#unnamed tarnmasaurus and taralordpan au
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Tarnmasaurus and Overpan basically:
Trepan: *with big partner*
Pharma: *with two big partners*
Trepan:
Pharma:
Trepan,Pharma:*valve about to be broken solidarity*
But fortunately Nickel is here and can make sure idiots dont do a stupid
Fjfhn noooo ouch pain
Fortunately Nickel is here indeed, she can be terrifying and she's absolutely right to have words about this. If she has anything to do about it (she does) only physically safe sex is allowed
Also I can see Deathsaurus having a thing about making it lovemaking sweet as syrup, because God that's such an image🥰
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Something something JazzProwl Bluestreak being the step-sibling Springer would appreciate
Bluestreak: So.. How was Tarantulas hosted family gathering?
Springer:*haunted and tired* I need to hide somewhere that Overlord won't find me next time
Bluestreak:.. All i can offer are Jazz special energon goodies.. With high grade
Springer: Please
Oh aww he's trying to help
Springer is exactly me back when I still was part of family Christmas parties lol
Overlord will find him next time, again
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Your hcs for Tarnmasaurus n Overtarapan family domestic or other stuff?
Tarn and Overlord still have beef, and their partners have opinions of varying breeds on this.
Imagining Tarn wakes up often with both Pharma and Deathsaurus on top of him and he feels so squished. It's like a picture of that cat all snaggled up while two other cats are cuddled close with it
Overlord and Trepan enable their spider husband's atrocities against science
Overlord's glad someone (well two someones) finally want/wants him
They're neighbors. To me, the two trios are neighbors who both don't get along and get along a little too well, and occasionally babysit for each other.
We've established that Inferno exists as a tarasaurus child, so I suggest Tarantulas and Deathsaurus are amiable exes (or as close to that we get when it comes to these fuckers)
Baby Predaking is a sweetheart who got the love growing up canon predders never got.
We know Overlord is the godfather of Predaking (probably)
Tarantulas is somehow the least bad influence of them all, as he's the best with kids.
Overtarapan worked together with Springer to somehow a "Cybertron's #1 deadbeat dad" mug to Prowl. He was not amused.
I'm torn between them all having a rocky (mostly empty) moon to themselves or them eventually moving to Cybertron, which would be Such An Event, and concern so many people
Primus help anyone that dares to threaten any of them
Pharma tinkers with science experiments too, though his are (usually) more focused on medical science and (usually) are more ethical than Tarantulas's
The rest of the DJD live separately from the trios, but they still visit and they are the uncles. Some of Deathsaurus's mecha are also considered honorary uncles or aunts.
I'm taking the "sparklings turn out small and squishy" approach because that's kinda kinda what we see in canon (slightly kinda)
And that's all I have for now!
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Rodimus:*spots Pharma*Pharma??!
Pharma:*sitting between Tarn and Des is basically on their laps*Tell Ratchet i'm over him
Megatron:*noticed Trepan* what
Overlord:*smug cat face*
Trepan:*deadpan* Boo
Oh Megs, yeah that gets to him
Rodimus was 98% sure Pharma was dead too, whoopsie
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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If cybertronians celebrated birthdays poor Springer would also have to deal with being kidnapped to his surprise parties
Airachnid: *deadpan*Congrats. You still live.
Predaking:*enthusiastic kazoo*
Aww yes, they'd exactly do that
Springer's already tired of this shit
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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I think Springer would rather sit at kid table than with the disaster terror adults
Also what do you think Verity would think of the fams? I assume she would hitch a ride on Springer during one of the kidnapping for family gather
She's recording the chaos I call it now
She's absolutely here, and she's having such a time because she's seeing a side to a lot of mecha she either doesn't know well or has seen before but never in this light
She equally feels feels bad for and is relieved it isn't worse for Springer, who is miserable but hey it could be worse— he could have to fight all of these mecha in another universe, after all
Tarn glares at her but says nothing to her, then is lightly loving ambushed by Pharma
You're right, (most) of the kids are more well behaved right now than the adults
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Tarn would love being cuddled but also be super conflicted like feral cat
Imagine his mind probably exploded when his kids hugged him for first time
Yes
Yes it did
He's equally touch starved and touch adverse, so it's a whole "do I like this or do I hate this or both" thing
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Good lord Megs and Roddy stumbling into this family meeting.. Lil Inferno would be so overjoyed to see Megatron if he barged in on them like he would go "!!! Queen!" (i don't think fighting would happen since sparklings are present but Airachnid would definitely try to jump Megatron who i imagine would bluescreen at the situation)
Also
Rodimus: Springer? Dat you??
