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Sommelier Reviews Jeppson's Malört (Holiday Special!)

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“Who else would be enjoying this? People deeply in love enjoying each others company”

👀 is this why Crowley and Aziraphel drink Chatteunuef-de-papes?

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"Tastes Like the Casual Cruelty of the Universe"

“Tastes Like the Casual Cruelty of the Universe”

Prescott Vanmeyer III, aka unemployedwineguy, tries Everclear:

[forgottenbones]

Fireball Cinnamon Whisky Review: Like A Cinnamon Kick To The Junk

Very popular with people who have no idea what a whiskey is supposed to taste like!

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Four Loko Watermelon & Gold Review: Wow!

It's like liquid Ritalin! Mixed with Coca-Cola! And the old-time Coca-Cola that had cocaine in it!

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White Claw Black Cherry Review

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Mickey's "Fine" Malt Liquor Review

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El Jolgorio Ancestral Coyote Review: Excellently Expensive

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Château Husson Châteauneuf-du-Pape Valentine's Day Review

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Sam Adams Utopias Review: Wait...A 28% Beer??! 🤯

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Big Tex Pickle In Chamoy Review: It's Kind Of A Big Dill

[forgottenbones]

Here's Your Everclear Review, Damnit!

What does it taste like? It tastes like pain, it tastes like the casual cruelty of the universe, it tastes like the indifference of the abyss...

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Reposted from @unemployedwineguy Shot through the heart, and Abby’s to blame. Unlike her, this rosé gives love a GOOD name. 🥂❤️ @UnemployedWineGuy @HamptonWater https://www.instagram.com/p/CMo-F4xH5vs/?igshid=1rxgwc5nkrrzk