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Vocivore, Ltd. (23 of 40?)

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Present (Friday, continued)…

“Bloody hell.”

Fidgeting with the stack of useless scouting photos on the dining room table, Detective Jones did not seem inclined to elaborate, so Emma could only sigh in agreement.

“Yeah.”

A moment later, Jones added,

“Stark raving mad, the both of you.”

“So do you understand a little better now? We had a chance, and had to take it.”

“Because the two of you are thought to be immune.”

“Or at least better protected.”

“And he couldn’t just kill the bastard on the first day because of a lack of weapons.”

“That, and Rumplestiltskin thought that, at close range, the monster might still be able to sense murderous intent even with our immunity.”

Jones remained silent for a long time, studying Emma’s face, though he seemed very far away. Feeling the need to justify their deception, Emma said,

“Do you see, now, why it had to be a secret? We weren’t sure how far the Vocivore’s emotion-sensing abilities extended, and now that we know for sure he’s watching on the security cameras, it’s even more important that people believe Killian is firmly under his control.”

“Hold on, back up a tick; what was that about security cameras?”

Emma grimaced. “Apparently, the Vocivore is watching us through security cameras; possibly even hacking into webcams. Oh, and his slaves’ collars have one as well. That’s why Killian had to… you know…”

She waved vaguely toward his chest. He raised an eyebrow and she made a face.

“He feels really bad about that. So do I.”

“Then you did speak with him? The other day, at the hospital?”

Emma squirmed in her seat, nodding. “Sorry.”

Jones sighed in resignation. “I suppose it’s safe to assume he had help in his escape?”

“Guilty. Don’t look at me like that. We have a plan that we think will work. I wouldn’t have let him go otherwise.”

“Care to fill me in on the details? And what makes you feel as if he’s not planning to come back?”

At her hesitation, he leaned forward and placed both hands on the table. “I’m a part of this now, Emma. Your ally. Maybe I can help. But you’ve got to tell me all of it.”

The relief of finally having a confidant, coupled with all of the exact expressions and mannerisms of her endangered husband, caused tears to leak from her eyes. She wiped them viciously away.

“Yeah, you’re right.” She sniffed. “Sorry. It’s just been hard, facing all this alone. And I’ve gotten used to the hiding. But if we had to trust someone with it, I’m glad it’s going to be you.”

Jones responded with a sad smile. She drew a huge breath.

“So. The rest of the story… and the plan.”

5 weeks ago, continued...

The blasted portal spat Killian out, not in the alleyway closest the sheriff station, as intended, but several blocks beyond that. He cursed quietly and staggered to his feet, hand pressed tightly to the wound in his side. Damn that Crocodile; Killian couldn’t imagine what he’d have to gain by sabotaging the portal, but he wouldn’t put it past him anyway.

The trek to the sheriff station was grueling, made twice as long by the fact that he was trying to avoid being seen. To hell with Rumplestiltskin’s plan; Killian wanted Emma’s healing before they reported the kidnapping.

In the middle of the day, however, that proved to be a major challenge. By the time he’d rounded the corner that would take him to the station’s door, his shirt was soaked with blood, front and back. He could even smell it, sickeningly evocative. But the scent was not the main contributor to the wild spinning of his head as he lurched along the sidewalk, now in plain view, using his hooked arm to steady himself against the outer wall of the building. There were exclamations from blurred faces, some garbled words that could only be offers of help. Killian continued forward with a dazed sort of determination. Emma. He had to reach Emma. She would heal him, and then it wouldn’t matter that he had forgotten what had happened or what he needed to tell her…

His shoulder crashing into the door kept him upright long enough to fumble the knob open with fingers dyed crimson. Some onlookers had their phones to their ears, pointlessly tying up emergency lines: he’d be healed in just a few more seconds. Killian followed the swing of the door inside with just as much of a parabola to his path; his hook, wrapped around the handle, supported most of his weight.

Emma waited just inside. She had David with her. Bloody hell; that wasn’t good.

“Swan,” Killian croaked. His voice sounded strange in his own ears. Emma clawed at his hand, trying to see…

The sudden, white-hot bolt through his side somehow brought the plot back with surprising clarity. And the lump in his throat was not fully attributable to pain as he blurted the horrific lie to his father-in-law. His best friend.

