#uneddited

[teethingpains]

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He was still amazed he was even here, driving to not only meet The Mr Edwards, but to be his apprentice! It was all so surreal. Yet it was his work that had brought him here, and it must have been good enough or he wouldn't have been accepted for the position. The countryside around him painted such a beautiful picture. Trees to his left, to his right sweeping fields dipping into the valley, climbing up again and fading into the hills. He wanted to stop right there and capture it all in paint, but he was due to meet Mr Edwards at 12 o'clock, and he was not going to be late.

tagging (with no pressure to do this) @birdblacksocialclub and uuuh, and VC people that want to do this that haven't already

[loverwithalittledagger]

Day 1: Leather

macgyver/murdoc

The music pulsed around him as Mac dances his body brushing up against the other bodies in the club. The dim lights and loud music add an almost hypnotic feeling to the night.

Hands brush up against his back with just a little more force and attention then a accidental brush. He tips his head back, sliding his body closer, the movement slides the hands down to make contact with the strip of bare skin right below the smooth leather of his vest - the touch is cool and yet it feels burning hot at the same time, the feeling of physical contact against exposed skin sends a shiver through his spine.

As the figure behind him continues to brush his hands along the curve of his sides, they both pull close together until Mac's back is flush with the front of the figure's chest moving in sync with each other and the beat.

The hands at his waist guide him towards the edge of the dance floor, pulling both figures slightly behind a wall and away from prying eyes.

MacGyver wiggles out of the grip of the gloved hands, spinning around within them to kiss the figure that's been teasing him for the last few songs, instantly reeling back as the face of a man who's tried to kill him multiple times snaps into his vision with horrifying clarity.

"What the hell, Murdoc?" / "Oh, fuck" As MacGyver jerks back, leather clad body slipping free from the grasping hands at his sides, he realizes Murdoc is doing the same thing, slamming his head against the wall in his shock.

Murdoc, ever quick on the uptake, regains his footing first, gloved hand shooting out to catch himself against the wall, "Well well, if it isn't the boy genius." His eyes quickly flash over MacGyver's body, a practiced glance meant to assess every threat and catalog it quickly, although to Mac the gaze feels red hot, stripping him down bare in front of his enemy. "What'll it be Angus? Fighting's so boring and think of all the collateral danger to these innocents all around us…I can think of a better use of our time."

Mac can feel his fash flushing as he realizes exactly what Murdoc is suggesting. He swallows nervously, his mouth suddenly dry as he tries to think, Murdocs eyes snap to his throat catching the movement and cataloging it hungrily as MacGyver casts his eyes around trying to find some weapon, some anything that will let him turn this into a fight, something so he could argue later that he really did struggle and try, something so he could claim that he didn't fold like a turned on leaf desperate to feel those gloved hands against his body again.

"Oh fuck you Murdoc" he breaths out, surging forward to close the gap in a searing kiss. Murdoc's hands cool and soft in the gloves grab at his waist, pulling him closer and he feels them roam up and down his back, dipping teasingly into his waistband before pulling away again. Each movement was setting Mac's mind alight and sending heat pooling down lower.

[eebie]

Stop this now!!!!!

[dark-romance-yan]

Can I please have Yandere Aalto x reade headcanon?

Yandere Aalto Headcanons

A/N; Hiya, I'm super glad you asked for Aalto HCs because I love this character so much. The duo of him and Encore is just chefs kiss. But sidenote, apologies for taking like over a week to upload this. Thanks for your request! Also I may add to this later.

Warnings: Blackmail, manipulation, non-consensual relationship, NSFW HCs (There will be a warning before), Praise, degradation, possessiveness, isolation. UNEDDITED

Let me know if I missed any warnings :)

Aalto knows everything about you, of course, he is the best information broker around so it'd be shameful for him to not know every detail of your life when you're all he cares about (except for Encore).

He gets to know your family before you even realize. Building a strong connection to your family saying how Aalto is so sweet and considerate for giving them all sorts of information ranging from how best to take care of a plant to the best pharmaceutical advice when it comes to their health issues. And all he would ask for in return from them is some details about you, like your favorite flower or meal. Once he got closer with your loved ones, he'd start asking for a meal to share with him and Encore which leads into him being invited fairly often to family dinners and get togethers.

Your family would also bring up how adorable his relationship with Encore is, he'd make a great father one day wouldn't he? Make such a great spouse. He could take care of you because have you heard how much money he makes from some of his deals? Aalto this, Aalto that, Aalto would be on your mind and he would never leave it. Just like he wanted.

But if your family trying to get the two of you together doesn't work then he'll use his backup plan, blackmail you. Any information about you that's dark and humiliating enough to ruin your career and connection with your loved ones is ready for him to use against you. He didn't want to resort to this, but you just wouldn't listen to your family about how perfect he is. But he does find the look of pure embarrassment and fear on your face as he reveals what he knows, oh you're so cute. The way tears brim the corners of your eyes, pupils dilate and cheeks flush, its so adorable that he pulls you right into his arms, petting your hair and whispering how it's better this way. Besides it's not like you can pull away, that would be violating your agreement and Aalto doesn't take kindly to that.

