#unsympathetic emile

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

NO NO NO do not let the Spooky Gays kiss!

I mean—absolutely, 100% let them kiss, but NOT LIKE AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY DID

I do NOT need a Dukexiety version of the Ineffable Divorce SPARE ME FROM THIS PLEASE

however.

if Virgil is Aziraphale would Heaven be the "Light" Sides? Roman as Michael, Logan as Gabriel, and… I guess maybe unsympathetic!Patton as the Metatron? (😭nooo) (someone has to be the Metatron though and also manipulative Patton working "for the greater good" go brrr)

and then I guess Janus as Beelzebub… this is not my greatest casting job ever. like, it works fine, but.

hang on I’m redoing it.

FROM THE TOP!

Aziraphale—Patton (they’re both just doing their best and fucking it up a little bit in ways that will irreversibly affect the plot. also repression twins)

Crowley—Janus (snake theme on point)(oh hey look it’s tragic moceit)

Beelzebub—Remus (slimy)(oh he’d be so funny as Eric though??? kill him over and over and it’s unclear how many of him will keep coming back. pathetic and has eyeliner.)

Gabriel—Virgil (for the purposes of the ship, though Logan would also work pretty well as Gabriel)

Michael—Roman (idk why exactly but this would work)

The Metatron—Dragon Witch or Orange or someone who barely exists as a character, so we can still safely dislike The Metatron

Muriel—Logan in a happier timeline. he would also slay as Anathema but the Good Omens fandom is mostly focused on S2 right now.

Honorary mentions!

Nina—Remy (coffee and toxic relationships)

Maggie—Emile (adsfbjcfygl imagine him having a little shop that’s essentially a Blockbuster instead of a record store. (ignore that I don’t really know what a Blockbuster is. he sells cartoons, is the point.) imagine. him with a cartoon shop and a pathetic crush on Remy.)

Thomas—nonexistent. fuck that guy /j it’s not his fault I don’t know how to cast or write him. he’s great. unless anyone really wants to explain Thomas Sanders discourse to me, I will continue to assume he’s just a human being doing his best. he can be the barkeep in Edinburgh or something if he really wants to be. one of the other angels. part of the Shopkeeper’s Association with his friends. who knows.

In summary, don’t make them be Aziraphale and Crowley. but they would be SO GOOD as Aziraphale and Crowley. paralleling Ineffable Divorce with Accepting Anxiety. Aziraphale leaving Crowley for the greater good vs Virgil leaving Remus for (what I assume to be) mainly his personal good. Crowley/Remus = stupid gay sort-of-evil disasters. Virgil would also be good as Crowley but I would be terminally impressed by any fic author that managed to make Remus as Aziraphale make sense.

-🐢

To be fair Ineffable Husbands are A L O T more Moceit coded than Dukexiety but it makes for a fun dynamic for the Spooky Beloveds like the example you gave XD But I absolutely A D O R E that casting I've seen Ineffable Husbands as Moceit but I've never seen those for the others before!!! (Also making The Dragon Witch or Orange The Metatron is so R E A L)

[tss-storytime-summaries]

2

Expected Rating: Mature

Warnings: Abuse (physical and psychological), minor animal abuse, controlling/manipulative parents, past malnourishment/talk about starvation, past major character death, past parental death, nightmares. Violence/murder (non-graphic). Unsympathetic OC characters, alcohol, More may be added.

Characters: Roman, Virgil, Janus, Logan, Remus, Thomas, (brief/mentioned: Nico, Remy, Emile) and a multitude of OCs.

Romantic relationships: Roman/Virgil, background queerplatonic Janus/Logan, background Thomas/Nico.

Summary: Roman, Prince of Solaris, and now heir to the throne after the tragic death of his older twin was perfect as can be. He stood up straight, he did as his mother - The Queen - commanded and he said everything they wanted to hear. Roman was not suffering, because Princes do not suffer. At least not in the eyes of their kingdom.

The kingdom believed Roman was a perfect copy of his mother. The cruel Queen who ruled the kingdom with an iron fist, What they didn’t know was that the Queen ruled over her son with the same harshness, leading him to be misled, lied to, sheltered. Keeping him locked in the palace like a prisoner, never allowing to see their kingdom in its poor state. He thought they were happy. The people weren’t happy.

A revolution brews in the back alleys and streets while Roman remains unaware, a new recruit joins their force as Roman’s personal royal guard and despite their poor first impressions he warms up to Virgil quickly, and despite taking a little longer, Virgil seems to like him too - but when everything falls apart and the palace is seized by the people, what was Roman supposed to do with the fact that he was in love with a traitor?

