#unintentionally the funniest person alive

[decimatlas]

Just thought about Onyankopon showing Eden around Marley, giving her a tour of sorts. They walk through a little flea market. Oh, she knows what these are. They used to have them in Shiganshina sometimes. But — what’s this? Her eyes land on some shiny objects at a stand. ‘That’s jewelry.’ “I know it’s jewelry, I’m not an idiot.” Okay, he’ll back off. Sheesh. She walks over… there’s so many things. So many designs. And these rings… you know, they’d be kind of good for… “May I?” The woman running the stand nods. Eden starts putting rings on her fingers. Every finger. She pushes them down to her knuckles, stacks multiple on some of her fingers. Finally, she holds her hand back and admires her work. Nice. She flexes her hand, then balls it into a fist. Imagine the punch she could pack with this. Onyankopon steps up beside her. Looks at her hand with a raised brow. She looks back up at him. Slowly starts taking the rings off. “Lighten up. I was only looking.”

[newmonsteravenue]

Nate and I were listening to Cocteau Twins in the car and he suddenly was like "Oh right, yeah, they sing in Simlish."

[thegodcyclecomic]

ares/athena headcanons (some N$FW):

• Athena is the only one who can understand his caveman language

• Ares always unintentionally turns Athena on and is so fucking clueless when she acts needy

• Athena is goth mommy

• "You're killing my tough guy personality" "Who's a good kitten?" "meeee :3"

• Ares has problems because of his daddy issues (control freak, goes insane if he doesn't win, doesn't shower sometimes)

• Athena is VERY clingy when sleeping but will never admit it if you confront her

• If Ares asked for no pickles and got pickles, Athena will be on that employee's ass

that's it, NOW YOUR TURNNN!!!

Alright!! Here are mine in return:

For some reason, Athena thinks Ares is the funniest man alive. Even when he is being serious, occasionally. His ridiculous antics are amusing to her.

Ares most often calls Athena "Theeny" as a term of endearment. Unless he's angry, then he'll call her "Athena". If he's seriously pissed off he calls her "Pallas".

Ares often worries Athena is not eating enough (she is just an incredibly picky eater) and will offer her more food unprompted-- sometimes going to incredible lengths to accommodate her particular palate.

Ares keeps both himself and his dwellings clean and free of clutter. When all is said and done, he washes the blood and grime away and forgets about everything he just did. Athena keeps tokens and trinkets of anything she finds interesting, but also despises others going through her possessions. As a result, her room is cluttered and messy.

As a hobby, Athena makes plush toy animal versions of the Olympians to keep in her room. The one below is of Ares. When she is in a good mood, Plush!Ares gets to sit on her bed. But if she's cross with Real!Ares then she angrily throws Plush!Ares on the ground.

When the two are corresponding between their respective departments, Athena will sometimes draw cartoon owls on the margin of the letter to further emphasize her point. Ares finds these cute and keeps them all in a drawer (Athena is unaware of this).

[fiddles-ifs]

Bautista is a bit funny for me as an international fan of GW because I had a homeroom teacher with the same name, I wonder how they'd do in that position LOL. I do appreciate their character 'cause I don't often see my country in media, or really any of SEA that much, this is the first time I've seen it represented in IF specifically.

hehe thanks!!!

Bautista as a homeroom teacher would be the long-suffering type that tries to remain stoic even when their students catapult pencils into the ceiling. Their students swing wildly between thinking they're a hardass and (for the most part unintentionally) the funniest person alive. They try and impart important life lessons onto their students, but just end up exasperatedly explaining that no, carving your eraser into a throwing star shape is not technically a weapon, but that does not mean you can throw it at each other. Now read this passage from this book about World War II and shut up.

[randoms-fandoms]

Hi! Would I be able to request Marcy Wu x Fem!Reader who goes and ASKS HER to play Creatures and Caverns or Watch War of the Warlocks? (She deserves it! 🥺)

Absolutely! I do not know anything about the game, but I’ll try my best <3

Warnings: a little bit of canon typical calamity trio toxicity, but with the reader thrown into the mix :)

Relationships: pre-established Marcy Wu x (female) reader

Marcy Wu had been your best friend for years. Of course you didn’t predate Sasha, and certainly not Anne— but what you had was more special. More tender than the loud, fierce friendship the three shared. Your bond surpassed platonic feelings, at least on your end.

Your feelings were clear. You loved Marcy. You had for years now, though this more painful edge had only recently developed.

