#uriangier

[destiny-islanders]

a warm welcome

[jimmawww]

[ouroborosorder]

one of the greatest examples of how ffxiv can't escape shadowbringers is that they felt like they had to drag along the scions to dawntrail despite the fact that they have contributed functionally nothing to the narrative this entire time and it's very clear they want to move on to write something else at this point, but if you don't have G'raha Tia with you at all times, people will burn down the studio

[midwestmenac3]

thinking about how every time a guys face is revealed in ffxiv i keep going "god DAMNIT why is he hot too?!?!"

[badaxefamily]

Do y'all really want the devs to have to age up every random named NPC in five years? I swear none of these time bubble haters have thought about what the passage of time would require of the devs. Even a short amount of time would require ageing the models of all the young characters (even if you leave out seasonal characters like the Moonfire Miqo'te, there's plenty in MSQ) and old characters would die before long. In a few years' time they'd have to change everyone's model. To say nothing of the WoL.

[bufomancer]

to do list today:

-drop off Uriangier the mouse w foster

-get supplies for new gerbil foster

-vet visit for gerbils and Feather the rat

-petsit friend’s critters

-bring gerbils and supplies to their new foster

-send intake form for rats

-get ice cream w my wife

[badaxefamily]

I'm only about halfway through Dawntrail but it's great. We got:

Alphinaud still knows how to gather firewood

Early on someone says "hear, feel, think" in a normal sentence

Big fat tacos

✨Feels✨

"It's not the Allagans again is it?"

Uriangier and Thancred just keep adopting more kids

yeehaw shindig hootenany

alpaca spit

[xiv-wolfram]

Pixies - Comic Script

Shadowbringers - lvl 72

Wolfram is high on Pixie mushrooms in Il Mheg. This is the best thing I've ever written.

Wolfram Saga Comics (Chronological)

This is the script for a future comic. Posting for those who don’t want to wait to get the story. Numbers indicate frame number. A/B mean a frame is split.

Part 1

Shot of Pixie area in Il Mheg. Narrator - "Wolfram, Thancred, Minfilia, and the twins have journeyed to I'll Mheg in search of Uriangier. Wolfram, feeling down about how he left things on the source, was all too eager to play with the pixies when they asked." The Scions stand around talking while Wolfram dances around in the background with pixies. 

Alisae takes Thancred aside - "So - we both know about him and Commander Aldynn right?" Wolfram doing cartwheels in the background.

Thancred shocked - "Oh, he told you as well?!"

Alisae annoyed - "Only because he was horribly drunk."

Thancred beams - "Aye, that's the way to loosen his tongue! So, why do you ask? Did something happen?" Wolfram holding onto a pixie trying to fly with them.

Alisae rolls her eyes - "From what I gather, Raubahn wants to be with him and for some reason he feels he can't even though he wants to.I don't understand all the dramatic nonsense. Just that our friend is hurting worse than I've ever seen him." Wolfram higher off the ground with the help of 2 pixies.

Thancred concerned - "Oh… he didn't tell me. I kept trying to help them get back together, but I suppose there was no point in my efforts if he himself is against it." 

Alisae /facepalm - "The world is in danger and you're upset your matchmaking attempts didn't work out? Gods, I'm surrounded by romantic fools. I wish we could give him time to grieve but we need to save this shard."

Thancred smiles sadly - "Can't he have a bit of fun? They did ask us to play after all." 

Alisae surprised - "Did you not see him stuffing his face with the mushrooms they gave him?!" Wolf falling back to earth.

Thancred surprised - "Oh! That's not good." 3 pixies hovering over Wolf, who is still on the ground. *stars*

Alisae smirks - "I have a feeling you've more experience with this kind of thing. Just… do something to snap him out of it."

Part 2

Thancred walks over to the stunned Wolfram, kneels down, and shoves a leaf in his mouth - "Here, this moss will counteract the pixie magic. You want to tell me why you agreed to play with them and were fool enough to eat their food?"

Wolfram beams and boops Thancred on the nose - "Nah! Did you know - you have a cute lil baby face?"

Thancred laughs - "I've been told as much by many women. Didn't expect it from you, though."

Wolfram smugly explains - "Well you do!"

Wolf makes a pouty face and points at Ryne - "But now you have another baby to care for… but you're making her sad."

Thancred surprised - "She's hardly a baby! And what do you know of it?! You've just met her."

Wolf smiles smugly and dramatically holds a hand to his heart - "Because I know how she feels, dummy! That Crystal's curse. She looks up to you like a daughter. But you're a meanie hurting her feelings."

Thancred annoyed - "What do you care?"

Wolf smiles sadly, looking at the ground - "because I'm a meanie too. I hurt the ones that love me. I hurt him."

Wolf /content, points at himself - "So, don't be me. Be nice And you go save the world and I'll just stay here and play with the pretty fairies, okay?"

Thancred scoffs as he hands Wolf more moss - "Man, you are a mess…and I can tell you're hurting. If I could leave you here to play in the flowers I would. Here, have some more."

Wolf excitedly eating moss - "Oooh sugar floss! Hey *nom* was the sky always this green?!" Thancred sits down next to him.

Close shot. Thancred smiles sadly - "So, how about this. I'll be nice if you will. I'll start being kinder to the Oracle and when we're home you get back together with the General. Your political concerns don't matter."

Wolf laying on the grass, making snow angels in the flowers and beaming - "He's a Commander now. I'm soooo proud of him! My gladiator is running our homeland!"

Thancred raises an eyebrow and smiles, looking down at him - "Yes yes, you know what I mean. So will you do it? Go be happy with "Your gladiator?" "

Wolf still making grass angels /biggrin  - "Sorry, can't do it! I'm a monster! You be nice to the girl though, okies?" Thancred - "What do you mean you're a monster?"