[in-the-dark-collabfic]

General rules for submitting prompts:

1. No prompts that require romantic ships.

2. Nothing NSFW, I'm hoping to keep the rating of this fic as teen

3. No unsympathetic sides. They are allowed to have morally grey actions, but do not make them unsympathetic.

4. You can be as vague or specific as you like, however prompts need to fit on 1 index card along with your username.

5. If you submit a prompt on anon please give me something to specify that it's your specific anon and not someone else's.

Example: anon mushroom

6. No major character deaths, including Remy and Emile.

7. You can submit up to 5 prompts a month(please do not try to get around this, the limit is here so that more people have a chance to submit prompts and see their ideas in the story)

I might add more rules as needed. But these are all for now.

Please read everything on the Pinned Post before submitting prompts!

Thank you for submitting prompts! Everyone who has submitted a prompt will be credited in helping to make this story. If your prompt gets picked to be in a chapter you will receive extra credit. All chapters will have at least one prompt.

All prompts you submit can only be used once!

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[dishtothedeath]

Headliner | Jun'ya | 3.4 | RE: everything??? Everything. Christ

Regardless of the culprit’s original intent, they were finally, finally, getting a good show of this trial. Oh, of course, they were supposed to be solving a murder, but they’d already had two of those pass relatively painlessly. This was much better, wasn’t it? This was so much more to so many of them than just having to find Emil’s killer. This was a delightfully explosive culmination of everything that had come to pass so far. Conflicts that should have been left to fester boiling over at once.

What an magnificent display. You couldn’t manufacture drama like this if you tried. Even Jun’ya could not remain completely impartial to all of it. Yukari so expertly kicks off that chain of events that it’s almost admirable. She set Morgan and Bonbon off, and by god, did they ever go flying. Alfie and Giselle were hurting at the mere suggestion, too. Collateral damage in the wake of an accusation. There wasn’t going to be a single person left unscathed by the end, was there?

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. This must have been giving them the show they wanted and then some.

“Bonbon, you know I consider you a friend. Please keep that in mind, alright?"

… He’s too calm for this. Even as unshakeable as Jun’ya typically was, something still seems a bit off. Doesn't seem like he's about to jump to anyone's defense here, at any rate.

“I have no agenda nor desire to paint you as anything that you are not. I am simply asking that you clarify something for us. You fully agreed with Morgan when he proposed that more than one person was involved, correct? Yet now your defense seems to hinge on the notion that you could not possibly have done everything yourself. What changed your mind?”

All he’d like is a clarification from someone he considers a friend! If he didn’t care, he wouldn’t ask. That’s all. Just doing what he must to get to the bottom of this. Surely with all the distrust, it wasn't Fergus or Yukari who had convinced him otherwise. Then again, seemed like he also turned on Morgan pretty quickly there too.

“Morgan is not off the hook either. I’d still quite like to hear what he has to say, given that his relevant experience would indeed mean he doesn't necessarily have to be that strong. As straightforwardly as possible please, Morgan. Try to save any further emotional appeals or attacks for later.”

It’s not that he’s unsympathetic, of course. They’ve had their little blowup, and now everybody needs to take a moment to breathe and chill the hell out. Has everyone gotten it out of their systems now? Hopefully. Nobody's going to be too pleased if they get caught up in the excitement and fail to reach a conclusion.

[unsympathetic-october-2020]

Welcome to Unsymptober 2020!

I am Mod Rose and I will be running this for y’all!

What is this?

Unsymptober is for unsympathetic sides of the tss fandom! You get one prompt a day, and it is your job to incorporate this prompt into something of your choice like a fic, artwork, or an edit. It’s kind of like inktober

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Prompts

[img id: a calendar of October 2020, with a dark blue background. The title is Unsymptober 2020 in a grey text, and there is white text on every day, each containing one prompt /end id]

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Unsympathetic Patton

 Kneel

Choices

Unsympathetic Virgil 

Vanish

Mind Control

Unsympathetic Roman

Wrathful

Split

 Unsympathetic Logan

 Weak

 Ambush

Fade

 Unsympathetic Janus

 Monster

 Drowning

 Unsympathetic Remus

 Decapitated 

 Breathless 

Nightmares

 Unsympathetic Remy

 Revenge

Tears

 Unsympathetic Emile 

 Noose

 Brainwashed

Betrayed

 Unsympathetic Character Thomas

Reunited

Acceptance

Goodbye

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FAQ

Q: Do I have to do all the prompts?

A: You do not have to every single prompt, go at your own pace, and skip the ones that make you uncomfortable. 

Q: What is you main?

A: @strawberryjamus​

Q: What should I do after I do the prompt?

