#unrealted

[the-inky-waters]

if the updates go a little slow for two weeks…

you know why

[alien-slushie]

"CoFfeS nOT a RepLAcEmeNT FoR sLEep!"

Yeah well it stops me from k*lling you so stfu.

[artymajig]

hey just wondering. if i had planted English Ivy into your dashboards soil would you get mad at me. would that be okay with you? time sensitive btw

[lotus-pear]

skk at karaoke except all the interactions are directly taken from the last time i went to a karaoke bar w my bestie

[trix1erose]

headcanon that jesse and lukas would have an apartment in central beacontown since their house is so far out itd probably be inconvenient with jesse’s job

[causeofchernobyl]

They’re gay <3

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

[ujustwaitsunshine]

I think about seb and his jager bomb t shirt everyday

[scuba-divers]

Oh shit, I never showed all you fellas the finished Sam avatar! Well, here it is in all its 3D glory!

[pollyna]

au in which Mav's first day back from deployment consists mostly in him being sleepy, going around the house only with one of Ice's shirts that are too big for him and a pair of boxers, waiting for Ice to get back home to finally give him a proper hello and I'm glad you're back kiss.

[grecoromanyaoi]

every once in a while I lament how the austria hungary imploded before they could fully fedaralize as the united states of greater austria. not bc I love the hapsburgs but bc it would've been so fun to have two USAs

HFIDIDIRKRKRK god imagining what an austrian usa would look like is sending me into hysterics

[akronus-the-redeemed]

Fuck, you’re even cuter when you’re sleeping

*drewp walks up to your house their skirt and shirt torn a lot and they look to be not themselves*

W-what, drewp? What happened?

[noctlas332]

day three,,,, i would have had liked to work a bit more on this but alas, that did not happen,,

[theygotlost]

btw shes one william times hotter when her biggies are SAGGING like this.

[radio-ssstatic]

not touch starved nor touch averse but a secret third thing (touch confused)

[random-conspiracy]

Maybe the real treasure are the dicks we suck along the way