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[seiwas]

@vierisqe @soumies

He has a feeling that the new girl running the front desk at the gym is going to be a problem—a distraction disguised in a gym uniform polo and khaki pants.

It starts with you smiling too brightly as he walks in one morning, all teeth and that little twinkle in your eye that feels like trouble when you scan his membership card.

“Good morning, Mr. Riley.” 

“It’s just Simon,” he tells you as he takes his card off the counter. 

The following day, it’s the same, except Johnny is there to make it worse.

He nudges Simon with his elbow. “She’s kinda pretty, huh?”

“Say it any louder, and she’ll hear you, mate,” he grumbles.

Simon’s not blind; of course, he knows you’re pretty, but he doesn’t have time to commit to anything outside of work—even if you smile at him like you’re happy to see him and how he’ll think about it later: on missions, at his desk, during morning runs. His head is nothing short of woven webs with thoughts of you stuck in the middle.

Honestly, it’s that you—

(You try to make small talk with him every morning, and Simon is starting to think it’s just for him because on the days he doesn’t come alone, you merely scan his card and go back to reading the open paperback book on the desk.)

It’s weird because it’s almost like you—

(He bumps into you at the supermarket and makes a dumb joke about carrots that makes you laugh. It makes him a little tongue-tied and awkward afterward because he realizes he hasn’t talked to a woman outside of only wanting a quick fuck in a really long time, but more importantly, he wants to hear it again. 

Instead, he tosses potatoes in his cart and walks away.)

He tells himself it means nothing, or not how Simon wants it to.

You’re just…he’s not even sure; acquaintances? Maybe more than that, but less than friends. Somewhere in that odd in-between phase where he only knows bits and pieces but not the whole picture.

Sometimes, he wishes—

(Simon doesn’t know what he’s doing the first time he invites you to meet the guys from work on a night out. He’s dated around a few times and had his fair share of hook-ups, but this isn’t like that. His palms are sweaty, more than usual, and no amount of wiping them on the thighs of his jeans keeps them dry.

Then you walk into the bar in a dress that’s probably too light for early spring in London—even though he stares appreciatively at the long expanse of your legs as you walk up to the table��and he wishes he wasn’t introducing you as his friend.)

But you—

(A new development happens after you slip him your phone number on one of the gym’s business cards—it’s weird that we don’t have each other’s numbers, so message me sometime or whatever—and he messages you ‘hey’ right before he leaves for a mission a few days later. 

It slowly shifts and changes over time.

You start sending him texts in the morning. Never an actual good morning text, but of the dogs you take on walks, the sunrise, the new flower box in your window. Somehow, it’s better.)

You really are—

(His house feels too hot, and he’s distracted from the movie by how close you are, how your leg drapes over his under the blanket, fingers fisting into his sweater at his stomach that clenches. An ache that grows, throbbing, spreading from his abdomen to his groin.

It feels monumental—something more than the gentle touch to the elbow to squeeze by each other in his entryway earlier or giving you his jacket that night at the bar—a tilt of the axis that makes the messy pieces fall neatly into place. 

He must be staring because you glance up at him, smiling, and the sound from the TV turns into white noise in the background.

“Can I…would you—fucking hell,” Simon runs a hand through his hair. “Can I kiss you?”

When your lips press against his, and his hands are pulling you onto his lap, where you settle hotly against his dick tenting in his jeans, he wonders why neither of you has done this before. Just kissing—him licking the seam of your mouth, and you panting his name.

“I’ve wanted to do that for a while,” you mumble, lips brushing his.

“Me too,” and he fists his hand into the hair at your nape and pulls you back to his mouth.)

“I knew you’d be trouble,” he tells you one day, glaring at the bloke further down the bar who tried making a swipe at your ass before Simon showed up, towering over his shoulder with your fruity cocktail in hand.

“Oh, yeah?” you giggle, leaning into his side.

“Yeah,” the corners of his mouth quirk, though he hides it when he presses a kiss against your temple. “A real pain in my ass, love.”