A: Tag this blog! I will reblog it and we will have a collection of works

[cookie--au]

welcome to the cookieverse! this is a sanders sides alternate universe. this is a very dark au, so please read the warnings at the end of this post before you continue on.

characters patton / morgan kaminski  remus grimm  virgil cameron fuchsof  logan merriweather  emile picani  pryce royalton  teal douglas

mods hi! i’m mod sugar and i use it / its pronouns. i will be playing pryce royalton, remus grimm, andy weber, and emile picani hello, i’m mod chocolate! i use it / its pronouns as well. i will be playing patton / morgan kaminski, virgil fuchsof, logan merriweather, and teal douglas

warnings  major character death murder unsympathetic virgil unsympathetic remus unsympathetic roman unsympathetic emile unsympathetic logan, now a very dark moral grey morally grey janus 

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

May I just say your Coraline AU is exquisite, and I have a few additions. So Remy and u!Emile are the two old ladies (they were totally gay I mean they lived together and did theatre and drank tea together those are the lesbian qualifications) and Joan as Wybie (if this is based on the movie) cos they just radiate emo BMX bisexual energy. Also maybe Darkside!Logan as the cat and Talyn as the Russian Mouse guy cos they've said they have rats before and their Russian accent is i m p e c c a b l e

Aw thanks, also yes

[findingtheperfectcharacter]

One more meeting

Unsympathetic Emile, misuse of therapeutic practices, emotional manipulation

@unsympathetic-october-2020

Virgil's hand shook as he waited in the chair outside of Doctor Picani's office. He hated meeting new people, and meeting a new therapist was far worse than meeting other people. This was a person who he was paying to help him deal with his emotional and mental issues. He felt his leg starting to bounce beneath his hand. This was fine, he could do this.

A man in a grey sweater walked in, "Virgil?" He had a smile like the sun - far too bright. Virgil was sure if he looked at him for too long he’d burn his eyes.

He gave a finger gun.”That’s my name.” He walked down the short hallway with the man, “But you can call me, ‘living ball of anxiety’ because that’s honestly how I feel.”

Emile put his hand on Virgil’s shoulder, his eyes full of sincerity, “I’m sorry you feel that way,” before Virgil knew it they arrived at his office, “You know, a lot of people feel anxious sometimes. Have you heard of a little show called my little pony?”

Virgil looked away, this was weird, “Uh, yeah. My friend Logan had me watch a few episodes with him when he was hyperfixating on it. Why?” 

Emile leaned forward on his chair and put his head on his hand, “Well, there’s a character on it named Fluttershy-”

Virgil couldn’t help but snort at the name, “I take it she’s shy?”

Emile nodded, “Mmhmm! Very! And extremely anxious, especially in cases where there were large crowds. But when it really counted, she was able to be brave and could even talk down a dragon.”

Virgil shuffled, "Uh, yeah, that’s pretty interesting. I’m not really interested in that though. I kind of want to talk about my experiences though.” If he wanted to hear an hour long talk about how interesting Fluttershy’s arc was, he’d call Logan. Not that he didn’t like to listen to that, but it wasn’t what he was looking for from therapy.

“Okay! Are you more of a musical person, Evan Hanson is the pinnacle of Social Anxiety representation in my humblest of opinions-” Virgil muttered something about social anxiety not making a person lie to a family about being friends with their dead son and shook his head.

“Yeah, I’ve heard of it, there are some good songs I guess.”

Emile perked up and cooed, “Doesn’t it? My favorite has to be Waving Through a Window, it’s an instant classic. It deserved every Tony.”

Virgil hated this, all he could do was nod along as Emile kept talking about fictional situations that he didn’t feel a connection to and frankly had no interest in. He thought this whole thing was supposed to help him learn more about himself and deal with his anxiety but...

About halfway through he grabbed his bag, “I don’t think this is helping much, I think I need someone else to help me. Sorry-” Emile grabbed his arm, he flinched back.

“NO! Wait, maybe I messed up this meeting. Whoopsie daisies!” He shrugged nonchalantly, “But I promise, next meeting will better than this one. Just give me one more chance.”

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Virgil wasn’t sure why Emile changed the setting of their meetings, but here he was backstage while a performance went on. He guessed Emile was trying out a new technique that might help him better. He appreciated him for trying even if the heat and energy of backstage made him feel trapped and queasy.

“There you are!” And there he was now, his voice like a bird’s pleasant trill of delight. “But you’re not dressed, you only have a few minutes before your solo of Michel in the Bathroom!” He shoved clothing at Virgil who blinked at him.

“What?”