Wolf stops making grass angels ands winks at Thancred - "Can't tell you that! It's a secret! So - you two save this world. And then come back and we can all just play with the faeries! They're so beautiful! Maybe if we're good little playthings for them they'll give us wings too!"

Thancred surprised - "You don't want to return to the Source?!"

Wolf holds his hand in front of his face, staring at it like he's trying to figure out what it is. Smiles sadly - "I don't belong there. I belong with the fae. It hurts less here. Everything hurts less."

Thancred scoffs and throws over more moss - "Okay, time for more candy. Eat up." Thought - 'How long does this take to work?'

Wolf covering his stuffed mouth and literally says - "Nom nom nom nom nom!"

Thancred facepalm - "Godsdammit Wolf are you even swallowing it?!"

Wolf looking guilty with stuck out cheek - "Yeppers!"

Camera focus back on the twins and Ryne talking, Thancred straddling Wolf in the background. Wolf pushing back Thancred's hands. Wolf yelling - "NOOO! Yucky! You can't make me!"

The teens start turning to watch them. Thancred - "Damnit Wolf don't force me to draw my blade!" Wolf - "I've swallowed swords much bigger'n that!"

Teens watching, Alisae facepalm, Alphi embarrassed, Ryne confused.  Thancred - "WHAT?! Ah! So the Ul'dahn legends are true!" Wolf - "FOUGHT! I mean fought swords bi -"

Back to Wolf and Thancred. Thancred straddling Wolf. Pinning Wolf's hands above him with one arm and covering his mouth and nose with the other hand. Wolf's eyes wide. Thancred - "Whatever, just swallow the damned medicine!"

Back to teens. Ryne, uncomfortable - "So… You two are in charge, right?" Alphinaud facepalm - "Yes. Until we find Y'Shtola or Uriangier at least." Alisae explains smugly - "Those two are really just the muscle of the group, fear not you're in good hands!"

Thancred still straddling Wolf, raising arms in triumph. Wolf gagging - "So bitter." Thancred - "All right! Now let's find Uriangier!"

Wolfram Saga Comics (Chronological)

[indyexploits]

I'd honestly bet money that he knows quite a bit about it. Ranking Scions off the top of my head...

Uriangier - Probably has an encyclopedic knowledge of every possible move and combination. Beware.

Y'shtola - Extremely high win ration, always cool and calm while playing, almost feels like she's cheating (but we know she's not)

Tataru - Look, you know damn well she's good at playing people, you think that won't translate to Mahjong?

Estenien - Likely spent half his time in Doma playing the game while visiting bath houses. He's good. He'd still leave the table to go get a hot dog rather than watch you play though.

Krile - Plays casually, but has a good understanding of fundamentals which is more than half the battle

Thancred - Hates every moment of playing but isn't terrible at it. You can tell he's half-assing it.

Alphinaud - Has studied every possible move and could teach you to play, but can't for the life of him win against anyone he doesn't know

Alisae - She's fine at the game but gets too easily frustrated by other people's head games and winds up making mistakes, not because of said head games but because she's frustrated

Wat the hell does estinien know about mahjong

[personalitynexus]

‘Try’ + Thancred Waters

{XX}

"And here I was about to put the cakes and teas away for the night." The beaten Scion chuckled with a wince as he held a hand to his ribs. Those were going to smart in the morning, even after a healers touch. He might need to have Uriangier look at that later.

"What's it going to be then, chaps? Tea or cake?" He put his best attempt at a smile on his beaten face, his free hand relaxed at his side but ready to draw his weapon should the need arise. He hoped the need wouldn't come.

"Well? Come on then, I haven't got all soddin' night."

[totallycorrectffxivquotes]

Urianger: I promise I won’t make a pact with a demon

WoL: I don’t completely believe you, but that’s okay.

[lunaticstar]

the Il Mheg comedy hour 

[trans-alphinaud]

@uwurianger

Astral Stasis

[starswornoaths]

Beetle to Serella: "Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

Princess Bride ask starters- Accepting!

“D’you suppose the Fuath remember their names from before they drowned?” Serella asked Beetle as they lay in the flower fields near Handmirror Lake. 

“If they do, I’m not sure it would even matter.” Beetle replied with a shrug. “They don’t seem keen on talking in aught but riddles.”

“I mean, sure, they’re fae folk, that’s what they do. I’d wager they remember, even if a little, if someone asked them.” 

"Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has." Beetle dismissed.

Challenged- and how could Serella possibly pass up a challenge- the Paladin sat up abruptly.

“Why don’t we ask them?” She suggested. 

“Have you learned nothing from Uriangier? The best way to deal with the Fuath is to not.” Beetle huffed.

“Oh please. When have I ever listened to him?” Serella said, springing up to her feet. “Besides, I’d argue he’d encourage research in the pursuit of knowledge!”

Beetle was unmoved by her pumping her fist in the air excitedly. “I’ll remember to say something nice at your funeral.”

Beetle had faintly hoped it would discourage her from going. A hope promptly dashed when she heard the sound of splashing water and looked up to find that Serella had already dove in.

“Lucia must have taken away her brain cell for the day.” Beetle sighed, laying back down on the flowers.

When Serella washed up from the edge of the lake some half a bell later, vomited a knot of kelp that had clearly been shoved in her mouth, and said, “I was right,” and promptly collapsed into the mud, Beetle only sighed and sat next to her. She’d wake up. Eventually.

[yelowcat]

One time, I had an Yda glamour on my Paladin and hung out with a friend who had Uriangier’s costume.

[trans-alphinaud]

i am so bad at the following people quests. i have to do them like four times