The overall agreement he makes with you is that you become his loving, loyal and affectionate partner. But never tell anyone about this deal, otherwise all of your secrets will be revealed. And of course, you agreed to this because being his partner can't be bad right?

The relationship would start off sweet and cute, one that many other couples would adore and envy. He'd be such a gentleman, get along well with your family, take you on the most memorable of dates with gorgeous views and delicious food. He knows all the best spots. Whenever he'd return home from a job, he'd bring you flowers or another gift he'd get as payment from one of his clients. He wouldn't push you into being physically affectionate with him until you were ready, only asking for kisses after dates and handholding. He wanted you to be affectionate with him on your own terms, to kiss him or let him hold you because you wanted to. Because you felt the desire for him. However, he'd pull you into a hug and pepper kisses on your face and hand whenever he couldn't help himself. He'd wait for you to give him affection but he can hardly restrain himself when he could finally call you his. And bonus, Encore is always fun to have around and he'd adore how well you two would get along although he'd get a little jealous if Encore is stealing all your attention. Frequently, the two would get into playful fights over who gets to spend time with you. And more often than not, Encore would win to Aalto's demise.

But as time passes, Aalto would start to isolate you. He'd cancel plans with your family, acting like its your fault and he has to take care of you so he seems like the kindest significant other. That family dinner you were supposed to go to on Friday? Oh sorry, you can't make it because you're feeling ill, but in reality you were perfectly healthy. He'd do this so much that your family stops inviting the two of you to meetings and meals so it's just the two of you more often. He'd even do this with your friends.

If anyone got suspicious of this new behavior of yours then Aalto would either flash his charming smile and send them right on their way or blackmail them too. Afterall, you can get people to do whatever you want with the right information.

You stay inside almost all of the time because Aalto fears the thought of you getting hurt by a TD or some bandit, and he wants to be the only one to see you. To be with you. (of course with exception of Encore.) It's just better this way. You're safe and have everything within your home, at least to everything you could reach. Oh, you didn't think he would simply just trust you wouldn't leave the house when he's gone, did you? He's not stupid. Which is why you have a chain on your ankle attached to the floor. The chain is long enough so you can access every place you need in the house such as the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom and another room you use for your hobbies. If Encore asks about the chain then Aalto would be honest, it's for your safety. You can't protect yourself from the big scary world and you're just so naive that you'd wonder out by yourself.

While Aalto would prefer for you to stay home where it's safe, he'd still take you out on dates or even just to play outside with Encore. But you would never leave his sight.

----NSFW HC----

Poor man can hardly find time to be alone with you. It's either he has too many demanding clients or Encore is home. So he has to wait until the perfect opportunity arises when he has cleared out his schedule and Encore is gone on a safe mission or hanging out with friends. And this often does come often but not enough for his liking.

He loves to spoil you with expensive and sexy lingerie, bringing home multiple shopping bags just full of different sets. He would spend most of his money on spoiling you but then make up for it by taking extra jobs. He'd even buy several of the same set but in different colors. He would be adoring you and praising you for putting on a little fashion show for him as you try on each set he bought you. You wouldn't even finish the show for him because he'd have you go back and put back on lingerie you've already shown him over and over again. "The blue brings out your eyes but try on the red one again, I think that really brings out your...assets." Then when you wear one he claims as his favorite (mans has like fifty favorites), fashion show is cut off early because he throws you onto the bed and sees how you look in different positions with it.

Aalto has a breeding kink in the sense he has a primal and possessive urge to fill you and possess you by filling you to the brim with his seed. He loves the thought of seeing your belly swell up with his kid. But he doesn't want kids yet.

He loves the thought of it but he doesn't want it to actually happen. At least not yet. He already has a responsibility for Encore and she steals so much of your attention that if another kid were added to the mix then he would never have time alone for you. Note, he classifies as spending one whole day alone with you as hardly any time with you. Maybe in future when Encore is older or he has so much money that he doesn't have to focus on his job anymore.

He loves to mark you up with love bites and hickies. He mostly does this right before the two of you go on a date, making them in the most visible places possible. He'd make it a point to mark your neck down to your collarbone and even add one or two to your chest/breasts if you wore an outfit that showed off that area. If you wore a skirt he'd mark up your thighs too, fighting with his urges to go down on you while doing so. He'd smirk at whatever passerby noticed the marks on your body, absolutely reveling as it was so obvious you're his despite your possible grievances with this.

He can not make up his mind on whether or not he wants to praise or degrade you. He'd go from calling you his good girl to his naughty slut within a span of thirty seconds.

