#ur telling me these bitches plain?

[bookwyrminspiration]

we should give the keeper characters noticeable birthmarks. can’t believe they don’t have them—not like “Biana has a birth mark in the shape of a dagger hehe” but like. there’s a big ass light splotch on Keefe’s shoulder he doesn’t think about because he can’t see it, or there’s this dark mark on marella’s arm curving around her biceps. real birthmarks, sincerely someone with one because they’re cool as hell

[vcutparis]

i think i am Healed. i felt recognized here wow. warms hugs for u author! (spoilers in the tags)

subtle variations of heartbreak (index)

Summary:  a series of stand alone one-shots depicting every kind of heartbreak you will undoubtedly experience in your 20s

Pairing: fem. reader x Ateez

Genre: college au, high school au, oh boy lovers to exes, unrequited love, friends with benefits, like a whole lotta angst read with caution, fluff, smut

Warnings: a LOT of insecurity talk, sexual content, cheating, trust issues, communication warnings idk i’ll add if theres anything else

A/N: this will be a short series, one chapter for each member. they can be read as stand-alones but they’re all tied together kinda. i’ll warn you right now i doubt you will like any of these characters because theyre all going to break your heart so… idk when i’ll post the first part, maybe tomorrow or later on in the week. 

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MY  MAIN MASTERLIST!

INDEX:

1. The First Love

drabbles: this is what i have to do

2. The Hookup Buddy

3. The Blind Sider

drabbles: (don’t wanna) be responsible

4. The Game Changer

drabbles: dream of her

5. The One That Got Away

drabbles: the winner takes it all

6. When You End It

drabbles: messy as you want

7. Friends Can Break Your heart Too

8. The Cheater

drabbles: no good

                part-time lovers

9. The One 

drabbles : (not) my baby

                 still into you

                 sleepover

[winstonsns]

I love ur writing so, so, so, so, so much!! I was wondering if you’d be willing to write Dallas x Reader where he met reader through Ponyboy and Johnny. Like both Johnny and Ponyboy are really really close friends with reader and Dallas is curious and wants to met them and Dallas develops a little puppy crush!

Only write if ur comfortable/have time! Love ya and I’m excited to see you write more in the future! 🖤🖤🖤

can’t help falling in love (request)

authors note: i have a shit ton of requests but try to post once each day, please be patient if i haven’t gotten to yours yet! i’m so glad you like my writing, i hope you enjoy! this is my first oneshot so idk if it’s good or not LMAO 💗

dally x reader

word count: 2.6k

warnings: cussing, slightly suggestive, bob being a bitch

dally was sitting on his bed in his room, above buck’s bar when he suddenly heard a ring from the phone on his dresser. “god damn it, who the fuck could it be…” he mumbled, grumpily walking over to the phone and picking it up.

“hey, who the hell is this?” he asked, receiving a response quickly, “it’s pony. you wanna go to the drive in with me and johnny and our other friend? she’s real tuff, i’m sure you’d like her. the movie’s at 7—“

dally looked at the wall, checking the time on the clock. it was nearly 3pm, he thought for a moment before interrupting pony, “i’ll come over now, we can get some food or something before we leave for the movie.”

“see you in a bit, dallas.” he responded, dally putting down the phone and therefore ending the call. he stared at the dresser for a couple seconds before making up his mind, pulling on the drawer handle and taking a plain black shirt out, putting it over his head. he then walked to another part of his room, picking up his shoes on the floor, putting them on and grabbing his denim jacket from a hanger. he put his arms through the sleeves and walked to the door, walking downstairs, telling buck, “hey, i’m taking your car. goin’ to a friend’s house.”

he rolled his eyes before grabbing the keys from his pocket, tossing them to dally before he was on his way to pony’s house. going into the car, he wondered what you would be like, knowing you were going to the drive in with johnny and pony. as he was on the road, he couldn’t stop thinking about you, thinking about what you could look like or if he would think you’re as tuff as ponyboy thought.

by the time he was at ponyboy’s house, it was 3:30pm. he took the keys out of his car and opened the car door, closing it behind him once he got out. he walked over to the entrance of his friend’s house, opening the door since he knew it would be unlocked. “hey dally, took you long enough.” he heard someone say, recognizing it as johnny’s voice. “hey, man, how you doin’?” he asked, walking over to the kitchen where he saw johnny and ponyboy eating some chocolate cake. both of them looking at dally and nodding.

“isn’t there gonna be some broad at the drive in with you guys? what’s that about?” he asked, johnny and pony looking at each other, johnny grinning and holding his hand out to pony. he groaned and mumbled a “gotta be kiddin’ me…” and pulled a dollar out of his pocket, giving it to the dark haired boy next to him.

dally watched the whole interaction but was still confused, only after pony explained who you were, he understood the two of them had made a bet. “how have we not told you about her, man? y/n’s been our best friend for years, one of the only nice socs, we hang out like three times every week, man. have you not seen her?” pony explained, johnny answering his question and saying, “oh she’s beautiful, dallas, you’d love her.” ponyboy nodding his head, agreeing with johnny.

all three of them talked for a while in the curtis house, ranging from you, to dally almost getting put in jail again, to some fight that pony witnessed, to johnny getting beat up by a soc, then once again, back to you. time passed by quickly and before they knew it, two hours had passed, they only had an hour before they wanted to be at the drive in.

dally couldn’t keep his mind off of you, he got curious because of how highly pony and johnny spoke of you. saying you were an academic beast, the most beautiful person someone could ever meet, the funniest and best person someone would want to be around, etc. “knew each other since we were… god, what were we? oh, i was around 7 i think, she was around 10.” pony stated, bringing dally back into the conversation after he zoned out.

the rest of the hour was spent talking about you, how you, pony and johnny met and became friends. detail by detail, dally grew more and more excited to meet you, but he tried not to show it. pony and dally continued their conversation while johnny glanced at the clock, noticing it was nearly 6:30. “hey guys, it’s close to seven. think we should start headin’ over to the drive in, yeah?” he asked, the two other boys nodding, getting up from their seats and walking out the door to the drive in.

by the time they arrived, the sky was dark even though it was still early. they looked around before getting on their knees, crawling under the fence and getting their jeans a bit dirtier than they wanted. “should be in a black mustang, i think. that’s what she has, right johnny?” pony stated, wanting to have his statement confirmed by his friend first. “yeah, pretty sure. wait— isn’t it dark blue?”

the two kept bickering back and forth, looking around even though many people were there. he glanced around, remembering how pony and johnny described your features, trying to find someone who described them. the three boys were near rows of chairs, your friends still arguing about what color your car was.

dally heard footsteps walking towards his direction and a loud voice, he recognized it as someone was yelling at another person. “god, won’t you just fucking listen to me, y/n!!? you can’t be hanging out with those— those hoods, they’ll ruin you!!” a boy with curly blond hair with an alcohol bottle in his hand yelled, dally realizing he was bob, someone that johnny had described multiple times, with his rings that cut up johnny’s face.

