#unfortunately maul

[royalarchivist]

Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]

Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.

Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.

Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0

[the-ladyguinevere]

This was the product of a 45 minute talk with my gf @sylvanvixen. You get no further context, but may reblog with roasts or disagreements.

[lemurblog]

random character i love: tammy. i just think she's neat. i love that kj has a heated rivalry with a pageant mom (thereby casting himself as an equal pageant mom) and she is openly ready to wipe the floor with him, the KING, with malice and satisfaction. then later randomly moms him and shows him her kind side that her own son rarely gets to see. i also love that she got in a physical brawl with clover and was capable of wiping the floor with her too. she brings that "worthy match" energy that is much needed from the kingdom. that's so inch resting. i love you tammy. and i love your tender romance with your man. and i love your problematic but earnest relationship with your son

[mantisgodsdomain]

Finished Slay The Princess.

Final order of princesses: The Stranger, The Damsel, The Moment of Clarity, The Prisoner, The Wounded Wild

Final number of princesses killed: Somewhere between 0 and 0.5

Final number of princesses slain: 0

Out of all of the Princesses, The Beast ranked at #1 enthusiasm from the liveblog chat and #7 (out of 7) at amount of coherent commentary made. #1 comment across all routes was "women" from all members of chat. Had a lot of fun doing it. We are really, really bad at slaying princesses.

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

This week’s episode brought me more joy than you can possibly imagine

[circle-around-again]

Wow I miss maul posting so much

[luneariann]

Starting to fear for my safety

[nedlittle]

forerunner for my most irritating trait is that i was spoiled by the metro in shanghai so whenever i'm in toronto and have to take the ttc i act like an undercover prince desperately who wants to appear normal but has only ever traveled anywhere by horse-drawn carriage

[mnonep]

Hopefully I'm not too late but I did the dialogue meme as well o3o)7 such a fun and cool template by cereovo!!

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Theyre going to think I like canon and purely canon if I keep going on like this

[orphic-predilection]

our flag means death modern au where everyone is the same except izzy is ed’s pissy pet chihuahua who was not trained as a puppy and now ed carries him around in a big ass mom purse everywhere and izzy bites the shit out of everyone on the subway

[toxooz]

maybe im projecting but i feel like Ollie would have a FUCKING HUGE monstera plant in his house thats taking over his living room

[naurasweetarudesu]

I actually just chatting with this Skarloey AI for shit and giggle. But then i began to vented about my cat's death.

And i really appreciated it. Thank you, Skarloey.

[aces-to-apples]

What i want: more din/maul fics

What i can't write: din :/

[cordycepsbian]

we think we would be having an easier time as artificer if we didn't have "attempting to fight a king vulture with no weapons" levels of hubris just because we can bite things

[size-two-shrimp]

I still think that Minos and V2 would be friends.