#urdeadpoet123

[thejugheadparadox]

JUGHEAD IS NOT GAY… (Maybe he is) STOP TREATING HIM LIKE HES GAY (Again maybe he is ga)

i need you to know that this is the funniest ask i think i will ever receive. may you be blessed in all your endeavours

[twilight-at-midnight]

Crazy Girls

Pairing: Jane x (female) reader

Warnings: None

Requested: Yes

Request: @urdeadpoet123

Prompts: 11, 13, 14, 16, and 22, with Jane, also 8, 9, 10, 15, and 18, with Riley.

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“Don’t talk to me like that!” Jane snarls at you, taken you by surprise.

Jane had never once raised her voice at you, though it may have happened once or twice before, she would normally never do that. Even if the two of you getting into an arguments, you try avoiding these things but Jane presses forward sometimes a little aggressively. Of course, she never means it, all of it has come from the heat of the moment.

“Not cool, (Y/n)!!! It’s not cool at all!!!”

Jane had taken you along with her on tasks and the recent current one had gone wrong.

Right now, Jane was getting after you like a child would when getting caught swiping a cookie from the jar that was out of reach. It was an accident really, you noticed that Jane was having trouble and tried helping her out of it. Which was what nearly got you killed after stepping in front of Jane, the result being you getting hurt. Jane was pissed as on the other hand, you would do anything for her, even if it costs your life. Jane lets out an angry huff, she wasn’t mad at you in particular, just of your actions.

“Hey! I just saved your life!”

Jane only glared at you before saying anything about the situation.

“I can banish you, you know?”

“I’ve seen you do worse, you know?” you shoot back at her.

“You’ll wanna stop right there if you want to see tomorrow.”

That got you extremely quiet.

You couldn’t believe the cruel words Jane, your mate, had just said to you.

“Jane!” you finally mustered out.

“Keep your voice down! You’re going to make a scene!”

“Excuse me, I have to go make a scene!” you mocked.

Which is what really happens, you run off as Jane stood there, not looking back until you were completely out of sight.

Jane wasn’t going to let you get away from this. At this point, both you and Jane started arguing after finding you. The both of you know that the scene wasn’t going to happen, and for your sakes, that was probably one of the best decisions to have made, to allow it not to come around any further than it needs to be. You were looking for something to eat when you hear a voice behind you. Turning around, you come face to face with Alec, he a had a look on his face that said he had something to say or some questions. Still feeling upset from the argument, you did your best to remain calm as you greeted him.

“What can I do for you?”

“Do you want to tell me what that was about?”

You couldn’t help but feel slightly embarrassed knowing he had heard your argument with Jane, but that didn’t last long once you have given a response.

“Listen, I’m sorry you had to hear that. As you know, I’m still just getting used to the idea of being mated to Jane, however, I’m not going to go back and apologize for something that I’m not wrong about.”

“What would you be wrong about?”

“The task took a wrong turn and I stepped in front of her, helping her out and not to mention saving her life. Instead of being appreciative about it, she took it as something I’ve done wrong.”

“You had try telling her otherwise?”

“Yes, of course..”

As you were about to go on to say more, a sudden flash had caught your attention. Knowing it was Jane, you almost feel upset all over again and decided to be a pest against Jane for the moment.

“Did you see that? You saw that, right? Someone here?”

Alec was obviously quite amused by your childish game there, and Jane looked agitated by it.

She stood in front of you as you smirked while continuing the game.

“Oh, it’s you.”

Before you could speak another word, you grimaced as Jane roughly takes hold of your hand and pulls you behind her back to her room.

“I think we need to discuss this, (Y/n).”

“What’s there to be discussed about?”

“A lot.”

You stop yourself from scoffing and rolling your eyes as she continues.

“It’s not that I’m grateful for you saving my life, but you have to understand that I could have lost you.”

Those words struck you like no other, this was really the first time Jane was showing how much you meant to her and not only that, you were given a taste of her point of view all at once.

