#unsympathetic emile

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

NO NO NO do not let the Spooky Gays kiss!

I mean—absolutely, 100% let them kiss, but NOT LIKE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY DID

I do NOT need a Dukexiety version of the Ineffable Divorce SPARE ME FROM THIS PLEASE

however.

if Virgil is Aziraphale would Heaven be the "Light" Sides? Roman as Michael, Logan as Gabriel, and… I guess maybe unsympathetic!Patton as the Metatron? (😭nooo) (someone has to be the Metatron though and also manipulative Patton working "for the greater good" go brrr)

and then I guess Janus as Beelzebub… this is not my greatest casting job ever. like, it works fine, but.

hang on I’m redoing it.

FROM THE TOP!

Aziraphale—Patton (they’re both just doing their best and fucking it up a little bit in ways that will irreversibly affect the plot. also repression twins)

Crowley—Janus (snake theme on point)(oh hey look it’s tragic moceit)

Beelzebub—Remus (slimy)(oh he’d be so funny as Eric though??? kill him over and over and it’s unclear how many of him will keep coming back. pathetic and has eyeliner.)

Gabriel—Virgil (for the purposes of the ship, though Logan would also work pretty well as Gabriel)

Michael—Roman (idk why exactly but this would work)

The Metatron—Dragon Witch or Orange or someone who barely exists as a character, so we can still safely dislike The Metatron

Muriel—Logan in a happier timeline. he would also slay as Anathema but the Good Omens fandom is mostly focused on S2 right now.

Honorary mentions!

Nina—Remy (coffee and toxic relationships)

Maggie—Emile (adsfbjcfygl imagine him having a little shop that’s essentially a Blockbuster instead of a record store. (ignore that I don’t really know what a Blockbuster is. he sells cartoons, is the point.) imagine. him with a cartoon shop and a pathetic crush on Remy.)

Thomas—nonexistent. fuck that guy /j it’s not his fault I don’t know how to cast or write him. he’s great. unless anyone really wants to explain Thomas Sanders discourse to me, I will continue to assume he’s just a human being doing his best. he can be the barkeep in Edinburgh or something if he really wants to be. one of the other angels. part of the Shopkeeper’s Association with his friends. who knows.

In summary, don’t make them be Aziraphale and Crowley. but they would be SO GOOD as Aziraphale and Crowley. paralleling Ineffable Divorce with Accepting Anxiety. Aziraphale leaving Crowley for the greater good vs Virgil leaving Remus for (what I assume to be) mainly his personal good. Crowley/Remus = stupid gay sort-of-evil disasters. Virgil would also be good as Crowley but I would be terminally impressed by any fic author that managed to make Remus as Aziraphale make sense.

-🐢

To be fair Ineffable Husbands are A L O T more Moceit coded than Dukexiety but it makes for a fun dynamic for the Spooky Beloveds like the example you gave XD But I absolutely A D O R E that casting I've seen Ineffable Husbands as Moceit but I've never seen those for the others before!!! (Also making The Dragon Witch or Orange The Metatron is so R E A L)

[asksuccubussides]

(Me when I put my OCs in your ask box.)

A succubi sat beside Logan, watching the mess of demons claw through the manager to gain their revenge and freedom.

She looked to Logan. Her face contorting. “You’re not from around here are you?” She asked. “That or you’re just a very calm individual.”

Her tail wrapped around her arm as she rubbed her finger over the arrow shaped end. She looks down to his hand. “That hurt?” She asked making an odd face, almost a face of disgust. Not at the fact he’s injured just at the sight of injury.

"Both are correct" Logan returned your look but his expression stayed motionless "I see no reason to have a strong reaction since I don't know that man and from the information I've heard he seems obscenely unsympathetic. I suppose a Dominion's death is special in some ways but not to me"

When you gazed down at his hand he followed suit and looked at the tip of his finger that had been cut off.

"It hurts decently but I am quite sure that the demon was intending to cut off my head so all in all it is not so bad. Also that Emile person gave aspirin. Now I get to build myself a prosthetic tip, similarly to how Tycho Brahe had a prosthetic tip of his nose. Interesting fact: his nose was cut off in a heated duel spurred on by him and another scientist quarreling over who was the best mathematician" Logan let out a longing sigh "That is a far superior reason to lose a piece of body than being hunted through the woods by demons who have a generationally old hatred for your husband isn't it?"

The way his leg kept bouncing up and down and his horns fluctuated wildly between shades of blue hinted that he was more worried than he let on.

He took off his glasses and struggled to wipe them clean without using his injured finger before squinting at you through half cleaned glasses.

