS
#tv: king the land#king the land#kim ga eun#kdrama#local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#this f*cker having the audacity to quit his job and use the severance pay to play golf#end him bitch!!!!#hit him in the balls with that club while you're at it too you have every right#where are my gifsets. give them to me
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It’s been years and I’m still mourning Joel Miller
#I think I would’ve been over it if it wasn’t for the fact that it was so brutal#like that shit was traumatizing dawg#I can barely watch it#Ellie literally screams and begs#like I knew for certain that Joel had to die in the second game because there had to be consequences#BUT HIM NOT BEING ABLE TO DO SHIT 10 vs 1 GOLF-BAT BEING REPETEDLY HIT WHILE HEARING HIS DAUGHTER SCREAM FOR HIM AND NOT BEING ABLE TO#REASSURE HER AND STILL THINKING THAT HE DISAPPOINTED HER AND THAT HE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO FIX THINGS WOTH HER AND HE PROBABLY THOUGHT#THAT THEY WERE GONNA KILL HER TOO#that game is evil and I don’t hate Abby I could care less about her but DAMN#that shit was so traumatizing for Ellie that she couldn’t even live happily with her family and Tommy was probably going through the same#and I literally can never go through Joel’s house after it hurts too much#SUCH A PRETTY HOUSE AND SUCH A PRETTY GARDEN NO ALLARMS AND NO SURPISESSSS#she’s alone. joel would never want her to be alone. I hope that she’s with tommy and they healed each other#he’s with his little girl in the after life while his youngest is all alone :(#AND HE NEVER WANTED TO LEAVEEEE NEVER WANTED TO LEAVEEEE#the last of us 2#tlou 2#joel and ellie#joel miller#ellie williams#the last of us spoilers
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my mom isn’t letting my dad go back to his office bc him being out of the house stresses her out and makes her have a flare up and it’s like kind of insane. like i understand why the idea of him doing that would make her panicky and angry as someone who also struggles w separation anxiety and abandonment shit / has physical symptoms from that kind of stress (though not to the same degree ofc) but also he is a grown man. he should be allowed to go to his office and not have to shape his entire life around her needs. and she keeps guilt tripping him out of it and it’s impacting his quality of life a lot and the whole thing is kind of… hm
#purrs#delete later#also she’s guilt tripping me into coming to the stupid fucking potluck on sunday bc she needs the extra help and it’s like… what are you#gonna do when i move out. like i am a grown woman and i should be able to choose how i spend my two precious weekend days. and my dad is a#grown man and he should be able to choose where he works. like is that not a little bit insane. i get it but also….. i do think it s kind of#fucked ip that it’s her way or the highway and her needs take priority over all of ours and she’s asking us to bend to what she wants when#she wants it. like i get it bc she’s sick but it’s not fair for her to expect that from my dad especially. particularly when me and my#brother are back at work / school in more high risk environments than my dad who would be in a private office alll day. and the thing is no#one is brave enough to all her on it bc if we did it would be the END of the world. she even threw a fit on my dads bday and complained bc#the things he wanted to do were things she didn’t want to do like all the man wanted to do was go mini golfing and when that wasn’t good#enough he just wanted to go on a walk and my mom complained the whole time and also scoffed the movie he wanted to watch and said it was#boring and it’s like… wtf it’s HIS birthday??? but what do you expect from the woman who (and in fairness her friends got her these as gifts#but still) has TWO kitchen items that say some variation of ‘a marriage is when one is always right and the other is always the husband’ 💀#i look at that little plaque every night bc it’s in front of the sink when im doing dishes and it makes me so fucking angry. like my dad is#a whole fucking person and he can be right too and he deserves to make choices and be happy and not have his wife put him down all the time.#idk. and she puts down his family all the time too and complains when he wants to do the most reasonable things for his own enjoyment that#don’t align with hers and criticizes his interests all the time and it just sucks to see. he never shows hurt or anything so idk how he#feels about it but it makes me so angry and sad and when i tell her to stop she just lashes out at me so. 🤪. like how do we get her to stop#making her needs more important than everyone else’s bc… she may be our mom / his wife / whateger but that doesn’t make her queen. no one is#(andalso this has only gotten worse bc of covid / her being sick. like this has been a lifelong thing it’s just it’s a lot worse now bc the#circumstances gave her room / forced her to have to take up more space. and it’s just so frustrating. i get it. but none of us are pawns or#dolls or subordinates or anything. there’s 5 adults here and we should all be able to make choices and not be guilt tripped by her. lol#)
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NOT HBO DROPPING A TLOU SEASON TWO ANNOUNCEMENT ON US LIKE A FALLING ANVIL
