#upper crust british hijinks

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“Hatake! I say! My blighter of an aunt is popping into town, and she’s bringing the sprog with her!”

“Very good, sir. When shall we expect to receive Lady Tsunade and Miss Sakura?”

“She’s invited themselves over for tea! But–dash it all–I’m supposed to be helping Abby prop up the Uchiha this afternoon! How the devil am I to be in two places at the same time?!”

“Perhaps you could be honest with her, sir.”

“Honest? With Aunt Tsuny? Gads, man, have you taken leave of your senses? That would never do!”

–excerpt from Uchiha in the Tulips by Kishimoto Pelham Grenville