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[pushpelt]

Vampires, Houseguests and the End of Kindness

Vampires, Houseguests and the End of Kindness

Think Twice Before Letting Someone In Photo Courtesy of https://www.pexels.com/@roman-odintsov/ Challenge the assumption that because you are legally and financially responsible for the residence in which you stay because you signed a lease or mortgage that you are in control once you no longer want a guest to stay. No. Once your guest has been invited in, no matter the length of time of the…

[the-unwanted-houseguest]

Fine-tuning a new drawing...

[deebeeus]

So this was Xmas at casa DeeBeeUs™️ precisely 24 months ago. Something tells me this year won’t be quite so...er...*festive*. However it may be just as alcohol-soaked if I can’t get rid of this g.d. #polarbear! As everyone knows, polar bears roam the streets of Canada pretty much all year long but ESPECIALLY at Christmas, and I made the mistake one year (whilst shovelling my walk) of being friendly to this particular bear, who was just passing by, and inviting him in for a neighbourly Xmas libation. THEN HE WOULDN’T LEAVE!! And now EVERY Xmas he shows up at my door, installs himself next to my guitar collection, DEMANDS that I keep a full 40 of #Absolut IN THE FREEZER for him at all times, drinks himself stupid day and night for weeks, pisses off all the neighbours with his high volume playing and what can only be described as “off-key caterwauling” (of mainly Rush, Triumph, April Wine, and other classic Canadian bands), eats all my best snacks (but none of my worst ones!), befouls my bathrooms (and/or whatever room(s) he chooses to use as impromptu bathrooms), and then does what he ridiculously (and as far as I’m concerned euphemistically) refers to as “hibernation” (usually face down) on my living room floor. Until spring comes! Anyhoo: about half the #guitars in this picture are no longer in my collection! Replaced by other, better ones of course, but my oh my, how time does fly... 😕 #drunkenpolarbear #unwantedhouseguest #sothisischristmas #guitar #guitarra #chitarra #guitarre #electricguitar #vintageguitar #tone #guitargear #guitarsofinstagram #geartalk #guitargear #vintagegear #guitarsdaily #guitarphotography

[iinzomniac]

Small doodle from tonight. I don’t know why this is what I drew but I like it wuite a bit 🙇

[the-unwanted-houseguest]

I’d like a new cloak for Christmas!!! This one is looking rather shabby... almost like it’s trying to tell me something...

[jdohertybailey]

Spiders

A fast huge spider just ran into the bathroom. Me- "Hunny, dont panic, get me a glass" Wife- "Oh shit!" *runs and gets the smallest glass we own* Me- "I have to address the glass size. Something bigger please?" Wife- *Gets a plastic container* Me- *Puts the spider out the window* "Oh I feel so guilty. How frightening, just falling all that way down. Never really thought about that before" Wife- "Well how does it think we feel?" Me- "Oh come on, we are massive compared to them, and they eat flies, theyre good!" Wife- "Yeah, but you cant just appear uninvited in someones house like that..." Haha I love her. She wins.

[horysheet93]

[savymonster-blog]

Haven't seen me in a while? I've seen you just fine, you took 5,028 breaths in your sleep last night!

Unwanted House Guest

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[the-unwanted-houseguest]

And a Soudcloud link for those less Youtube-inclined. Have a listen... but beware... some say my tracks themselves might be haunted...

[the-unwanted-houseguest]

NEW TUNES!!!!! I wasn’t kidding. Have a peep... could this be my most sinister groove yet?

[the-unwanted-houseguest]

And a Soundcloud link for those less Youtube-inclined. Give it a listen... if you dare.