#unrelatedly one of the gang IS actually making/selling spice in the bars kitchen
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if i had the time and energy id write a ficlet but i think the gang from always sunny in philadelphia killing darth maul would play out exactly like the health inspector episode of spongebob
#its just not believable to me that theyd be /trying/ to kill him#SO#maul is undercover as a health inspector for checking on spice supply lines reasons#he is only inspecting the bar under a fake name bc he needs to build credit as an actual inspector#the gang realizes hes not a real inspector bc he sits down to eat (hungy)#unrelatedly one of the gang IS actually making/selling spice in the bars kitchen#but maul doesnt know that#anyway they serve him a nasty patty#and he quote dies end quote#1. maul doesnt stay dead#2. whatever they fed him gets mauls species like way high lmao#they bury him in the cemetery#not well#get a ride from the cops#w maul in the trunk#they put him in the freezer and talk to the cops#maul walks out like nothing happens#and passes them for the health inspection bc like why not at this point#the final gag is that danny devito hits maul with a shovel (again) bc last he was told maul is a zombie#v important that maul doesnt even look dirty or unkempt in anyway after walking out of the freezer#maul also steals the spice somehow#all according to keikaku
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