“But yours.”

This time, he does smile. “Yes, but mine.”

[rxtgallows]

i domt want to sound ungrateful for what my family spends their money on for me but i actually hate what amazon has done to christmas like it is just a little disappointimg to get amazon branded comic book template and amazon branded pencils and mass produced amazon clown doll and mass produced amazon clothes. im not even saying like. how dare you get me all these cheap gifts and not something expensive it just feels like there is less thought put into it… idc about getting a lot of things or expensive things but te clown for example. i collect clowns and they are special to me because they are all secondhand or handmade so they feel very ooak and that individuality is very important to me. brand new mass produced amazon clown betrays my collection policy bc if i could just go oline and look up “clown doll” and buy everything i see it wldnt be very fun ir special anymore. ig its a little different receiving a gift from someone who did that but the general idea is the same.

the three most sacred gift giving practices btw:

-handmade gift

-sharing something you love w someone else (bonus if u r combining it with their interests and likes)

-unrelated out amd about and u find soemthing that reminds you of them (i have so mamy of these in a bag i keep forgetting to give to people. yhey are christmas presents now)

[aroace-poly-show]

anothwr one.

my sona looks so much worse than urs </3

UWAHHHHHHH NO YOURS IS SO UCTE TOOO@!!! friendship……

[enmusasblog]

Martin Høybye släpper singeln ”Where The Water Was”

Martin Høybyes låt "Where The Water Was" betonar vikten av att vara medveten om vårt beroende av naturen och hur vi kan dra nytta av de kunskaper som förts vidare genom generationer. Låten släpps 24 november och är den andra singeln från Martin Høybyes kommande album Songs in the Key of Collaboration som släpps den 30 april 2024. Sången "Where The Water Was” berättar om påverkan som den första permanenta europeiska bosättningen vid västra Cape i Sydafrika hade på ursprungsbefolkningen, Khoi- och San-folken. Konsekvenserna lämnade ett arv fortfarande kännbart av deras ättlingar och i förlängningen också för ättlingar till många andra som lever med följderna av kolonialismen. Martin Høybye är sångare och låtskrivare med en doktorsexamen i sångkonstens processer. Han har sju fullängdsalbum under bältet, senast "The Hourglass Sessions” från 2019. Han har skrivit låtar i samarbete med människor i Sydafrika och på andra håll sedan 2018, sammanfattande erfarenheter av att leva med klimatförändringar och den biologiska mångfaldskrisen. "Where The Water Was” är resultatet av ett låtskrivarsamarbete med artisten Casper Ace (Gideon Malherbe), som är bosatt i Kapstaden.

Låten vill föra tankar till det förflutna sociala orättvisor till dagens miljööverträdelser. ”Where The Water Was” uppmanar till uppvaknande kring omsorg och sammanhang: 

“We as songwriters feel that if we can retrain ourselves to take care of water, in all its forms, we may simultaneously learn to address the challenges of environmental crises in constructive ways. Therefore “water” is used both as a physical, politcal, and metaphorical reference throughout the lyric,” säger låtskrivarna Casper Ace och Martin Høybye.

Mot slutet av 2022 träffades de två konstnärerna i centrala Kapstaden på evenemanget "Water & You" som  anordnats av "Future Water Institute" (UCT). Här bjöd de in allmänheten att medverka i en musikvideo för låten ”Where The Water Was". Varje deltagare fick läppsynkronisera till en rad ur låttexten som just de kände en koppling till.  Se videon här

Martin Høybye och Casper Ace riktar ett uppriktigt tack till alla som deltog i videon. Albumet Songs in the Key of Collaboration som släpps den 30 april 2024 genom Songcrafter Music innehåller tio låtar alla skrivna med personer som tackade ja till Martins öppna inbjudan att samskriva – oavsett tidigare erfarenheter inom musik. Alla låtar skapades utifrån medskrivarnas upplevelser. Albumet producerades av Dennis Ahlgren, och är en del av produkten Martin Høybyes konst- och praktikbaserade doktorsavhandling "Sånger i nyckeln till Samarbete - Att engagera sig i antropocena ögonblick genom personliga och kollaborativt låtskrivande" (Aarhus universitet, 2023). Det är hans 8:e fullängdsalbum, och Martin Høybye har även skrivit två musikrelaterade böcker (2010, 2016). Diverse lovord om Martin Høybye:

