#unpretty-reader 🪩

[attapullman]

Question?! I’ve been having a war with myself trying to figure this out. Would Bob be possessive of his gf/wife? In any way. And yes I skipped on the fiancé bc I feel like Bob is probably the type to immediately start calling her his wife. Even before the proposal she was his wife.

OMG OMG OMG YES HE WOULD

All of the Bob Floyd-coded men I know are such lowkey possessive men.

When you're out somewhere and he sees some guy's eyes drift to your ass? He's immediately covering it with his hand and mumbling, "That's my ass" under his breath.

While out at the Hard Deck one night some guy tries to chat you up at the bar. Big ol' Bobby draws him to you the second you're back, planting you between his legs and wrapping an arm around you, kissing you sweetly on the forehead while glaring at the guy.

The Possessive Bob Floyd Agenda is very personal to me.

11/10 Bob is skipping right over to "my wife" because he doesn't half-ass anything. That ring is barely on your finger before he's telling the server his wife needs a refill. Whenever you correct him, he presses a rough finger to your lips. He's waited a long time to call you that, please give him this.

[attapullman]

Morgan!, hi nice to meet ya. How’s it going? Anything new going on?

I was thinking and there is never, maybe a few, of so&so x reader with the pet name ‘Honey’. Then I thought of Bob and then you bc best Robert Bob Floyd writer has to be you. Basically what I’m saying here is. Can you, pretty pretty please with Cherry on top, do a Bob Floyd calling reader honey. Just really tooth rotting fluff. Maybe she calls him ‘Robby’ or ‘Bobby’.

Marie! Nice to meet you, bb!

First off, you're going to make me fall in love with you if you keep saying such nice things about me. "best Robert Bob Floyd writer"! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET MARRIED???

Second, I'm about to make you really happy in bungalow!Bob! There definitely isn't a ton of 'Honey' pet names in my own reading rotation, but that's bungalow!Bob's pet name of choice! Coming to you later this week!

I am extremely weak in the knees thinking about that sweet broad-shouldered man wrapping me in his arms and calling me "Honey" 🫠