#until it's not funny anymore

[chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter]

I've been having archenemesis brain riot this past few days and I just had an hilarious hc.

I was thinking... What was Izana's reaction when Mucho decided to bring Sanzu? Because let's be honest, Izana is not someone who would trust easily (specially a stranger). And Sanzu got a ticket for Izana's inner circle! So he would has his doubts, right? (Completly justified, tbh) And who was Izana's common sense? Kakucho, obviously!

So picture this, the s62 just met Sanzu for the first time. And this conversation happens:

Izana: I don't like him. Why Mucho had to bring him here?

Kakucho: Izana, the poor boy didn't do anything. He almost didn't even talked.

Izana: Yeah, that's weird. He gives me the creeps wearing that damn mask all the time...

Kakucho: He doesn't like showing his scars, are you really judging him for that?

Izana: ...

Kakucho: Yes?

Izana: Why are you on his side? You're my servant, mine!

Kakucho: (sighing with infinite patience) I'm not on his side Izana, I don't even know him. But I trust Mucho and Mucho trusts Sanzu. That's enough for me.

Izana: Fine. But I still don't trust him.

Kakucho: Fine.

A few doritos later...

I hated you since the moment I met you.

Same, it was hate at first sight.

(Look at them, so happy that anyone is denying them the right to kill each other! 🤣)

Obviously, the archnemesis brain riot was shared with @just-sp-in-inginthevoid (and grew a lot bigger thanks to that, best way of coping with canon xD)

[nicktoonsunite]

got your back

[is-the-fire-real]

Non-Jews of Tumblr: Reminder that you need to check in on whether or not you still have Jewish friends

[yellowtrinity]

dinner date turnabout

[cozylittleartblog]

the piece i made for the @stillalivezine back in 2021

[domsaysstuff]

Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

[whimsiwitchy]

i just bit my phone

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile

[swoo0zy]

well rendered westley jumpscare

[fisheito]

I started reading beastars so now HE's reading beastars .wait

THEY'RE reading beastars

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trials of Updog.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[ribbonzregretz]

au where everyone loops except siffrin. they tell him of course until about act 4 where everyones so tired that they start to forget until they stop entirely and start accidentally excluding siffrin from everything due to their knowledge and his not knowing and eventually a massive fight happens breaking the group up so siffrin decides to take things into his own hands, al la canon but with a fun twist <3

[sleepanonymous]

The universe hates me Eepy Babes. What did I do to deserve this? Nine Inch Nails in September that's going to be too expensive (I can feel it in my bones, but we'll find out in the next hour) plus what if Sleep Toekn at the same time?

And then Silent Planet is coming to my actual home town with Allt (I missed Silent Planet three times already, and Allt is my new fav band from 2024) the same day I'm leaving to go see Poppy 😭😭😭 What karma is this? Seriously? What did I do to deserve this?

[15-lizards]

Idk if You've already posted about this, but I would LOVEEEE to see your fashion ideas for the bene gesserit

I already did but im still on my dune kick so I'll do some more <3

Since this is a sci fi where folding time and space to cross the universe is literally possible, the types of clothing any given bene gesserit wears will not be the same as her sister who lives two solar systems away. However, there is an overarching feature that connects all of them. The idea of being hidden and mysterious is so important to the bene gesserit’s functions, and they need to portray themselves as these mystics behind a wall in any way possible, including in their look. This seems to be basically canon in the new movies, so I'm running with it. Thus there's always some sort of barrier in what they wear. Veils, headdresses, masks, etc. Anything from a delicate lace veil to a simple hair wrap to an extravagant metal full-face covering. Any sort of barrier from the rest of the world, to wordlessly say that they are above the masses, that the curtain is not to be pulled back.

And ive talked a bit about clothing before, and recently came up with more ideas for different sects and stuff, but that's a whole other long ass post that I won't do (just yet). But like the headdresses, what the BG wear is also widely varied due to their spread across the known galaxy, though I do imagine it is always quite elegant.

[vaguely-concerned]

I just *clenches fist with tears in my eyes* love the grand necropolis so much

[bluevelvetea]

02.04.2024

pretty boy is off to assassinate people in the name of justice

Reference here

Big thanks to @kebuyo and @bastionbibi for supporting me and coming up with ideas for this ✨

↓ only open if you're okay with spoilers and heartbreak ↓

What if that was the last message he sent his brother?

And what if that was my last straw, huh?