“They’ve taken her,” he gritted out. The corners of the room were growing dark, as if the boiling clouds of a Dark Curse were rising from the four walls. “I’m so sorry. They’ve taken Hope.”

Perhaps it was a mercy that the ashes consumed him then, sparing him the sight of David’s very real reaction.

*****

Floor.

Pain.

David.

A kidnapping?

“Lie back, Killian; you’re hurt.”

Swan?

“...she can’t heal you…”

Shit.

Medics.

Lies.

Were they lies?

Reassurances. A promise. So much guilt.

Ambulance.

Hospital.

Bloody hell.

*****

Killian had been feigning sleep for the past half-hour. Emma was there, sounding dazed as she interacted on his behalf with various visitors and medical staff. In between the phone calls, of course. Guilt gnawed at him for leaving her to deal with the chaos alone, but he feared the blasted drugs coursing through his veins would cause him to say something that would give the game away. Although, if he was lucid enough for that to be a concern, perhaps he could trust himself not to say something he would regret.

He had been mostly awake for Dr. Whale’s report to Emma: the physician had sounded confident that Killian would make a full recovery, as long as he could avoid infection. Apparently, the Crocodile’s blade had done no damage to any vital organs. Not that Killian would ever thank him for his precision.

Since then, Emma had been dealing with concerned friends anxious to begin the hunt for the allegedly kidnapped Hope. Impressive, how she handled it all. It sounded as if she had sent people to their house to search, not yet having heard the agreed-upon story that Killian would tell. Those eager volunteers would find no clues there, but it would keep them occupied and seem plausible enough of an effort that, in a real scenario, Emma could feel justified in keeping Killian company until he “woke up.” So much deception already, and it was only fated to get worse.

Finally, enough of a period of silence convinced Killian that he and Emma were alone. He shifted carefully under the covers and peeled his eyes open. Emma got to her feet, wearing a relieved yet concerned expression. After confirming that they were truly unsupervised, Killian indulged in a weary sigh, winced, and smiled sheepishly at his wife.

“What the hell?” she hissed.

Killian scowled and was immediately reminded of the cuts and bruises decorating his face. “The bloody Dark One took it upon himself to provide you with a genuine shock. Believe me, being gutted was not part of the plan.”

Now at his side, Emma brushed some hair from his forehead. “Thought he was trying to change.”

“Apparently, justifying stabbing an old enemy as ‘for his own good’ is exempt from Dark One Rehabilitation.”

He stretched, grimaced, then asked,

“What the bloody hell is going on with your magic? Did I not hallucinate the part where David told me you've lost your healing abilities?”

Emma made a face. “Nope, not a dream. Sorry.”

“Bloody awful timing,” growled Killian. “The Vocivore, do you think?”

“I can't think of any other reason. Regina, too,” she added to forestall his possible next question. She continued to stroke his hair. "How long have you been awake?"

"Long enough to hear the majority of Whale's self-important speech."

"So you know he wants you to at least stay overnight."

"Aye," he sighed. "Sorry, love; I didn't intend for you to have to handle the tumult on your own."

She shrugged. "It may be better this way. Less chance for either of us to give something away. Speaking of which... it might be time to start spreading the story." She raised an eyebrow at him. "Assuming we're still going through with this..."

"No question." Somehow, he managed to sound more determined than he felt. "After all, we can't allow the Crocodile to stab me for naught. It may simply take a bit longer before I’m capable of…” Killian swallowed and forced himself to finish the thought. “...Facing the monster’s attentions."

A skeptical Emma gave him a once-over, taking in the gruesome state of his face as well as the thick bandage on his side that was apparent even under the blanket. "Maybe we can work something out with Rumplestiltskin; send you back through and make him heal you."

Killian nodded sullenly. "It would be the least of what he owes me. Though we then run the risk of exposing our plot to everyone. Monster included."

"Hmm. We'll have to think about that one." She leaned down and placed a gentle, careful kiss on his forehead. "Need anything?"

"No thank you, love. I'll likely just sleep."

She nodded. "That would be good. I'll tell people it's the drugs."

