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Cards against Cybertron 437 answers

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1. Tarn

2. Functionism

3. Leakers huffing coolant fumes behind a dumpster in Rodion

4. A Time Travel Paradox

5. Death by traitor’s wheel

6. Chief Justice Tyrest

7. Nightmare Fuel

8. Militant Monoform Movement

9. Eight billion organic corpses rotting in the light of a binary sun

10. Thunderwing’s pretender shell

11. A big bag of T-Cogs

12. Leadership of a Mortilus death cult

13. Explosions

14. Interfacing in the exhaust pipe

15. Police brutality

16. Ten Ammonite prostitutes

17. A barrel of diesel-based hooch

18. A really nasty virus

19. Lubricant

20. Four million shanix in ill-gotten gains

21. A weak energon spritzer

22. Ten terrabytes of Lithonian porn

23. Autobot Special Ops

24. Soundwave fendered out of his mind on circuit boosters

25. Deep-throating Perceptor’s scope attachment.

26. Suppressing the memory of Beast Machines

27. Shockwave’s spectacular rack

28. Femmes with spikes

29. Taking lurid photos of suggestively posed Transformers toys

30. James Roberts’ private swimming pool full of tears

31. Being physically unable to orgasm without the mentioning of Starscream

32. A tone-inappropriate Weird Al dance number

33. Yet another sex virus infection

34. TFA Jazz’s crotch arrow

35. Whoever thought Kiss Players was an acceptable idea

36. Shota Bumblebee

37. The irresistibly soft, yielding delight of TFA Optimus’s lips

38. Watching Rescue Bots as trauma therapy

39. Pharma transforming his hands into dildos

40. Relentlessly mocking the inferiority of Rodimus

41. The unstoppable horror that is Michael Bay

42. Another bunch of shitty recolors

43. Drift sucking spike for drugs

44. Getting Star Sabered

45. Robots in disguise

46. War without end

47. Erotically inhaling bees

48. Peace through tyranny

49. Backfiring and walking away

50. Stealing a warworld

51. Interfacing with a turbofox

52. Doing the right thing

53. Going into combat while high as frag

54. Not giving two scraps about Rodion

55. Starscream

56. My collection of high-tech sex toys

57. Fragging Optimus Prime in exchange for a promotion

58. Misfire

59. A thing with three heads that keeps insisting it has no head

60. Galvatron the Barbarian King

61. A dead MTO

62. Land mines

63. Cannon fodder

64. K-Con recruitment office

65. A mission into uncharted space

66. The Wreckers

67. Taking volunteers

68. Chilly interface with a refrigeration unit

69. The Galactic Council’s stupid hats

70. A shock baton up my valve

71. Jacking into a generator

72. A first-printing edition of Towards Peace

73. An Autobot insignia

74. A really, really big gun

75. Electric shock therapy

76. Prowl’s sexy, sexy doorwings

77. The Covenant of Primus

78. Human germs

79. A steamy affair with a senator

80. The Matrix of Leadership

81. A blowjob from Megatron

82. Empurata

83. Primus on a bike

84. Unicrons severed head

85. The universal greeting

86. An issue of Racer Weekly, the Blurr edition (With the full page spread)

87. Camien make-up

88. A signed picture of Thunderclash

89. Rungs eyebrows

90. The Scavengers

91. The DJDs grandma

92. The Magnus armor

93. A face full of mnemosurgery needles

94. Cyclonus’ nightstick

95. Starscreams hooker heels

96. Bad fanfiction

97. Whirls boob cannons

98. Rodimus’ irrational hate for hats

99. The Rodpod

100. A portal to Cyberutopia

101. Tailgate crying through his visor

102. A vial of innermost energon

103. The power of love

104. Lockdowns missing hand

105. Devestators crotch

106. A briefcase

107. 10.000 Legislators

108. Trolling on the Big Conversation

109. An undead turbofox

110. Sentinel Primes (TFA) massive chin

111. Desecrating a corpse

112. A chainsaw sword

113. Overlords luscious lips

114. Flowers made of dead people

115. A horde of horny Insecticons

116. Mechs with mustaches

117. Homemade circuitboosters

118. Ratchet‘s complete lack of enthusiasm towards your bullshit

119. 5 virgin Seekers

120. A rendezvous with a tyrant of your choice

121. A specific paragraph in the Tyrest Accord

122. One of Rung‘s current theories on Lost Light group dynamics

123. Tranquilizers for combiners

124. The mysterious contents of Optimus Primes trailer

125. Prowl flipping tables

126. Semi dry pre-war midgrade with a hint of mercury. On the rocks.

127. Motor oil

128. Religious fanatism

129. The fucks James Roberts never gave.

130. Exotic little Cybertronian N.A.I.L. colonies

131. Overpriced hedonian trinkets

132. Shady backstreet medics

133. USB slots

134. A whole lot of messed up and tangled wires

