#unifiedweirdnesstheorist

[cryptographic-catalyst]

@unifiedweirdnesstheorist

“DID YOU MISS MY SPECIAL BLEND OF TEA, FORDSY?

ROOIBOS, SWEETENED WITH A TINGE OF LIES?”

[nxtwhatheseems]

Name someone who’s failed you. What did they do wrong? How do you feel about them now?

— —★ “Rico and Jorge can all go eat s h i t. Everything they said was a lie. They told me they had my back. They said they’d show me the r o p e s, and I’d be a new member of the c r e w, but they didn’t do squat. They threw me to the wolves and watched without l i f t i n g a finger as I got my teeth beat in. Heh, I wouldn’t be surprised if they p a i d the guy to do that.” By this point, Stan’s hands were s q u e e z e d into tight fists and his body was trembling in a n g e r.  

Tragic Honest Ask Meme

[gravityfallspositivity]

@unifiedweirdnesstheorist is a FANTASTIC Ford! I love seeing their threads on my dash, and I can really hear Ford in their writing! They definitely deserve the attention.-anonymous

-anonymous 

[pyrxmidion-blog]

@unifiedweirdnesstheorist

“Don’t give me that look, Stanford. What is it?”

[cryptographic-catalyst]

“At least I’m capable of admitting I’m wrong.”

“AHHHH… THAT IS RICH, HEARING THAT FROM YOU.”He wipes away an imaginary tear. “TAKES YOU LONG ENOUGH ON A TOTAL.. AND LISTEN HERE AND LISTEN GOOD:I AM NEVER WRONG. THAT PRECISELY IS THE REASON, WHY I DON’T HAVE TO ADMIT IT.”

[cryptographic-catalyst]

🔮 (from me AND from @dalearmitage ;D)

“SIXER, YOU NEED TO MAKE TIME FOR YOURSELF AND MEDITATE OVER YOUR PROJECTS. LIFE SHOULD BE GOING WELL AND YOU SHOULD TAKE RESPONSABILITY TO SEE TO THE IMPROVEMENTS THAT COULD BE TAKEN FOR EVERYBODY.‘MIND OVER MATTER’ IS GOING TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE FUTURE.STAY FOCUSSED AND PATIENT WITH YOURSELF.” ( - Strength VIII )

“DALE… YOU HAVE A FLOURISHING BEGINNING COMING UP. YOUR CREATIVITY AND INSPIRATION ARE MAXED. THERE IS A HIGH PROBABILITY OF A… *smirks* VERY WELL STARTING OFF NEW JOB~”His eye narrowed smugly.“IT’S A VERY OPPORTUNE TIME TO SLOW- PACEDLY ENTERTAIN IDEAS OF FUTURE SUCCESS.” ( - Page of Pentacles )