You can’t recall on the last time you have felt so delighted about something in your life. Jane truly loved you, and with you still being human made it uneasy for her to put her worries to ease. Slowly and carefully did Jane step forward and pull you into her embrace as you allowed it.

“I can’t lose you.”

“Than turn me.”

Your command had taken Jane off guard, so much so that she had to pull away and study you closely. As she does so, the look on your face only told her that you were being dead serious before pulling you back into her.

“Are you sure? I was going to wait until you were ready, (Y/n).” she nearly whispered your name.

If losing your humanity meant spending forever with your mate, you were more than willing to give it all up for her. Lose it all for her, the one you loved most.

“Yes..”

Jane nods and takes you to be placed on the bed before hovering over you.

With her now just inches away from you, Jane leans and whispers in your ear, sending shivers down your spine.

“It’s going to hurt, but I’ll be with you through all of it.” she promises and you nod in response as she plants a few kisses before officially biting you.

You want to scream as the burning sensation of her venom courses through your veins, but you can’t.

You wanted yo reach for her to have something to hold onto, but you can’t. This process has you paralyzed until a few days later when you wake up from it. Jane may be a tough cookie towards you at times, but the love you have for each other is real, and that’s all that mattered to you both.

The bright future ahead of you.

***

Requests: open

@twilight-at-midnight

Characters:

• Edward

• Carlisle

• Jasper

• Emmett

• Benjamin

• Jacob

• Vladimir

• Stefan

• Aro

• Marcus

• Caius

• Alec

• Jane

• Bella

• Alice

• Rosalie

• Victoria

• Riley.

• Bella

[thejugheadparadox]

IM SORRY BUT THE 6TH SEASON MAKES NO SENSE PLUS THERE IS NO BUGHEAD SO 😭😭😭😭

Bughead is a lie made up by the government to sell more gay boyfriends. I'm sorry u had to find out this way 😔

[thejugheadparadox]

I just saw something… Jughead x Dilton im kinda freaking out here?!?😰 Like why don’t I hate it?? Why?!?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOW we're on the same page FOR REAL. you dont hate it because its true and perfect. i would say beautiful but i dont think they have capacity to be beautiful about it i think it would be sooo messed up for both of them but in a slay way. if u think about it dilton was the proto bret weston wallis (jugheads og homoerotic enemy)

[thejugheadparadox]

IM GONNA SAY IT JARCHIE IS A NO FROM ME IS ARCHIE DEF A CLOSETED GAY HELL YEA IS JUGHEAD A RAGJNG BISEXUAL HELL YEA BUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT I WILL NOT STAND TO SUPPORT JARCHIE SORRY NOT SORRY BROSKIES

you dont even understand how important it is to me to make you see the light of jarchieism now. i scoured the internet for a disproportionate amount of time to find the perfect jarchie edit to save this town once and for all and decided on this one by @lonesomedotmp3 but idk if i can trust my judgement rn tbh. it made me feel a lot of things. its just like. you know i had this stupid idea that after graduation instead of going to college we'd both move to new york you were this writer and id be this musician and we'd both live in like the east village or something just doing our thing

[thejugheadparadox]

look. all i’m saying is I don’t understand the whole mothmen yhing. I neeeeed someone to explain it to me now im ngl i love riverdale like so so much buttt I personally feel like the newer seasons could be a little better, I love i mean LOVE 1, 2, 4, and 5, 3 it was okay and 6 well i just need someone to explain it to me cuz it make no sense in my brain. That was a lot of words. 🤭🤭

soz i took so long to answer just wanted to do it adequatelyyy basically in slightly stoned earnest i see the mothmen as like jugheads genre supernatural fantasy as author within rivervale because like the explosion let the story in it let narrative creep through the cracks and seep in with every weird horror comic that archie comics has ever released and every weird idea that fucked with the comics code which archie comics was the last to maintain. the story got in and ate everything until it ate itself and started vomiting (s7) and now even riverdale the show is going to disintegrate and be part of that same like literary ether its maybe the perfect investigation of genre and cycles and its just this glorious time loop of itself and its the show of the century. ok i typed a whole load more but it was so stoned i was like this is mental. i agree that a large portion of s7 has been very weak but i maintain ive at least had some fun the whole time which is more than i can say for many other shows. s6 i just love her :( shes just so perfect to me :( she is an exploration of riverdales fabulously morphic tone and aesthetic and constant joyousness it has in how many things it can do and be it makes me happy to think about where art is going. this is my truth

[thejugheadparadox]

…That Jarchie video you made me watch made me cry. Like bawl my eyes out kinda cry WHY WAS IT SO SAD! WTH!! WHY DID YOU DI THIS TO ME?!?