“look, bob. we’re not even together, why do you care so much about this? they aren’t bad people, you have to understand that!!” you argued back, trying to keep your voice steady and managing not to yell at him. even though the two of you were somewhat far away, dally lightly hit johnny’s arm and pointed at you, asking, “is that your friend?” looking back at him, seeing both of the younger boys smile.

pony and johnny started to walk towards you when he stopped them, worrying, “hey, hey… seems like she’s in an argument with that one guy over there. don’t you think we should wait?” the two of them paused, staring at you, watching you and bob continue arguing, him losing his temper and screaming at you, “you’re a fucking whore, y/n! a bitch too, leaving us for some gross hoods. what, you wanna live on the streets too, huh?”

you rolled your eyes, knowing they didn’t really live on the streets, they just knew them better. they weren’t as fortunate as you and bob, as the socs. you continued letting him yell at you when you heard footsteps behind you, like they were from multiple people. when bob paused and looked behind you and asked, “who the hell are you? get lost.” spitting near the people behind you, you cringed and moved away from the spit and bob, looking behind you to see johnny, pony and a boy who you haven’t seen before.

the dark haired boy, who was a bit taller than pony and johnny came closer to bob’s face. asking, “why the fuck are you yelling at her, huh? you have no fucking right to do that, you piece of shit.” pushing bob’s chest, causing him to back up. he looked at you, complaining, “this ain’t worth my time,” slowly walking backwards then turning around to walk towards his friends.

dally turned around, seeing you already looking at him and smiling. “you’re dally, aren’t you? i’ve heard about you before. pony and johnny talk about you sometimes…” you added, glancing over to the two boys at the end. he responded, “yeah, it’s dally. so you’re y/n, huh? the boys talk very highly of you, it’s a big thing to meet you,” pausing, hearing you giggle, then continuing, “you’re pretty good looking, you know. should get to know each other better, yeah?” smirking when he saw you blush.

after the four of you reached the seats, you sat in a row, two behind johnny and pony. the two of you continued talking although the movie had already started, not even paying attention. you had learned dally had an insanely long criminal record while you had none, his parents were both shitty and didn’t care about him, but yours were perfect. he didn’t give a shit about school, meanwhile you would most likely be the valedictorian. but he wanted to attend school again just so he could see you.

even though the two of you didn’t notice, the movie had ended as quickly as it started. both of you kept chatting away before pony and johnny looked behind the two of you and spoke, “man, nearly everyone’s gone. i think we should all go home, right? don’t want your parents to be mad, right y/n? don’t wanna get grounded again.” johnny teased, you rolling your eyes playfully and agreeing, “yeah, we should probably get going.”

when you looked away, dally gave the two boys a look and shrugged, a gesture for, “what the hell was that for?!” so they shrugged back and got up from their seats. the three boys walked you over to your car, ponyboy asked you all, “so, what’d you guys think of the movie?”

you and dally looked at each other and grinned, he replied, “wasn’t paying attention.” and you nodded, agreeing, “yeah, i wasn’t either.” he lightly bumped your shoulder in a teasing manner, causing you to giggle. by the time you got to your car, you felt your mood start to change drastically, going from happy to a sense of sadness. you wanted to continue talking to dally, but were nervous to ask.

you fidgeted with your hands and looked worried, staring at the ground before asking dally, “can i have your number?” his face turned into a shade of red, nodding quickly and speaking, “yeah, you got a pen and paper?” you wondered for a second before stating, “maybe, let me check.” so you opened your car door slightly and frantically looking around, yet finding a pen and not a piece of paper. you grabbed it and shrugged, “i only have a pen… sorry…” feeling bad that you got your hopes up.

he took the pen from your hands, asking if you could roll up your sleeves, you nodded and he gently grabbed your arm. as he wrote his number on your arm, you looked at johnny and pony, smiling at them while they gave you a thumbs up. “this doesn’t hurt, right?” dally asked, checking up on you. you shook your head, suddenly you didn’t feel pressure on your arm and he handed the pen back to you. looking on your arm, he wrote his number and ‘dally ;)’ at the bottom.

you smiled at the little winking face, looking up at him to see him already grinning at you. you mumbled, “i think i have to go now… i don’t want my parents to be mad…” dally looked at you, nodding and stating, “i’ll call you in the morning, ‘kay? we should hang out tomorrow.” while you got into your car, putting the keys in.

dally bent down to the window and smiled, you beamed, “it was nice meeting you, dally… i hope we can figure out another time to hang out. thanks for inviting me, pony and johnny.” they smiled and said “we’ll see you later!!” and waved as you drove out of the drive in, going in the direction of your house.

watching your car with a bit of sadness, dally turned his head and mumbled, “let’s get you two home…” johnny and pony teased him the whole way back to ponyboy’s house, saying it was so obvious that he thought you were cute and was trying to flirt with you. “your eyes were basically like hearts, like in the cartoons when they fall in love!!” johnny chuckled, getting a playful hit on the back from dally.

by the time they reached the curtis house, johnny and pony said goodbye to dally, “we’ll talk to you later, dallas. don’t fuck it up with y/n, we don’t have to choose in between you and her!!” waving at him when he got into the car, driving to buck’s. as he walked into the bar, a girl walked up to him and said, “hey, you wanna go somewhere? there’s a bathroom over there,” she pointed, “maybe we could… bang?” she winked, dally made a disgusted face and said, “i have a girlfriend, dipshit.” and walked away, knowing he didn’t really have anyone romantically, but he wanted you.

when he was brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, he was thinking about you. the way you talked, trying to keep your sweet voice in his head, the way you looked at him with interest while he talked. you had made him feel important for those two hours the both of you talked. he yearned for you, for your attention and love, but he thought he wouldn’t admit that to anyone, not if it was to save his life.

when you got home and walked up to your bedroom after you took your shoes off, you smiled at the writing on your arm. walking to your vanity, you pulled out a sticky note and pencil, writing dally’s phone number with a ‘dally’ and a heart next to it, underneath the numbers themself.

you changed into your matching set of pajamas and went into your bathroom, grabbing your toothbrush and toothpaste, wetting the toothbrush and putting toothpaste on it. you felt a lot different now than how you did with dallas, not even 30 minutes ago. you spit out the toothpaste once two minutes had passed, you wiped your mouth, turned the lights off and walked to your bed. you turned on the lamp that was on your nightstand, turning off your big light in the center of your room.

you and dally were both laying on your own beds, thinking about each other, both wondering “are they thinking about me too? there’s no way, it didn’t even seem like they liked me. maybe they were being nice.”

only johnny and pony knew, johnny had slept over at pony’s house while you called them, ranting to them about dally and how sweet he seemed, and when you hung up, they immediately got a call from the boy you were just talking about. he was talking about you, and for once seemed like he wanted something more than a short term relationship. he tried to make it seem like he didn’t care that much, but the two boys could tell.

authors note: yayyy my first oneshot!! i hope you liked it, sorry it was short!! ;3

[dear-mrs-otome]

Jude's 'Love Kiss' from CE

The shitbrained summary version, definitely inaccurate somewhere but you'll get the gist:

Opens on Kate all, OOOH PRETTY FLOWERS Lovely summer breeze, this is heavenly, I could stay here forever 😍

Then the lovely scene is interrupted by a voice bitching that she can't laze about there and never pay them back, and Kate's thinking, nani the fuck, is that Jude's voice? Crap he's right I can't be in debt to him!

She jerks awake and promptly chokes up a shitload of water, looking around all blearily. BEAUTIFUL PLACE GONE :( Ellis is there, banging her on the back asking if she's okay and such, and she says ya she's alright. Ellis tells her, dang girl you nearly drowned!

She's thinking, holy crap was that garden THE AFTERLIFE? If not for Jude's voice, she might still be there, DED. The idea is kinda freaking her out tbh, so she hugs herself.