135. Any moner‘s dream

136. A one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people-eater

137. Boobie headlights

138. Squishies

139. 4 million years of practice

140. Not giving a shit about lower castes

141. Any senator

142. A long and winding rhetorical excuse

143. Blip

144. Groundbreaking scientific proof

145. Perceptor's skope

146. Flywheels enormous feet

147. Thruster heels

148. Sensitive wing syndrome

149. Processed energon

150. Too much engex

151. Their inner demons

152. Hippies from Caminus

153. Traces of peanuts

154. A certain type of tires

155. Clogged tubes

156. A big fat spike

157. Basic hygiene rituals

158. A thorough massage

159. A third ridiculous and completely made up faction

160. A manipulated vote

161. Decepticon dictatorship

162. A little dancing group of miners

163. To be deaf and numb

164. A suppressed desire

165. A sentinent being

166. A non-sentinent being

167. Beautiful garbage

168. Half of their protoform

169. Their first embarrassing paintjob

170. Stick on tattoos

171. The greatest Autobot of all times

172. Cybertronian healthcare

173. Blowjobs for everyone

174. A reason to celebrate

175. The reason for his existence

176. A boygroup from Praxus

177. A sizekink

178. A passionate relationship

179. Twisted wires

180. Ritualized Iaconian folk dance

181. His botbook profile

182. A Decepticon spy

183. An Autobot spy

184. One million Shanix with a rather questionable origin

185. One million years dungeon!

186. Grinding gears

187. The altmode of their dreams

188. A field of sparks

189. Something unknown but with a peculiar smell

190. Chipped paint

191. Screeching tires

192. A flame paintjob

193. Death sentence

194. Tumblr

195. Drumming on the next best bot's chassis

196. More tires

197. Overrated upgrades for valves

198. Suction cups

199. Lonely veterans

200. Human clothing kink

201. A broken spark

202. A simple misunderstanding about paintjob colour that lead to a total shitstorm

203. A pile of scrap

204. A quick escalation

205. Sparklings

206. That ass

207. Hope

208. Poor life choices

209. My existential gay crisis

210. Unfathomable stupidity

211. A windmill full of corpses

212. Actually getting shot, for real.

213. Teaching robots to love

214. A tank full of Sharkticons

215. Daring to be stupid

216. Cyberforming an entire planet

217. Eating a G.I.Joe

218. Vos´ face

219. Whatever Tarn is compensating for with his double arm canon

220. Loki Maximo

221. Decorative spikes

222. Bad luck Pipes

223. Showing off your step dancing skills and accidentally killing a random bot

224. Something that came out of Tarantulas butt

225. Botflix

226. Untagged porn

227. A trigger warning

228. Getting overcharged at 8 am

229. Witwicky white trash

230. Energon-Sushi that has gone bad

231. That prick Prowl

232. His daddy

233. Beauty products by Overlord

234. Popular dance hits

235. Primus, our lord and savior

236. A robot STD

237. A super soft padding

238. Your monthly oil change

239. A sudden and overwhelming hunger for ener-jonnies

240. Swapping fuel in public

241. Big, big pedes

242. Every face mask ever

243. Many little sockets on the side of his frame

244. A heavy burst of electricity

245. Five nights at Swerve´s

246. Tyrest´s crown of “spikes”

247. Covfefe

248. An even smaller version of Minimus Ambus

249. Domestication

250. A jammed door on the Peaceful Tyranny

251. 150 Autobots

252. The cancellation of “Till all are one”

253. Elita-1

254. A dead minibot in a box

255. Like 1000 caged sparkeaters

256. The gentle flap of some doorwings

257. A leisure center for retired Autobots

258. A good scolding from Nickel

259. The lack of oral hygiene

260. A bastard trapped in another bastard

261. Drift's criminal record

262. His nasty ex

263. At least three

264. Decepticon dance hits vol 1 – XX

265. Fancy fizzy drinks named after fierce Decepticons

266. More bad Crossovers

267. Just a black hole

268. An exact version of this in the my little pony universe

269. The softness of beastformer fur

270. 100 twerking seeker butts

271. Bad roleplay

272. Our hopes and fears

273. A nice game of “Dodge the blowtorch”

274. A leaking gearstick

275. Literal sparkplugs

276. The Co-captain

277. 50 shades of Tailgate

278. Wasps in my waste tanks

279. You wouldn't understand. It's a Combiner thing

280. Thats just another one of Elita's secrets

281. None-stop buttsex

282. Having a crush on your leader for centuries

283. Swindle's dead body

284. Gay Constructicons

285. A Cybertronian named Lubeguzzler

286. Overclocking your CPU out of boredom

287. Lesbian Spiders

288. Sum fuk