"Say are you the same person who interviewed me and my husband a while back? I am a bit faceblind so I might be mistaken and in that case please do correct me if I'm wrong"

(Very cool that u got a succubi oc :D)

[tss-storytime-summaries]

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Expected Rating: Mature

Warnings: Abuse (physical and psychological), minor animal abuse, controlling/manipulative parents, past malnourishment/talk about starvation, past major character death, past parental death, nightmares. Violence/murder (non-graphic). Unsympathetic OC characters, alcohol, More may be added.

Characters: Roman, Virgil, Janus, Logan, Remus, Thomas, (brief/mentioned: Nico, Remy, Emile) and a multitude of OCs.

Romantic relationships: Roman/Virgil, background queerplatonic Janus/Logan, background Thomas/Nico.

Summary: Roman, Prince of Solaris, and now heir to the throne after the tragic death of his older twin was perfect as can be. He stood up straight, he did as his mother - The Queen - commanded and he said everything they wanted to hear. Roman was not suffering, because Princes do not suffer. At least not in the eyes of their kingdom.

The kingdom believed Roman was a perfect copy of his mother. The cruel Queen who ruled the kingdom with an iron fist, What they didn’t know was that the Queen ruled over her son with the same harshness, leading him to be misled, lied to, sheltered. Keeping him locked in the palace like a prisoner, never allowing to see their kingdom in its poor state. He thought they were happy. The people weren’t happy.

A revolution brews in the back alleys and streets while Roman remains unaware, a new recruit joins their force as Roman’s personal royal guard and despite their poor first impressions he warms up to Virgil quickly, and despite taking a little longer, Virgil seems to like him too - but when everything falls apart and the palace is seized by the people, what was Roman supposed to do with the fact that he was in love with a traitor?

[red-balloon12]

Granted there are things I wouldn’t want to go back to (unsympathetic sides being the big one) but one thing I would like to get back is the magical girl sides trend. I want that back…I’m trying to make an AU but I have so many AUs of other media already.

I also just don’t count Remy and Emile as sides so….yeah-

I think we still do the animal “dark” sides thing but now Virgil is a spider instead of a raccoon.

old fandom stuff i miss:

the dark sides becoming small animals when stressed. (usually raccoon, snake, octopus)

terrible youtube comic dubs.

pattons full name for human aus always being patton hart

virgil and remus just beating the shit out of eachother in genuinely fucked up ways. i love that.

logan wearing the unicorn onesie as default jammies

logan always being logan croft

janus being the dark side mom. ik some still do that but. i miss ittt

in general the dark sides being fucking derangedly violent. i love that shit.

all the pride art. we should rainbow the sides more often

virgil and remy always being besties/siblings. i loved that shit.

[unsympathetic-october-2020]

Welcome to Unsymptober 2020!

I am Mod Rose and I will be running this for y’all!

What is this?

Unsymptober is for unsympathetic sides of the tss fandom! You get one prompt a day, and it is your job to incorporate this prompt into something of your choice like a fic, artwork, or an edit. It’s kind of like inktober

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Prompts

[img id: a calendar of October 2020, with a dark blue background. The title is Unsymptober 2020 in a grey text, and there is white text on every day, each containing one prompt /end id]

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Unsympathetic Patton

 Kneel

Choices

Unsympathetic Virgil 

Vanish

Mind Control

Unsympathetic Roman

Wrathful

Split

 Unsympathetic Logan

 Weak

 Ambush

Fade

 Unsympathetic Janus

 Monster

 Drowning

 Unsympathetic Remus

 Decapitated 

 Breathless 

Nightmares

 Unsympathetic Remy

 Revenge

Tears

 Unsympathetic Emile 

 Noose

 Brainwashed

Betrayed

 Unsympathetic Character Thomas

Reunited

Acceptance

Goodbye

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FAQ

Q: Do I have to do all the prompts?

A: You do not have to every single prompt, go at your own pace, and skip the ones that make you uncomfortable. 

Q: What is you main?

A: @strawberryjamus​

Q: What should I do after I do the prompt?

A: Tag this blog! I will reblog it and we will have a collection of works

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

May I just say your Coraline AU is exquisite, and I have a few additions. So Remy and u!Emile are the two old ladies (they were totally gay I mean they lived together and did theatre and drank tea together those are the lesbian qualifications) and Joan as Wybie (if this is based on the movie) cos they just radiate emo BMX bisexual energy. Also maybe Darkside!Logan as the cat and Talyn as the Russian Mouse guy cos they've said they have rats before and their Russian accent is i m p e c c a b l e

Aw thanks, also yes

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

One more meeting

Unsympathetic Emile, misuse of therapeutic practices, emotional manipulation

@unsympathetic-october-2020

Virgil's hand shook as he waited in the chair outside of Doctor Picani's office. He hated meeting new people, and meeting a new therapist was far worse than meeting other people. This was a person who he was paying to help him deal with his emotional and mental issues. He felt his leg starting to bounce beneath his hand. This was fine, he could do this.