Jude sighs that it's bit cold for a swim ffs, and Kate's tells him she wasn't swimming, there was this child drowning so she wanted to save them??? She's panicked a moment over whether the kiddo is okay, and Ellis assures her they are - they went off to a doctor to get checked out but seemed fine, just cold. She's relieved and asks, did Ellis save her then? He sets the record straight though, telling her nope, not me, I didn't get here in time - Jude hauled you back to shore and gave you mouth to mouth.

Cue Kate all…..Jude????

She finally notices that he's soaking wet too, and Jude offers her a smarmy line about how it sucks for her she didn't get kissed awake by a ✨prince✨ - she got the wizard. Kate says, no actually thanks a bunch but record scratch wait. Mouth to mouth?????

Jude: That's usually the standard first aid when someone's drowned duh

Then Jude bitches at her for getting all blushy over something like that and how she's gonna make him look stupid for saving her dumb ass. Finishing with exasperation, all …ugh whatever, I'm soaking wet and I'm going home, get ur ass to the doctor just in case. He chucks his jacket at her with a comment about how she's putting on a show (cause her clothes are wet and plastered and see-through) and it'll cause him problems and look bad to be seen with her like that so cover up. She's swimming in the jacket when she puts it on but it's warm and dry and smells like him and she has to scold herself BAD HEART NO SKIPPING BEATS.

Just about then Ellis tells them both to look up, and Jude's startled to see there's some leftover Christmas decoration or something in the tree above, with some mistletoe. Kate's thinking, oh dang, isn't there some superstition about how if a couple kisses under the mistletoe they'll be together forever?? DOES MOUTH TO MOUTH COUNT?

From the look Jude's giving her as he glances at her it seems obvious to us that Kate's every thought is probably plain as day in her expressions. He rips the decoration down, shoves it at Ellis and tells him: Burn it.

Ellis takes off immediately to do just that, and Kate begins all, uh….soooo…. Jude….

He stops her though and says, you don't actually believe in that superstition right?

Kate: PFFT N-NO >.> why, do you? Jude obesrves that she's a shit liar, before grabbing her arm and saying that he's gonna shove a new superstition into that ditzy head of hers. And with that he yanks her in and kisses her for real this time…but she can't help noticing how there's no warmth to it, not with the both of them freezing cold from the river and such. When he finally pulls back pointedly, Kate is thinking the icy kiss was like proving there's no love between them.

Jude proclaims that kissing under the same spot NEGATES the first kiss, so there - Cancelled. Nulled and voided.

Kate just….okayyyy. Clearly she knows he's just made this up, and she's wondering why the heck he would even bother kissing her again to make up for HER superstition. Does he hate the concept of it THAT much? Because, obviously, they aren't a couple. It wouldn't even apply. They're clearly not making some FOREVER PROMISE to each other.

…But it still kinda stings for some reason she can't explain.

She's chalking it up to the discrepancy between how glad she'd felt that Jude had saved her, and the NOPE attitude here, but Jude says that basically, just a kiss isn't worth it/enough to pledge TOGETHER FOREVER over. Clearly offended by the very idea. Kate's all, what, is a vow that bad??

And Jude simply says:

There's no such thing as forever.

It takes her a second to figure out how that's an answer to her question, and then it clicks. It's not that Jude dislikes the idea of a promise. It's that Jude always keeps his, and if 'forever' doesn't exist like that, he's not going to make that promise because he can't keep it. Nothing is forever, ergo a promise of eternity is bound to be broken, and therefore Jude would never make it. And Kate's thinking, GDI that's actually really sincere of him. People can lie to themselves too, about love and 'staying together forever'…but even if it's just a silly superstition, Jude never makes a promise he can't keep.

She wonders to herself if… someday, he might find someone he wants to pledge forever to. And she's musing how despite bitching and everything, he didn't hesitate to save her. She's spent enough time around him by now to know that he's not a bad man at heart. How behind all his ruthlessness and arrogance, he's not truly cruel at all.

…Someday, someone's going to notice that side of Jude and snag him. And that thought unsettles her, for some reason she can't explain.

[hyunsvngs]

omgomgomgkmg MEAN BRO SEUNGMIN AND HOLE INSPECTIONS..... LIEKEK STOP I JUST THOUGHT ABT IT... he has to make sure his kittle sister isbt whoring herself out tk other men (not cause he wants tk see ur pretty cunt!!!) will totally make fun pf u when u squirm or whimper HHEE DO U SEE MY VISION

i am once again thinking of two asks at once BECAUSE... imagine seungmin and jisung both being your stepbrothers.

your back is up against jisung's chest, and he's got your thighs splayed over his, his hands keeping you still. jisung's stronger than he looks - he may prefer to be subby and bratty when you play like this, but he's definitely willing to listen to his brother when he tells him to keep you still.

seungmin's thumb is rubbing over the gusset of your panties. they're his favourites on you, actually, cute plain white cotton with a little pink bow at the top. he likes how innocent they make you look, especially when you're wearing them and whoring yourself out to your stepbrothers.

"i have to check you haven't been whoring out this pussy to anyone else, yeah?" seungmin coos, and jisung hums in response. he agrees. it's not often jisung is in an authoritative role over you, either, but when he is you're slightly intimidated by the two of them. "sungie, pull her panties to the side. lemme see."

jisung obliges, two lithe fingers hooking into the drenched fabric to pull them to the side. once the cold air meets your soaked folds, you're jolting, hands moving to grab jisung's toned biceps. they're exposed in his tank top - that shirt had been why you'd jumped their bones as soon as they walked into the house.

seungmin's eyes are dark, his lips slightly parted when he sees your pussy exposed to the room. he loves having you like this, spread open on jisung's lap so that he can examine you.

"how's it look, minnie? think she's been riding other cocks?" jisung's voice is low, deep against your ear, and you whine. you shake your head rapidly.

"no, no, i haven't! i promise, i haven't, only you two, i don't want anyone else, please. please, please, you don't have to look, just fuck me, i can't-"

"shut the fuck up," seungmin's voice is dripping in faux sweetness, and he uses his thumbs to spread your folds. your hole clenches, drippy and wet and definitely untouched by anyone else. he raises an eyebrow, and him and jisung share a look. "this pussy looks fuckin' loose. you filthy bitch. you have been fucking other people, haven't you?"

"well, that won't do," jisung's chest vibrates behind you with a surpressed chuckle. you whimper, trying to wiggle your hips away from seungmin's hands, but then he's pushing two fingers into you. "you'll have to clench it nice and tight for us, or we won't feel any pleasure from that pussy."

[xstrawberryshiftsx]

How I met my better cr s/o PT11

Part one here! Part three here!

@starrihideshere @gaiaexploreslife

It had become very clear to everyone at school that Caster and Dove hated each other, as soon as the second day of school started that they despised one another.

It had started off small-glares and scoffs whenever the over one walked past or spoke, then it started to escalate into snide remarks and just plain insults, soon it wasn’t a dislike it was a rivalry and hatred plus it didn’t help that whenever one of them got good marks the other had to have one mark lower-if another won at something wether it be a school reward, game or activity the other came a close second. They were always neck and neck fighting to be the best

…

It was loud and bright, everyone was everywhere. Why on earth did she agree to this? Dove could’ve had an easy night at home with the guys watching some shitty twilight movie but instead she’d decided to go to that stupid party her old friend from primary invited her to. She’d got to the party around 15 minutes ago and was already sick and tired of it, her ‘friend’ had ditched them the moment someone offered a drink and a ciggy, leaving dove alone in the middle of the party surrounded by drunk teenagers.

no way.

no fucking way.