When Marcy kept you up all night on the phone, crying because Sasha had chosen to invite Anne to something and not her, of course you felt compassionate. You also felt angry. Not because of your lost sleep, but angry on Marcy’s behalf. Why even tell her about the activity if you’re not gonna invite her?

Whenever you all hung out as a group, something that happened more often now that the school year had began, you didn’t miss how the excited grin on Marcy’s face would fade when she noticed Anne and Sasha weren’t paying attention to what she was talking about. You just bit your tongue and engaged in Marcy’s story, trying to cheer her up.

It nearly pushed you over the edge when you noticed Marcy had cut off all of her colorful friendship bracelets. “Anne said that’s why people make fun of me in P.E— its not really a thing people wear anymore.” She explained casually, shrugging, as if it didn’t matter. Her arms looked bare and lonely.

You tried not to hate them, you really did— Marcy loves Anne and Sasha, I’m sure they’re actually nice… but you were just so frustrated that they were unintentionally ignoring the funniest, smartest, kindest person in the world.

A mean little part of you was kind of glad that their friendship seemed to be struggling. You hated it every time Marcy was hurt by them, but at the same time, you felt a small bit of joy in being the one to comfort her.

All these conflicting feelings were eating you alive. You couldn’t stop thinking about Marcy, everything you saw reminded you of her.

One weekend, you were cleaning your room when you found an old set of dice that hadn’t been used in a while— they were a birthday gift from years ago, but you hadn’t played creatures and caverns in what felt like forever. I bet Marcy would have fun with this, you thought with a smile.

The next think you knew you were pacing your room with a ringing phone to your ear, heart beating in your throat. You didn’t know why you were nervous; you hung out with Marcy all the time— but this would be the first time she came to your house. You usually hung out at her house.

Marcy picked up the phone after two rings. “Hey, how’s it going?” She asked. You could hear the smile in her voice.

“Um, hi Marcy! I’m good, I was just, uh—“ you looked down at the small bag of dice in your hand. “Are you busy today?”

“No, never.” She said with a little laugh. “I’m free pretty much every weekend.”

You nodded to yourself. “…Do you want to come over and play creatures and caverns with me?”

Marcy gasped. “Of course!” She exclaimed. “You have no idea how happy I am—“ you heard a crash on the other end of the line. She must have gotten up too fast and tripped. “I-I’ll be over in just a minute! Text me your address!”

You smiled wide, excited to see her. “I will! See you soon!”

The room felt too quiet when you hung up the phone. You already missed her. After texting her your address (and receiving a string of happy emojis in response), you looked up and came back to reality— I should get ready.

You surprised yourself by how quickly you got dressed. A cute shirt from a concert you had been to over the summer and a comfortable pair of shorts. You looked over yourself in the bathroom mirror and smiled.

You were glad you were already close to being done with your cleaning when you got distracted— all you had to do was make your bed, which didn’t take long.

Marcy arrived quickly. She looked out of breath when you opened the door, face flushed and breathing hard as she unbuckled her bicycle helmet. “Hi!” She said, smiling wide.

Her excitement made you happy. “Hey, Marcy! Come on in.” You stepped aside to let Marcy in. She took off her shoes and left them by the door.

“Um… thanks for inviting me over!”

“Of course! You’re the first person I thought of when I found these.” You pulled the bag of dice out of your pocket and felt yourself smile automatically when Marcy’s face lit up.

She took the bag from you and opened it, beaming. “Oh my gosh, this is a limited edition set! Where did you get it? They stopped making these forever ago!”

“I got them for a birthday present.” You replied, trying to remember all those years ago. “My parents must have found them in a secondhand store or something. Anyway…”

“I brought all my stuff, and plenty of paper. This is perfect! We could design up our own caverns, and do a whole campaign together!” Marcy looked up at you, still super excited. You felt a twinge of guilt upon realizing that you didn’t really know what she was talking about.

“Um… Marcy? You might have to teach me how to play.” You said, laughing nervously. “Is that okay? I’ve never actually played a game of creatures and caverns before.”

Marcy’s smile turned into something softer. “Of course! I’d be happy to teach you! Let’s start by setting up the board…“

The rest of the afternoon, you had more fun than you’d ever had in your life playing a tabletop game— Marcy was just so full of energy, cheering with excitement, eyes glimmering with joy when she laughed. She was adorable, you thought, and you couldn’t help but flirt with her a little— in your own special way, nerdy and sweet, just the way you knew she’d like.