Emma made sure his call button was within reach, gave him one more tender caress, and headed for the door.

"Good luck," called Killian after her.

Time for more lies.

[choisgirls]

rfa+ Saeran going to pride for the first time with with MC?

A/N: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH MY GUYS! THOUGH IT’S ALMOST OVER? (For where Ilive anyway, pride month is June! I heard some places celebrate in May??) I STILL WANTED TO TRY AND GET THIS OUTBEFORE THE END OF THE MONTH AAA ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG: Male!MC

               -You didn’t even tell him whatthis parade was for

               -All you said was “Do youwant to go to a parade with me”

               -And he was THERE

               -Parade? FUCK YEAH! Loves himsome parades

               -Fried food, bright colours, funbooths, cute floats? Yes yes yes!

               -You decided to just wait untilyou brought him to tell him what the parade was actually for

               -Though when the two of you gotthere, and he noticed literally everything was rainbow, he kind of pieced twoand two together…

               -HE WAS BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY!

               -Was actually really honouredthat you wanted to go to something like this with him?? Like you’re loud andproud about your relationship and that makes him giggle

               -Seeing all of the insaneoutfits was definitely fun for him!

               -HE SAW SO MANY NAKED (OR ATLEAST ALMOST NAKED) PEOPLE AND HE FELT SO AWKWARD

               -“MC… we… we don’t haveto be naked or anything for this.. right?” No baby it’s okay

               -AS RED AS COULD FUCKING BE WHENPEOPLE HANDED HIM CONDOMS

               -I know I said as red as couldbe, but that’s because you didn’t think he could get any redder. But oh, wereyou mistaken

               -He turned almost glowing redwhen he watched you just shoving the condoms in your pockets

               -“I’m not gonna just wastethese, Yoosung, that’s rude” OH MYGOD MC DON’T TALK LIKE THAT OUT LOUD

               -Was disappointed that he didn’tget to dress up or anything like that so you found a group of nice people withsome body paint and asked if they could do something for him!

               -Cutie walked around with acompletely rainbow painted face (yours matching) and could not stop takingpictures

               -10/10 sent any and all photosto the group chat, always talking about how much he loved you and this parade!

*ZEN: Male!MC

               -“MC! It’s the prideparade!”

               -Oh no

               -You’d love to go with him, ofcourse!

               -Your relationship is…. wellit’s absolutely perfect to the two of you but there are still those whoquestion it

               -His fans are practically splitin half between completely idolizing your relationship, and the other half justwanted Zen for themselves

               -So you were pretty afraid toattend pride like that, so out in the open, so…exposed

               -But he was a-okay with it

               -He didn’t care what others haveto say about the two of you???

               -Once the two of you actuallygot there though, it was a m a z i n g

               -People would recognize Zen leftand right and they would be so excitedthat he even showed up!

               -But when they saw the two ofyou holding hands, they practically exploded (in a good way)

               -THEY WERE SO ECSTATIC!

               -Their favourite actor is partof the LBGT+ community and they are HYPED

               -People are coming up frequentlyto congratulate the two of you on your beautiful relationship

               -He even sang a few love songsup on a few stages, loving as the crowds went wild!

               -The one thing he couldn’t standthough, was all the hateful protesting

               -He tried to ignore it at firstbut as the day went on he couldn’t stop himself from walking over and yell backat them

               -To prove a point, he pulled youinto a deep kiss- eliciting hundreds if not thousands of whistles and cheersfrom the crowd at the parade

               -You had to physically hold himback from fighting one protester though

*JAEHEE: Female!MC

               -“Jaehee! The prideparade’s coming up! We should go!”

               -P A N I C

               -She loves you and mostdefinitely isn’t afraid to tell you that, but…

               -She is afraid of others hatingher for it? She really dislikes confrontation

               -But you assure her that it’s acompletely safe space! It’s full of allies and others celebrating same sexlove!

               -Agrees to go along, and evendresses up to match you

               -The two of you have adorableshirts with unicorns on it that says “Squad goals���!

               -Embarrassed because she doesn’tuse slang like that but the two of you just looked so cute!

