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Does that last anon not realize that cooking is a valuable life skill that everyone should know how to do???
Talking about ur “traditional sexism” when they’re the one who assumed cooking is a feminine trait. Enbies just aren’t allowed to cook ig
Hope they have fun eating burnt toast and raw chicken all in the name of modern feminism lol
fhsjdjsjdjdj the last part made me giggle like they rly thought they had me with that ask 💀 they were like “dang i rly gagged her with that one” as if it’s not their own problem if they don’t know how to cook 💀
#like if u don’t know how to make dinner#that’s ur problem not mine#idc if u can or cannot cook but#in my fic#ur gonna cook#bc reader is capable and independent in my fic
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[ID copied from alt text: A digital drawing of Zuko from Avatar: the Last Airbender. He's shown crouched in the cooler from the episode The Boiling Rock, cold air surrounding him on all sides. He's breathing fire that illuminates him in the dark. End ID]
noticed the windows on the cooler when sokka opens it look like they're closed. thought about the concept of being stuck in a small cold dark room for hours on end. personally the claustrophobia would kill me?
#atla#zuko#u ever draw something that u dont have the technical skill for so u know ur gonna redraw it in 3 years and cook? this is me rn#calen draws
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fwb with katsuki feels like an snl skit like you’ve got to be joking with him if you propose that after you two have fucked. hooking up with the boy you’ve known since you were five and then asking to keep it casual between you two is insane. he could bite you, he could threaten to tell shoto (who would pinch you), he could lace your hands together and threaten to drag you both out into heavy traffic if you don’t go out with him, he could just say “get real?” and then proceed to take a nap on top of you for the next four hours, he could flick you on the forehead, he might even cry, he could threaten to tell izuku (who would kick him), he could squish your cheeks between his palms and tell you to stop spewing nonsense, he could threaten to tell his mom (who would pinch the both of you by your ears), he could scream, he probably will bite actually. it doesn’t matter it all ends in him “talking some sense into ya since i clearly fucked your brains out” while he makes you dinner and you agree to go out on a real date tomorrow
#he’s soooo lover boy. to me#fwb doesn’t work with him for a plethora of reasons but mostly bc it doesn’t fit his Standards of like. how he should spend his time/energy#and also doesn’t fit what he thinks should be your standards#he’s the kinda person that no matter what he says he does believe his friends are a reflection of him to some degree#and he’ll be damned if u just. accept something casual with him like girl stand up or he’s gonna do it for you#also i think if ur friends since elementary school u for sure know his family and it’s myself that mistuki would scold the two of you so ba#if she found out u were just messing around like. both of u get serious NOW!#ladies and germs hes made it into the fwb to lovers pipeline..... we're cooked officially 🤒#katsuki bakugo x reader#katsuki x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#💌
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sam ortez, excavated
Here's my present for @churchstopsurgeryscars for @redvsbluesecretsanta '24!!! Their prompt about Locus learning how to be a person again was amazing, and this might not be exactly what you were looking for, but I hope you like it anyways <3
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb secret santa#locus#sam ortez#long post#rvb locus#art#mine#comic#*24#i was gonna put them next to each other but theyre different sizes and the other one gets cut off so like... hhh....#i had a lot of ideas and concepts for this but i tried to narrow it down and make it cohesive (im a rly scattered guy idk what to say lol)#i did think about doing like a locus w/ bgc or smth which is probably more like ur og prompt but im not good w/ like... fanfic esque#storyline creation? if that makes sense? lol.... but this was rly fun to do + i've been meaning to do something like this so...#idk i'm rambling. hope you still like it and happy holidays <3#also i 'artistically blurred' the food cuz um. i dont cook. idk food. use ur imagination for what he's making lol
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One more day….