“You know a lot about this game— you must have played a ton of campaigns!” You praised, watching a blush spread over Marcy’s smiling face.

“Well, not exactly— I’ve always wanted to, but I’ve never had anyone to play with before! I tried getting Anne and Sash to play with me a few times, but they always get bored after one session.” She laughed awkwardly. You reclined against the edge of your bed, not sure what to say.

“…But it’s okay.” Marcy continued. “I know it’s not what they’re into, so… it’s whatever,”

You nodded, suddenly feeling a little nervous. “Um, do you think we could make this a regular thing? Playing Creatures and Caverns together?”

Marcy absolutely lit up. “Of course!” She leaned in excitedly, grinning from ear to ear. “We could play every weekend, and draw pictures of our characters!”

You fought the goofy smile that was creeping its way onto your face. “That sounds great, Marcy!” You sat perfectly still, shyly aware of how close she was now. Marcy didn’t seem to notice for a moment, then she glanced away and pulled back, clearing her throat.

“It doesn’t have to be every week if you don’t want to—“ she rushed. “I mean, I was being too… presumptuous. I think. We don’t—“

“Marcy, no!” You frowned, sitting up. “I do want to hang out and play with you as often as we can, I was just…” you realized with dismay that she had misread your shyness at the proximity as reluctance. “I was…” you tried again, too embarrassed to tell her the truth.

“Let’s go back to playing.” Marcy said, but her smile didn’t exactly reach her eyes. You decided you had to explain to her, if only to save you the guilt.

“Marcy, I need to tell you something.” You said seriously. She paused, looking up into your eyes. Ugh, she’s so pretty…

“Yeah?”

“I, ah—“ you felt your face heat up. “Um, do you want to… go on a date sometime? Or more than one date?” You watched as her mouth fell open slightly, surprised. “I really like you…” you continued, trying to fill the silence.

“Of course I’ll go on a date with you! Can you— can we be girlfriends?” Marcy asked, sounding in disbelief.

You broke into a breathless smile at the prospect. “Yeah! That sounds really great.”

“Aaaah, I’m so happy…” Marcy shook out her hands, then scooted to sit next to you. She hugged you tightly. The warmth made your heart beat a little faster, and you hoped she couldn’t feel that you were trembling slightly with nerves.

“I’m happy too,” you replied, resting your chin on the top of her head.

The two of you sat there in silence for another moment before Marcy pulled back and smiled broadly up at you. “Now can we go back to playing?”

You smiled right back, glad she felt comfortable enough to ask you that. “Of course!”

A/N: hope this was alright, sorry for the delay— I’ve been busy with irl things like funerals and school

[taylormereditholivia1989]

I am still so grateful that @taylorswift liked the post of me and my sister Kate during the Lover era! For sure the most surrealist thing that's ever happened!

We are finally seeing Taylor live this year!! We have dreamt of seeing her live since we were young (7 and 4 years old). Money has always been tight for us. Our Mum and Dad knew how much we really wanted to go to the Speak Now tour in Belfast but unfortunately could not make it happen. ❤️

By the time 1989 and reputation came to Dublin, I eagerly watched videos of the tours on YouTube and posted updates on my tumblr. However, by then my little sister Kate was seriously struggling and repeatedly hospitalised with the (then undiagnosed) and vert rare connective tissue disorder that is Ehlers Danlos Syndrome. Kate unintentionally lost a significant of weight during these years and stopped getting nutrition from her food. We were terrified and didn't know what would happen.

We were born with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome and Dysautonomia, but these were only diagnosed last year. 🦓🦓💛💛

I have dealt with my symptoms from my early teens. My sister Kate has struggled since childhood. This has made socialising and forming solid friendships impossible as we are typically too ill to meet up.

Kate has a knee operation coming up soon. I have kyphosis surgery. We don't yet know if this will be before or after the eras tour in June. We hope everything works out and we can see Taylor live to celebrate all the eras.