               -And honestly? Seeing all of thehappy couples expressing their love, the loud and proud people just enjoyingtheir time, thousands of colours and confetti everywhere; she’s in love

               -Like?? It’s a place?? Inpublic??? Where she can kiss you all she wants??

               -She does every now and then butshe’s still embarrassed the poor bby

               -L o v e s the booths!

               -Thinks it’s important tosupport those in the LGBT+ community who create works of art!

               -Honestly bought like 20 poundsin books solely because they look amazing and are by up and coming LBGT+writers (not to mention they all promised part of the proceeds go tocharities!)

               -She’s part of the RFA she feelsit’s like an unspoken duty of hers to do anything related to charities

               -SHE LOVES THIS PLACE SO MUCH

               -Lowkey wants to set up a boothnext year for your coffee shop

               -“It’s a good businessinvestment, MC” “You just want to come to pride again next year, youdon’t have to lie” “A GOOD! BUSINESS! INVESTMENT!”

*JUMIN: Male!MC

               - ah yes

               - jumin han does gay

               - im soRRY I COULDNT RESIST

               -He was kind of against going tothis parade

               -Not because it was for pride oranything but because he was just iffy about all the people

               -Does he really want to go andbe surrounded by thousands of people, all of them bumping against him??

               -Well one look into your puppydog eyes and the answer was yes, yes he did

               -You had to convince him toleave (most) of the body guards at home

               -There were a few that followeda moderate amount of distance behind but you caught them lowkey fawning overthe two of you when he would give you a quick kiss on the nose or squeeze yourhand

               -Honestly a few other coupleswould stop the two of you and tell you how cute the two of you were??

               -It would get Jumin so flusteredand you were SO THANKFUL because wow look at my cutie he’s adorable

               -If any protesters even thoughtabout something rude to you the bodyguards were there in an instant

               -You dragged Jumin along withyou as you looked at each and every booth, placing the beaded necklaces theygave out around his neck

               -The funny part is, he just letyou?? Like okay MC

               -At one point the necklacesstacked so high that you couldn’t see anything lower than his eyes

               -He didn’t want to disappointyou by taking them off so he left them until you noticed and laughed your assoff

               -Definitely took pictures beforeyou distributed most of the necklaces among the two of you and the body guards

               -“MC, do you thinkElizabeth would enjoy this rainbow collar?” “Juju that’s not forcats” “….Would you enjoy this collar?” JUMIN NOT IN PUBLIC

               -He saw some… interestingoutfits, to say the least

               -“Commoners are very…odd, aren’t they?” that’s rude

               -Saw someone walking theirpartner on a leash

               -The moment you saw him side-eyeyou, you jabbed him in the ribs with your elbow, eliciting a slight grunt fromhim

               -“Don’t even think about itpretty boy”

               -To get back at him for even thinking about walking you on a leash,you poured a ton of glitter over his head while he was looking at somemerchandise

               -Actually chased you through thelarge crowd, picking you up and spinning you before kissing you gently once hecaught you

               -People cheered because wow looky'all are so cute together

*SAEYOUNG:Female!MC/Pansexual!Saeyoung (LISTEN I CANT HELP BUT HC SAEYOUNG AS PANSEXUAL AAA)

               -You wanted to go in support ofyour friends!

               -But more than anything, youwanted to go and support your boyfriend!

               -He was pretty against going atfirst, because he was afraid of what people would think about him

               -It’s not like he advertisesthat he’s pansexual, so what would his friends think? Would they change theiropinions of him?

               -“Saeyoung, you just lovewhoever you love, it’s not as if gender truly matters, right? So why would ourfriends be against who you are as a person?”

               -That’s what got him thinking-you completely support him… so why wouldn’t his friends be supportive?

               -After all, they are supportiveof all his gender-swapped costumes….

               -You reminded him that he didn’thave to come out if he didn’t want to. A lot of people who are simply justAllies attend as well, no one would know how he fit into the community unlesshe told them

               -He had seen pictures of a fewparades before, and he noticed all the insane costumes people wear

               -So of course?? He had to go allout?? If he had to go, he might as well, right?

               -Completely decked out inrainbow body glitter, boxers with hearts all over them, and you even helped himput temporary hair dye to make it rainbow!