In front of Caster like 5 meters ahead was Dove-fucking-Dove. They were wearing a black lace dress, she had a bulky leather jacket over it and had her pinned back with a dark purple red clip.

the only reason he agreed for Bell to host this party was if NO ONE from school came, excluding James of course

‘Dude-don’t be like alarmed or whatever but I think that’s Dove!!’ James half yelled punching Caster in the shoulder.

‘Oh my god’ Cass groaned at his friend under his breath turning away from him ready to text Bell why the FUCK she invited Dove.

Cassiepoo 🦍: why the hell did u invte dove???

Bell 🔔: i didn’t?!? Ur so obsessed wth her lol ur even hallucinating dumb bitch

Cassiepoo 🦍:Stop being such a cunt why’d u invite jer

Bell🔔: srsly I didn’t…but I did say to some people they could bring a plus one???

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sighing Cass put his phone down and turned back to James…who was gone-great

By now dove had noticed his presence and was looking directly at him, her normal obnoxiously large doe eyes where even larger then normal, she looked like a deer in headlights. It was almost laughable.

‘the fuck are you looking at asshole?’ They said stomping over to caster.

‘A stupid bitch’

‘…real original’ she sneered

Cass grinned

‘yeah but it’s true’

Dove fumed and leaned in closer to him now yelling over the loud music. She smelt like strawberries and vanilla, something inside Casters stomach flipped but he chose to set that feeling aside to unpack later.

‘I thought it was me who got 100% on the last test…didn’t you get 96%?’ She smirked pointing a finger at his chest, when she smiled her nose scrunched up it was cute-fuck nope Nuh uh she was annoying and mean and ugly, Cass hated Dove and it was gonna stay that way.

‘I only lost because I was sick-‘

‘yeah sure keep telling yourself that buddy’ she turned away from him and sauntered off.

he watched her walk away scratching his head, what was going on with him?

…

Caster was an attractive guy-still a cunt-but attractive, it was normal…rational even that she was slightly attracted to him, key word ‘slightly’.

walking outside Dove flopped themselves down on the patio couch, pulling out their vape they took a hit breathing out slowly watching the smoke flow, she closed her eyes finally away from the hustle and bustle.

‘wow vaping should’ve guessed’

fucking caster

‘piss off mate’ she replied not opening her eyes.

she felt the couch lift up as he sat down next to her

‘why are you out here?’

Dove opened her eyes and sighed taking another hit.

‘my friend ditched me, thought I’d find her out here’ she took the clip out of her hair and pushed it inside her jacket pocket, her hair always got messy in the cold air and no amount of hair clips would hold down the frizz.

‘my friend ditched me-I came out here to make fun of you but that’s kinda off the table’

he grinned stretching out on the couch and in retaliation Dove shoved him and threw the vape at him.

‘why’s it off the table? Finally realised I’m better then you?’

Caster took a hit from the vape, strawberry, of course.

‘nah just feel sorry for you-pitiful looking thing aren’t you?’ Dove snatched back the vape and scowled crossing her arms.

‘you never have a nice thing to say do you?’

Caster paused

‘nah not really’

do y’all want a part three?

also comment if you want a tag for the next one! <3

[draculeo]

hi this is so random but i need to wax poetic. you have no obligation to reply to this. also i do not mean this in a parasocial way at ALL lmao i recognize that idk you trust. i first found ur blog in 2020 as a eighth grader in lockdown that was completely lost. i had lost my uncle to covid during that time and went from being a stellar student to receding into my shell and watching my grades tank. my shit home situation and undiagnosed depression led to me sinking into any form of escapism possible, mainly thru the form of books. i was super obsessed with perry johnson LMAO at the time and had all the time in the world to look into the fandom. this was around the time the unnamed author was just, like, violently and belligerently racist and scathing to any fans that questioned otherwise. being a tumblrina, i went to this site to see people comment on this, only to find you and ur mutuals were the only people openly discussing how he was just plain vile. i remember how sickened i felt seeing how you and other people of color were getting doxxed and threatened for pointing out what i thought was incredibly obvious. as a rlly sheltered person of color, this was the first time it struck me that the world was lying about how much they were actually willing to stick up for us, as before that i was just stupidly optimistic. anyways bc of that i started checking ur blog like EVERYDAY because of how much your words resonated with me. i was in complete awe of just how witty you were, and how you took no shit from people. granted this was a defense mechanism from crazy ass white fandom bitches but it was still weirdly inspiring. i still remember seeing u pull out the yale trap card so often and being like, oh shit this girl is something else lol thats hysterical. for the rest of high school i would keep up to date with u and specifically ur writing and poetry on promethes. kal i need you to realize your words actually rearranged my brain. the poems about your great grandfather, your mother, your pos friend, of being a horror, to love and to be loved is rest, everything EVERYTHING is etched into my memory. i really feel like i stumbled onto the modern fucking plato or something. anyways my critical thinking skills and love of poetry both are strongly influenced by you. i used to be the kind of person that hated everything and couldnt bear the thought of tolerating this world for another second. but your unyielding positivity and optimism, and insistence that kindness being the more difficult choice is inherently more radical really changed me. ik u didnt invent that or yadda yadda but u really made it seem real. im still learning to take each day slower, to breathe in a little deeper, but the beauty of so many things i previously dismissed is so obvious to me now. that post you made about you and ur mutuals educating a whole generation is so true lol. so just thank you. honestly thank u thank u thank you from the bottom of my heart. im a senior now who just submitted my yale application tonight and thought of you and im a little drunk right now so i think thats why i wrote this whole ass essay but just. like idk. u changed me and idek know you. i made my friend who got into princeton a trap card bc urs was so inspiring lol. anyways i truly hope you have a peaceful happy life and a good night. your soul is really such a beautiful thing and you deserve the world pls never settle for anything less

idc if it’s parasocial i love u and want the best for u and know u will go far and i almost doxxed myself by telling u the city i live in so u could look me up if you’re ever here lol. ik im a stranger or whatever but im proud of u idc ur like my adopted little sibling now. also @taumoeba yale card inspiring generations

[yourdeadcutie]

Elaborate on the situation with Ur ex. I wanna hear the whole thing in detail. (If it makes you feel better ofc)

OFCCC I WILL (I've been missing him so much 😔)