[whumble-beeee]

i think you should post the high stan thinh

tbf i am also currently.omw to drumk

yoy should post it tho

🌿🚫 anon

Yeah this is the right vibe I'll post the drabble here, sure

Man This Edible Ain't Shiiiiiiii~~ (*enters warp space*)

(Aka the thing I wrote while extemely high from the perspective of a character who was drugged and kidnapped. Completely uneddited. Enjoy.)

(Un)Official Guide Masterlist

Content: mentions of kidnapping/violence, noncon drugging, extremely jarring tense changes and POV shifts, y'all this is terrible lmao

(This would take place during chapters 16 and 17... with any luck I'll be posting 17 tomorrow <3)

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Deafening roar in the ears. All encompassing. Almost as they they were cotton. Pressure. Pressure everywhere, pressure in the jaw, slow motion, pressure pressing in on all sides, you're not even sure if it's good or bad, but. Can't remember. Spacing out. Coming in. Scared you fainted? You're sitting just as normal. When did you eyes close?

You don't know.

Time lost.

When did that last song end?

Everything is so slow but it's disappearing so fast. Eyes heavy. Someone laughing. Augh. Losing time. Can't focus. He should run. He should escape. He want out. Can't get out. Help.

Home home home home home home home home home. Home home home home.

Woah. Excessive. Body feel numb body full. Dark dark dark. Not bad though. Not good? Who can even know anymore?

Like floating. Except you can feel so heavy and painful the way your body contacts the real world. Hallucinating? Synth music? Doesn't hurt though. At least. Can't really move though. He can make the conscious thought to move, but then it just disappeared. As if he passed out. Is that what immediate memory gaps feel like? He can't remember.

 He does want food though. He'd heard of munchies when you're high, and that mixed with the hunger he'd felt after not eating for two days straight created a different sort of terrifying monster.

Can't pay attention. Losing to the sands of time. Eyelids heavy. Ungrounded

Just sleep. Blackout. Eepy. Go sleep. Easier. Easier. Easier. Easier. Easier. Easier. 

Want away. Want sleep. Conversation? Woah. Should lie down. But he I can't. Strapped in. Scared. He will hurt me don't do it he will hurt me.

Sludge. Pressure. Pressure. Pressing in. Relax. It'll be okay. Help help help. Help help help help help help help let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Just open the door just do it Holy shit get me out if here Holy shit Holy SHIT augh throat weird drugged drugged drugged. 

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(So yeah that's what's happening in Stan's head while Declan is off threatening cops and almost getting hit by cars lmao. And yep that's the end. Except for Stan it's just going on forever and always. Poor buddy.)

[survivingcollegeonefanficatatime]

unit 3 baby

just as uneddited as everything else. I'm tired.

Ahsoka rocked on her feet for a moment, her arms tucked across her chest. She worried about her lip for a moment before she spoke. “Look, I have a good excuse this time,” she explained

“For yet another last minute lecture?” Rex gave the little padawan the flattest look she’d ever received 

“In my defense, I had an exam less than a ten-day ago and I’ve got another one already! I didn’t have TIME to set up a class!” Ahsoka insisted, rocking forward to stand on her toes. Rex raised an eyebrow. “And I only have a few days until the final! I have five days until my final and one day until my next exam. I know we’ve got a campaign coming up but I still have classes!” 

“Alright, Commander, we can do a lesson. Most of the boys are busy preparing for our next deployment right now, that includes myself. I'll see who’s available, but it’ll be a small class this time, most of the boys will be sad they missed it.” Rex sighed and rolled his shoulders as he relented.

“That’s alright!” Ahsoka announced “I’ll record it for them!” her captain could only shake his head as she smiled.

In the end, Jessie, Kix, and Echo had shown up, although they’d been forced to take a room near medbay to compensate for the chaos of getting ready for the campaign.

“Alright, we're dealing with animals! And how they work”Ahsoka chirped “all animals are similar in terms of how they exchange materials, obtain energy, synthesize complex molecules, detect and respond to signals and reproduce themselves. There are differences in the overall systems but they do those things. There’s a general pattern which goes, "cell, tissue organ, organ system.”

Kix muttered under his breath “cells make up tissues which make up organs which make up organs systems” 

“Yeah, exactly. You’re probably going to know a lot about this unit already Kix because it’s a lot of stuff that’s fairly useful for medical… uh medical stuff” Ahsoka amdited, the clone in question nodded

“Well that just means I can help you memorize it all.” The pair smiled and Jessie gave Kix a playful shove.

“Do you know the four tissue types Kix?”

“Uh, whas it muscle, nervous, epithelial, and connective?”

“Yup!!”

Echo muttered ‘show off’ under his breath, but refrained from saying anything further on the topic 

“I know what each tissue does too. Muscle tissue is for movement, nervous dose signaling, epithelial dose transport and connective tissue is weird because it includes stuff you think of as connective tissue, and also blood and stuff like that.” 