A man in a grey sweater walked in, "Virgil?" He had a smile like the sun - far too bright. Virgil was sure if he looked at him for too long he’d burn his eyes.

He gave a finger gun.”That’s my name.” He walked down the short hallway with the man, “But you can call me, ‘living ball of anxiety’ because that’s honestly how I feel.”

Emile put his hand on Virgil’s shoulder, his eyes full of sincerity, “I’m sorry you feel that way,” before Virgil knew it they arrived at his office, “You know, a lot of people feel anxious sometimes. Have you heard of a little show called my little pony?”

Virgil looked away, this was weird, “Uh, yeah. My friend Logan had me watch a few episodes with him when he was hyperfixating on it. Why?” 

Emile leaned forward on his chair and put his head on his hand, “Well, there’s a character on it named Fluttershy-”

Virgil couldn’t help but snort at the name, “I take it she’s shy?”

Emile nodded, “Mmhmm! Very! And extremely anxious, especially in cases where there were large crowds. But when it really counted, she was able to be brave and could even talk down a dragon.”

Virgil shuffled, "Uh, yeah, that’s pretty interesting. I’m not really interested in that though. I kind of want to talk about my experiences though.” If he wanted to hear an hour long talk about how interesting Fluttershy’s arc was, he’d call Logan. Not that he didn’t like to listen to that, but it wasn’t what he was looking for from therapy.

“Okay! Are you more of a musical person, Evan Hanson is the pinnacle of Social Anxiety representation in my humblest of opinions-” Virgil muttered something about social anxiety not making a person lie to a family about being friends with their dead son and shook his head.

“Yeah, I’ve heard of it, there are some good songs I guess.”

Emile perked up and cooed, “Doesn’t it? My favorite has to be Waving Through a Window, it’s an instant classic. It deserved every Tony.”

Virgil hated this, all he could do was nod along as Emile kept talking about fictional situations that he didn’t feel a connection to and frankly had no interest in. He thought this whole thing was supposed to help him learn more about himself and deal with his anxiety but...

About halfway through he grabbed his bag, “I don’t think this is helping much, I think I need someone else to help me. Sorry-” Emile grabbed his arm, he flinched back.

“NO! Wait, maybe I messed up this meeting. Whoopsie daisies!” He shrugged nonchalantly, “But I promise, next meeting will better than this one. Just give me one more chance.”

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Virgil wasn’t sure why Emile changed the setting of their meetings, but here he was backstage while a performance went on. He guessed Emile was trying out a new technique that might help him better. He appreciated him for trying even if the heat and energy of backstage made him feel trapped and queasy.

“There you are!” And there he was now, his voice like a bird’s pleasant trill of delight. “But you’re not dressed, you only have a few minutes before your solo of Michel in the Bathroom!” He shoved clothing at Virgil who blinked at him.

“What?”

“No time to explain!” Emile giggled and shoved him into a dressing room the size of a closet by himself. In a daze from the entire thing, he got changed into the outfit. It was a few sizes too big but that only helped Emile grab his sleeve when he got out and practically throw him onto the stage.

Alone.

He looked into the audience, hoping Emile would at least make it an empty theater. On the contrary, there were at least 10 people clumped in the center of the theater. But at that moment 10 might as well had been 10 million, because he was standing there which was awkward and that light burned so much and he’d never rehearsed this- he never wanted to be involved in theater. He liked this song but didn’t know the lyrics and the piano person was waiting for a cue that he didn’t know. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. If he didn’t breathe he would die, but at that moment dying might very well be better than standing there as a million people stared at him, prepared to throw rotting fruit at him when they realized how much of a failure he was, he was always a failure, such a failure, he didn’t know his lines, he didn’t know what he was doing and these people were staring at him judging him like predator’s ready to attack him, they’d attack him and he would lose and die, die, die and at this point he very much might have deserved it for being such a loser failure of a person.

He did the only thing he felt like he could do. 

He ran.

He ran out of the auditorium, onto the streets, he tried to remember where he parked but his eyes were so blurry with tears and his head pounded with pain. 

He couldn’t tell anyone after the fact how he got home. He didn’t remember driving- frankly at that point he wouldn’t have trusted himself to drive at that point- but he did get home. And when he did, he noticed he had a new text.