'Årets låtskrivare' – SongIsland

Hederspris – Danish Songwriters Guild

Danish Music Award-nominerad (Årets låtskrivare)

Danish Music Award-nominerad (Årets album)

Vinnare av Unison Songwriter's Competition

Flera finalistplaceringar och hedersomnämnanden, (USA Songwriting

Tävling, Internationell låtskrivartävling, The Great American

Song Contest, We are Listening). För mer information om Martin Høybye https://xn--martinhybye-mgb.dk/co-write-with-martin/ För frågor kontakta: Anette Ståhl – Enmusa Music tel: 0707 180120 anette@enmusa.se

[vaguelydefinedshapes]

I'M SWITCHING TO NEUROSCIENCE

Did you really change your bio to reflect your major 😭😭😭 sir--

what else r u supposed to put in there 😭😭

[themalcman]

Hey! I am very interested, since i know noone irl who plays hahaha... i have watched only a bit of youtube so i guess i'm pretty much a beginner, but i have dice! so there's that... just one thing, which timezone do you live in?

eyo!! yea im a beginner too so dw anlksdjf i wont be saying the time zone i live in cause its complicated, but i WILL say that wen we organize a session we'll be using UCT time

tho also not to get ur hopes up, im rethinking abt hosting these dnd sessions due to life being a jerk and getting in the way :'D, but if ever i hope i answered ur question <:

[jonghoshoe]

Pls one time I showed my ucts to best friend while talking about it to him and he was like 'what's that for r u stupid'

I hope he's not ur fiend anymore what the FUCK

[z7rkive]

HANSJJSHSH

Happy birthday @zombu7!!!

It’s really funny how I was planning to draw you a bunny!Harry based on the post you made earlier… And then the day I started sketching was the day you mentioned your birthday was just yesterday.

Thank you for messaging me first because otherwise I’d never be confident enough to approach you first aHaHahhAh.

[jooheonies]

🐧 if u want !!! i love u soooo much

IF I WANT??? WHAT I WANT  😤😤😤😤 IS TO WRITE NINETEEN PARAGRAPHS ABT ALL THE REASONS I !!! LOVE U!!!! KLDFJSDLK ANGEL URE THE !!! CUTEST MOST PERTTIEST GIRL I EVER MET !!! im prettty sure im jst,,,,,,,hyper attracted by ur virgo sun nd libra venus but,,,,,STILL!!!! HOTTEST GIRL ?? YEAH!!!! we bonded so passionately at first over our hatred of cancers,,,,nd  then u told me u thikn fire/truck is ncts best song so :/ idk :/ how :/ i feel :///,,,,,nd then i rmbr that ure so FUCKING ucte when u SMILE AND WHEN U JST ! SIT THERE!!!!! I LOVE U!!! ur lvoe fr raccoons??? cutest thign i saw a raccoon digging thru my tash can nd i was like :(( angel would probably thikn its liddle hands are cute :(((( also,,,,,i hate toes,,,,,bt id suck urs.,,,,or let u suck mine,,,,who knwos,,,, nd i also lvoe,,,,,how easily we both talk !!! we both love namyu and twice and GIRLS and naruto,,and the ROCK,,,,,its like,,,fate,,,,dare i say,,,,meantfor each other? anyways,,,,ure so beautiful ur cheekies,,,,wish i coul d give u smoochies all the time,,,my heart would EXPLODE!!!!

send me a 🐧 for my most honest opinion on u

[chickenfetus]

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 (i mean only one but to be Extra Festive(