“Right again Kix, do you know what a normal temperature, heart rate, and blood pressure is?”

“Stop asking questions only Kix knows the answer too.” Echo muttered

“Really, I’m supposed you don’t know that one Echo, seems like the bit of random information you’d have,” Jessie admitted

“Yeah, I do know it, but the question was directed to Kix and I wouldn’t be surprised if most of us don’t know these things, even though we’re supposed to.”

“I do know them!” Jessie insisted

“Wanna answer the question for me then?” Kix called, cutting off the argument at its head. 

“Oh yeah sure, uhh average resting body temperature is 35-28 or 95-100 depending on the temperature scale, resting heart-rate is 60-100 BPM, and blood pressure is about 120/80, for humans at least, I think we have a slower resting heart-rate, and blood pressure, and I’m not sure at all about togruta, but I’m sure Kix knows.”

“It’s in your file, Commander, I make it a point to read all the medical files of every species on the ship.”

“This class is on Naboo so we’re focusing on humans and gungans, but I’ve got the gungan stuff memorized since it was easier than humans.” Ahsoka admitted. “Anyways, we’re going to cover the heat exchange now. There's four ways to exchange heat with the environment: radiation, evaporation, conduction, and convection. The first two are easy but conduction and convection is something I mix up a lot, conduction is heat exchange through direct contact whereas convection is a transfer of heat through a fluid, so air or water or something like that.” 

“Ah, I’m afraid I don’t really have a good mnemonic to help with that one, I just sorta had to practice it.” Kix admitted

“Yea, I was afraid of that, anyways there’s something called countercurrent exchange which is a fairly easy concept to understand. They put two blood tubes next to each other and have one carrying the warm blood, and another has cold blood so the warm blood constantly cools. It can be used for other stuff as well, like for transfer of oxygen. Do you know the fluids in human blood?”

“Yeah” Kix cut in before anyone could “extracellular fluid, plasma, and intercellular fluid, you’ve got those liquids two, Commander, the extracellular fluid is outside, and has plasma and interstitial fluid, intracellular fluids are separated by cell membranes. Blood is also made of red blood cells or erythrocytes, white blood cells leukocytes, and platelets”

“That's true, although the details about blood cells are coming later. For now we cover the fluids and now we talk about fish, freshwater fish do not drink because they’re in a hypotonic environment, and the saltwater fish drink seawater because they’re in a hypertonic environment.”

“Which one are gungans?”

“Well… they live in oceans, but they’re amphibious so… neither?” Ahsoka shook her head “anyways next lecture.”

“Next lecture already?”

“This unit has both the easiest and most complex stuff in the class, or at least, the easiest and most complex stuff so far.” 

“So what’s this chapter on?”

“Circulatory system tms, an open circulatory system as hemolymph, and what happens is that the creature basically dumps their blood into body cavities. It's got a low energy requirement but it also means they can't direct blood to specific areas. Blood is a connective tissue, as Kix mentioned previously, but it's got nutrients that wastes oxygen and carbon dioxide. Arteries carry blood away from the heart, veins carry blood towards the heart, so arterie away is a good way to remember it! Capillaries are exchange sites so blood can flow through a tissue or organ.” 

“Arterie away is a great way to remember it, I didn’t think of that” Kix admitted, and Jessie and Echo cheered. Causing Ahsoka to blush as she continued. 

“Single circulation vs double circulation, in single circulation which happens for fishes has a heart with a single filling chamber and a single exit chamber, the filling chamber is atrium and the exit is the ventricle, I need to remember that for later. Anyways in double circulation which is crocodilians, birds, and mammals, has four chambers and two circuits, the pulmonary and systemic circulation, amphibians and most reptiles have an intermediate type of circulation so it’s a mix of both, I’d bet this is what gungans have, but I’m not entirely sure.”

“Are you not going in depth on gugnans?”

“To be honest, we’re not going that in-depth about any species, the only reason I even know what applies to humans and what's generalized for mamilains is that everyone ends up learning a little human biology by proxy. Besides, there’s a lot of debate about the taxonomy of nonhumans…. Anyways this is where we get to the parts of blood Kix, wanna help me with this?”

“Sure commander!”

“There’s 55% what in blood?”

“Plasma”

“And 44%?”

“Erythrocytes, or red blood cells.”

“The two remaining ones are both less than one percent.”

“Leukocytes, white blood cells, and platelets.” 

“Perfect!” Ahsoka chimed and the other two clones muttered that Kix was a show off and huffed in playful faux irritation. Kix preened despite himself and continued right along.

“Platelets stick to each other and broken vessels to make a plug if there’s a hole, and thrombocytes are intact cells used in formation of blood clots but those are other vertebrates not humans, well, it depends, Togruta have platelets.” 

“While you’re showing off, do you want to go over the path blood takes in the heart?” 

