#unfortunately it is fatal

[sleepboysummer]

penny and ezra lamb are like violet and klaus baudelaire if they were evil

[sketchingstars03]

*sigh*… chat hear me out…

[faxxmodem]

[butchcaseyjones]

i would sell my soul to see more moxie/ellington fanart

after all that they deserve to be wholesome lighthousecore lesbians

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #26

Top two will make it into the bracket

Songs below the cut

The Mountain King - Villain: The Evil King (Just from the video thumbnail this looks intriguing and terrifying at the same time)

That's Not How the Story Goes - Villain: Count Olaf

Whatcha Playin'? - Villain: The Collector

The World Revolving - Villain: Jevil

Queen - Villain: Queen

Noodles Can't Be Beat - Villain: Colonel Noodle

Ai to Nikushimi no Saga - Villain: Sirius Tenrouin

Spider's in the House - Villain: Harumi

Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy - Villain: The Dark Wizard Zargothrax

Soy Sauce for Geese - Villain: Geese Howard

[nombitenary]

Digestion ending for @cicada-sized’s Ozzy (under the cut!)

Looks like he was a little too tasty to let go… but don’t worry! Chris looks like he’s found him a lovely place to rest, all sealed up from the world and the light… trapped within seeming miles of digestive tract…

…maybe you should be a little worried, come to think.

[snootlestheangel]

A Bittersweet Of Earthly Things moment

@stuffireadandenjoy @deeptrashwitch

*somewhat inspired by some real life events lately* *pains of working at an animal shelter*

Soap getting called to help the team secure a loose Cerberus. Eventually they trap it and manage to get it into one of the trucks. She's a super sweet pit mastiff mix, with dusty brown fur and gold eyes that have perfected puppy eyes.

But she's sick. Like really sick. Constant diarrhea and coughing. Somethings clearly very wrong, and to Ghost, it's very clear she's dying.

And Soap seems to know this too, and it's a trait Ghost didn't know humans possessed: to sense when the life is leaving a being.

And Soap spends her last few hours with her, taking turns putting each of her three heads in his lap, giving scratches behind all the ears, letting her lick peanut butter off a spoon.

She passes in his arms, and he sits there holding her for another minute.

And it's when he gets up to properly handle the body, that Simon sees he's crying. Not a lot, just a few tears. Enough to show he cared, and he felt angry with the world for letting such a beautiful creature get so sick.

And maybe it's this care, this compassion, for living beings that makes Ghost fall just a bit more in love with this strange little human.

[the-cookie-of-doom]

The alpha greets Kinn with Kim at his side, a possessive hand on the back of his neck forcing Kim to keep his head bowed. He gnashes his teeth against the radiating command of submit, submit, submit. He refuses to look at his brother, even when he hears Kinn’s sharp inhale. 

Oh, Kim is certain he makes quite a shocking sight. His alpha has been kind enough to allow him pants for this meeting, a pair of filthy days-old sweats that still stink of his heat. The rest of his body is left bare. Every last mark on his body—the bruises sucked and beaten into his flesh, the scratches raked into his skin—is on display. And the crowning jewel—the still-healing bite in Kim’s neck, too high to even think of hiding it, barely scabbed over and flushed an angry red. 

“Kim—” 

The alpha digs his claws into Kim’s nape and he snarls, jerking in the unforgiving grip. He’s half-feral with fury and doesn’t care at all about the sticky warmth now dripping down his spine. 

“Thank you for the gift,” the alpha says smoothly, dragging Kim into his side. He fights it, digging his own claws into his palms. He will not submit. “Not as docile as an omega should be, but it was a pleasure to break him in nonetheless.” 

Kinn, forever wearing his heart on his sleeve, stands there struck dumb. Kim wants to yell at him, to demand he do something, say something, anything other than stand there, his silence an admission of his weakness. But Kim, trembling beneath the force of fury and fear and that fucking command, pulsing through their bond, can’t force the words to come. 

“I believe we have business to discuss,” Kinn finally manages, a small relief, even if his voice is tight with barely restrained horror and hatred. 

“Yes. Let’s find somewhere more comfortable. Come along, darling.”

As if Kim has a choice. He’s led by neck as the alpha turns on his heel and begins walking down the hall. Is it a deliberate choice to pass the room where Kim was forced to spend his heat, the thick, cloying scent of it still wafting out as they pass? It must be. Kim feels the charge in the air, Kinn’s hackles rising. 