“I’m sorry for messing up again! Please don’t consider it a failure yet though, you may seem like a totally hopeless case, but I won’t give up on you.” 

Virgil bit his lip, if he seemed hopeless, it probably wouldn’t be easier for any other therapists to deal with him. And Emile seemed like he believed and wanted to help him, he’d pay for another session.

Hypnotherapy

Building maps of his family tree (which inevitably ended up being a conversation about the family tree of Steven Universe.)

The Empty Chair technique (But Emile said that his Anxiety was, ‘like Jeremy’s squip’ and they barely ended up talking about it at all.)

As they went through more and more methods Virgil felt more and more hopeless. He’d spent at least 1,000 dollars on these meetings, but he stopped counting after 4. He hated the idea that he’d spent so much money and gained nothing, and Emile seemed invested in keeping him around. Every time he mentioned leaving he would insist that he could try a new method, until the time when he said something else.

“Do you really think anyone else could help you Virgil? I’m the best there is, and I’ve tried so many methods with you... I swear I’m getting closer to working you out. But if you start with a new therapist you’ll start back at square one with someone with far less experience and credentials.”

And Virgil believed him, he trusted that Emile had his best interests at heart

So he stayed. 

[pleasedonthurtcjstar]

Reblog if you like Unsympathetic sides AND you’re a proshipper.

Because I would like to follow you

Proshipper meaning ALL SaSi (TSS) ships

[anonymous-gremlin]

We as a fandom are heavily deprived of toxic remile stuff

The possibilities for that.

To summon a few:

U!Remy

Him forcing him to stay awake

If Emile does sleep, giving him nightmares

Very clingy to the point Emile doesn't get to be alone anymore

U!Emile

Him poisoning Remy's coffee

Making Remy entirely dependent on him

Using him to test physiological experiments

[unsympathetic-duke]

Brainwashed! Emile angst/headcanons please?

Interesting idea

TW: Brain Washing, Hypnosis

So Remus takes Emile one day and brain washes him while giving him a few simple commands.

Emile goes to work the next day and occasionally he deals with some of the sides coming to him for help and assistance. Roman comes in for some advise along with a few of the others.

Emile gives advise but today it’s a bit off.... today he’s more putting them down than anything. He critiques them and criticizes them.

Emile follows Remus’ one command. Break them down.

[crows-ace]

Maybe for a festive chapter, unsymp!Emile flogging Remy's ass black and blue as he explains it's his Christmas gift to him, so he isn't allowed to safe word out, no matter what.

Oooooh 👀👀 yeeesss, I do love me some unsympathetic Emile~

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

Rose Tinted Glasses

@unsympathetic-october-2020

tw: Dystopia, poor use of therapy Minor Unsympathetic Patton, Unsympathetic Emile, Mind control, unhappy ending

Very few people had problems in Side City after Patton’s Happiness initiative was approved. The crime rates had were almost 0 percent, and there were consistent reports from the people that they were happy with their positions in life 

There was of course, one exception to that rule. Janus sat in the waiting room, he didn’t look like a shit stirrer, patiently sitting in the waiting room for Emile. But looks were often deceiving, it was why he was so dangerous. He was able to play nice in the morning and at night burn thousands of documents or smuggle people out of the city or commit property damage. 

He figured he could slip his way out of this situation, promise the shrink he’d start being better and eventually just get back to messing with the system as much as possible and helping those who wanted to get out of it while still maintaining a decent social standing. Easy as pie.

The therapist with bright pink hair called him into the room. “Hi there, you must be Janus. I’m Emile Pincini.”

Janus gave a small smile, trying to make himself seem as pleasant as possible, “Charmed Doctor.”

He nodded, “Likewise! So, what do you want to talk about, I have a few ideas based on your files, but I think you’re the best person to lead this off. Remember, what comes into therapy stays in therapy.”

Janus took a deep breath, “Okay than, I’ll tell you the truth. You’re not going to change my mind about Patton. A week ago a friend of mine had a breakdown over his inability to comply with the rules. He felt guilty over his inability to only think positive and good thoughts. That’s something that never bothered him until this project started and there’s something broken... Rotten about the fact that he was convinced that there’s something wrong with him because of that.”

Emile blinked, than clapped his hands together, “I’m so glad you trusted me enough to tell me that. Can I have a name, maybe I could help-”

Janus shook his head, “No, trust me, you ‘helped’ him enough. He’s long gone.” 

Emile sighed and put his hand on Janus’s shoulder, ignoring how he cringed at the touch, “Look, I know you don’t have much of a reason to trust me, but I’m a therapist. My goal is only to make you evolve into the best version of yourself. Like Ash wanted Pikachu in Pokemon Shock Showdown.”

