#unscrewed

[wittylittle]

Found on Blinkist, my new favorite app.

[mfdragon]

Omg where did she find a jar???

[thebibliosphere]

Migraine simulators should exist so that people who say “oh yeah I get headaches too. Just take a tylenol” can finally shut the fuck up.

[vizreef]

Stellavox Fi-Cord 101S // portable tape recorder (Switzerland, 1962)

via

[dear-ao3]

95 million percent no one cares but i managed to loose the rubber seal in my hydroflask lid yesterday without realizing it (dropped lid by water fountain at work) (don’t flame me for still having hydroflask products i’ve owned one since legitimately 2010 and i like them okay!!!!) and it was the last standing lid i still had that was the old style flip top one and if i have to get a new one cause i lost the seal i’m going to be. so beyond pissed cause all the new lids upset me is it too much to ask to want to purchase the same product i’ve had for the last fourteen years ??

[nartothelar]

Where did you get your joltik? I want one for my work bag sosososo bad

it comes from a gacha keychain line called mejirushi! I bought all of mine off of ebay tho so I wouldn’t have to chance it sksksk

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

APPLE 🍎

[lavenderjewels]

vacation time

[sillydegu]

Sleepy cube of mischief

[redstrawbaby]

Nimbus ☁️

[bamsara]

Accidentally drank floor cleaner. It does not taste like the lemons it smells like

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Okay but whumpees who become extremely spaced-out after taking the minimal amount of decongestants for a cold:

Passing out cold on the couch for four hours in the middle of the day and waking up not knowing what planet they’re on

Staring into space

Glazed-over eyes

Becoming hypnotized by how things move and fit into each other (their own hands, screw-top pens, fidget spinners, clouds, etc.)

Environmental sounds being too much for them

Staring directly into bright lights

Overall feeling like a ghost floating through life

Being able to breathe through their nose for the first time in a week

[shalomniscient]

words cannot express how tempted i am to jump right into writing this f1au arle p0rn and skip all the plot YET AT THE SAME TIME i have the carnal need to do au worldbuilding........................

[bibleofficial]

yea i’m 100% certain this batch of carts are straight up spice lol

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

my new town

[hi-i-just]

Zack is so fun as a character bc when it comes to his relationships, whether the nature is romantic or platonic it still works. The chemistry is so fire, the feelings of love and care are sincere. Zack loves the people in his life, the people loves him back. Whether they're similar to him in personality or complete opposites — it still hits off. Zack and Aerith? The OG, first love forreal. Zack and Cloud? The loyalty, the dedication. Zack and Cissnei? Genuine appreciation and trust. Zack and Sephiroth? Treated each other like actual people. Zack and Tseng? The extra mile, the exception. You genuinely can't lose when it comes to shipping with this guy