#unreality ///////

[zooliminology]

This is a huge breach of privacy but I spent three hours finding people standing in neutral positions and taking pictures of them without their consent!

[thatsbelievable]

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Tumblr doesn’t have a monopoly on shitposts.

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[ai-dream]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

how many teeth do hippos have, dearest propaganda pop?

Three- The tooth it shows the world, the tooth known only to other hippopotomae, and the tooth that only the hippo itself knows.

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

Unclench your jaw, have a snack, take your meds.

Be angry, be upset, be scared, but stick around. And help others if you’re able.

The Lurking Horror yet again tried to slide down the bannister. They’ll get the hang of it someday.

❤️ Auntie Jilli

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[ejgto]

[yardsards]

has it been long enough that i can safely admit that i thought "steven's knife" and "pearl hates the irish" were both great episodes? y'all just couldn't handle a complex show where the protagonists were genuinely flawed.

[unemployedemployee]

You could never catch ME denying what's clearly a forcefield

[the-timeloop-tourney]

Best Character Stuck in a Timeloop

[missing-childhood]

It may seem hopeless, but you will recover. You will survive.

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[just-some-fools]

@funnier-as-a-system

lately ive been imagining bright strobing lights and demonic thoughtforms 24/7 in order to make my psychoscape uninhabitable for any malicious telepaths trying to gain access

[ai-dream]

The Realms, 8.