#unlike Rin Isagi actually has friends lol

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This is literally the France vs. Germany match:

Rin: I'm going to kill Isagi

Kaiser: I'm going to fuck Isagi's world up

Isagi: *scores a badass goal despite Rin and Kaiser's (Kaiser is Isagi's fucking teammate btw) attempts at stopping him*

Kaiser & Rin:

Kaiser: *PTSD flashbacks to his physically/emotionally abusive father* ah, I need to go back to feeling like I was a piece of shit getting beat by my father if I'm going to be a better soccer player and beat Isagi

Kaiser: *shoots an awesome goal*

Isagi: whoa that's so cool he's a super star

Kaiser: *dumps his very loving and devoted boyfriend in front of everyone on live stream mid-soccer match*

Rin: I'm going to kill Isagi

Isagi: *exists*

Rin: I hope all of you are ready to die btw

Isagi: *exists*

Rin: *reliving the moment his life lost meaning by manifesting an image of his brother's phantom abandoning him and exiling Rin from his life seemingly for good*

Rin: Uh someone pls make me think of something else literally anything else give me a reason to live so I don't have a nervous breakdown on this field please

*A wild Isagi appears!*

Rin: O.O

Rin: *literally full-body crashes into Isagi while scoring a goal* Holy shit that was awesome

Isagi: fuck he's having an awakening, if I don't change my tactics I'm gonna lose

Isagi: fuck it idc who scores the winning goal I just want to win this fucking match and refuse to validate Rin viewing me as a stepping stool idc if I become an emotionless robot I'm just ready to win this fucking match god fucking dammit

Isagi: Kaiser team up with me

Kaiser: ok

Isagi & Kaiser: *playing soccer normally for once, so notably normal that people on their in-universe twitter are pointing it out*

Isagi: whoa Kaiser that's awesome, whoa Yukimiya that's awesome, whoa Kaiser that's--; *otherwise being normally competitive and trying to figure out how to win*

Rin: fuck they're friends now, I have to ruin their connection I have to absolutely ruin Isagi's life and destroy everything he cares about my greatest pleasure in life is ruining Isagi in every fucking way imaginable (Isagi and Kaiser literally hated each other up until like 2 minutes ago btw lmao)

Hey quick question does anybody else notice how one of these is not like the others