#untitled thing

[indecentpause]

Bullet Points Tag

tagged by @oh-no-another-idea! thank!

Rules: Summarize your WIP in 15 2-5 word bullet points (as if you were trying to summarize it in 15 seconds.

Okay let's see. I'm gonna do the unnamed Christian and Livia thing

I don't think I can get the things I want to across in just 2-5 words but I'll do my best

Two assholes fall in love

I'll fucking fight you

Why doesn't dad love me

Demisexuality is a thing, okay?

Kink is not necessarily sexual

Let's go on another not-date

Mandated community service becomes a passion

One fell first, one fell harder

Everyone is a mess but doing their best

Life is short do what you want

Working in an office is the worst

that's not 15 but that's what I've got! tagging @winterandwords @revenantlore @willtheweaver @thegreatobsesso and anyone else who wants to because I've seen this one going around and don't know who has and hasn't done it already XD

[cj-the-random-artist]

This was supposed to be lighthearted and I think it reads that way??? Idk but it was fun to make

(For context: the two followers getting married are Pana (the dog) and Julon (the deer (???)) and their kid is Fianna, and I know you can't officiate follower marriages in game but if we could that would be fun but really I just needed a context that would raise this topic of conversation lol)

Again. It's not a perfect comic and I was kind of rushing at the end but dang I enjoyed making it. I hope y'all like it and may good things happen for y'all today :D

[royalarchivist]

Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

[nutmargaret]

an old wwdits sketch

[skyekurisu]

Untitled idea

For the first time in my life I have a girlfriend.

She's beautiful, tall, has an amazing body and a smile that will melt your heart. She's a little boyish, but I love her for it.

And then there's me, an average boy you could find anywhere, with nothing remarkable to speak of. That's why I never expected her to confess her feelings to me.

Of course, I accepted her invitation right away, and I've been the happiest ever since. But there is a problem.

Because of the way she presents herself, people often think I'm gay, and I'm sick and tired of that.

So I've come up with the ultimate idea to stop people thinking about me that way:

[mothcpu]

robot yuri on the mind

[feliville]

im in love w candela so if you have anything to share abt her ever.. im v curious to learn abt herrr and all yr characters

;O; I'm so happy you like her !!! Thank you so much!

[tumbling-tourney]

YOUR OPINIONS: You're sure this is the way out? C. ENGLAND: Uh, yeah! Besides, I'm sick of walking through doors, why not try weird-looking holes? YOUR OPINIONS: I guess so, not much harm in trying. A.I.R: You follow the two in silence, not wanting to be left alone. It was lonely in the strange place you'd found yourself in.

-@untitled-document-lore

Ah, new visitors!

Gigavolt zipped over to the three guests to welcome them.

Greetings, folks!

[artbyblastweave]

Thanks for the compliment on the map. It's definitely a "what if fucked up shit happened?" kind of setting and I consider you an incisive connoisseur of such media in a way I am not. Anything in particular catch your eyes?

Off the top of my head -

The cursed lands is fun; throwing the evil overlord a territorial holding as a sop because it's either not worth it or not possible to have it out definitively is always a favored worldbuilding beat of mine, a great litmus test for the underlying moral logic of the powers that be and the setting as a whole.

Unspeakable desert's also great- love a good black box torture zone. In fiction also!

I like the moon-elf republic- "Morally palatable liberal-democracy but nothing is ever fucking open when you're awake" is such a great monkey's paw bit. I'm picturing human expats going insane and doing I Am Legend bullshit with mannequins in a mostly empty city, except it's not the apocalypse everyone is just asleep inside. Which actually is also what the twist was with I Am Legend so never mind

Zones F, G and H make me think you would enjoy, at a minimum, the aesthetic of Sunless Sea, Fallen London, and the rest of the games in that shared universe, if not necessarily the gameplay.

One thing I'm a little unclear on is where the humans are- is this just the quote-unquote "weird hemisphere?"

To briefly toot my own horn, The Perfection caught my eye because it's basically the exact opposite of how I handled Evil Mushroom Land in the Fallout pastiche setting I've been fucking around with for about twelve years. There's a superintelligent, psychic mycological supercomputer that's infested and subverted the entire ecosystem of the American Southeast; but rather than an inscrutable, inexorable hyperoptimizer, its desires are actually completely politically legible to humans. It's an anarchist-bending towards-anarchoprimitivist, and it sanctimoniously touts that it's created the world's first practical anarchy.... because it's big-brothering everyone who "voluntarily" imbibed its spores and connected to the network, and it can psionically cook their brains at a distance if it decides that they aren't being good enough anarchists. Or if it needs a favor and they won't "pull their weight." Or if their version of anarchy isn't aesthetically compatible with it's gaian edenic pastoralism thing. If you don't "voluntarily" join the network it doesn't actively try to kill you, that would be unjustified initiation of force. No, it just doesn't stop all the jacked-up mutant gators from doing what they'd naturally do if it wasn't inhibiting them. The other North American powers put up with this because it's genuinely the least belligerent and expansionist of its type of hive mind, and they export some really great drugs (all of which are a backdoor for further psychic snooping.)

[stillwithmeisonlyyou]

This song always makes me think it must so precious to be loved by lucy. Like obviously I don't know lucy or julien personally but the way she describes julien and her thought processes or her actions always makes me think she knows her so intrinsically. It never fails to make me cry because her love is so unconditional and transcendant, it makes me wish somebody told me these things or felt this way about me.

I just have a lot of emotions today and I just wanted to share.

[cj-the-random-artist]

Here's a Cult of the Lamb comic that I scripted on a whim and then spent. Actual time on.

I hope y'all like this cuz it was fun to make and. I spent actual time on it lmfao

(Also for the "brought Narinder back" line. I started a new save and I swear between my two saves he's died three times. This guy. Goodness gracious.)