BUT TO BE EXTRA festive yes of course dhjsshs ur so ucte i love u falen id die for u

why i followed you: falen ur right...... i followed u bc u reblogged my looking for ppl 2 follow post and ,, im pretty sure i thought u were my soulmate LMAO u liked hq and pkmn and i was fucking sold! smash that follow button also ur about was the hardest thing to read in my whole 14(15? when was it) years of living thanks love the aes hate the colourbhjmdmjdhbdhsjust kidding i love you its better now though queen of change omg going off tangent idk what being linear lines are nayway dude... our first conversation was bc of pkmn u were playing omega ruby i think?????? idk what i asked my clearly u said smth that blew my mind omg rememebr whne you were end of the world triple d wtf..... and then we talked about before you exit waht the fukc ! its been so long since then?? has it been like ... idk i made that post in june last last year so like.. 2 years??? has it been two years or did i make it last year wtf eitehr way a year has passed can u believe i cant 2017 is enidng??!!?!???! this is garbage im full of garbade im glad tldr i followed u bc we’re soulmates :D

what i like most about you: HUHUHUHUUHUHU I ALWAYS SAY THIS BUT I LOVE HOW POSITIVE YOU ARE !!! AND HOW!!!!!! HOW MUCH YOU THINK OF OTHERS AND HOW!!! why did i suddenly forget wtf fuck my life hold on ujmmdjhsshshhdhhj youre just?? always looking out for others yes and also!!!!!!!!!!!! i know youve gone through/are going through tough times but i absolutely respect and lOve the way you never fail to make others happy too also ur tags are always filled with love and compliments and i jjust want 2 say im proud of you for cutting the people who were 2 negative out of ur live queen of scissors snip snip ! you kno smth i love is that whenever theres a reminder/positivity post youll always rb it to all three of ur blogs bc the ppl who follow u r all different on those 3 blogs ur always looking out 4 others and im also so happi to see u releasing the inner bad thoughts despite ur positivity this sounds wrong but like... i love it duality of man thank u for always venting to me and u know u can always do it okay because im fine with seeing the bad stuff and its good 2 let loose!!!! i love you youve worked hard this year and im so glad youre taking things into your own hands and ive watched you grow more confident im sosososo happy thank you for being my friend up till now i know our friendship wont last forever but the moments we have together now are Worth it also ur the first person 2 wish me although not officially and the fact that u sent it so early worms my heart also !!!! ur fucking funny dont let anyone (even urslelf) tell u otherwise bc i love love chatting with u plus u dont have 2 b funny 2 be lovable i kno this bc i fucking love u! 

i hope u have a good rest of the night id die for u falen sleep well

mutuals send me ‘🎁’ for a compliment or send me ‘🎄’ for why i followed you / what i like most about you!

[bloojayoolie]