To see Taylor right in front of us at Dublin Night One still feels too good to be true. This is what we have been waiting for all these years. I can't wait to sing and dance with Taylor and thousands of other fans for one magical night. I can't wait to have the best evening ever with my parents and my sister. This is what Kate and I have spent hundreds of hours sitting around the fire, carefully analysing verses and discussing hidden meanings. 🔮

Kate and I use a wheelchair part time. We do, however, plan to stand during the eras concert in the front right with our parents for a once in a lifetime experience. We will wear our braces and keep our pain medication topped up. We will get through the night. We know laughs and memories from the tour will last us a lifetime. We have many more tests and examinations left to carry out, but no doubt your jams (especially the tortured poets department as well as future music you are probably already working on). 🤣

We most look forward to hearing the song marjorie live. We both cried when we first listened to it. Taylor describes her grandmother beautifully. We feel especially connected to our grandfather when we listen to this. We discovered a few months back that we inherited our rare genetic condition from our grandfather. He passed young as it went undiscovered. We believe listening to marjorie helps keep his memory alive because we think of him. 💙☀️

We are lucky to have Taylor's music as a form of therapy. We relate to her quirks and her awkward and lovable sense of humour. We genuinely believe Taylor is the funniest person to ever live and we are entranced by how she is so unapologetically herself. Being 5ft 10 and seeing Taylor in the media has really helped me to be more comfortable and accepting of my height and my overall appearance.

@taylorswift if you just so happen to see this post or catch a glimpse of our sequin dresses, curly hair and ever-glittery eye makeup on stage please know: Kate and I are beyond ecstatic to celebrate at your concert. We are going to sing and dance like we have always dreamed of doing. Please ignore our clicking knees and hips if you just so happen to hear them up on the stage. I can say with almost 99% certainty any clicking will be our 22 and 19 year old bodies just doing their thing lol. 🤣

P.S. We can't wait to see your extremely sparkly outfits, shoes and makeup (we really REALLY love glitter in case it wasn't already obvious!!) in person. We love how unhinged you are with sparkles!! 💜

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

- Anna (and the slightly more monotone but equally as funny, Kate). 🩷🩷

[bestworstcase]

Yknow what makes me sad?? People always end up forgetting SOME character trait in favor for something else. Like, for example, Ozpin is arguably the FUNNIEST character in RWBY. Like yeah he has issues and he's immortal and the most divorced man alive(?) but he also purely drinks hot chocolate. He wears a turtleneck, vest and coat all the time in the summer. He wears goofy glasses. He has a silly sense of humor and he's sassy. His reaction to the portal closing in v8 is "Oh dear" as if he can't say 'shit'. Every other scene with him makes me laugh bc he's so unintentionally hilarious and it's even pointed out by other characters (coco says he has a mischievous, boyish charm). Also you can TELL he was a dad bc his immediate reaction to Oscar being like "please don't do anything embarrassing :(" is him immediately doing something embarrassing

He's so fucking funny and it's a serious shame literally NO ONE talks about it it's one of my favorite parts of his character and it's definitely one of his biggest character traits. Like without it it just doesn't feel like Oz, yknow? He's not an entirely serious character, though he definitely uses humor to cope (as a distraction, which Oscar clearly hates bc he's a p straightforward kid). I just fhchgj he's silly okay

one of your favorite character traits of his is that you… mock him for dressing in manner you think is strange? weird pull. oh he’s so sillygoofy, he doesn’t swear and he drinks hot cocoa, everybody point and laugh!—like ??

what is the joke.

also like. sorry but a grown man purposefully going out of his way to embarrass a fourteen-year-old boy who’s already mortified and uncomfortable as a "joke" isn’t dad behavior. it’s just mean. if you want to read ozpin as the type of person who thinks it’s funny to pick on teenagers that’s… your prerogative, i guess? but i think his poor treatment of oscar in v4-5 is a confluence of fear, resignation to his curse, and just being thoughtless. lol

anyway. ozpin uses humor to lower tension and ease people into big revelations (e.g. "would you believe me if i told you that one’s been around since i was a boy?" or delivering "i gave them the ability to turn into birds" like a self-deprecating joke) but his own sense of humor runs more to subtle ironic or irreverent whimsy and dry understatement. he doesn’t make jokes per se, he calls ironwood’s fleet "a bit of an eyesore."

the funniest thing that’s ever come out of his mouth is "fighting and dancing aren’t so different; two partners interlocked… hn. although, one wrong move on the ballroom merely leads to a swollen foot," which is a mirror image of and funny for the same reason as salem telling oscar "perhaps you and i can have a better working relationship"—in that they’re both, in these moments, thinking about that one time they immolated each other. this dance reminds me of when my wife and i murdered each other… we had a poor working relationship. he sets up the joke and she delivers the punchline, six volumes later. same sense of humor.

[incognito-lionbeast]

I’ve determined that for my Shen Mei AU, it’d be funniest--maybe not the most logical, but definitely funniest--if she unintentionally Horse Girl™’s her way into being the stallion Bingge’s girlfriend -- after having spent most of the earliest parts of SVSSS trying her damnedest not to potentially end up in Bingmei’s harem. That ultimately didn’t exist at all.

