#unreal unearth : unaired

[starryrain]

sorry i’m late i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door

[thesunoficaruss]

I want to have sexual relations with the bass line in nobody's soldier

[arluna]

I’m on the fence about posting this because it’s not my best effort, but my phone’s storage is bursting at the seams, and I’ve already sunk so much time into this to just let it sit here.

[lesbicosmos]

unreal unearth unaired got me unhinged and unwell

[the-cat-demon]

NOBODY'S SOLDIER IS SOOOO AZIRAPHALE CODED YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

ok ok so. bare with me, this is entirely my rotted brain being full of the brainrot but i HAVE A POINT HEAR ME OUT

Ok so. hear me out. S3 Aziraphale, trying to keep of appearances, pretending to work on bringing Armageddon 2, while working on his own plan in the background

Running with bulls / Working my miracles / Holding my world together with a boot string

He's trying to execute his plan to stop Armageddon 2 all by himself, without Crowley's help (they're not talking...) scrambling to keep all of it together.

Living the dream / Benzos and gasoline / Coffee and blue light screens till the morning

He's doing twice the work, both what the Metatron tells him to do and his own plans.

If I tell you this is drowning / You tell me I'm walking on water

If he were to tell the Archangels (or anyone, really) how stressful and heavy this all is, they'd say he's lucky to be in the position he is, that he should be grateful.

I could bring fire from the mountain / You tell me it feels a little colder When he uses Heaven's time and resources to do actual "good things" and help people, they just scold him for not following the plan.

And I don't wanna choose between being a salesman or a soldier

The only options he has are to be on Heaven's side (until he was promoted, a soldier) or Hell's (the demons tempt humans to sin, like salesmen)

Just let me look a little older / Let me step a little bolder

He puts on a facade, trying to look more like a leader figure the Metatron wants him to look like.

(Don't wanna) Choose between being a butcher or a pauper

Same as the first line of the chorus.

Honey, I'm taking no orders / I'm gonna be nobody’s soldier

Self explanatory.

Sick to my skin / Watching thе news again

With every update on how the Armageddon 2 plans are coming along, he feels worse and worse.

Whatever you choosе you lose out in the long run

Regardless of which side you're on, it won't end well.

The paint on the walls / Come down like a waterfall / The goal I was aiming for was the wrong one

Hopefully at some point he will realise that he shouldn't be trying to fix the system. It's working exactly as intended. The best option is to get rid of it entirely.

I know this is brainrotted as fuck BUT I'M RIGHT

[meghanegghan]

last night around 5 i awoke with a start, and headed drowsily to my notes app. i began writing what i thought, in the moment, was a hilarious joke.

it was not.

[enby-licious]

Not that anyone in the world asked for this, but I did an emoji first reaction to Unaired because I knew I would be unable to form coherent words.

Nobody’s Soldier:

🤬😤👊🫷🤘💪🗣️🙅🏼🪖🥾🔥🥁🎸🚨🌋⚔️🗡️🧨🪓❌🚫⛓️‍💥🖕🫵

July:

🫶🤞🫰👒🐝🌺🌞🎹🎟️✈️🏝️🎇🌠🖼️🧸💙🛌

That You Are:

🥰🥺🫀👩🏿‍🤝‍👩🏾💍🙈🍃🌹💫🌤️🎻🩰🗺️🌅🕯️❤️‍🔥💗

In other words, HOZIER👏 NEVER👏 MISSES👏

[crypticmessengergoblin]

Hozier and that dang tambourine man

[fadeawaywithyou]

the absolute insane imagery from hozier's newest song Hymn to Virgil where he doesn't want to leave him after the Dante's Inferno-inspired trip, he'll stay in hell with him, burn the world down for him, you are the reason i went through it, the only meaning as i knew it. I wouldn't be seen walking through a door you're not welcome to. I can only do my best, I do not do this for myself. I'd walk through hell on living feet for you.

[kryptoniteandcatnip]

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IYKYK 😉🖤🤘🔥

[raspberryfries]

Coming off of my brief tumblr hiatus (I’ve been on vacation) to say that the new Hozier songs go so fucking hard. Nobody’s soldier is 100% my favorite of them.

[arluna]

That You Are is the ultimate embodiment of beauty, and everything else is just a grotesque, pitiful farce by comparison. It’s the kind of masterpiece that renders all other attempts at beauty utterly laughable and irrelevant

video from shelbs0o on tiktok

[lesbicosmos]

i am SO normal right now if anyone's wondering

[meghanegghan]

date idea: i play hozier and you stfu and listen

[enby-licious]

That moment when De Selby (Part 1) comes up on shuffle and I am suddenly obligated to relisten to the entirely of Unreal Unearth start to finish.

[hymn-t0-v1rg1l]

GUIS

THE NEW HOZIER EP IS OUT

GO STREAM NOW PLEASE