“No time to explain!” Emile giggled and shoved him into a dressing room the size of a closet by himself. In a daze from the entire thing, he got changed into the outfit. It was a few sizes too big but that only helped Emile grab his sleeve when he got out and practically throw him onto the stage.

Alone.

He looked into the audience, hoping Emile would at least make it an empty theater. On the contrary, there were at least 10 people clumped in the center of the theater. But at that moment 10 might as well had been 10 million, because he was standing there which was awkward and that light burned so much and he’d never rehearsed this- he never wanted to be involved in theater. He liked this song but didn’t know the lyrics and the piano person was waiting for a cue that he didn’t know. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. If he didn’t breathe he would die, but at that moment dying might very well be better than standing there as a million people stared at him, prepared to throw rotting fruit at him when they realized how much of a failure he was, he was always a failure, such a failure, he didn’t know his lines, he didn’t know what he was doing and these people were staring at him judging him like predator’s ready to attack him, they’d attack him and he would lose and die, die, die and at this point he very much might have deserved it for being such a loser failure of a person.

He did the only thing he felt like he could do. 

He ran.

He ran out of the auditorium, onto the streets, he tried to remember where he parked but his eyes were so blurry with tears and his head pounded with pain. 

He couldn’t tell anyone after the fact how he got home. He didn’t remember driving- frankly at that point he wouldn’t have trusted himself to drive at that point- but he did get home. And when he did, he noticed he had a new text.

“I’m sorry for messing up again! Please don’t consider it a failure yet though, you may seem like a totally hopeless case, but I won’t give up on you.” 

Virgil bit his lip, if he seemed hopeless, it probably wouldn’t be easier for any other therapists to deal with him. And Emile seemed like he believed and wanted to help him, he’d pay for another session.

Hypnotherapy

Building maps of his family tree (which inevitably ended up being a conversation about the family tree of Steven Universe.)

The Empty Chair technique (But Emile said that his Anxiety was, ‘like Jeremy’s squip’ and they barely ended up talking about it at all.)

As they went through more and more methods Virgil felt more and more hopeless. He’d spent at least 1,000 dollars on these meetings, but he stopped counting after 4. He hated the idea that he’d spent so much money and gained nothing, and Emile seemed invested in keeping him around. Every time he mentioned leaving he would insist that he could try a new method, until the time when he said something else.

“Do you really think anyone else could help you Virgil? I’m the best there is, and I’ve tried so many methods with you... I swear I’m getting closer to working you out. But if you start with a new therapist you’ll start back at square one with someone with far less experience and credentials.”

And Virgil believed him, he trusted that Emile had his best interests at heart

So he stayed. 

[tss-storytime-summaries]

40

Expected Rating: Teen

Warnings: Toxic Romantic Relationship, Alcoholism, Character Death, Slightly Unsympathetic Roman, Hinted at abuse? (Maybe, not fully sure if this will be part of the story yet), Suicidal and depressive themes/ideologies, Roman, Remus, and Virgil angst, Arguing, Cursing, Toxic Familial Relationship, Mental disorders? (May have to add or remove some trigger warnings as I actually start writing)

Characters: Roman, Remus, Janus, Virgil, Emile, Remy, Logan, and Patton.

Romantic Relationships: Prinxiety, Past Roceit

Summary: Roman can’t remember the last time he genuinely smiled or laugh. Life felt like nothing more than a vicious cycle. Every day blurring into one another. All unnecessarily meaningless and exhausting.

The world saw him as nothing more than a piece of entertainment. One of the most successful upcoming actors and singers. Another pretty face to envy on the other side of the tv screen. An untouchable being.

His boyfriend and brother saw him as nothing more but a shell of his former self. A soulless body that once housed an energetic, fun-loving, and caring guy. A painful reminder of how a rose withers over time. A once warm and inviting heart now cold and callous.

Roman doesn’t know how long he’ll continue surviving this way. His heart aches to feel again. He wants to love the only two people who are still by his side no matter how awful he is. All he needs is a meaning. But he doesn’t know if he’ll ever find it.

[strawberryjamus]

[anonymous-gremlin]

We as a fandom are heavily deprived of toxic remile stuff

The possibilities for that.

To summon a few:

U!Remy

Him forcing him to stay awake

If Emile does sleep, giving him nightmares

Very clingy to the point Emile doesn't get to be alone anymore

U!Emile

Him poisoning Remy's coffee

Making Remy entirely dependent on him

Using him to test physiological experiments

[unsympathetic-therapist]

Transference

Warnings: Abuse, u!Emile

"It isn't uncommon for child patients to see their therapist as a surrogate parent and project feelings about their parents onto the therapist. Coming to me from a broken home as he has, it's obvious he'll react negatively to me, but through patience and kindness we'll surely break that shell." Dr. Picani tilted his head at Patton, his patient Logan's father. Patton's husband had left them in a messy divorce after years of physical abuse that left scars in both, on their skin and in their minds.