Janus blinked, “But... That’s wrong. The episode ends with Pikachu not evolving because despite it being more convenient to battle with a Richu. Instead of changing who Pikachu was despite his wishes, they worked out a strategy to help him battle more effectively...”

“You sure know your Pokemon!” Emile said with a laugh, “Alright, maybe that wasn’t the best comparison, but you see what I mean right? You can do better and I want to help you with that!”

“Thanks but no thanks.” 

Emile’s eyes narrowed, “I’m trying to keep my cool, don’t want to Exploud at you, but you’re not here for fun. You broke the rules-”

“That’s what this is really about isn’t it?” Janus chuckled, “Stopping the rule breaker. You don’t care about why I’m doing anything that I am, you don’t care about what might be wrong about this place that might make me behave the way that I do. You just want to get rid of the only person who actually cares about the people.”

“I- that’s not true Janus, if I only cared about getting rid of you.” He reached into his pockets, “I’d do this.” He lunged at Janus pushing his full weight against the smaller man’s body as he thrashed and screamed until he shoved a pair of bright pink sunglasses onto his face. His face slowly shifted from rage to blankness to confusion. 

“Dr. Pincini? Why am I on the floor?” His voice was groggy like he’d just woken up- and in a sense he had. 

“Oh you were being difficult for a second there, but you can get up now and sit back on your chair.”

Janus nodded and moved to go back to sit on the chair. Somehow everything seemed brighter now, like the world had gone from shades of black and grey to an entire rainbow of color he’d been missing. It was beautiful.

Emile bit his lip, if the glasses weren’t working totally a direct command would likely set off alarms for him which would set him back unnecessarily. But he needed to do a basic test. He took a deep breath, here goes nothing, “I wish you would apologize for being so difficult Janus, your behavior towards me and other people has not been appropriate.”

Without even thinking about it Janus said, “I’m sorry for being so difficult doctor.” He blinked a few times afterwards, wondering why he’d said that.

Emile smiled, it seemed like everything was working well. “I hope that means it won’t happen again, I’d like to have a civilized conversation with you and I think you’d prefer it that way too.” Janus bobbed his head in agreement. 

“So, let’s start again, I’m Emile and I’ll be your helping hand for this evening.”

Janus smiled, it really did seem obvious now, how little the doctor had wanted in return for him just trying to be better than he was yesterday, it was so much better to stop resisting the new world that had opened up to him.

“Janus. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

[tss-cookie-au]

Welcome to the TSS Cookie Au!

Warnings:

unsympathetic Virgil, Remus, Roman, and Emile. Past unsympathetic Logan, now a very dark moral grey. Morally grey Janus, Major character death, and murder.

Characters:

Patton // Morgan Kaminski ((she/her & he/him)) 25 

Pryce Royalton ((he/him & xe/xem)) 23

Remus Grimm ((he/him)) 27

Roman Grimm ((fae/fear)) died at 20 

Virgil Cameron Fuchsof ((he/him & they/them)) 22 

Logan Merriweather ((they/them & e/em)) 25

Emile Picani ((he/him)) 32

Janus Rua ((they/them & she/her)) died at 22 

Teal Douglas ((she/her)) 29

Andy Weber ((they/them)) 23

Mod team:

Hi! I’m Mod Sugar and I use it/its pronouns. I will be playing Pryce Royalton, Remus Grimm, Andy Weber, and Emile Picani

Hiya!! i’m Mod Chocolate, I use dei / deis pronouns. I’ll be playing Patton // Morgan Kaminski, Virgil Fuchsof, Logan Merriweather, and Teal Douglas.

dni/triggers & squicks

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Open for Asks: REMUS and PATTON

[scenecipriano]

AHHHHHHHH

I FUCKING DIED FOR TWO DAYS (No internet)

BUT WOULD ANYONE LIKE SOME UNSYMPATHETIC LOGAN CONTENT WITH BACKGROUND ABUSIVE EMCEIT WHERE IT’S UNSYMPATHETIC EMILE PICANI

AND YES YOU READ THAT RIGHT UNSYMPATHETIC EMILE PICANI

[pleasedonthurtcjstar]

Can I talk to someone?

I need to talk to someone.

It’s about u!sides. But ... but I really need to talk to someone . Just anyone down to talk to me. And help me figure out things

Please?

I’m down to talk to antis too I guess

[unsympathetic-therapist]

Hello! We made this blog because u!Emile is extremely underrated. Send in some prompts, or just hang out!