Okay so we met while he was on vacation here where I live and so he followed me on Instagram so we could talk even though he went home. We talked for a few weeks until we decided to date. Then he just started being dry and stopped giving me attention which idk if you know this about me but it's that I NEED ATTENTION. Is that bad? Sure but he stopped talking to me for like 4 days. Everytime I texted him or tried calling him he'd be like "I'm going to stuff" I'd rather be alone or heart whatever silly post I sent. And I understand that people go through things and maybe I'm actually like a bitch for feeling like I'm entitled to know what's going on but I didn't push him about it. Instead I said it was okay and said if he needed to talk about it that he could come to me. And look I'm not gonna get into the fact that he said he wanted me to fuck his dead body and all the other shit we talked about but that happened. A week passes and he still hasn't texted me or anything! I sent him a silly post,he sees it but doesn't respond. Okay now I'm a bit annoyed because like okay you could've hearted it but now you're giving me what I'm perceiving as a cold shoulder. But I ignored it and was like okay maybe he just isn't in the mood. Is it my fault for not communicating how felt,yes obviously. I did end up telling him how I felt but he just left me on seen. So now I'm just like okay this ain't gonna work out because my soulmate wouldn't ignore how I felt about something like that. So now I'm debating on breaking up with him. Which I eventually do. And you know what he says "that's a good idea" plain and simple. later that night I sent him a post,it was something silly. You're probably like "why would you do that?" And I'm like because I've kinda become codependent on this guy and I wasn't actually serious about breaking up with him. And he responded to my text pretty fast "i thought we broke up" and I said something that lead back to us sexting. The next morning he texts me "we need to break up" and I said "we are" and he said "oh okay sweet" and then he asked "should we still be friends or?" And I said "we can still be friends" and he went "no that would be too awkward" and all I could think is why the fuck would you bring up the fact that we could be friends if you're gonna just blow off the idea. But anyways he blocked me on everything. Sooo I guess that's it. I hope he comes back because I actually really liked him. I could be creepy and he'd think it was cute. I'm afraid I won't anyone like that. He was literally my type too. Long hair,tall,wants to be in a band. I mean everything! I'm pissed off about it but I mean whatever. I wasn't a shitty girlfriend at least I don't think I was because he didn't mind the explicit warning I gave him saying that I was a piece of shit. But that's the end of my rant. Feel free to ask more questions or something I'm like always willing to answer !

[nami-lvr]

Correct OP Headcannons

Ft: Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Brook, and Franky!

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

A/N: Hey guys! First post YAYAYAYYAYAY 🔥🔥 I love love love the silly show smsmsm and the next part will include Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile!

Luffy

Erm I don’t have much for him

SIKE

Bro smells

Does not wash his ass

Has those back pimple thingys and lets you pop them (GROSS!!!)

Band kid

For sure

100% a band kid

iPad kid as well

Can’t do anything without entertainment

Has autism

If you disagree you don’t like autistic ppl :/ (JOKING OFC!!)

I think his special interest would be pirates bc he thinks they’re cool

Has greasy hair

Smells bad (knows) doesn’t care

Doesn’t floss his damn teeth

HAS CROOKED TEETH FIGHT ME ON THIS

Needs braces

Doesn’t get them bc this fool won’t take care of them

Paints his nails

Extremely ugly and bright colors

Cat shit green

Dog puke brown

Effervescent Shitstain

Whatever he can find

Usopp

My bbg would also be a band kid

Would not do anything with his hair.

At all.

Not even pick through it.

Goddamn it Usopp YOUR SCALP IS FALLING. OUT.

WASHYOURFUCKINGHAIRBOY

I swear

He just lets that shit grow

Won’t even loc up.

Istg DO SOMETHINF WITH UR HAIR

Only pulls bitches in his late teens/early adulthood because he doesn’t look 5 anymore

I’m convinced he has a gyatdayum uhhh

Fat ass

HAD TO SAY IT

Im positive that if he was real he would have that THANG just THANGin up back there

Grabbable asf

Nami

Popular pretty nice girl

Pick me (sorry!)

Would smell like strawberries for sure

Would be the girl to always have lotion on her

Would willingly take Spanish and be invested in it

Would always have gum on her

Lie about having gum on her so people won’t ask

People ask anyways

Definitelyyyy is the girl who only hangs out with guys (no shade to girls who do)

Not bc she gets along better

But because of Sanji 🙁

Literally they’re there to protect her from him (can you tell I hate Sanji yet 😛)

Basic white girl BUT I STILL LOVE HER

Stan Nami ong

She would be so proud of her friends

“Nami I got a 90% on my tes-“

“YAYYY! WERE GOING OUT TO EAT!”

So supportive

Very erm

Tough love kinda gal

You definitely have to WORK to be her friend

Robin

I heavily headcannon that she speaks Russian. (I’m projecting 😊)

She would teach you Russian for sure

And be like

Super nice about it

I love Robin

She is so

🩷🩷

Guys hear me out

She is a cat person

Would always wear fuzzy socks

Prefers the cold

She is allergic to grass fight me

Does yoga I can feel it in my bones

Would do yoga with you

Definitely bakes

Her favorite show is something true crime related

Zoro

Cmon man

This guy is so likeable

Dyes his hair a different color every month depending on what the awareness for that month is

As in blue for child abuse awareness month and green for mental health awareness month and so on

But no one knows that that’s why

They just think its cool

But he knows

He knows.

And I just think he would be the kind of guy to help the teachers clean the classroom

Straight C student

Sleeps in class

Has neck problems

Complains about said neck problems

Cycle repeats

Everyones friend

Natural born leader fr

Every tía would pass him the baby

He’s incredibly good with kids and wants some of his own

BUT!!!!

He is asexual

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Makes fun one people to their face (me for real)

Sanji

I fucking hate Sanji. Not sorry! He is weird 😁🫶🏻

Would probably grab my ass

Would probably stare at my boobs

(I’m a well built gal)

Chopper

My son

I adopted him back in erm

1800

Yes

Mexicans existed in the 1800’s and I adopted him then so

Everything I say from now on is cannon bc he is my son :p

Paints his nails

Bites his nails

Has autism

Bc I said so

Definitely loves plain pasta

Like thats his favorite food

Brook

Erm

I don’t really like him either-

SIKE YOU THOUGHT

Bro is a stoner

No more questions

Tokes it up in the back of class

Gives no fucks if he gets caught

The kinda guy you wanna smoke your first joint with

Extremely good trip sitter

I feel like

I really feel like

I hope hope hope

He would dislike Sanji for being perverted and see that its bad and change his ways

💔💔💔💔

Brook recovery arc bc i say so

#brook redemption arc

Franky

The fun uncle

Everyone loves Franky

Loud drunk

Extremely loud drunk

Like

Noise complaint loud kinda drunk

Still funny as shit thought

[justanothersockfromfloyd]

Minors do not continue forward, you have been warned, if you still wish to proceed with reading, I can't stop you, but just proceed with caution.

This is a drabble I came up with due to friends being friends. This is by no means a character x reader. But support is welcome. This story contains sexual and violent scenes. Do proceed with caution.

What do I do? These emotions that build up every time I talk to you, the fuzzy feeling I get when I see pictures of you.

I can't control them...

I just want to be with you, I loved you so badly back then, but you never seemed to be as into me as I was with you, you've changed. Was it because of me? We got together but then we drifted apart, we went our seperate ways and you changed into something completely different. Did I hurt you? Did you miss me? Did you miss my body wrapped up in yours?. You moved on, you went for a different type. So why do I find myself still yearning for your touch...

I get jealous over the tiniest things, the way you interact with others, the way you smile and laugh at someone else's jokes... I hate it, just look at me like you look at them! The adoration, the kindness... The love... Fuck I can't stand it, I'll get rid of anyone in my path just to get back to you, to have your lips upon mine once again. But who knows... Maybe it will end the same as last time, was our love just an obsession?.

As I hold you now, I know the truth, you still yearn for them, I'll make you forget them my dear

Luis

As I shove you to the bed, you thrash around and raise your voice, you didn't react this way with them? What the fuck is your problem Luis?! I'll just have to teach you a lesson, one you'll never forget, one, where you will only have eyes for me, and if you were to ever look at another person, I'd rip your eyes from your skull and slowly lick up the blood, but don't worry dear, I wouldn't let you die that easily, I love you too much to let you rest. But trust me... I'd make your pain much, much worse.

