#unionizedcrabbucket

[wooshofficial]

okay obscure blaseball ships lets gooooo:

bevan wise/annie roland: based on my specific interpretations of them where bevan was a human who ended up becoming a wizard for the fae court and annie was her knight. lots of classic chivalric pining but sapphic.

cantus hojo/mindy kugel: wivesssss. very comfortable weve been together 30 years and know each other well vibes. mindy is poly and also has a husband named bertrand and they’re cute together too.

kichiro guerra/parker meng: DISASTER COUPLE. DO NOT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE. been together on and off since highschool. both alternated from the same universe and then both ended up on the worms but only together for about a season bc they both kept going elsewhere (and then kichiro STAYED elsewhere)

jenna maldonado/raúl leal: what if we were non human immortals who gave up our immortality to play blaseball together because we loved humanity and music and then one of us ended up dying and the other later gained a way to protect other players from dying.

winnie mccall/chorby short: this is a ship that my partner got me into and i love them sooooo much. they have the kinda relationship where it feels like they’ve known each other their whole lives. also winnie later getting like demon sound powers plus chorbys whole soul scream makes me go aaaaaaa

winnie mccall/patty fox: ALSO GOOD. love when there is a tiny grumpy butch and a big chill femme. patty doesnt do her own make up or nails but has learned how to so she can pamper winnie and do it for her.

also tillmikejay who i dont talk about much bc i am afraid to get ejected from a salmon cannon but i am an annoying bisexual who loves to make up other annoying bisexuals to think about. also they all have a lot of parallels in lore and sim events. slaps this polycule they can fit so much guilt and only one braincell into them.

I SEE MILLS ON THIS LIST OH BOY

Bevan and Annie - oh that’s such a cool interp!!! Before ur art I only saw the drip wizard interp so I am eating this up gimme more I wan. Moar.

Cantus and Mindy - idk much about these two but that’s so cute I love that

Kichiro and Parker - this is just me. Don’t date me I’m awful at communicating JABDKWNWKNWWK anyways I am rotating it. Maybe both the common Kichi/Allison ship could factor in where on those “off” times Kichi got into this serious relationship with Allison and then Allison died and Kichi. Does not know how to cope with that so she goes back to what she knows and Parker hates it. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaates it.

Jenna and Raúl - Raul does it all in the name of Jenna and then fucking Explodes, lol, and then they kiss in the hall the end

Winnie and Chorby - did you know that the Cas Commute (where Chorby Short and Castillo Turner were routinely EE’d for each other over the course of 5 seasons) happened during the s17 elections, a season after Winnie died? Did you know that Winnie died the SAME SEASON as Chorby joining the mills as an attractor, literally. 59 days after she was on the team. Chorby, dissociating and confused and in a new city clings to the one thing she knows (Winnie) and then that thing DIES, and she’s not even there because she’s in the shadows. This is so tragic and I’m so in love with it omg

WAIT ELI I THINK YOU MEANT SOUL INSTEAD OF SHORT. IVE SEEN THAT SHIP BEFORE I am half and half on it, because I see Chorby Soul as gay, but also in the context of how that season played out it is SO tragic and I eat that shit up. Basically I like both ships

Winnie and Patty - oh that’s cute! See I ship Patty with Hatfield Suzuki in the infamous Patty/Hatty/Ana polycule but I can so get behind this. Sometimes you are a slightly workaholic chef and your chill demon gf has to tell you to get some fucking sleep oh my god. But then she dies and you join the lineup in her memory (I can’t remember if Patty took Winnie’s spot in the lineup but it would absolutely hit if that turns out to be true).

Tillman and Mike and Jaylen - I like to think of this disaster trio as “Mike Townsend Has Two Hands” because while Till and Jay are friends, Till is straight up a gay man who wants to kiss him some baker lips, and Jaylen does not find Tillman attractive in the slightest. Mike Townsend’s bisexual ass, however, finds both of them hot and will gladly give them both his baker lips to smooch. Theyre cute as hell.

[tangereendream]

5 songs

thank you @aithilin for the tag! I'm supposed to share the 5 songs I've been listening to constantly and then tag some other folks so: @razbury @hydrobates @daggersandarrows @unionizedcrabbucket @zayphora, let me know what you've been listening to!

"Full Metal Black" by The Royal They

"Brand New Marble Statue" by NO RISK

"Working For Free" by BAD MOVES

"Golden Boy" by Bryce Fox

"Be A Freak" by Felix Hagan & the Family

[artemispanthar]

Thank you guys for all the great suggestions! I've added a bunch of stuff to my playlist to check out.

I also decided to compile your suggestions into a list (for me and also for anyone else who want it). I also threw in some I've been listening to:

The Magnus Archives - Horror anthology - Fiction (recced by @ophanimon)

Criminal - True Crime - Non-Fiction - True crime discussed from various angles (recced by @justhavetofeelthewaves)

Lore - History - Non-Fiction - Discussing folklore and legends (recced by @justhavetofeelthewaves and @drooland)

99% Invisible - Design - Non-Fiction - Discussing design and architecture (recced by @justhavetofeelthewaves

Behind the Bastards - History - Non-Fiction - Discussions about terrible people (recced by @burger-nocheese and @obliviouspsychic)

My Brother My Brother and Me - Comedy - Non-Fiction - Comedic advice show (recced by @hero-in-high-tops and @letsgo2themoons)

Wonderful! - Positivity - Non-Fiction - Discussions about the things people love (recced by @hero-in-high-tops and @letsgo2themoons)

Adventure Zone - DnD - Fiction - Comedy adventure RPG, longform (recced by @hero-in-high-tops and @letsgo2themoons)