BUT LIKE DO YOU GET IT NOW THOUGH??? YOU GET IT NOW RIGHT??

[thejugheadparadox]

BRO IDK?? YOU HAVE ME QUESTIONING MY WHOLE DAMN EXISTENCE!

YESSSSSS THANK GOD FOR JARCHIE JAUGUST JOIN THE WAR ON JARCHIE ON THE SIDE OF JARCHIE!!!!

[thejugheadparadox]

OKKK BUT WHH MOTHMEN OF ALL THINGS AND NO EVEN KEEPING JUG APART OF THE SERPENTS IS JUST MEAN

MOTHMAN IS MOTHMAN FOREVER IM SORRY ONE THING I CANT HANDLE IS MOTHMAN SLANDER!!! THAT WAS ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA UNDER THAT SUIT!!!!

[thejugheadparadox]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN GAY BOYFRIENDS?!?! ALSO IM REWATCHING RIVERDALE. KING SERPENT JUGHEAD FOR LIKE!! ALL HALE THE KING😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Yasssss I'm rewatching too I also think jughead should return 2 his class warrior era all hail the PROLETARIAT!!!!!

[thejugheadparadox]

Yall people (Plus king jug) are the only things keeping me alive rn

yeah honestly same...

[twilight-at-midnight]

Running out of time

Pairing: Alec Volturi x reader

Warnings: mentions of an abusive ex ⚠️

Requested: @urdeadpoet123

Prompts:

#18 & #19

***

There has always been always a big risk when it comes to the world of vampires, a world you never thought to have existed until you meant him, Alec Volturi.

Alec is an ice cold individual, and is cruel towards humans. Until your chance encounter of meeting one another, Alec knew immediately that you were his mate. Not really by choice but more like by fate, but that would all change very soon. Alec could be just as cruel as the other kings and although he could get a little frightening, he was more lenient towards you, but only slightly if you were to screw up on a simple task by mistake.

In the beginning, Alec was nowhere near fond of you, it didn’t matter if he was a little more lenient, but the his perspective of you changed completely when he saw you being chased by an abusive ex. At first, he thought the young man was just one of those who found you attractive and made it his mission to not stop chasing after you until you give him a phone number. Though you were a fast runner, you weren’t fast enough and the man gripped you tightly after catching your wrists and forcing you forwards to make eye contact with him. That was when Alec knew something wasn’t right, and seeing someone put their hands on you like that, made him livid. So he was on his way to put a stop to it before things escalated more than they should. When the man tried to pull you away from the castle, that was when Alec showed up and followed. It was a good thing too, and you were never more thankful to have Alec around.

Your ex’s car was a few feet away when Alec got there, your ex trying his hardest to get you in the car. After getting a brief whiff of the car, it was a smell you would never forget, it was the same smell that will be giving you nightmares of the incident. Alec manages to quickly grab you and start the way back to the castle, but not without a brief confrontation with the ex who tried taking you away from him. First, Alec turns and steps in front of you, so that your out of view. In this moment, Alec briefly grabbed him by the throat and appeared to be very intimidating as he threatens the guy. However, the threat didn’t seem to phase the guy at all… well almost.

“If I see you on castle grounds again, you will be ripped apart by me personally!” Alec yelled.

“Relax man, I was just asking her for directions!”

“Oh yeah? Directions to what?”

“That’s personal business, I was just saying I wasn’t here to cause harm or trouble.”

“I think hell is that way.” Alec says, pointing to his car.