               -Honestly he was in love themoment the two of you showed up??

               -So many people dressed upinsanely without a care in the world, bright colours flying everywhere, peoplebeing loud and proud

               -His jaw honestly dropped at thesight of it all

               - Every time he saw a dogwearing a rainbow bandana he’s smacking your arm- you have bruises by the endof the day

               -He’s yelling, singing,laughing, and you haven’t seen him have this much fun in a while and you wereabsolutely loving watching him enjoy himself

               -“MC! Look! Look at howproud everyone is to just be themselves, isn’t it amazing?” he held yourhands and looked down at them, “I wish I had the confidence to be likethem. I don’t even know where to start!”

               -“Just do whatever makesyou comfortable and go at your own pace! Hey, you’re in a parade full ofstrangers you probably won’t see again, why don’t you come out to someone? Noone here is going to judge you!’

               -So he did! Actually, he didquite a few times! And he felt a m a z i n g

               -So good in fact, that he toldyou he was ready to tell his friends!

               -He spent the rest of his day atpride asking people how about their experiences with coming out, getting tipsabout the best way to do it, and getting nonstop support from tons of people!He felt so at home, the next week or so he was clinging to you, never knowinghow to fully thank you

*V: Female!MC

               -THIS BOY LOVES LOVE

               -Any and all love is beautifulfor him

               -So he’s super duper excitedwhen you suggest going to pride!

               -SUPER ALLIES, MC AND JIHYUN!

               -Honestly, all of the happypeople, bright colours, glitter, and especially all of the couples obviously inlove make him S O E C S T A T I C

               -He brings a backpack full ofbrand new SD cards for his camera, and he 10/10 believes he’s gonna fill themall

               -He asks people in the mostoutgoing outfits if he can take their photo, and he giggles at all of the posesthey do

               -Up close and personal to all ofthe floats to get pictures of every single detail

               -When he sees couples gettingcozy, he asks to take photos to celebrate their love!

               - v that can get a lil creepy

               -Always offers to take a photoon their phone for them as well so he seems less crazy

               -He’s pretty sassy when he wantsto be, if you didn’t already know

               -So when he sees protesters withsuch hatefulsigns, he takes it upon himself to fight back

               -He finds someone with extrasigns and holds them up proudly!

               -When people shout out hatefulthings, he gently asks them why they think that

               -Always talking to them soft andgentle, which confuses the hell out of all of them because?? They’re trying tobe hateful?? But this soft giant is talking to them so nicely???

               -Which THROWS THEM OFF SO MUCHMORE WHEN HE GETS SASSY WITH HIS COMEBACKS

               -It’s such a large difference indemeanor and even you’re thrown off guard

*SAERAN: Female!MC

               -He’s actually the one who askedyou to go to pride with him??

               -In private, he told you that hemight… have wanted to attend… to show support for his brother?

               -He’s really bad at showing hecares but he’s trying to do it bits at a time

               -But when Saeyoung brings it uphe acts like he’s against it

               -"Why the fuck would I wantto go to that, there’s going to be so many people there, I don’t wantthat”

               - but goes anyway

               -He didn’t want to really wantto dress up, but you convinced him to at least let you paint a small rainbowflag on his cheek (though it did take several days to do the convincing)

               -He was really grumpy at first,being dragged to and fro either by you or his brother

               -Having to squeeze through halfnaked, loud, or already morning-drunk people

               -Started to really regretattending until he saw how much fun his brother was having?

               -He had never seen Saeyoung thisrelaxed in his life and he silently decided he could put up with all of it forhim, just this once

               -The two of you enjoyed visitingall of the booths though

               -At every booth, you get a  couple of bead necklaces

               -Saeran put them all on. All ofthem. All of his, all of yours, all of Saeyoungs.

               -Completely covered in beadnecklaces, and he l o v e s i t

               -If you ask for some to wear youjust get this look from him- not a glare, but a kind of look that screams“don’t even think about it”

               -He also demanded ice cream asmuch as possible

               -You tried so hard to cut himoff but he just didn’t. stop.

               -Saeran pls there are 47 icecream wrappers in my pocket p l e a s e

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