David Tennant Does a Podcast With - Interview - Non-Fiction - David Tennant chats with guests (recced by @peachgummycandy)

Ned's Declassified Podcast - Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Cast of Ned's Declassified rewatch the show (recced by @letsgo2themoons)

You're Wrong About - History - Non-Fiction - Discussing people and topics misrepresented in popular opinion (recced by @letsgo2themoons and @drooland)

That's Pretty Dark - Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussing dark themes in '80s and '90s nostalgia (recced by @drooland)

Shrieking Shack - Book Club - Non-Fiction - Book club discussing books a couple chapters at a time (recced by @bullrunpicnicker)

You're Dead to Me - History - Non-Fiction - Guests discuss various history events and historical figures (recced by @room-on-broom)

Ologies - Science - Non-Fiction - Interviews with professionals discussing their field (recced by @adventures-with-dragons)

Girls, Guts, and Giallo - Horror/Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussing various horror movies with a focus on the controversial (recced by @obliviouspsychic)

Jim and Tomic's Muscial Theater Happy Hour - Media Discussion/Musical - Non-Fiction - Discussing musical theatre (recced by @theanimatedbishoujoevalana)

Escape from Vault Disney - Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussions on various Disney properties (recced by @theanimatedbishoujoevalana)

Mayfair Watcher's Society - Horror Anthology - Fiction - Horror stories told 'found footage' style (recced by @the-lightest-shadow)

Mom Can't Cook - Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussing Disney Channel Original movies (recced by me)

The Kingcast - Media Discussion/Interview - Non-Fiction - Guests discuss Stephen King books and adaptations (recced by me)

Maintenance Phase - Science - Non-Fiction - Discussions on diet culture and nutrition (recced by @i-am-erica)

Limetown - Mystery - Fiction - True Crime-style story about a mass disappearance (recced by @cowgirlmilkers)

TANIS - Horror/Mystery - Fiction - Documentary-style horror-drama (recced by @cowgirlmilkers)

Just King Things - Book Club - Non-Fiction - Discussing Stephen King books in chronological order (recced by @unionizedcrabbucket)

NeoScum - Shadowrun - Fiction - Comedy sci-fi adventure RPG (recced by @outerspace-iiinnerspace)

Well There's Your Problem - Engineering- Non-Fiction - Discussing engineering disasters (recced by @outerspace-iiinnerspace)

The Opportunist - True Crime - Non-Fiction - Discussing people twisted by crimes of opportunity (recced by @hannahmcgill)

Hi Nay - Horror - Fiction - Supernatural horror series (recced by @moonflowero1)

Big Game Hunger - Comedy - Non-Fiction - Guests pitch game ideas (recced by @mosshark)

Burnt Cookbook - DnD - Fiction - Comedy adventure RPG (recced by @mosshark)

Creature Feature - Science - Non-Fiction - Discussion of animals (recced by @mosshark)

No Such Thing as a Fish - Comedy - Non-Fiction - Discussion of interesting facts (recced by @22degreehalo)

My First Dungeon - DnD - Fiction - One-shot tabletop games (recced by @22degreehalo)

Pod Save America - Politics - Non-Fiction - Politics and news run by former Obama staffers (recced by @22degreehalo_

Dungeons and Daddies - DnD - Fiction - Comedy adventure RPG longform (recced by @22degreehalo)

Reply All - Technology - Non-Fiction - Discussion of our relationship with technology (recced by @22degreehalo and @toasthaste)

Dead Meat - Horror/Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussion of horror media (recced by @devifablekatze)

Black Box Down - True Crime - Non-Fiction - Discussion of aviation disasters (recced by @zeenawarriorqueen)

Twenty Thousand Hertz - History/Science - Non-Fiction - Stories behind famous sounds (recced by @zeenawarriorqueen)

The Dollop - History/Comedy - Non-Fiction - Discussion of American history (recced by @hothotpot)

You Are Good - Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussion of movies and why people love them (recced by @hothotpot)

The Bechdel Cast - Media Discussion - Non-Fiction - Discussion of movies from an intersectional feminist perspective (recced by @hothotpot)

Search Engine - Investigative - Non-Fiction - Answering questions about various topics (recced by @toasthaste)

I've been into podcasts lately so I'm curious what podcasts you guys like and if anyone has any recommendations for podcasts. I like ones where you don't have to listen to every episode, you can just pick up ones that sound interesting or maybe ones where a story is told over 2 or 3 episodes. Preferably not ones with a continuous story over dozens of episodes or something you need to keep up on. I like both fiction and non-fiction. I especially like anything horror themed. However I'm open to whatever.

Also if you have something that doesn't fit my criteria but you want to recommend anyway it 'cause you love it, please feel free.

[mirrorstone]

Oof, did not know h3dgeh0g m0ss was a terf.

Receipts here linking to her deleted terf blog:https://www.tumblr.com/unionizedcrabbucket/723868248522866688/archive-of-spescursongles-the-first-post-on-it-is

A (since deleted) post from her current blog with very terfy ideas and buzzwords: https://web.archive.org/web/20200618034236/https://hedgehog-moss.tumblr.com/post/187263315047/genuine-question-whats-so-bad-about

Not the kind of thing I want to keep around on my dash.

Hey. If you’d like to read the regularly updated countryside adventures of an artist/poet, her quirky interactions and multilingual puns, her foraged foods and sweet nomadic life, seasoned and salted with a mechanic’s rich life experience - do go and spend time with my friend Dru.

Notably, Dru is not and will never be a TERF. In fact, there is a book on the shelves of your local bookstore all about why.