Kix smiled wryly “of course, deoxygenated blood goes to the superior and inferior venae cavae, and then to the right atrium, then to the right AV valve, then the right ventricle, semilunar valve, pulmonary trunk and then to the lungs. By contrast Oxygenated blood goes through the pulmonary veins, the left atrium, the left AV valve, the left ventricle then the semilunar valve, aorta and to the body.”

“Perfect, I’ve been having trouble with that, I think it’s just something I need to memorize. Anyways, wanna know something interesting? Vertebrates have a myogenic heart, it receives signals from the SA node and the pulse is taken in the AV node, and the heart can keep beating after you die, or outside the body if you do it right.”

“Creepy” Echo muttered

“Cardiac cycle next.” Ahsoka muttered “there’s two phases, another thing I just need to memorize, the diastole is when the muscle relaxes and the chamber is filling, and the systole muscle is contracting and the camber is emptying.”

“Yeah, we were just trained for rote memorization, I’m not necessarily one for mnemonics' ' Kix admitted. 

“Pressure is highest during the ventricular systole, and the lowest during the diastole. And we’ve gotta talk about electrocardiograms now or ECG or EKGs so that’s exciting. The P wave is the atrial excitation, the QRS complex is ventricular excitation and the T wave is resetting the ventricles back to their resting state.” Ahsoka took a breath. The lymphatic system returns interstitial fluid to the blood, and the lymph nodes act like filters. Veins have valves so vein valves. Oh now we have math! Blood flow is equal to the change in pressure over resistance. Arterioles have smooth muscles in walls that are under the control of the autonomic nervous system. And we move on to respiration.”

“Wow you’re just going over all the topics in this unit.” Echo muttered

“At least it’s not plant sex again.” all three shuttered, that unit was a nightmare Ahsoka cleared her throat “alright, so the exchange of O2 and CO2, t depends on how soluble glasses are in water, if there’s partial pressure it’s the proportion of the total pressure exeter by a gas in a mixture and partial pressure is the force behind diffusion. On Naboo the air is composed of 78% nitrogen 21% oxygen 1% carbon dioxide and other gasses. At sea level the atmospheric pressure is 760 mmHg, pressure and volume are inversely related and this is called Boyle’s law, supposedly someone on Alderon came up with that a few thousand years ago, but no one’s quite sure who Boyle was. Alright! The path of air through the mammalian system, Kix wanna try it out?”

“Mouth or nose, pharynx, larynx, trachea, bronchi, bronchioles, alveoli; the alveoli are where gas exchange happens, and each lung has a pleural sac which is a double layer of thin connective tissues to protect the lungs. The inner layer is attached to the surface of the lungs and the other layer is attached to the chest wall. Humans aren't great at using their whole lung capacity, and tidal volume is the mount of air breathed in and out at rest it’s about 0.5 L”

“Thanks Kix! Ok, oxygen is dissolved in bloody fluids, and respiratory pigments are oxygen binding proteins, in vertebrate hemoglobin has four polypeptide subunits, each unit has heme molecules and an atom of iron is bound to the heme. Breathing is controlled by the respiratory center in the brain, so if you die your lungs won’t keep going, and while most of the time breathing is automatic we can also control it, unlike what happens with the heart which we can’t continuously control, thank the force.”

“Yeah, that’d be a nightmare,” Jessie agreed 

“Yeah, speaking of nightmares, the digestive system. We need organic and inorganic substances to survive, and digestion happens in four phases: ingestion, digestion, absorption and egestion. There are five organic nutrients, five macronutrients and two micronutrients. Anyone know what they are?”

“Macronutrients are carbohydrates, lipids and proteins, micronutrients are nucleic acids, and vitamins!” Jessie called before anyone could interrupt him. Echo huffed and Kix rolled his eyes. 

“Extra energy is stored in glycogen for the short term and triglycerides in the long term. Most long term energy is stored as lipids which are fats and oils, saturated lipids are solid at room temperature and unsaturated lipids are liquid at room temperature. Catabolism is when the subunits are released by digestion into circulation and anabolism is when cells use these subunits as a building block to assemble the macromolecules. Does anyone know the types of essential nutrients there are?”

“Essential amino acids, essential fatty acids, vitamins, and minerals” Echo cut off, a little too proud of himself. 

“The essential amino acids are Methionine, valine, threonine, phenylalanine, leucine, isoleucine, tryptophan, lysine, and histidine.” Kix interrupted 

“Ok wheel there’s two essential fatty acids, Linoleic acid and alpha linoleic acids.” Jessie cut in

“Boys” Ahsoka muttered

“There's two types of vitamins!” Echo interrupted “water or lipid soluble.”