#you dislike this news bc you don’t like the source material and thought it was a disservice to the characters#I don’t like this news bc I am not physically mentally emotionally ready to watch [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] adapted to live action#we are not the same#arranging my own personal funeral as we speak#the masculine urge to lock myself in a bunker for 10+ weeks whenever this drops#*laughs* im in danger!!#the last of us#joel miller#the last of us hbo#the last of us part 2#golf club#pedro pascal#ellie willaims#bella ramsey
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US Rear Admiral Alan Shepard & golf on the Moon... During the 1971 Apollo 14 lunar landing mission, commander Alan B. Shepard played a few golf shots in the Fra Mauro region on the Moon! NASA astronauts and sports always went together... 52 years ago “Golf” became the sport of almost every astronaut as in 1968, astronaut chief Deke Slayton requested that he could play with other astronauts and approached Golf-pro Danny Lawler to give the Apollo astronauts some private lessons. Veteran-astronaut Alan Shepard was a keen golf player since the Mercury days and had the idea to play golf on the Moon ! On Apollo 14, Commander Shepard carried a make-shift Iron-6 attached to a geologic sample stick and hit three golf balls on the Moon. The make of the Golf balls was never revealed but the actual Golf stick sits in the U.S.G.A. museum in New Jersey - USA. Note astronaut/Admiral Alan Shepard wore an Omega Speedmaster chronograph in the photo holding the make-shift Iron-6 assembly geologic sample tool. (Photo: USGA/UPI)
#Apollo#Astronaut#Aviator#321#861#chronograph#NASA#US Navy#moonwatch#Moonwatchuniverse#Omega#Speedmaster#golf#golfball#military#montres#uhren#wrist watch#pilot watch#test pilot#Zulu time
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big thank you for the tag to @blueberry-beanie! :)
rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better!
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last song: symphony no. 2 mvmt I - largo - rachmaninoff (it’s mayhem in my spotify liked tracks. absolute anarchy)
last show: ted lasso
currently watching: nothing tbh, i’m waiting for the new ted lasso and succession seasons. also 2h long pro bowling videos on youtube bc i love a) niche sports and b) losing control of my life
currently reading:
bought this bad boy as a remaindered book from the bookshop in the mall while killing time waiting for the bus home (i will strangle the flu-reduced bus schedule of this deadbeat town with my bare hands) yesterday
current obsession: yeah guys i’m sorry it’s still darts. i’m ride or die for for bipolar car mechanics and welsh brick layers wearing funky shirts
tagging: @too-multifandom-to-function @johanz @grealishs @naeviaas @federersroger @wolfhalls @soyouwinagain @charlespecco @paulpoirier
#this user is a funny niche sport enthusiast!#i'm gonna be honest. if it's vaguely classified as a sport and it's not golf i'm going to watch it#probably on youtube. at 4am on a weekday#there's just something about starting a 2h long video knowing nothing about a sport and hearing the whole super specific terminology#that the commentators use for the first time#i'll click on a 2h long bowling video not even knowing how the scoring works and before the end of that video i'll be like#''ah yes. the reactive resin. obviously'' and have formed an emotional attachment to a guy named EJ tackett#sports are great
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is there any way that i can tell moirail that theyre definitely autistic or at least suggest that they look into it without sounding mean
#they walk with their arms straight at their sides they dont understand social cues their special interest is definitely herpetology#(hypothetical or otherwise) they tv talk all the time (although the tv is usually memes) they use scripts for most interactions they get#overwhelmed by loud noises and screw their eyes shut and cover their ears and rock back and forth when they happen#they dont like being touched all that much (which kinda sucks for me since thats my love language but its ok) idk their opinions on#eye contact but ill ask. ive just been taking notes for a while plus their mom is autistic (self diagnosed good for her) and idk if that#plays into anything but theres that#some more surface level things are that they like dragons and are ace and wear the same outfit every day basically or the same type at leas#(collared shirt and a skirt or leggings. or both. i saved them from jeans under a skirt at least) they like dnd and basically all their#friends are nd. ive observed that they drift to the neurodivergent ppl in a group and make fun of the neurotypical ones#so yeah. help. also a mean kid at golf camp called them autistic as an insult so idk how to say it w/o it sounding like that#like they were like “haha a kid called me autistic. isnt that crazy. im so neurotypical” and went on to call some reptile a “crocodilian”#and make everyone at the table watch multiple minute long videos of the same lizard they saw in hawaii#oh oh and ive noticed that they have hyperempathy but low emotional intelligence like they wont notice if im like super depressed but theyll#burst into tears if a lizard is held wrong. or if someone like throws a toy at a wall#and they hate little kids because theyre overwhelming and unpredictable
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