[i3utterflyeffect]

alan: do you want your kid back? untitled: *long, contemplative silence, expression going through various stages of confusion, contemplation, distress, etc* alan: *awkwardly holding sc, extremely confused and out of his depth*

YEAH.......... later after alan finds out who untitled is it probably makes sense but it's very awkward initially

[jamiesfootball]

Word Game Wednesday

Frost

(Found in one of the augusnippets that I didn't get around to finishing on time but which is more finished than I thought it was. Interesting.)

Jamie’s already feeling pretty well splayed open when Dani announces decisively, “You put too much pressure on yourself.��

He’s got nowhere to go, is the thing. Nowhere to hide, what with his head cradled between Dani’s hands and his clothes left in a pile on the floor. Even his boxer briefs, which barely toe over the line into modest if he’s being honest, don’t do anything to protect him from the discomforting sensation of being seen.

Dani continues, relentless as he flays Jamie open to reveal the rotting core inside.

“You train more. You work more. You always stay behind with me when I want to run more drills. You follow Sam when he goes to work at the restaurant. You make suggestions to the coaches after practice. You do too much. You should slow down. How are you to bloom if you are always tired?”

Jamie squeezes his eyes shut, grateful for the spray of the water. It hurts, hearing it all laid out like that. All that work, and what does he have to show for it? A handful of assists for the month?

What a fucking joke.

He played right into Dani’s hand, allowing him to catch Jamie when he was at his most vulnerable. He should've known better. He can't even be mad, the weak sense of betrayal slipping through his fingers like everything else these days. He's an empty bucket, and the only thing lingering at the bottom is the wispy sense of relief at finally hearing someone mention the gulf between his efforts and his output.

“I can’t,” he argues, as much as it pains him to disagree with Dani on anything. “I ain’t some delicate flower that’s fixing to bloom. I’m like those other things, those big round balls of roots and dirt you get at the store. I’ve still got all my growing to do.”

“Those are still flowers.”

“What, for real? I always thought they were like hedge bushes or something.”

“No. They are flowers,” Dani insists. “Many of them, they are special flowers. I researched them when I was researching tulips. They grow in bulbs, and many of them need frost to grow."

Jamie can practically feel the frost right now, a pinprick chill breaking out across his skin even under the beating water, like cold sweat building on a pint glass.

"You know, I've noticed that sometimes having a tough dad is exactly what drives certain fellas to become great at what they do."

"Yeah," Jamie agrees weakly. "Maybe."

[leviathanswingman]

“And what if I beg for it? What if I ask nicely, just to please you?”  

The heat of Lucifer’s arousal was difficult to deny. He let out a repressed breath, his palm running over his forehead. “That is foul play and I am most certain you are aware of that.”

"What if I order you to do it? Will that ease the strain?”

Lucifer huffed out a laugh. “What makes you think I will just follow your every decree?” His hand traveled up to Diavolo's collar. With one big, unexpected tug, he pulled him close.

“Because I know your desires quite intimately,” Diavolo whispered against his lips. He didn't move, just watched the way Lucifer's Adam's apple bopped up and down as he swallowed. A beat passed before Lucifer gave the collar another hard yank and pressed his lips against Diavolo's.

[hippolotamus]

Fuck it Friday 🎖️

i'm not honestly in the mood, but fuck it. amirite?

So @diazsdimples sends me an angsty ask for EddieTommy and it just... took on a life of it's own. Then there was more from @peppermintquartz and James (here and here) and now I feel like a 3-part series is gonna happen. (Eventually. Because I promised I would finish mer!Buck.) Allow me to introduce you. (and please feel free to ask me all the things about this because these 2 have taken over my brain to an unhelpful degree.)

Part 1 (with Moodboard!)

Eddie and Tommy meet in the throes of WW2. Tommy enlisted voluntarily but Eddie’s been drafted into it. They become fast friends with an underlying Something. Eddie worries when Tommy gets sent out with the bomber unit. Likewise, Tommy frets about Eddie being a medic and having to crawl through the front lines.

One night Eddie walks into an underground club that Tommy’s been frequenting. They share a dance and then much more than that. It leads to them conducting a secret relationship over the next several years, sustained by coded messages and risky meet ups. It's hell, but it's theirs.

Eventually, in the wake of surrenders and defeat, it’s time to go their separate ways. Eddie back to Texas and Tommy to California, wondering what happens next when the one beautiful thing to come out of the war has to be cast aside.

Part 1 is gonna be an angsty cliffhanger. Their story will pick up in Part 2 with Eddie and Tommy both trying to fit in and uphold societal expectations of the time (marriage, kids, white picket fence). They can pretend, it's what they've always had to do. It just becomes a whole lot more complicated when they unintentionally walk back into each other's lives.

np tagging (and lmk if you do or do not want to be tagged for this wip/ship) @diazsdimples @dorkydiaz @swiftiefirefighters @slightlyobsessedwitheverything @bucksbignaturals

@bi-buckrights @peppermintquartz @theotherbuckley @freewayshark @loveyouanyway

@tizniz @diazheartsbuckley @saybiwithme @daffi-990 @bidisasterevankinard

@spotsandsocks @dr-shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @stereopticons @kitteneddiediaz

@your-catfish-friend @lemonzestywrites @thekristen999 @rainbow-nerdss @steadfastsaturnsrings

@inell @bucksbiawakening @giddyupbuck @monsterrae1 @eowon

@rewritetheending and anyone else who wants to 😘

[andr0nap]

okay so i think thats all the art for the untitled plane au that i could share atm (the rest are unfinished and messy wips)

but in a burst of inspiration i started doodling a reskin of the au

call that untitled mech au