Kix spoke over his brother “the water soluble vitamins are biotin, folic acid, niacin which is B3, pantothenic or B5, vitamin B1 and B2 and B6 and B12 and vitamin C” 

“Boys” Ahsoka said a little louder

“The lipid soluble ones are vitamin A, D, E and K” Jessie bragged

“Boys!” Ahsoka sighed

“Ok well-”

“The required minerals are Calcium, Magnesium, Phosphorus, and Sodium which are needed in large amounts!” Ahsoka cut off, and her trooper ducked their heads in embarrassment.

“Sorry commander” they all muttered, although they glared at each other from the corners of their eyes as they spoke 

“The minerals needed in small amounts are Chromium, cobalt, copper, Iodine, Iron, Manganese, and Zinc” Ahsoka continued, she shook her head but couldn't help the smile that lit up her face. “You guys can participate--I want you to participate, but I do need to explain things, that’s how I’m learning this by teaching it, it’s one of the best ways to learn.” 

“I know Commander,” Echo huffed. “We just got… competitive”

“I know, and I’m impressed by how well you guys know this, I’m sure you would ace this exam. I’m not so sure about myself, but I know you don't really need this class, I do.”

“If I’m being honest Commander…” Jessie trailed off “I went over some of this stuff before the lesson, because I wanted to be able to participate more.” Echo made a face and nodded.

“R-really?” Ahsoka asked.

“Oh yeah, the boys have been in and out of med-bay for the past week, they all wanted to be more active during your lectures.” Kix confirmed, “it’s been useful for me too.” 

Ahoska flushed, she hadn’t realized just how much her troopers looked forward to this. “I-I appreciate it, just… maybe don’t get carried away with it next time” she cleared her throat “uh-anyways, most animals have alimentary canals which are tubes with special regions and openings at opposite ends, they have smooth muscle, epithelial cells, and regions with acidic environments that can be separated from the non acidic environments. If you want to show off, can anyone tell me which parts of the digestive system are accessory structures?”

“Tongue, teeth” Kix started

“Salivary glands, liver, gallbladder” Echo continued

“And the pancreas” Jessie finished. 

“Perfectly, the accessory organs are the mouth, pharynx, esophagus, stomach, small intestine, large intestine, rectum and anus. Birds have something called a crop, this allows them to store food, they’re in most birds and a lot of invertebrates, the food is softened by a watery secretion and then later they can actually eat it. Pepsinogen is secreted in its inactive form and is changed to pepsin in the stomach. Birds have two parts of their stomach, the gizzard which grinds food, and the proventriculus which secretes acid and enzymes.”

“Birds are weird,” Jessie squinted.

Ahsoka nodded. “Unfortunately we need to move onto something that’s mildly gross, ruminant animals, which sort of digest things twice, tis allows for the digestion of cellulose which vertebrates cannot break down, the rumen and the reticulum act as storage and processing sites, the osman absorbs some water and ions, and the abomasum is the ‘true stomach’ where avid and stuff happens most digestion and absorption occurs in the small intestine, and it's covered in cillus which are little hairs that increase the surface area.” 

“That makes it so it can better asrob stuff right?” Jessie asked

“That’s right, the Duodenum is acidic, the arrival of chyme triggers the release of hormones that regulate the pancreas, then the cholecystokinin stimulates the pancreas and liver to secrete a mix of digestive enzymes into the intensten, secretin stimulates the pancreas to release bicarbonate. In omnivores most ingested carbohydrates are starch cellulose and glycogen. Pancreatic amylase digests nearly all starch and glycogen. The liver secretes bile salts that emulsify lipids into small drops, most ingested lipids are formed of triglycerides, and they break down in the pancreatic lipase.” Ahsoka huffed “does anyone know what Insulin and Glucagon does?”

Kix smiled “regulates blood nutrient levels. When blood glucose rises insulin is released and stimulates cells to take up glucose.” 

“Perfect, and now we more unto the excretory system,”

“And you said the rumen was gross.” Echo muttered

“This isn’t that bad, don’t worry” Ahsoka muttered “ok so the excretory system includes all tissues and organs of animals that function to remove soluble wastes from the body and to regulate water and iron ballance so it includes the gills, lungs, skin and kidneys. Nitrogenous wastes that are usually found in either ammonium, urea, or uric acid, they go from most toxic to lease toxic, but inversely they also go from least energy necessary to most energy necessary, most aquatic animals have ammonia, where mammals have urea and birds, insects and most reptiles have uric acid.” 

Ahsoka continued “the kidney filters organs that eliminates wastes in all vertebrates, and in mammals the urinary system includes the kidneys ureters, urinary bladder, and urethra. We’re going to talk about filtration that occurs in the renal corpuscle, then reabsorption and secretion which occur in the renal tube. There’s a thing called a bowman's capsule, and it’s uh a little ball thing in the center of the sture, the tubule is organized into the proximal tubule, loop of henle and distal tubule. There’s some useful solutes that are reabsorbed from the filtrate, like Ca Na K, Cl, and HCO3 as well as nutrients like glucose, amino acids and vitamins. Aldosterone is a hormone produced by adrenal glands that regulates Na and K levels by stimulating Na reabsorption and K secretion. Antidiuretic Hormone ADH acts to increase the number of aquaporins which lets more water in.”