289. Tire butts

290. Gladiator erotica written by Megatron

291. Rejected outlier abilities.

292. Turning emblems upside-down

293. Your worst childhood's nightmare

294. More phase-sixers

295. Ambulon's better half

296. Onslaught´s bitterness

297. Starscream's underfraggedness

298. The worst holomatter avatar

299. Robot bollocks

300. Synthetic spikes hanging from the ceiling

301. A tank drainage

302. Ejecting their spike

303. Horns

304. Datapads

305. Megatron's fleshli-Cannon

306. Shooting your best friend

307. Soundwave's highly talented data cables

308. Starscreams ego

309. Liege Maximo's prison cell inside Carcer

310. Rung's candy collection

311. Gentle trigger strokes

312. Titan spikes

313. Unauthorized brain module surgery

314. Needle fingers

315. Optic Cleanser

316. Fleshies

317. Heat simulation chips

318. The „botfather“

319. A Tale of Two Tankors

320. An engorged scraplet

321. Engineering a time machine just to stalk your long dead crush

322. Ratchet´s favorite wrench

323. Robo boobs

324. Ack!

325. That time someone thought gelatinous spikes were a good idea.

326. He can't deal with this right now

327. Spike enlargement surgery

328. Optimus getting slapped

329. Megatron getting some fiiiine booty

330. A weird obsession with humans

331. Misfire's secret booze storage

332. Spinster's hands

333. Gently crushing golden thighs

334. Rust

335. An enraged pistachio

336. The real reason Roddimus hates hats

337. Ark-1

338. A handful of confetti on Garrus-9

339. Galvatron's goddamn sexy thighs

340. Storing candy up his gun barrel

341. An alt-mode kink

342. Party ambulance

343. Combiner gang bang

344. Predacon glossa

345. Sniffing beastformer butt

346. The large plug

347. Build-a-bear horrors

348. Engex

349. Knockout's astranged uncle

350. Breakdown and Knockout becoming parents

351. Fidget spinner spinner alt mode

352. That sparkle bot down the street

353. A dirty boy

354. A thick boy

355. Shockwave's bosom

356. Sneezing sparklings

357. A softly purring engine

358. The Cybertronian equivalent to snoring

359. Soundwave's perfectly sculpted aft

360. Bumblebee's butt screw

361. Insecticon infestation

362. Incesticons

363. Wheeljack's mouth fixation

364. Unicrons beard

365. Unicron! Not Unicorn!

366. A mask covering his ugliness

367. Bad dentals

368. That bar on Caminus

369. Blurr's turbo spike

370. What happened back then in the teen-bot summer camp

371. Rodimus discovering emojis

372. The burning frame of your enemy

373. The smell of victory

374. Dr. Octogonapus

375. Bayformers Optimus' Prime's boobs

376. Crosshairs attitude

377. The swarm

378. One tiny beeping bean

379. Weaponless Ironhide

380. Your crackship

381. Hydraulic twerking

382. Five thousand starving scraplets

383. Trypticon's Dinospike

384. Pre war hypocricy

385. Grimlock's happy leg

386. That one container of bad engex

387. Wheeljack's "Special" experiments

388. Eggs

389. Popular waxing techniques during the golden age

390. Helex´ cooking

391. Cyclonus' broken horn

392. Violently pelvic thrusting at your neighbor

393. Killmasters wand

394. Squealing scientists

395. The urgent need to align all your pens to the left

396. It's a Lost Light thing, you wouldn't understand

397. Bulkhead's "Bulkhead"

398. Dating boats

399. Seeker screaming sessions

400. That one time Optimus was actually right.

401. Space fashion

402. Swerve's stripper pole

403. Bunny suits on bots

404. 40 buckets

405. Quintesson poop

406. My new line of Pipes shoes

407. Prison gayness

408. Froid's yaoi arms

409. Whirl, making ticking noises

410. Bellydancing Drift

411. Deadlock, aka Bleplock

412. Subsidized aerobic classes for middle sized grounders

413. Being too big for the transport shuttle

414. Prowl's excess weight

415. Actual headcanons

416. Rewind's alleged sex tapes

417. Incompatible drivers

418. Human collateral

419. Holding Perceptor's legs so he can shoot things

420. Rodimus' magic butt crack

421. Seeing Cosmos in space and not saying 'Hello'

422. Sleeping baby beans

423. tfw2005 fuckboys

424. Cannibalistic Insecticons

425. A good old EMP blast

426. Your motherboard

427. Dinobot tranquilizers

428. Exactly what you get when you mess with a taser

429. Lugnuts P.O.K.E

430. A cheesy tune written by tarn in his spare time

431. TFP Arcee's secret third wheel

432. Waking up next to a beastformer and knowing that nothing will ever be the same again

433. G1 physics

434. Humansonas

435. That awful snarling sound Dinobot keeps on making

436. Verity in short shorts

437. Bikini day on the Nemesis

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