As I lean down and whisper sweet nothings in your ear, I inject you with midazolam, you thrash around some more, but not for long, slowly you feel yourself giving in. Such a sweet submissive bitch now. Fuck, I can practically hear your near nonexistent whimpers and I roll my hips on your crotch. Just let yourself go for me, you won't need anybody else.

As I feel Luis's cock grow firm, I let out a sickeningly sweet laugh, one that makes him whine. Fuck, I just want your cock deep in me, but I need to be patient... I don't want to be patient, I want to see you beg, squirm, cry and squeal like a fucking pig, I'm sure you could hit those precious high notes in no time, after all, you're so fucking weak and pliable, it's hilarious how you'd give up your body to anyone at any time. Fuck, maybe I should cut off a couple of your fingers, slowly slice into your shoulders as you beg for forgiveness. The thought of seeing you all beaten up and deathly gets me so wet.

A dull pain was felt in my face as I stare down at Luis in shock... Did he just.. slap me? Anger, betrayal, pain, it was all written across my face. Soon I was met with droplets of spit all over me.

"Needy fucking cunt, what, you wanted me that badly, you drugged me and proceeded to try and have your way with my cock? I don't think so whore".

I felt myself being shoved off and onto the hardwood floor, this felt so enticing and unreal. My legs pressed together as he stood over me, cock stiff and still entrapped.

"How about we take this up a notch, after all, I can tell you're fucking soaked right now, how pathetic is that. You want my cock shoved so deep inside of you, it's plain obvious how badly you want it, so how about you be a good little cum slut, and accept every inch and load I give you in those pretty holes."

How was that, I do not condone any of the things mentioned in this short story, it is in no means appropriate OR legal. This is just made up. Do not act upon your urges, you may get in trouble. This is pretty tame tbh.

[ace-c4rd]

fuck it

late night nails hcs

Bitch definintely has a sweet tooth

like he eats straight sugar cubes (which are his fav) and ur telling me he wouldnt??

I like to think he enjoys more simple deserts like plain sugar cookies bc he can make them himself

Also also while it is kinda canon Nails doesnt really feel emotions

I like to think it's not completely gone. Like it is more of a dull feeling of said emotion he tries to repress, yet cant help but feel. Only emotion he doesnt try to repress being guilt.

Nails would sometimes wonder what wouldve happened if Victoria didnt find him

like he'll just daydream about it in his room, looking out the window and just think.

He doesnt think about it for long though, finding that once possible reality unsettling !!

[theuniverseawakens347]

FUCK ASS RETARD CON ARTIST VIVICCA A WHITSETT // ERYKA BADU UGLY INCEST TWINS

SHE MY “adoptive god mom” THIS LIFE TIME ANYWAYS THIS DUMMY RIGHT HERE AND CHRISTINA SIMOS ( sister IVF/ INVITRO) OWE CLIVE DAVIS W FUCKTARD LEE GARLINGTON AND JASON George ( Shayne Murphy and eryka badu child 🥚🏊🏾‍♂️)

ANYWAYS DONT CARE WHO BELONG TO WHO YAL GON FIGURE THAT OUR URSELVES IM NOT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU LAZY SHIT FUCKS.

But THIS BITCH AND BADU THE RING LEADERS TO THE DRUGGING PIMPING AND CPN / OTHER FRAUD GOING ON IN THE “free Mason “ COMMUNITY. AT BEYONCE .. JAYZ .. DIDDY STYLE .. as you go HIGHER INTO THE TIERS YOU GET MORE “perks” BUT YOU GOTTA DO SOME FUCK ASS LOW BALL SHIT ,

And ALL YOU WHO SIGN UP BECOME A SLAVE TO THE LEE GARLINGTON CLIVE DAVIS KRIS JENNER FAMILY SEED KLAN LIKE TRISTAN THOMPASON AND KHLOE CHILD OF OJ .. ROB LEFT KRIS BC NICOLE TRIAL WHO DIDNOR DIDNT DO IT,

HE DID IT. 🤷🏽‍♀️🖕🏽

KRIS STOOD BY HIM AND WAS PREGNANT AT THE TIME, ROB FOUND OUT AND DIVORCED HER ON THAT BACK END OR WAS TRYING TO BUT OJ FOUND OUT AND KRIS WANTED TO KEEP HIS $$$ AND RECORD COMPANY SO THEY SHOT ROB WHEN HE DIED BUT NEWS SAY CANCER ..

YOU ARE INCUBABYS YOU AINT COME OUT THE WOMB FORREAL, YOU CAME OUT A TEAT TUBE THE BABY THAT WAS IN THE ATOMACH GET RETURNED BACK TO THE HOMELANDS .. as I’m calling it ..

THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE “DOME” ..

And ways YA MOMS PUSH ONE OUT, and the doctor hands her a “genetically modified version” HAS ME OR MY ORGINAL BLOOD LINE IN IT SO THAT THEIR KLAN AT KEVIN SPACEY READING RN CAN ATTEST WILL KEEP A TRACC RECORD OF “slaves” GIRLS AND BOYS THEY PUT INTO THE INDIATRY TO BE TRAFFIC / PURPOSELY PREGNANT BY INCEST WILLINGLY OR WEIRDO SHIT,

Basically wanting RHEIR OWN “spiritually” CONNECTED BABIES TO USE TO CONTROL THE POPULATION MKULTRA FORM BY “voodoo” / “hoodoo” .. WITCH MAGIC LIKE SALEM WITCH TRIAL SHIT MIXED W PAGONISM..

Fuck the spelling,

SINCE YOURE A SLAVE YOU HAVE TO MY PROGRAM FOLLOW THE SIMULATION.. A FEW OF YOU GOT LICKY AND WERE LET FREE MEANING LEGIT CAME OUT THE COOCHIE NO SWITXHS BUT YOU WILLINGLY OR YOUR PARENTS HALLE X DDG SOLD YA BABY AND UR SOUL AT SOME POINTNTO GIVE UP FIRST BORN AS PAYMENT IE SNOOP / CORDELL / CORDE / CORRI / Julian = payment for record labels ..

ANYWAYS.. THE LKAN FROM THE FIRST PARAGRAPH STARTED THE SWITCH AROUND MEDOTH BC THEY WERE BROKE AND NEEDED TO OAY BACK CLICE FOR ACTUAL HEROIN METH AND WEED THEY STOLE .. IRONICALLY OFF MY DADDY THE ROCK ( POT) THAT OTHER SHIT IS THE WEIRD WHITE MAN VICTOR GARLINGTON WW2 MKULTRA MIND CONTROL UNDER A DEADLY WEAPON OF DRUGS TACTIC ..

Skipping pieces , cause FIGURE OUT YOUR OWN FUCKING SHIT IM SO TIRED OF YOU FUCKTARDS FUCKING W ME N ME HAVING TO FIGURE IT OUT MY FUCKING SELF. FAILED ME ON THAT DEPARTMENT OF “coming out” but I digress..

ANYWAYS THESE MOFOS RETURNED THE MONEY BUT FOUND FUN IN BEING SICK SINISTER BASTARDS WHILE THE QUEEN ME WAS ASLEEP AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY FAMILY IN ALL PHYSICAL PLAINS ..

AND THEN PINNING THEIR FUCKED UP INCEST AND DRUG DEATH CRIMES ON MY FAMILY NAME TO EXONERATE THEIR OWN .. YOU YOUNGING STILL FALLING TRAPPED TO THE MKULTRA MIND CONTROL ENSLAVEMENT CAMP ..