“That’s a lot of chemicals, that seems like a lot to remember for your exam Commander.” Jessie muttered. 

“That’s alright, we’re onto the last section which is the easiest, and it’s population ecology.”

“What exactly is ecology again?” Jessie asked

“It’s the scientific study of interaction, well interactions between living organisms and living stuff and their environments. It goes in layers, individuals, then the population which is a group of individuals, and a community which is all the interacting populations of different species in a specific area. Populations have different grouping, Nabboean water wolves travel in packs, but mose forage alone. Their patterns affect the ability to count them which means we don’t always know how many individuals are in the area.”

“That seems like that's inconvenient.” 

“Yea, it is, so scientists do a lot to try and figure it out, like the mark-recapture method, pitfall traps, mist nets and baited traps. Animals can learn to avoid traps or may be drawn to food bated traps which ruins the randomness of the trapping methods. Mark recapture involves a little math” all the troopers groaned you have to capture tag and release animals, then reset the traps and see how many recaptures you get, then you multiply the number of marked individuals by the number caught the second time and divide it by the amount of marked individuals caught. The mark recapture method relies on three methods, that those marked are random and still reenter the population to distribute themselves randomly, that the animals will not lose their marks, and that no one will be born or die or leave between rounds.”

“Those seem like some very strict assumptions, not all of them seem feasible” Kix muttered

“No, but we have to do our best, there’s no perfect way to do this, anyways there’s also demography which is the the study of figuring out birth, death and fertility rates.there’s also different types of growth, where the exponential growth just goes up for ages and the logistic growth goes up and then bounces around a line. One of the more confusing topics in this entire unit is the density dependent, density independent thing, where if something is density independent the population will be more affected when the population gets bigger, the reverse which is just inverse density dependent is a measurement of mortality  so if the mortality decreases its an inverse density dependent factor. And now we have species interactions, competition is -/- commensalism is -/0 mutualism is +/+ commensalism is +/0 and predation is +/-, I think we all know what a habitat is but does anyone wanna explain it?”

“It’s the place where animals live. Their ideal environment.” Echo chimed. 

“Correct!” Ahsoka chimed “resource partitioning is when different species have different areas of resource use, interspecific competition can reduce the overlap of resource use. And that’s the last of it.”

“That’s it?” Kix asked

“Yeah, I’ve gotta study on my own now, wish me luck.” Ahsoka beamed.

“Good luck commander!” all three clones chimed. 

[evermorethecrow]

CLEAN VERSION I FORGOT TO ADD THE OG UNEDDITED MSPAINT DRAWING

WHAT WOULD YOU DO 2 ME ?????????

alternatives under cut!!

he was infact tiny to draw, i missed my wife mspaint

and then needed effects from ibis so here we are

blurry

[jackxxspade]

Had a few photoshoots since the year stafted and I barely posted any (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Ah well with how much uneddited photos I have, i'll be posting some in the near future hehe

[gryfon-spanish-werewolf]

Me, to myself: can you stop scrolling through tumblr, you’re like 200 words away from finishing the first story you’ve written in a year

Me, scrolling faster: but then it’s done

Me, equal parts exasperated and excited: I KNOW

[bruhbertwest]

OK SO THE FIRST TWO ARE OF THAT TOWN I WAS TALKING ABOUT (PETERSBURG) AND THE SECOND TWO ARE BLURRY ASSS FOTOS OF RICH ALMOND BECAUSE THEY GOT GHE TIMBSMAS LIGHTS UP

[buckleyx]

ROOMMATE  T.H

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Author’s note: This has been in my drafts for so long and i finally finished it, a bit uneddited woops!!

Warnings: FLUFF and a little steamy make out but no actual smut.

Summary: Tom asked you to move in so you wouldn’t have to spend lockdown alone, but what about the unspokken tension?

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You had lived with Tom for over 4 months now. Once London officially announced their lockdown Tom had been nagging for you to move in. You couldn't blame him though, once you had to call Tom up in the middle of the night to come and kill a cockroach so since then he had been extra determined to get you out. You lived in a shitty one bedroom apartment where the walls were literally falling apart. You tried so long to deny it since you didn't really saw any other option within your budget. But then one cheerful brit got the brilliant idea for you to move in and he hadn't let it go ever since. You had to admit you didn't wanna stay stuck in an apartment where even a mouse could get claustrophobic, especially since the duration of the lockdown was so uncertain. So suddenly one night, after Tom brought with him a list with perks of being his roommate, you finally agreed to his tempting offer.

"Y/n?" Tom called, poking his head from behind the door. You looked up from your phone, not planning on leaving the comfort of your bed anytime soon.