Advice, Facebook, and Family: Tell Me About It De Should I tell my sister to find a better job? A: Keep your opinion to yourself because it's not your business. And, information on companies with the problem you just identified is available to anyone who asks a search engine. Des Q: My sister has been selling for a multi-level marketing company for a few years now. It seems to be slightly better than some of them on wom R husb Hi deci beir she "only" Anonymous: I think it's a "damned- if-you-do, a damned-if-you-don't" situ- ation. If you say something now, you're peeing all over her dream. If you don't say something now, when she loses her life savings you'll be vilified for failing to warn her when you knew something has to buy her samples out-of-pocket, not her entire stock. I have learned to skim the Facebook calls to try this or buy that, and cheerfully refused to try the lat- est trial of whatever. What bothers me om Bay year One us. tur eve or w & al was wrong. There is likely a lawsuit (or 50) brought against the company by some state's (or states') attorney general's consumer fraud office; if it were me, I would email that information to my sister, then consider my duty com- pleted and mind my own business from that point forward. If not, maybe it is one of the good ones. pre uat tak CAROLYN HAX is: She seems to legit- imately think this is her possible future career path; she would like to escape a stressful day job. The MLMS sell this dream, because that's the only way for ate Incl iv- cee are on fin fia do anyone to succeed at them lower-level sellers, none of whom will make any real profit from selling prod- ucts. You have to make them believe more people who sell stuff like this that it will work for them, if only they often very expensive stuff most peo- try hard enough and recruit, too. I kind of want to scream, "They are taking advantage of you, and this will Many friends will feel obligated, even never make you money unless you start when they don't want to buy this taking advantage of other people!" but stuff, and others will refuse and then I am pretty sure this will just be met feel kinda guilty. My husband and I with platitudes about how great and once got into an argument because I supportive the MLM #tribe is. Do I keep my opinion to myself business because I didn't want to because it's not my business, or is that spend $80 on face cream. Ugh. Don't just chickening out? to recruit th ha Ugh: For what it's worth, I wish W to ple don't really need - before reaching out to their friends. would think st In ur st. W ly wasn't "supporting" our friend's side Ise U d- put your family and friends through this! Want to Scream Write "Tell Me About It,"c/o Washington Post, Style Plus, 1150 15th St. NW, Washington, D.C. 20071 or email tellme@washpost.com. ANTIQUES/COLI icoLECTIRLES/ OWE MLM discussion in an advice column in my local newspaper

[halaltae-old]

U HAVE A LOT OF LOVE IN UR HEART UR SO UCTE ??

AHH THIS MADE MY HEART SMILE🤧 💕💕💕💕💕 HSHDHS THANK UUUU BEBE!! UR THE CUTE ONE!!!

[decorfrontline]

Sky Farm / VRAP

New Post has been published on http://www.decorfrontline.com/index.php/2018/05/02/sky-farm-vrap/

Sky Farm / VRAP

minimal intervention. Image © Jiang Wang

Architects: VRAP

Location: Nantou Village, Shenzhen, Guangdong, China

Lead Architects: Minjie Si, Lei Yang, Jiang Wang

Design Team: Weixiong Jiang, Jingyi Du, Yunlu Hong, Huan Zhang, Jun Ma, Xinfei Guo, Chi Ma

Area: 400.0 m2

Project Year: 2018

Photographs: Jiang Wang, Minjie Si, Lei Yang, Peng Deng

Collaborators: Beijing University of Civil Engineering and Architecture, xfarm

Construction Supervisor: Fan Zhou

Volunteers: Department of Architecture of Shenzhen University: Zaohuan Xu, Chang Xu, Li Han, Shuai Ge, Dongmin Li, Huixing Zhou, Ruilong Wang, Yong Qiao; Department of Garment Design and Engineering Specialty of Shenzhen University: Bingliang Chen, Linbin Wu, Zhonghan Ling, Zihua Li; School of Urban Planning and Design of Peking University Shenzhen Graduate School: Zhaoxin Hu, Yahui Dong

effective production space and unique consumer space. Image © Jiang Wang

Text description provided by the architects. China, a country where farmers accounted for 97 percent of its total population one hundred years ago, has been run by farmers for four thousand years. Chinese folk wisdom about construction is, more often than not, hidden in some seemingly “heretical” ancient books including Guanzi. Diyuan Chapter, The Book of Burial, The Book on Agriculture and Exploitation of the Works of Nature. The history of traditional rural settlements in China demonstrates how Chinese agricultural techniques have evolved. These traditional rural construction works, led by small-scale peasant economies, are multi-field and trans-scale projects that have admirably inte-grated geography, irrigation works and agriculture. This type of production-promoting compound construc-tion has captured our attention and we have dubbed it “agri-tectonic”

In late 2015, Vernacular Research and Practice (VRAP) began to apply the concept of agri-tectonic to a num-ber of micro-projects. With “agriculture inclusive urbanism”, a means to realize urban renewal, we try to find the possibility of agriculture feeding cities by designing an experimental model. “Sky Farm”, located in a vil-lage in Nantou in Shenzhen, is one of these projects that emphasizes production-promoting compound public space in an urban village.

agriculture inclusive urbanism

With ten thousand yuan, one could only buy an inch of land in the center area of Beijing or one square meter of space in Cangzhou, Hebei province, while with the same capital our team was able to build Sky Farm in an area of 400 square meters in Nantou village in Shenzhen. Sky Farm is an “agri-tectonic device” that functions simultaneously as a rain collector, an urban agriculture promotion and a community builder. Aiming to discover the potential ecological significance and productivity of “ur-ban villages”, Sky Farm, with minimal land occupation, manages to provide extra space for social gatherings as well as a brand new way to run a community.