In advance, thank u Liam Vickers!!! 😖🙏✨
Severe yapping below 👇
Ong he a real one….and is prob never gonna see this tumblr post, or acc, which also means I can talk openly abt how I’m gonna hide in his floorboards and attack on January 8th, 2025 at 2:42 am :3
No but fr
A year ago, Murder drones dragged me out of my HxH phase, filled the void, inspired me to create art and ideas, make this whole damn account, and improve my art and taste :>
Anddd to think that if Liam didn’t make the batshit insane silly robot pilot, none of this shit would’ve happened
Kinda wild yall
Anywayysss I’m happy to be in this community and it kinda sucks balls that it’s gonna end, like tmrw (the fandom will rise from the ashes tho)
I love those silly robots and they r sure to be in my heart for the rest of my fucking life <3
Gn
#nuzi#uzi doorman#serial designation n#murder drones#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#liam vickers animation#Liam my mannnnn come out of hiding ahahahha#when I see stars and anything related to robots I think of them :3#I’m gunna post @ 12 2nite fr beware#i was lying ermmmm#if yall read these tags ur a real one#biscuits r a lie#uzi my beloved emo#I’m so cooked tmrw#I’m gonna make biscuits and have a whole ritual#I’m gonna punch my N plush he deserves it#also guysss since we r all gonna die tmrw….. I ermmmm…. am a N kinnie
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fuck you! *burakhovskys your reanimator*
(silly lil screencap redraw,,,,, gotta love medical malpractice yaoi)
#pathologic#oof my art i guess#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#burakhovsky#REANIMATOR MENTION ‼️‼️‼️‼️#yes the background for this is just an in game screenshot do not talk to me#I was gonna draw it but this was just for shits and giggles and I am far too lazy for that rn#it’s like three am#I’ll lock into backgrounds for my next patho piece I’m already cooking#anyways I love pathologic and I love reanimator I think that fucked up little scientists are the character archetype of all time#I hope y’all have a lovely day/night if ur reading this :))
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I did something silly….. I made QL guess who!
About a year and a half ago I had the idea for a custom ql guess who game but I had no one to play it with so I just put it to the side until I (hopefully) would. Fortunately that day came this weekend when @pondphuwin and I got to play a few rounds (they beat me 4:5 actually lmao)!
Some of the questions we asked were stuff like “is it from gmmtv,” “does your show have a branded pair,” “is there a love triangle,” “is there a debate over whether your show is a bl or not,” and more personal ones like “am I crazy over one of the main actors,” “do we have beef with the way this bl went,” “did we watch this live together,” and so on. Rlly fun stuff!
Since this is a custom guess who I had to make all the pieces manually. At first it seems fine and easy bc there’s already official posters right? But the difficulty is that almost every poster is a different size. So I figured out how to get the proper guess who face piece measurements and manually resized each poster to fit, with a slight gradient in the background where the remaining space isn’t covered by the poster. You can see those gradient bars on the top and bottom in the closeup of the last twilight piece, for example. Also it’s just really funny to hold mini posters of qls lmao (using my hand as a reference)
There’s 190 ql poster pieces in total (based on approx. how many I’d seen as of the time of printing) (yes I will add more as time goes on) and they were all put on one big google doc that covered about 10 pages and looked like this!
After I had them all set I printed them out on cardstock so they were thicker & more sturdy and then I did a lot of cutting. And since both players need the same posters I had to cut it all twice
Are there easier ways to do this? Maybe. I’m not sure. Honestly I just did whatever like this is my own gay little art project lol
Once I had them all cut and held them in my hand I felt quite proud of my work and now that I’ve actually played it I really do
Here’s just like a pic I took when we were playing a round. Since there were so many, after every round we took out the two qls we just selected and replaced them with new ones and we never ran out lmao. It took quite a bit of effort but it was totally worth it hehe
#next time I wanna do it with actors hehe#might get working on that later#but yeah this is so silly and fun and idk fellow ql watchers u might appreciate skdjdjd#it was fun to choose which posters to use too#the only thing I didn’t have time for was the bigger face cards & designing the backs but I will do those too later lol#b.txt#idk what to tag this as#I’m just gonna tag some of the qls u can see in the photos ig lol#it’s relevant…..#last twilight#bad buddy#utsukushii kare#bed friend#pit babe#me when I had two shows open left and one of them was pit babe: does ur show have omegaverse… KDJSJDJ#cooking crush#until we meet again#ok I rlly don’t kno what 2 tag this as so I’ll leave it here lol
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#art tag#detroit become human#i think im gonna stop that thing i do of posting many drawings at once bc i'll go insane if i have to finish a bunch of stuff AND#NOT POSTING IT IMMEDIATELY#this type of colouring is funny bc it looks like they threw a bucket of water over them#this is a redraw of an old drawing#i was cooking back then (in that)#i wanted to change connor's uniform (the triangle and arm thing ) but idk what . i did a redesign before. yeeears before#i checked it now and i dont like it bc connor's thing is to be in a suit to re-fix his tie and look cool so the suit is staying (my designs#were with no suit ) hello artists where are ur connor clothes redesign#everytime i go back to dbh brainrot is because of hank and connor BECAUSE IM SIMPLE AND PREDICTABLE#I LIKE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED CHARACTERS AND THEY BOTH ARE#I LIKE CONNOR DYING AND PRETENDING ITS NOTHING#and him getting adopted of course#hank anderson#when i saw hank's button up patterns i went im not doing allat and i forgot to do it at the end LMAO
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Please rant about darkchocolate /not forcing
I need to hear about gay people
YESYEHYSHSYEHDY YESSS!! OMG OMG OMG EVERYBODY RING THE BELLS, TURN ON THE ALARMS!!!! ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING!!!!! GHGRHHRHDHFH STAY CALM!!! STAY FUCKING CALMEDDJDJSJXJXNBX
THANK U ANON I LUV U I WOULD GLADLY RAMBLE ABT THEM THEY R MY FAVORITE SILLIES EVER HEHEHEHEHHE
I just think they’re sooooo!! INTERESTING!! Like the two evil dudes r ALSO doomed old man yaoi?? SIGN ME TF UP!!! My obsession with this two gays is NOT NORMAL!! LIKE I GOT AU’S, I GOT COMICS, I GOT FANFIC WIPS, I GOT A WHOOOLE ASS SHIPCHILD— I GOT IT ALLLLL!!!