Living with Tom shouldn't be so bad. You had been friends for years and considered him as one of your best friends. So easy, right? wrong. It absolutely did not help that you had the biggest crush on the man you were living with.

The brunette stepped inside, his curls messily placed on his head. He stretched his arms, revealing the waist band of the Calvin Klein underwear he was wearing. Your jaw clenched, trying your best not to let your eyes wander to his exposed skin.

He jawed loudly before letting himself fall down next to you. "I just took Tessa on a walk." His rosy cheeks made your heart flutter, he looked adorable and you had to stop yourself from jumping in his arms and kiss him.

Tom ticked your shoulder as a hint to lay down next to him. You hummed, closing your phone and nuzzling into his chest.

Cuddling was something you and Tom did a lot, especially after you moved in. After one drunken night where you both passed out on the couch, tangled in each others arms, you both realised how much you liked each others present.

"What are you thinking about?" Tom asked suddenly, breaking the comfortable silence. "I dunno." You lied, not wanting to admit he was the one playing on your mind.

"You're lying." The corners of his mouth turned up as he looked at you. "You do that cute little thing with your nose, when you lie." Your head snapped up. "I do not!" You pouted, feeling your nose scrunch up.

"There you do it again." He pointed, making you laugh. You gave his side a tickle before sitting up properly, playing with the hem of your hoodie. Tom drew his lower lip between his teeth, resting his weight on his elbows. "Darling?"

Your looked over your shoulder, realising how close he was. You felt his warm breath hit your shoulder, leaning a bit forward until your were inches away from him.

You softly brushed a messy curl out of his face, making his brows nit together, a slight darkness dancing in his eyes at the contact.

He hummed, looking at your lips. His eyes blinked with excitement before fluttering shut. Cupping your cheeks, his lips finally crashed on yours. You mirrored his action, bringing your hands to the back of his neck, slightly tugging on his soft curls.

He whimpered, both smiling into the kiss as he brought you on his lap. Your legs strangled his waist, making you deepen the kiss even more as tongs explored each others mouth.

His grib on your waist got tighter as you pulled back a little to catch your breath. His lips trailed over to your neck, leaving sloppy kisses along your jaw. You whimpered slightly as he sucked on your sentive spot, feeling him smirk against your neck.

Being satisfied with his work, he pulled back, resting his forehead against yours. Tom's face lighted up at the sight of your bright smile. Your pink, swollen lips and messy hair made him even more head over heels then he already was.

He placed another kiss on your lips. A softer one this time. "You're so beautiful." He gushed, hand rubbing small circles on your back.

"You're not so bad either."

My requests are open! :)

[xo-cuteplosion-xo]

I have 7 bsd drafts

I-

some of them are complete unedited works i will probably never edit-

plz they are making me cry- wtf did i write 0_0

the titles on these fics though T_T

I've got some

Obssesive Dazai HC

some

S/o death reaction hc W chuuya dazai fyodor

whatever tf this is

Battle for your heart | HC’s of Chuuya, Dazai, and Fyodor fighting over reader

uhhh another dazai x reader fic that's hurt comfort and incomplete, but like damn, its name is pretty T_T

Delicate as snow.

a completed request from months ago for some dazai's sister x chuuya stuff. idk what i was on naming this one-

Reunited~

some supper angst for a super angsty request which is so unedditted i am dying. but yo it's complete

Broken Promise, Broken heart (perfect name for the angst)

and finally some untitled unfinished atsushi fic that i cant decipher to figure out wtf it was

whyyyyy do i have so many drafts T_T eidtting is not fun... maybe i'll post a draft

[min-blogg]

Drive

My first ever drabble, quite uneddited and spontaneous. Dedicated to every fic writer ever reblogged on my blog and the hinny and jily community.

-Let me.

-No.

-Come on, you know you want to.

-No.

-Aw, please!

-Nah.

His face, eyes wide and glistening, the lower lip slightly wobbling, contorted further. Rolling her eyes she turns to to him while keeping her eyes trained on the road ahead. The landscape of rolling green hills had given out to sharper edges and more orange and browns.

-You know, I earned this car with my own money, it is only right that I have the first drive.

Huffing he turns to the window, folding his arms over his chest.

-Fine, but I want to drive tomorrow.

I pretend this is Harry and Ginny on a road trip about 2 or so years after the war and Ginny has already earned some money with the Harpies. The car is rented btw :)

[merrycrespo]

change it to an uneddited screenshot of chales from a youtube video with 360p resolution

I'm never asking you people for help ever again

[sjebberd]

Stalker Loner cosplay

uneddited picture by eosandy at epiccon.

just imagine the artifact with a glow because im to lazy to edit it ;)

[bloodcrownedking]

Theres an uneddited treebark fic that has been sitting in my docs for months and i want to edit it so badly but my brain simply wont allow