#urbanverse

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🗝️  ashnotwilliams

What does a guy have to do to get his dick sucked by a vampire

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hey

🗝️ ashnotwilliams

@wolfgirldick come get your slut of a boyfriend

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:(

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📚  lovingjdee Follow

People treat demonic possession like it makes you unclean or wrong but I'm here to tell you: you're loved. You're valid. Possession is a natural part of life. There's nothing to be ashamed of.

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OP IS AN INCUBUS

GUYS YOU REALLY HAVE TO CHECK THE CONTEXT OF THESE SORT OF POSTS

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if we were dating i would hold your hand until i couldn't hold on anymore. i would record the sunrises and sunsets so i could try and describe to you how i see you. i would make your favorite foods and make you mixes for every occasion. i would hug you every time i saw you, and i would love you for as long as you'll let me. i would cuddle up with you while we're doing homework and do the same when we're done. i would love you unconditionally and wholly, until i could see the stars like you do.

UNTIL I COULD SEE THE STARS LIKE YOU DO, OH MY GOD

skylar i’m fucking  crying i love you so much thank you for being in life i can’t wait to see you again

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you get no context other than the fact that urbanverse is my wack urban fantasy universe and when i say fantasy i mean science fantasy.

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💽  installationwiizard ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ Follow

Thought this was going to be a good day and then i spilled my bowl of soup all over my blanket. fuck my stupid baka life

🎱  wolfgirldick Follow

When the fates deal you a shitty card, become tougher.

Suck it out of the blanket.

💽  installationwiizard ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ Follow

You're so right tumblr user wolfgirldick. can we kiss

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B-but we're both girls! >-<

🔥 venusdiagrams Follow

I remember once I decided to smoke bliss in the bathroom of a hotel in Hellhole, California (i won't say which one because I could get doxxed lol) but thing is I lowkey forgot 1) I was using Mars' body and 2) she's a massive lightweight when it comes to drugs like she smells weed and she's already giggling and getting the munchies so there i was zooted out of my mind at the first whiff and seeing little Hyeronimus Bosch lookin things every fucking where so I needed clean air adn my high ass decided I had to leave the hotel wholesale because according to high me's logic if i opened the window the goverment helicopters would locate me and put us back in the facility Mars' father experimented on us in (long fucking story) right??? so picture me (chronologically 12 year old thoughtform like i was fucking smart enought to nOT DO THAT while sober lol) waddling barefoot to the entrance hall of a cheap California hotel and I had ALSO forgotten there was a wizard convention and one sixty something guy with a huge pointy hat and more drip than Leviathan locked eyes with me and I think they were trying to ask me "hey kid are you alright" and i legit thought that was Pyramidhead from Silent Hill that was coming to chop me in little pieces so i started crying in the middle of the lobby and the lobby boys like looked at me and just saw a 5 foot tall transgender woman with a mullet and a DYKEFAG t shirt bought for ten dollars in etsy and gave me dirty looks and shit. Fortunately one of the waiters at the bar was a decent human being and like sat me dawn at an emtpy table and gave me a bowl of mushroom soup which i just horfed in record time. And that's why I cant have mushroom soup anymore because it reminds me of the time I thought I was going to get hatecrimed by Pyramidhead. in my underwear.

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🎹  lamortedarthur Follow

You couldn't waterboard that out of me

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Certified soup post

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🦠  shiftshaper1982 Follow

i love fly the movie. who gave d cronnie permission "cheeseburger " "i am a bug now!" screaming and shitting the bed and fuckign

*turns into a hoop snake and rolls away*

⚗️  the-raven-witch ✅✅ Follow

What the fuck is this post???

💽  installationwiizard ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅  Follow

Chronically offline behavior. Touch some silicon chips

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⚗️ the-raven-witch ✅✅ Follow

What the hell is that? Where did you find that? Do you think this is funny? To bully an adult in the replies to a tumblr post? You are just as incomprehensible as OP is.

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Dude chill its a dumpy emoji

📚   lovingjdee Follow

Dante stop being unfunny on my partner's cronenberg shitpost or I swear to Asmodeus I will choke you in your sleep

🦠  shiftshaper1982 Follow

its fine actually i dont mind this

**turns into a hoop snake and rolls away*

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Investing at 12 notes

🦠  shiftshaper1982 Follow

Im going to fuking kill you

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doesnt help that dante (witch) (goth) (professional potion maker) (brooding always) is the urbanverse equivalent of a textbook slytherin the guy would get profiled so fucking fast and he would never understand half of it like... you're telling my transgender gay ass that my magic casting style makes me predestined to become a fascist?

all this harry potter debacle just reminded me that whatever's going on in the wizarding world would be basically a fascistic dystopia in my urban fantasy setting.

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i have made hananaki disease a real thing in my urban fantasy universe (aka urbanverse aka real life if it sucked even more) and because im a medical student and a specbio enthusiast and also aromantic I have made it an actual bad thing

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Every time you make vampires sexy I make my vampires more unfuckable. Equivalent exchange.

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um hey im sorry but we exposed your boyfriend to corrupting dark magic and it latched on to his negative emotions. and now your boyfriend is evil beyond compare. sorry.

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it’s good that tumblr is talking about vampires because I am thinking about the absolutely messed up (endearingly so) vampires in my oc universe (urbanverse) (I’ve talked about it before) and I really want to talk about urban!vampires can we talk about urban!vampires?

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Urbanverse DEFINITELY has politically incorrect jokes about paranormal sapients