Springer: *mouthes "Help" *
Springer's basically a hostage ohh my little green dude you're 💫going through it 💫
Airachnid is the one who would be fighting and Megs is caught so off guard by it yes yes yes
Nobody knows how Inferno managed to care more about Megatron than anyone else in the room does but they blame Tarn for it
Predaking's just staring deep into his soul the entire time
Airachnid is pulled off if Megs... Eventually.
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Imagine the Overtarapan and Tarnmasaurus family dinner (possible if Tarasaurus Inferno is added into the mix... imagine poor Springer having to babysit Airachnid, Predaking with the twins and Inferno.. Rip)
Hsdhdh YES
AND IT ALLLLLL CONNECTS
at least Predaking is a sweetheart, despite his large size and he's trying to help. Trying anyway. He's little, he's big but he's just a little guy.
Here's the order I have: Springer by a long shot, (I am very torn on who is older, Airachnid or Inferno) Predaking, and Skylynx & Darksteel as our youngest.
I'm desperately trying to make up a timeline but I'm genuinely stuck on when, exactly, Tarantulas and Deathsaurus had their thing and then Inferno, and at what point in canon we start to diverge greatly.
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Since Tarn can have two.. Why not Overlord? (he would)
Overlord:*side eyeing Tarnmasaurus, quietly to Trepan while looking up Tara frequency comm*Ever wanted to frag an insecticon?
Trepan: What
Bonus:
Tarantulas: Do i want love that desperately?
Tarantulas:
Tarantulas: Well what's one more (possibly) bad decision
Springer:*desperately looking up therapists*
Dhhdjf yeah we're really just stacking them up aren't we
Oh Tarantulas... If anything describes him, it's definitely desperate
Springer I'm so sorry your options are limited to Rung, Froid (comes with Sunder attached), and ocs
The more Trepan hears about Tarantulas and the things he's done the more he is intrigued, and hell upon seeing how Overlord and Tarantulas interact he's curious as to where this might go. That curiosity will lead them so many places, and I fear the universe for what horrors they can create together
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Taralord Airachnid and Tarasaurus Inferno.. Poor Springer
Springer: *holding Airachnid at arm lenght*Have you finished fragging dangerous people
Tarantulas: *staring at Inferno trying to burn fireproof stuff*Considering going at Deathsaurus again to see what other results may happen..
Springer: Can you not.
Gdhdfh nooo Tara
Poor Springer, the taraprowl child himself, indeed
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Trepan: Look, I know we don’t always see optic to optic but—
Taralord Kid Airachnid: That's because your too short to do so.
Trepan: ..Overlord why is your child so insistent on bullying people
I already care for this version of airachnid
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Consider: Pharmatarnsaurus:Tarnsaurusma?
Pharma with his two big and very dangerous boyfriends/conjunxes (help him)
Deathsaurus not being opposed to the arrangement cuz of possible"More mates more hatchlings" predacon reasoning methinks
Tarn being confused how he ended up with two partners
YES
I'm imagining that what happened is there wastarnma, it ended, tarnsaurus began, Pharma came back through anomalous means, Des went "and this beautiful mech is your ex?" "... We never formally broke up but yes", ??? stage, tarnmasaurus ensues
I think a decent amount of this relies on how well Pharma and Deathsaurus get along well, and I'm just imagining Deathy trying to court Pharma proper and encourage Tarn to do it too (after all, it's a second shot)
Would it be healthy? Not in canon. But we're living in a world better than canon (lies) (but also not lies)
Plus, this is a VERY different brand of Pharma than the one Tarn last saw, a lot has gone down since the last time he's met him. Hell, he had heard news that Pharma was dead (he was) (he got better) (I'm getting an image in my head of how this goes down and it involves some bending of the plot). That has it's ups and downs.
We need to send Tarn in a mess, and I have ideas how to do this
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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Deathsaurus+Tarantulas= Inferno??
That crackship would explain why as an insecticon Inferno has fire.. But also cue Tarantulas trying to figure why spider and a predacon mix resulted in an ant
Extremely funny possible bonus:
Deathsaurus: Tarn quit brainwashing my kid
Tarn: No clue what you're talking about dear
Lil Inferno: Glory to the Queen!
Omg yes
Tarn please brainwash the kid, this is hilarious
Twisty logic demands this shit be fun
Imagine Tara and Deathy meeting after a long time too
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transingthoseformers · 7 months ago
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For that unnamed tarnmasaurus and taralordpan au
What if we actively dragged Prowl into the mess, like physically and actively
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transingthoseformers · 6 months ago
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Tarmasaurus
Tarn singing lullabies to his kids?
AWWW YES
He knows some of the most rare songs there are, and it's sweet
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