NO LONGER IS IT INCUBABY “pick your child” IT LITERAL KIDDIE PORN AT JERRY FROM SUBWAY style,

THEN AS YOU GET OLDER YOU BITXHES LAUREN LONDON SOLD A LIFESTYLE OF LAVISH DREAMS TO SET UP NIGGAS TO “die” FOR A “become THE first millionaire in your family” BULLSHIT.

Knives out type beat, and MAFIA .. games sets ..THEN YAL NIGGAS SELLING NUDES AND WHATEVER ELSE OFF THE ORIGINAL BLOOD / CREATION OF ME N MY HUSBAND.. WHICH IS WHY WE ALL TO A DEGREE LOOK ALIKE..

“HAPPY HUNTINGZ” FIND YA CLONE vs THE REAL ONE..

FOUND ME N MY HUSBAND,

BUT FUCKTARDS DONT WANA MAKE RIGHT AND TELL ME WHATS UP, SO HERE WE ARE WAITING FOR THAT TO HAPPEN SO THE TIME LINE CAN BE RESTORED BACK TO FUCKING PEACE .. BUT THE LONGER I SIT AND GET ANGERY LEE KNOWS MY DADS ARE GOING TO KILL .. but she afraid cause she and her KLAN DAVID SPADE ALREADY ADMITTED THE FUCK AHIT OF MY COOCHIE PICS + BASEL SHADFAN THE KILLING SUSU “ money heist” POT ..

= FEDERAL FOR THISE WHO WILLING JOINED AND DID IT / vs JAIL TIME/ PURGATORY FOR THOSE WHO DISNT KNOW AND ADMIT FULLY THE PARTY THEY PLAYED in the never ending fucktard incest killing spree of VICTOR CHARLES MANSON ARLINGTON HOWARD NUGENT REGIME.

Like be soooo fucking frfr, CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING PART. THIS SHIT IS IRRITATING. VIVICCA COME OUT AND OWN YOUR FUCKING PART MISS YOU LIVE IN A SHOE BOX FILTHY ASS APARTMENT , yo cats love me more, HEAD ASS BITXH. IDC ABOUT A FILTHY CAR IM IN IT RN CAUSE YOU DID THIS SAME WEIRDO SHIT TO MY MOTHER DARNYCE WALLACE RELLY LISA BONET .. ORIGINAL BLOOD YOU THEN DRUGGED AND SENT TO AQUAMAN WHEN I AWAKEN IN 2021 CAUSE SHE AWAKENED TO THE TRUTH TOO,

WHY YALL NIGGA KILLED MICHAEL AND WHITENEY AND PRINCE AND XXX AND NIP FIT BUT ITS SOOOO MUCH MORE THERE.. etc ANYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT THE MATRIX CAUSE THE QUEEN GOTTA WAKE UP, me.. AT BEYONCE ALREADY CAME OUT W CASSIE ABOUT THE TRUTH

Mans Clive’s end IS restoring my shit BUT THE REST OF YOU SMALL CIVILIANS UNDER LEE GARLINGTON AND MICHAEL HEIMOS AND ANDRE HEIMOS AND HOWARD NUGENT AND ANTHONY BARTON SHIT, an BEN AND TINA TICKNER

ANTI/ MASON / ILLUMINATI / KILL ADONDI CASHAY MONEY HEIST .. FUCKTARD AJA MILES FEDERAL AND DEPORTED .. IDR WHAT YOU CALL IT MAKE FUCKING RIGHT NO MORE MATEIX THERE WILL BE RESTORATION TO THE ORIGINAL SHITS .. like Futurama

AND IM TALKING MONSTER INC THEME BUT PLANET OD THE APES GET DOWN WAR IF YAL KEEP FUCKING TRYING ME IN THE STUPID ASS CAR.

Over IT over you OVER THE GAMES DONT CARE WHAT OTHER 🖕🏽 LEE GARLINGTON TYPE OF “movies” AT HUNGER GAMES YOU THREW IN THIS BITCH.

Like be so fucking frfr , the games are beyond childish and stupid and bitch grew up mentally and physically THIS time, YOU FUCKING NEED TO TOO,

“Miss none of this is real it fantasy”

THEN STOP CALLING ME FUCKING CRAZY WHEN I CAN READ YOUR FUCKING THOUGHTS AND REGRETS THEU MESSAGES.

AT CHRISTOPHER WHITE RAPING A DEAD BODY AND DAQUAN FILMING IT SAME W JANAE AND SHANNON T DOUGH IN THE HEAD AT CORREY C TOO .. AND SOLO? FINAO ..

ALL TELEPATHIC AND HOW A RIGHTFUL SCARY COUNTER PART THATS COMING FOR FUCKING W ME AT STICCY AT IAN 72nd N VERMONT CREW / AT WEST BLD JHENE AIKO / NEIGHBORHOOD.. DEATH ROW..ETC ORIGINAL BLOOD ON THE GROUND AND FROM THE SKIES,

GREEK / AFRICAN/ MYTHOLOGY AND ALIENS STAR TREK, ZENON w raven symone/ PLANET OF THE APES 2 .. acolytes..

LEE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MATRIX TIME IS UP, NIGGAS IS WAITING ON YOU TO HAVE THE FUCKING CONVERSATION W ME AND FREE ALL MY FUCKING LOOKALIKES AND THEN SOME FROM FUCKING SLAVERY,

AT OBAMA TREVOR NOAH NOAH DECORSI DIGUSTED CAUSE YOU TOLD EVERYONE SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND WEIRD CAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO SEEM FUCKING CRAZY AND MENTALLY PHYSICALLY DIRTY AND YOU THE “GOOD” ONE TO KEEP SHIT GOING.

IN YOUR HEAD I AM YOU AND YOU ARE ME,

IN REALITY BITCH YOU JUST ANOTHER FUCKING CHARLES MANSON SCARED BITCH.

You’re 72 I’m 30.. like really my dude? TALK AND ATOP CALLING ME CRAZY BEFORE I LET “THE EAGERLY CRAZY HAVE YOU” 🙂🖕🏽🤷🏽‍♀️

[kairithemang0]

saw ur post about gender dysphoria and hope ur doing ok!!!! if anyone out there irl isn't being as affirming as a bunch of random people online know that i will punch them all for u. i will set them on fire. you!!! are!!! a man!!! and anyone who doesnt recognize that or doesn't affirm it enough as they should that is just PLAIN WRONG. owen would fucking bash them over the head for their stupidity and i would join them.

i really hope that you feel better soon and i am sending all the virtual hugs <3333

(also tho the sentence "dysphoria is a train and i am tied to the tracks" is such a hardcore line and very relatable i am totally stealing that)

(also so sorry if this makes u uncomfortable or this is annoying lol you can ignore it if u want)

thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

It’s weird, I feel like a bitch when I tell people to not call me they. Those aren’t my pronouns and it sometimes makes me feel worse than she just because I’m used to hearing she and it doesn’t hurt as much. The active attempt to ignore me telling people they/them aren’t my pronouns just kinda hurts, I’ve been going by exclusively he/him for over a year now and when your “gay friends” aren’t even helping your through the dysphoria it just sucks.