Kinn wants to kill him. The alpha that has taken what does not belong to him. He wants to protect his pack. Kim wants to tell him it’s too late for that. Years too late. Their father ensured a long time ago that there was nothing left to protect Kim from, no torment he’s been spared. Nothing he hasn’t learned to endure, just as he will continue to endure this. 

Kim catches Kinn’s eyes only long enough to shake his head. Slowly, so that his brother will understand. 

What’s done is done, he wills his brother to understand. Kim has already sacrificed himself to his brother’s cause. If Kinn ruins it all now in the name of hollow vengeance—it will have all been for nothing. The violation, the mutilation, a bite mark in his flesh that will scar into an unbreakable bond, forever tying him to this thing that is less than a man. Kim needs his sacrifice to be worth it. 

This alpha will get what’s coming to him someday. Kim will make sure of it. But when that day comes, it will be his hand that delivers the killing blow. It’s the least of what he’s owed.

[emmettverhoogen]

thinking.

canonically, esmé never killed (or lemony who never investigated enough to let it implied in the texts) anyone with her own hands in the same way as olaf who has his fingerprints all over wherever he touches. but lemony insists she is as dangerous and wicked as count olaf.

there’s the quagmire fire mystery (or coincidence), but I don’t think esmé killed them to get the sapphires because she was basically in the same position mr. poe was with the baudelaire fortune after their parents died. I like the thought and theory though

there’s olivia, who died primarily because of esmé’s disinterest to see olaf sharing attention with somebody else, but there’s nothing other than the word of the carnival freaks that (legally, I guess, I don’t know, that’s a shower thought) links esmé to olivia’s death because esmé didn’t actually push her into the pit with her own hands.

there’s the baudelaire fire, but again, I don’t think she set that fire, and I’ll write a fic about it later, and as far as I remember lemony never let it be understood that he suspected esmé’s involvement in this fire.

so… what exactly did esmé do or is capable of doing to be considered as cruel as olaf?

I like the thought of her with her own gloved hands killing jacques in the vile village, although the biggest rival and the one who took the blame to the grave was olaf.

if jerome survived the hotel fire along with esmé, did she kill him soon after just to burn files that could compromise her in the future? did she seduce, buy, and kill more inconvenient people in the past?

that’s something I’d like to know in a new lemony book. just a mention of the crimes of esmé ??? to give me an idea of how a threat she is without olaf and the orphans in the way

or perhaps I’ll have to keep working on my own headcanons

[8-rae-rae-8]

I will make my GravesRoach obsession YOUR PROBLEM

[angrybatart]

If you were a cyborg, what sort of modules or attachments would you have?

Examples: Solar panel arrays, modular exoskeleton, bioreactor, etc.

Hmm....not really something I ever really thought about. Growing up, I wasn't super into robots. Probably because Mecha Godzilla scarred me a little watching him hurt Goji and friends really bad. (Also wasn't until Portal 2 where I started to appreciate robot characters a little more.)

But I'd have to say all I'd want (if it counts as a module) is a laser eye like Kano.

Cooking made easy. And if I don't like someone? Melt their face off. Actually, I probably shouldn't even be allowed to have this power because I've been told that I have this death stare. Lol

[octahedral-chaos]

My body has forsaken me, The Ones From Above has cursed my form, Their wraith is very apparent.

(AKA I am sick)

~ 💫 [Umbro]

[marchmay-may]

Goddess of Light, Hylia's own spirit reborn, princess Zelda of Hyrule.

100 years of loneliness, 100 years of seperation, 100 years of sacrifice pale in comparison to what lies ahead of you.

How much are you willing to do to protect your people? To fulfill your destiny?

Destined for loneliness. Destined for separation. Destined for sacrifice.

[asoue-blog]

•• Headcanon about Georgina Orwell ••

She, like other characters, has the VFD tattoo but wears her classic boots to cover up that indicator that she was once related to VFD.

[napalm-death]

Watched two movies last night (the substance, hostel) and like… both fucking sucked The substance (to me) felt very hamfisted and I feel like we’ve seen this movie multiple times before (the idea of youthfulness, etc) and also the fact that it was 2 and a half hours long (😭) Hostel was bad just generally. I haven’t seen it up until now bc I didn’t gaf and knowing Eli Roth directed it means that there’d be like 1 billion gay jokes. I think it’s okay that they were tortured in Slovakia actually

[shadow-schemer]

Benefits of dying to a mini-boss and major boss 20+ times: Their movesets become so ingrained into your brain that the moment they appear as normal enemies your monkey brain activates, not from fear but from an established rivalry, as you begin dodging and attacking with ease