"Logan should continue his work with me, and hopefully we will come to a place of mutual understanding."

Patton bit his lip, unsure of what to do. He didn't want to put Logan in danger, but this kind, loving man didn't seem like who Logan had described him as.

It was probably fine, and the therapist was probably right.

Logan sat in the car outside and rolled down his sock, revealing the bruise he'd gotten at yesterday's appointment. He shuddered and rolled up the sock again.

[unsympathetic-october-2020]

Unsympathetic October Prompt 6: Mind Control

(hhh I should probably be doing homework but I was too busy to do the prompt yesterday and I want to keep doing unsymptober-)

Unsympathetic Virgil, Unsympathetic Emile mention, victim Patton, toxic Moxiety, healthy intrulogical mention, manipulation

Virgil smiled at the boy in blue in front of him. “So what do you say? Will you go out with me?”

The boy, Patton, had been Virgil’s best friend for the last four years. They had met through mutual friends, and Virgil had been crushing on him for the last few weeks. Patton fidgeted with the hoodie wrapped around his shoulders. If they started dating, that would be the first thing to go, Virgil decided.

“Well, uh…” Patton said, smiling awkwardly. “I love you so much, I really do, but… just as a friend. I don’t really feel romantic attraction, you know that. But, maybe we could be closer friends? We could hang out more if you want!”

Virgil’s smile dropped into a scowl. “You can’t just use ‘I don’t feel romantic attraction’ as an excuse. Logan doesn’t feel romantic attraction either and he’s dating Remus. You can still date me.”

“But… Virgil, I…” Patton looked down again, and stopped talking as Virgil spoke again.

“Come on, Patton. You don’t want to disappoint me, do you? I’ve liked you for so long now. I really want to date you. It would make me so, so happy if you did.”

Patton bit his lip. He knew what Virgil was like when he was upset. “Ok. Ok I can try to be your boyfriend. It might not turn out very well though….”

“Oh, I’m sure you’ll be a great boyfriend. But you’ve really got to stop spending so much time online. It’s rotting your brain with all these things like 'not being able to date when you’re aromantic’. And take off that hoodie. It looks weird.”

Patton choked back a cry. “But-”

“You don’t want to make me sad, do you?” Virgil asked. Patton shook his head quickly and removed his sweatshirt. He looked pained as he handed it over to Virgil. Virgil tossed the sweatshirt over his shoulder and Patton cringed. “Oh come on, you don’t need that piece of crap. Now come on, boyfriend, let’s go and make out or something.”

Looking like he might burst into tears at any moment, Virgil dragged Patton along with him. He knew Patton wouldn’t leave him. Virgil knew it would hurt Patton too much emotionally to leave someone as important to him as Virgil.

Virgil’s phone burned in his pocket, reminding him of what he would have done if Patton had rejected him. Emile’s number was open on his phone and just one quick call away. He would have been happy to change Patton’s mind. But there was more than one way to control someone’s mind, and Virgil knew that you needed to control Patton’s emotionally. Virgil smiled. He would enjoy hanging out with his new boyfriend.

[psychologist-virgil]

Important Things To Know

This is a Unsympathetic Virgil/Emile Ask/Writing Blog!

This is an AU! Where Virgil is a psychologist and uses his knowledge to worsen his patients conditions in order to keep them with him. Emile is his assistant and a ‘Therapist’

Patients include;

Logan Simpson: OCD, Autism

Roman Hakimi: Severe Depression, Suicidal Tendencies, ADHD

Remus Hakimi: ADHD, DID, Pica

Janus Johnson: Schizotypal Personality Disorder

Patton Jenkins: Dependent Personality Disorder

Trigger Warnings:

Eating Disorders, Violence, Emotional Manipulation, Physical Abuse, Verbal Abuse, Swearing, Yelling, Abuse to the Mentally Ill, Fire, Destructive Actions, Self Deprecation, Self Harm, Suicide attempts, Death, Major Character Death, Implied Past Abuse, Implied Rape (NONE ACTUALLY SHOWN), Forced Murder, Implied P*adophilia

DNI List

R3mR0m Shippers

Exclusionist

Trump Supporter/MAGA

Racist/LGBT+phobic/Any Religion phobic/etc

Paedophile

Incest shippers

Sends NSFW to Minors

Gonna send chainmail

Anti-Mogai

Proshippers