Thank you for the virtual hug, I apologize for the mini vent these past few posts have been. Also thank you for stealing my “dysphoria is a train and I’m tied to the tracks” line because I’m gonna be using that myself because I’m kinda obsessed with it. It doesn’t make me uncomfortable at all and I’m legitimately happy to hear some people even kinda care? Idk, yall going out of your ways to send me these asks have made me really happy

[daaydreamy]

so i had to hang out with him yesterday 🙃

1. we were at my sisters apartment and deciding where to go for lunch clearly in no rush cuz we don’t even know where we’re going yet and he’s literally standing next to the couch impatiently waiting for us to get up and go…..GO WHERE SIR LIKE RELAX

2. when we got to lunch guess how many time the waitress had to come back to the table to take our orders bc he STILL wasn’t ready?? 😋 LITERALLY 4 and then he ordered a burger with nothing on it except for cheese and lettuce which wouldn’t be a problem initially bc i also prefer plain foods like that BUT JUST ORDER A PLAIN CHEESEBURGER THEN 😭 why did u choose THAT burger if u didn’t want anything that came on it 😭

3. and then we went to sams club which is like a bulk grocery store and he was sulking the whole time for some reason?? (although i partially think it’s bc i was holding my sisters hand and he wasn’t but like she has 2 hands idk what to tell u) and at one point my sister was trying to take her hoodie off but was struggling and he got annoyed and yanked her phone out of her hand to get her to take it off faster and she was just like “sorry…i’m irritating him” HOW?? for taking off a hoodie?? and then he was pouting bc they were trying to find something to take home for dinner later and he was like (and i shit u not he rly said it like this) “i just feew bad dat i can’t decide what to eat 🥺” sir…..ur lucky i didn’t turn around and smack u AND THEN at one point my sister walked off to go find something and we were like “hello where’d she go” and he panicked and ran off to find her…she’s 27 babes i promise she can find her way back to the seasoning aisle

4. my sister said her stomach felt icky on the way home and he would NOT stop asking her if she was okay or if she needed ginger ale or something like she’s not dying girlie she’ll make it i promise

OH AND they were taking forever to decide between protein shake powder or already made protein shakes bc he was so worried about the cost (it was literally like a $2 price difference i’m not even kidding u) and that mostly pissed me off just bc of his previous rudeness with money like idr if i told u this already but one time i was with my sister and she had to stop at the bank to get $10 out of her account to pay him back bc he paid for dinner (or maybe it was ice cream?? idr) the night before 😐 ITS $10 U CANT JUST TREAT MY SISTER TO A MEAL LIKE WHO CARES THAT MUCH

anyway that’s all i think🧍‍♀️

1. I HAAAAAATE PEOPLE THAT RUSH OTHER PEOPLE LIKE OMG STFU 😭 like i know what time it is can you leave me alone like i’ll FIGURE IT OUT. that would’ve pissed me off so bad istg 😭

2. i don’t understand how he didn’t feel like kinda bad that the waiter had to come back 4 times like… as soon as the waiter comes to my table i’m ordering immediately even if i’m not rlly sure bc i don’t wanna take up too much of their time 😭 girl… four times. for that fucking burger.

3. WHY was she apologizing like he’s the irritating one bitch 😭 she has TWOOOO hands and you don’t have to act like a child omg 🙄 and like you SHOULD feel bad abt not knowing what to eat bc you’re WASTING THE TIME.

also i’m like a money whore and don’t take this the wrong way but did she really pay him back TEN dollars? 😭 like… ten dollars 😭

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

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[whereisjenolee]

playing on a multiplayer minecraft server with boyfriend!jeno and nct dream

yes this is self indulgent, yes i love minecraft

12:07AM

you join the discord call just past midnight and are immediately greeted by the voices of (loud) screaming boys

"chenle! take your mic out of your MOUTH, it sounds like you're calling through a SAMSUNG FRIDGE!!!"

"park jisung, stfu and help me kill this sTUPID SKELETON!!!!!!" >:(

“uhhhhhhh,,,,, hello” you say

"Y/NNNNNNNNNN!!!!! മ◡മ" you hear the infamous high pitched “cute” voice of na jaemin screech sing

“Y/N, HURRY UP AND JOIN THE SERVER SO YOU CAN HELP ME FIND DIAMONDS” (｀▽´) hyuck yells

“guys!!! how do you place blocks?!” mark interjects

“𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙍” chenle says, his mic boosted and echo on

you snicker and promptly join their server

y/mc/n joined the game

“y/n! hurry up so you can teach mark how to play this got dam GAME!” renjun whines

these fuckers didn’t even bother to tell you that it was night in game and they were playing on HARD

so you were instantly swarmed with every mob and their mothers in the middle of the plains field

y/mc/n was slain by spider

“LAME! that’s the n00best way to die” chenle laughs

<y/mc/n> stfu bitch weren’t u the one who lost all ur enchanted netherite armor bc u jumped into lava to test if it was fireproof and couldn’t get out

bighead1 left the game

“y/n~~~~~~~~~~~” u hear the sweet voice of ur bf coo

“hi babie jen” :)))))))

cue the dreamies’ exaggerated gagging noises

jeno’s name appears a distance away from where you spawned so you move forward to meet him

soon u see his samoyed skin a few blocks away

“y/n! look what i got for you!!!!!!!!!” (.⌒‿ ⌒)

u see him drop multiple kinds of flowers in front of u

EVEN ORCHIDS AND ALLIUM

😿😿😿😿

jeno i will kith u on the lips one million times

“thank you, bubs <3”

“you’re welcome! (‘∀’●)♡ i traveled so far to find the swamps and a flower forest biome to get all the different types for you because i know you like them!! you can plant them in our house after we build one together!!!”

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

u can’t believe ur boyfriend made u blush because of M I N E C R A F T

“okay lovebirds, enough chitchat [¬_¬]. y/n-ieee, come mine with me now!!” hyuck whines

so u and jeno run to haechan’s house in the poorly constructed dream town community to help him find diamonds

“y/n~~ can i put my minecraft bed next to yours??” ;)))) hyuck says

fullsun66 was slain by jen0jam

the next four hours are spent mining with haechan, farming with jaemin, building a garden with renjun, and teaming up with the two maknaes to kill mark every time he respawned

you 3 also took turns breaking and taking mark’s bed so he wouldn’t respawn in his house ( ˘ ͜ʖ ˘)

every time he tried to get it back, you would just outrun him

“guys! how do you sprint!!” you can hear mark’s pout thru the call

<bighead1> ctrl + f4

markly left the game

“YAH!!!” mark yells

yes you build a cute house with jeno surrounded with the flowers he picked for you

yes you place your mc bed next to his

yes you guys travel to the spruce forests to tame puppies together & visit neighboring villages to tame the cats

ur house is super cute (cottage core vibes <3)

jeno gives you a full set of diamond tools and armor

“thanks sug4r d4ddy ¬‿¬” u tease

“oh yeah? oh yeah??” haechan says “take this, y/n”

he drops a netherite pickaxe in front of you

fullsun66 was slain by jen0jam

<fullsun66> ST OP KILLING ME T^T

<jen0jam> BACK OFF

<y/mc/n> thanks hyuckie <3

fullsun66 was slain by jen0jam

“GUYS I FOUND DIAMOND!!!” mark cheers

“hyung! if you drop it in lava you’ll get twice the amount!!” jisung exclaims

“really?! hell yeah!!” mark says

…

“PARK JISUNG I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!” mark yells

“𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙍” chenle’s voice echoes

**bonus:

<fullsun66> what if we kissed in front of the minecraft house? jk......... unless (･ω<)☆

a/n: thank you for reading! comments are very much appreciated (and wanted… 😳)