In Shenzhen, around 10 percent of the land is covered by urban villages that accommodate nearly 50 percent of the city’s population. These urban villages exist as a special form in urban space where small-scale peasant economy is mixed with small-scale industries and where constructions are designed to potentially be inte-grated closely with local settlements. For urban villages that lack public space, Sky Farm is an iterative prod-uct that can transform cheap residential space into effective production space and unique consumer space, which is why Sky Farm is so suitable for the new urban village economy.

standardized structure and amateur construction

minimal intervention of black boxes. Image © Lei Yang

At a reasonable cost, Sky Farm can provide a highly productive space and thus help achieve the maximum promotion effect possible. PVC, easy to obtain in urban villages, has been chosen as the main material. Also, a standardized structure featuring convenient dismantling and transportation processes has been applied so that the device can be built even by ordinary people. On four sides of the device are farming nets for climbing vines with relatively large meshes to make space for plants and fruits while an anti-bird net is placed on the top for fruit protection and rain water collection.

aquaponic system and rainwater collection

children's paradise. Image © Lei Yang

Since the site where Sky Farm was built used to be filled with construction waste, an aquaponic system has been applied in Sky Farm for better plant growth as well as a means for possible alterations to the functions of the site in the future. With no water resource at the chosen site, nine “black boxes” have been set to collect rain water in which hundreds of fish are bred. Through a low-pressure water pump, “nutrient water with fish excrement” from those black boxes can be recycled to water and fertilize the plants. In this manner, a Sky Farm covering 400 square meters operates with extremely low cost, land occupation and maintenance. It is estimated that in a summer, Sky Farm is able to collect 300 tons of rain water, breed more than 200 fish and produce more than 200 jin (400 kilograms) of vegetables or fruits (cucumber has been taken as a test example).

Conceptual model of Sky Farm in the second round

Photo of Sky Farm taken by UAV. Image © Peng Deng

Sky farm, with its treillage capable of resizing as required, can be built on rooftops, in streets or in any availa-ble space that’s larger than 1.5 square meters, making it a veritable “mobile farm”. As for the structure of this device, its lower part is designed to leave maximum space for public use while its upper part opens maximum space for plant proliferation.

productive farming nets and water-collecting ananti-bird net. Image © Lei Yang

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[kkochmal-redux-blog]

ofishbowl replied to your post: ѩ - Are there any characters that you love, but...

URES SO UCTE WTF

[ ooc ];; i just >> punches guy in the face twice by accident >> is called cute 

i am just a clumsy fuck ok that is my deep dark secret 

also the reason why i play tall muses bc i’ll never know that feeling.... of being taller than 5′4

ofishbowl replied to your post: “Is there someone you hold dear?”

:(((((( POOR OPHIE

CACKLES-- i mean uh yea poor ophie indeed...... 

but just u wait i’m connecting the other ask to that one too B^) just bc it only makes sense to

[melanchole]

just a reminder ari that if u die im gonna die too so that i can kick ur ass in the afterlife. think twice binch

meet me on the astral realm at 7:30 pm uct chiaki. lets fuckin go

[goldenlilyz]

omg i just found ur hard path au and i'm in love!! please continue!! can't wait to see what's gonna happen to them

omg i'm so happy that you're enjoying it! this means a lot to me, thank you 💕

also i already queued up the next update, it'll be released tonight at 8PM (UCT -3) 💕