I gen love them so much i cantttt <33
I just enjoy their dynamic sm!! Dramatic manchild x Manipulative asshole?? Chat THE ANGST POTENTIAL!! But at the same time.. THE FLUFF POTENTIAL!!! They are “i could fix him” AND “i could make him worse” at the same time AND THATS SO. FUCKING. AMAZINGGG!! Im normally very picky with ships, i always try to see if they fit the very specific characterization i like, BUT WITH DARKCHOCOLATE THAT JUST SOMEHOW GOES OUT THE WINDOW??? THEY JUST KINDS FIT EVERYTHING SOMEHOW???? I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE THEMFJNDJDNDJ
BOOM HAVE A VEEEEERY OLD DARKCHOCOLATE DOODLE BEFORE I EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES
Tldr i go insane abt them and i love them very very much (the amount of headcanons i have for those 2 gays is absurd DO NOT LET ME RAMBLE FURTHER)
#Never let me cook again#Cam goes crashes out and yaps incoherently caught on video#errormare#darkchocolate#error sans#nightmare sans#ALSO ANON IK UR GONNA SEE THIS#DO NOT ENCOURAGE ME FURTHER I WILL IMPLODE
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this scene makes me pissed off let him stay in home ec GODDAMNIT
#kenny mccormick#im petty af like that mkay#sp#south park#tweek vs craig#how tf is he supposed to learn cooking or sewing if ur just gonna kick him out instead of teaching him !?#also im pissed asf they didnt let wendy go to shop class#whatevr
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Cooking up another simplemaniac as hyuluka 👉👈 wip
HELLOOOOOO??? LETS GOO
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Sprunki Morality Rant/Theory
AU IS BY @sprunkimortality YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK THEM OUT THEIR AU IS AWESOME TIME TO RANT (If you don't wanna listen you can just ignore </33)
SO SAVIOR CONFIRMED THAT BLACK WAS THE CAUSE OF THE CORRUPTION ARC
and with that in mind....
Clocca/The Entity keeps talking about how it was gonna take Saves back to nothingness "where he belongs" or something like that-
AND SAVES'S TRANSCRIPT FOR HORROR MODE MENTIONS "LIFELESS EYES"
SO MY THEORY IS
BLACK GETS SO DISTRAUGHT AFTER SAVES PASSES THAT HE "CORRUPTS"; CAUSING THE CORRUPTION ARC- BECAUSE IT'S BEEN HINTED THAT CLOCCA IS STICKING AROUND UNTIL SAVES'S "TIME IS UP"- THEREFORE IT MAKES SAVES'S LIFE A LIVING HELL. BLACK IS DOING WHAT HE CAN BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM (old men yaoi <3/ooc) I FEEL LIKE THE NOTHINGNESS THAT CLOCCA TALKS ABOUT IS OF WHAT WOULD BE LIKE "THE AFTERLIFE" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT-
Thanks for listening to my rant when more lore comes out I'll see if I can update this but here's what I think for now <333
#sprunki#sprunki incredibox#incredibox sprunki#sprunki mortality au#sprunki mortality#sprunki au#Lemme cook bro#YEAH I'M ON UR TAIL TRYING TO PUT THINGS TOGETHER SAVIOR--/vpos#WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW???#EVERYONE SIT TF DOWN AND BUCKLE UP BECAUSE THE ROAD IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKING BUMPY AS HELL--#OH MY GOD I'M SO HYPE
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What country do you live in where it gets THAT HOT??? 😭😭😭😭
the Philippines and my weak ass is dying in 47°C
#messyr#IDK WHATS WITH SOUTHEAST ASIA DAWG THAT IT DECIDED TO MOVE CLOSER TO THE SUN#WE'RE GETTING COOKED#ITS SO HUMID AND ANY BREEZE FEELS LIKE UR GONNA MELT UR SKIN OFF BROOOOO#I USE 2 ELEC FANS AND IT RELEASES NOTHING BUT HELLFIRE
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Girls will be like 'I'm fighting demons' and then the demons are mcr set times 💯💯
#The show starts at 6:40am...so rn girl I'm sorry I can't sleep my brain will be cooked#Right when the show starts then another 2h? (at least?) oh I'm cooked I won't even be able to be funny#mcr#East coast timezones are diabolical when ur in Europe do I look like a bitch that is up at 6am bffr#But at the same time when will we see them again.#.. And oh god they're gonna do something. They're gonna have costumes. And theatrics. Oh god#My Chemical Romance#wwwy 2024#wwwy fest#Wwwyf#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts
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tbh this proves that eddie is every bit as prone to terrible impulse decisions as buck is and is possibly worse since unlike buck he absolutely refuses to consult (1) sane person beforehand. man was really gonna buy some dilapidated ass property without even mentioning it to his voice of reason (somehow) evan buckley
#IS HE GONNA QUIT /AGAIN/?????? WHAT DOES HE THINK HES GONNA DO THERE????#eddie diaz I respect and empathise with ur struggle but I think this is extremely stupid#if buck wasn't spiraling and convincing himself that any doubts he has is him being a bad friend to Eddie AND chris#he would say the same thing#going to visit is one thing but looking at houses.......eddie u are cooked fr#911 abc#buddie
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my princess nonsense is being encouraged watch ouyt imabout to be eneaabled
OK WHATF ATHAT'S SO CUTE I HAD TO MAKE IT i know realistically there's little to no chance that rei DOESN'T know how to work heels 🤣 BUT IMAGINE.....ING.... YAKUMO GENTLY GUIDING REI IN HEELS, WEEKS BEFORE THE BIG GALA AND HAVING NONE OF HIS NORMAL FEAR OF PHYSICAL TOUCH BC HIS [TEACHER MODE] IS OVERRIDING HIS INSECURITY
#rei looking directly at the camera like why are you subjecting me to this. i do not need any of this. i know how to do it#rei wearing stilettos the size of your head so he becomes ur very tall bird goth gf#you know how yakumo gets when he instructs someone on how to cook something#he becomes confident and just tells ppl how to do stuff without his usual amount of stutter and secondguessing#i'm gonna pretend that after his stiletto training in misty vale he gains a TINY MOLECULE of confidence due to experience#like [i can help you if you've never done it before?]#honestly i can't imagine this scenario happening because i am so SURE that rei can walk in heels HAHAHA even tho nothing has proven that#SOMETHING COME PROVE ME WRONG SO MY DELUSIONS CAN SLIDE CLOSER TO POSSIBILITY#anyway even if rei didn't know how to wear heels#would he ever mention it? would yakumo ever learn of it?#rei would probably be all . i don't need to wear heels. they can't even see them under the dress. i'll wear my practical shoes#but if he can't get away with that and will be forced to wear heels at the party...#maybe he'll go [meh. i'll figure it out] and just not wear them until the day of the dance#at which point his feet will hurt after 20 minutes and for the whole night he takes any chance to sit down#rei can be frequently spotted on SOME surface SOMEWHERE in the palace. sitting all splayed out and uncaring of propriety#because he is in PAIN and these shoes are STUPID and why do people wear them for ANYTHING . Royals are so IMPRACTICAL#yakumo keeps trying to avoid heels for the dance because he doesn't want to be any taller than he already is#i bet there's a full convo about it between him and eiden#eiden trying to reassure him that if he wants to wear heels then he shouldn't let others' perception stop him from doing so#but if he genuinely doesn't want to wear them then that's ok too#eiden craning his neck up at yakumo in heels like you're my pretty princess 1-2 heads taller than me your height doesn't matter 🥰#i'm now torn. yakumo and rei both wearing heels now? in order to stay at similar heights?#or. rei starting out with heels. getting tired of them. going barefoot for the rest of the night lol#yakumo and rei still dancing in their ballgowns together but a much shorter rei leads a yakumo in heels#yes. yes this is the vision#yakurei#replies#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival rei
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