Like! Absolutely unintentional, but because Ning Yingying is like the second person Bingge properly meets after Shen Qingqiu... she can’t help being the one to notice her brother brought back the wrong Binghe.

She’s less averse to being called Yingying than the OG is in canon. So that’s not what tips her off (though it is odd), but like... 8′| Her brother’s boyfriend would never attempt to flirt with her. This is. Incorrect. How do backpedal from situation??? How do tactfully reject a Binghe that’s actually kind of scary?

Well, she’s may be kinda banking on the fact that he probably won’t hurt her? Probably. Maybe. And though she’s a bit frightened, she’s doing her best to stay Really Very Nice to him, because she knows what this guy’s been through--and, yes, what he’s capable of. Though, she’d also just sorta like to be nice to him in general, too? Perhaps try to gently explain that things are different here.

Um. Actually, it’d be really bad if her brother came back to this Binghe without his Binghe around, huh. So she resigns herself to maybe? Hanging out with Bingge? If he’d like that, and-- Oh! Hey, there’s someone she thinks he might like to see, because You never had the chance to meet your father, did you?

Do you want to?? He’s alive. She can’t promise how many pieces he’s in at the moment--it’s a long story--but he’s alive! Last she checked, Tianlang-Jun was still being kept at the monastery, so... it'll be fun! Because you aren’t going to get anywhere with the other girls, either. Trust her. Also, it’d be a real pain in the ass if Liu Qingge or any of the other Bai Zhan brats showed up.

Though! She assures Bingge that if anyone tries to give him trouble she’d handle it (and them, if she has to) -- not because he can’t, but because she insists. So, c’mon c’mon! Aren’t you at least a little bit curious? Besides, if stealing something from Bingmei sounds appealing... why not start with dad? She won’t mention that Binghe doesn’t really want anything to do with him, shh. That’s a secret~

....though, to be honest, Tianlang-Jun would probably love to hear about his, uh-- Exploits. Among other things.

Needless to say, Shen Qingqiu comes back & nearly has a heart attack

Binghe is gone.

Note from sister says she & Bingge are gonna go visit Tianlang-Jun???

The PS tells him not to worry, but how can he not worry?!

The Correct Binghe eventually returns to Cang Qiong mountain, which is good & bad (Binghe is upset)

This still leaves them with the problem of two Binghes

Oh Dear God Shen Yuan’s Sister Was Transmigrated Into One Of Bingge’s Wives.

TLDR visit with Fafther goes better than anticipated. It’s a little less Father-Son bonding than one might hope, but she wasn’t hoping for much per that regard, really. Just that they’d get along better than TLJ & Bingmei do -- which is thankfully a very low bar. It’s uh.. good for them? She thinks? Anyway, she likes Tianlang-Jun. They are acquainted. Y’know from the time Zhuzhi-Lang kidnapped her, but that’s an AU plot point to be discussed at a later date.

Having successfully navigated a normal(?)--for demons, probably?--conversation and leaving the monastery, Bingge and Shen Mei immediately have to contend with A Very Worried Elder Brother & Bingmei afterward. Oh no.

--anyway, this is all to say that Shen Mei was very serious when she said that if anyone gave Bingge trouble, then she’d handle it. She can’t hope to compete if things escalate, but she WILL stand between Bingge and Shen Qingqiu and chastise her brother for being Mean To Him. Which Bingge doesn’t. really. know what to do with.

He’s perfectly fine with starting a fight. Bingmei’s fine with a fight. Yet, there is a cute lil Ning Yingying yelling at her shizun for his sake??? Like, he has NO idea that they aren’t actually NYY & SQQ, so the impertinence on display is far more than he would have ever expected from the sweet, albeit air-headed Shimei he’d married. Everything is backwards.

It pisses him off. It hurts. It’s unfair.

Shen Mei only just barely prevents an altercation by throwing herself at Bingge and activating her rightful powers as a Little Sister™ (and like. an alternate version of one of his wives?) -- becoming a clingy, doe-eyed mess and begging really, really hard. Please don’t fight. I don’t want you to fight... I won’t let them bully you, okay? Q~Q

Which is simultaneously much more like the NYY Bingge knows & not. Frankly, Shen Qingqiu looks like he’s about to die, because that’s still his Actual Sister!!! Bingmei, on the other hand, is flummoxed and pretty offended. (NYY is gonna be on his shitlist for a hot minute, oops)

Ultimately, Bingge manages to reclaim his sword & fuCKING eSCAPES. Because he’s a loser and this is more Feeling than he can handle. He’ll be back, though. Eventually.