“You’re going to hell, that’s where I hope you turn up!” Alec sharks with a hint of venom in his voice.

The man rolled his eyes like this was some kind of big joke that was not humorous in anyway at all. But than the man comes back with his own remark, one that made it hard for Alec to hold himself back from causing more problems or to have more tension growing.

“I already know it. I’ll see you there.”

With that being said, the ex had walked back and got in his car and drove away. This time, for good, you never see him again after this thanks to Alec showing up when he did. That was quite an ordeal for the both of you, but the only thing that matters is the fact it was over and even though it didn’t last more than a half hour, it felt like an eternity. Once the whole ordeal was over, Alec helped you back inside the castle.

For the rest of the day, the evening, Alec was showing his more affectionate side by taking care of you and making sure you had everything you needed. This was when he became more of you.

When he felt he was running out of time getting to you earlier.

Alec became your hero.

***

@twilight-at-midnight

Requests: open

Characters:

• Edward Cullen

• Carlisle Cullen

• Jasper Cullen

• Emmet Cullen

• Jacob Black

• Riley

• Victoria

• Vladimir

• Stefan

• Alice

• Rosalie

• Bella

[twilight-at-midnight]

Riley Biers

Pairing: Riley Biers x reader

Warnings: None

Requested: @urdeadpoet123 I’m sorry this is so short, I’ve been busy lately because I’m getting ready to move and I’m dealing with writer’s block

Request:

Can you do one with 26 19 10 and 11 of funny category with Riley?? And throw some of your own stuff in there???❤️❤️

***

“Kiss me again.”

It was a simple request from Riley, your mate. But since Riley seemed to be in the mood for teasing you today, you thought it was only fair to give back the time of teasing as a taste of his own medicine.

So when you were close enough, about to kiss, you pulled away at the last minute, earning you a look of disappointment from Riley. Riley begins to question you about the sudden action you took by pulling away.

“What was that for?”

The playful smirk on your face faltered as it’s replaced by you laughing lightly at his reaction. You honestly didn’t know what kind of reaction to expect, but now that you got it, you couldn’t help but find it a little funny.

Although Riley was truly confused, you had your own fun and made your back to him. Of course you gave him what he asked for, but only so little of it. It turned out to be only a single kiss and that’s what made him begin to feel more agitated since the start of your game. When Riley tries again, you back and this time, earning a growl from him before more questions come to light.

“What’s going on here? What are you doing?”

Riley knew what was going on, he just wanted to play along and see how far you were willing to take this little game.

You smile innocently before replying.

“Nothing, darling.”

“Than why are you not kissing me?”

“Well, what can I say? I’m a badass.”

Riley playfully rolls his eyes, and before you know it, he’s already closing the distance between you both as your back hits the wall behind you.

You watch as Riley slowly allows his cold hand to latch onto your chin, cupping it before locking lips with you. Normally, Riley is gentle with you with you still being human, but this time the kiss is more rough than usual and as you found yourself wanting more of it, Riley pulls away while letting out a chuckle. The look on your face is the same one he had given you earlier when you first pulled away.

Brushing your hair out of your eyes, he couldn’t help but let a smirk plaster his lips before saying what was on his mind at that second.

“Now I’ve got you exactly where I want you.”

The sudden kiss is quickly interrupted when he pulls away without warning.

“What?” You question.

Apparently, Emmett and Jasper had walked in and found the scene before them amusing.

Turning to face then, Riley gently takes a hold of your wrist before pulling you away into a different room. Finding this almost ridiculous, you start to speak.

“It’s just Emmet and Jasper-“

“Don’t. Just stay with me, I didn’t like the way they were staring at you, us.”

Thinking back on dark times, it dawned on you that the last time he said this was shortly after Victoria had threatened to kill you.

So, you remain silent and complied.

***

Requests: open

@twilight-at-midnight

Characters:

• Edward Cullen

• Carlisle Cullen

• Emmett Cullen

• Jasper Cullen

• Alice

• Rosalie

• Bella

• Jacob

• Aro

• Marcus

• Caius

• Alec

• Jane

• Vladimir

• Stefan