RIP to Shen Mei, who understands not what she’s done. Also, she prefers girls, so... trans!girl Bingge, let’s go.

[milfzatannaz]

my mom is sometimes unintentionally the funniest person alive bc why did she have me convinced for two years that Neil Gaiman has donated his sperm

[evilwickedme]

@supergirlboy is (somewhat unintentionally) the funniest person alive

[davekat-sucks]

I think you might be the funniest person alive, unintentionally

Hee hee! Thank you! Happy that I was able to give a smile and chuckle to someone.

[loathsome-little-creature]

The person who edits the al-quassam combat footage is either intentionally or unintentionally one of the funniest people alive

[invinciblelikeu]

everything i’m hearing about the video makes me realize even more that dream is unintentionally the funniest person alive 😭😭😭

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 130

My Heart Will Go On

“My Heart Will Go On”

Plot Description: Castiel tells Sam and Dean that Fate is very upset with the two of them and the only way they can stay alive is to kill her

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: that’s not fair. Fate shouldn’t be able toy with people like that. Just kill the guy, don’t do like five fake outs first. No.

Excuse me??? Why’s Ellen there?? She better be a figment of Bobby’s imagination, but that doesn’t exactly put me at ease either

“Accidents don’t just happen accidentally” Dean…how’s it feel to be the funniest person alive? And unintentionally?

Dean….how have you been in this line of work this long and are still THIS BAD at questioning people

Girl. Run. Copiers can be replaced….Fate put her keys under the copier, she knocked a vase of flowers on it as she came up, it started sparking and then her scarf got caught in the paper intake part and choked her……you should have ran, girl.

IM SO CONFUSED. HOW’RE YOU ALIVE??? You and Jo exploded after luring hellhounds to where you were

How do none of you know about the Titanic??? WHAT IS GOING ON??? Wait…the Titanic DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THIS UNIVERSE??? How much got rewritten?

Omg BALTHAZAR’s fucking up history. I’d like to see him vs the Doctor

Rude, Balthazar. I LOVE that movie. You can’t just take away one of my favorite movies because you don’t like it. Don’t like don’t watch, my guy.

Oh. Cool. The butterfly effect is what saved Ellen and Jo…for now

Ok but Dean driving a Mustang instead of an Impala isn’t the WORST fate

That is a LOT of blood. Ok but it’s a LITTLE funny that the jerk lawyer got hit by a bus with his own ad on it that says “justice matters,” Sam. Even if six seconds is too early to make jokes about it

I love that the boys still unironically think of themselves as nobodies who’ve never done anything big in the grand scheme of things, as though they didn’t start and stop the apocalypse. Thanks, Cas, for giving them a little perspective

Y’all are the dumbest motherfuckers alive sometimes. You let your guard down for one second after dogs almost attacked you, you walked between jugglers with flaming knives and hatchets, AND the dude with a faulty nail gun

Godddddddd…I forgot how much Castiel really does fuck up in this season. HE told Balthazar to unsink the Titanic.

Look. I hate tiktok speak as much as the next guy, but I’m sitting here crying because Sam just asked Cas if he killed 50k people (the decedents of the Titanic passengers who wouldn’t have survived the disaster but, because they rewrote history, did) to save him and Dean. And I think that is the actual definition of unaliving someone.

Hey, um, not only was that a LIE, Castiel, it wasn’t even a convincing one. Sure, it somehow fooled Dean, but damn…

“Been On My Mind…”: Nope. 4, I think

[fisherwill]

ive been watching that jeremy fragrance video since i reblogged it

[david-box]

Unintentionally funniest part of Steven universe was just how dead Rose Quartz is the entire show. They were never like "oh maybe she isn't alive??? Hm??? A mystery??" Like no. Rose quartz is dead, no part of her is alive except for the part thats part of Steven and that part is no longer rose quartz the person. Incidentally pink diamond is also dead. Incidentally incidentally they were the same person but still dead not hiding in a cave or still here as a spirit guide or a literal ghost or reincarnated with memories intact, no time travel to meet her, no necromancy, no cloning Steven's gem or her hair or something, no robotic replacement, no disembodied spirit stuck inside a journal or an object, nothing zada zilch nothing. She's ded.