#undevil

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ayyy thanks for coming out to stream this week! Here are the cards that folks have paid for me to write during stream!

Image ID's under the cut

seven white cards against dark brown woodgrain. each card has calligraphy written on it as follows:

pink ink: I bet if we undevilled Stokky they'd be a dilf: bought by @naivetyandwoolysocks

dark brown ink: Dad, can I have magical Dysentery?: bought by @sablefoxx

lavender ink: Grandma, it's me, OSHA Regulations.: bought by @dragon-of-the-stars for @alumbianchronicler

light brown ink: The bear is a medium weapon.: bought by @toddnyallison

sparkly red ink: Microdosing unspeakable things/ the things: yah! wah! hoo!: bought by @ghostchilismoothie

sparkly red ink: The Server Braincell Is Mine.: bought by @dragon-of-the-stars

magenta ink: Pablo is content with mild arson. for now.: bought by @different-felix

[good-omens-keeps-me-alive]

Look Ik the whole virgin Crowley & Aziraphale is taking off after that mess of a kiss & it's valid ofc BUT

I do want to point out an alternative:

A kiss is different when it's someone you love , it's different when it's unexpected, the culmination of 6000 years of tension, a kiss with someone of your own kind– opposite sides yes but of divine nature nonetheless.

Truely, but somewhat illogically, I find it more likely for Crowley to be the more inexperienced one. Temptations r a devils work and all but I honestly don't see him being "in love" with the human form, all its confusing orifices disgusting substances etc. I feel Aziraphale would be the one to have, at the very least, an interest in human intimacy. (If anything it could be more of a hobby or "guilty" pleasure.)

Additionally, I think Crowley and Aziraphale would have very different views of your regular kiss...

Crowley could think of it as something sickly romantic, useful for occasional charm but nothing necessary in fulfilling animalistic desires. This, incidentally, makes the idea of tender kisses, touches, and heavenly love all the more bittersweet. Because, it'd only be right if it was his Angel, it wouldn't feel authentic otherwise. Why give into "undevil-like" cravings that couldnt possibly be fulfilled by a random human?

As for Aziraphale, I believe he's kissed before– if not much more than Crowley. He engages in a lot of romance stories, finding human love a profound, and beautiful creation. Maybe he kissed to make ppl feel better, to test what it was like, perhaps he met a human he grew a liking to. But I don't think Aziraphale has ever had that cinematic, over dramatized, eye opening kiss that he's read about. This of course is bc he's never kissed someone he's truely, wholly, in love with. And I don't think that kind of love is comparable– let alone achievable– to flings or the occasional experiment with a human. I believe he reacted the way he did during Crowley's kiss bc he finally felt it: that entirely sober, heart-wrenching, heavenly moment of kissing the one you love (and have loved for 6000 years) for the very first time.

So, in conclusion, I think Crowley and Aziraphale have experimented with their human bodies– maybe even together– but I'm sure they'd never had a moment like in Good Omens Season 2. It was sudden, teeth-achingly tender and entirely too sober after an entirely too vulnerable moment.

[dangermousie]

Of course Ming Ye’s plan to save Sang Jiu involves gruesomely dying in her stead. If aesthetically suffering was an Olympic sport, the man would be going for a gold medal.

I have my issues with this portion of the story (not the way it’s written, it’s done well, but with my liking or lack thereof for this couple, about which more below) but this is the important point! Yes, the tears are important blah blah but this is a lesson about how to swap someone’s demonic stuff without, you know, driving nails into them like they are evil Jesus. 

By now, I am quite done with these two boneheads, but I confess that made even my cold black shriveled heart hurt.

(I guess they had a starter marriage :P)

Ummmm, honey! She just massacred 10K people! I am sure they had old and kids among them. Like...by now I want to smack both of them with a shovel, tbh.

Awwww. Even with my annoyance at these two, this once again made me :(

Sang Jiu being her charming self. Let the man die in peace (or, since you yourself are about to keel over), let him survive in peace. 

OK, OK, Mousie, stop being irritated and concentrate on how pretty LYX looks here.

And then she’s all “psych! I can’t be undevilized or even survive because my normal body is dead.” You couldn’t have let him know BEFORE he got repeatedly flambeed for you?

It’s OK, hot dimbulb, there are many many fangirls who will gladly accept your...ahem...divine essence. All night long.

What the hell! Now that she’s dying, she still wants to do her best so he’d not have any peace. No dissipating before a final twist of the knife. WTF! By now, any shred of sympathy I had for her (and to a large degree MY) has disappeared utterly. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s bad writing - just as MY is terrible at communicating and prone to dramatic gestures over common sense functioning, Sang Jiu is incredibly self-absorbed and immature from beginning to end. She was someone who thought it was a great idea to marry a guy who did not know her at all because he was hot. She also thought it was a great idea to force him into sex right after they got divorced. She didn’t wait to find out whether the method she came up with would result in divine punishment or whether it was still worth it to use the crystal chalice despite where it came from or or or or or really anything. It’s just before she went powerful and evil, Ming Ye and the viewer could ignore the red flags (which got redder and redder; I mean much as fictional dubcon in 14 was hot, it WAS 100% dubcon/sexual assault; no nice sweet good selfless well-adjusted person does that) but once she got power into her hands and trauma really shoved her further, it became really clear. It’s kind of like Tantai Jin. If he has no status and no power, does it matter in terms of its effect on the world if he would love revenge or is cold or has trauma or w/e? No, of course not because whether he’s a well-adjusted sweetheart or dysfunctional psycho, he has no power to carry out anything, whether it’s to open a puppy shelter or to carry out a wholesale slaughter. But once he gets power, his traumas and quirks become everyone else’s concern and one must deal with them somehow because he makes it everyone’s business. Same here.

What. The. Fuck. That is not romantic, this is UGH. Honestly, I am glad MY and SJ found each other because they should not inflict themselves on other partners. It’s kind of amazing that I started out liking them and by now I am all “thanks divine lightning, hurry it up with your barbeque.” 

He ultimately does not but by then I stopped caring. I am so so so happy we are back to our headcases Tantai Jin and Susu.

The thing is - my ranting does not mean I did not enjoy this portion of the story (unlike in the novel where I skimmed it since I dngaf about it at all.) The acting is great, the visuals are nuts, and the characters, including MY and SJ are completely internally consistent and their actions make total sense for what and who they are - their arcs are logical. I strongly dislike both of them by the end, but that does not mean it was not a well-done story.

[guiltyidealist]

umh actually :/ *undevils your eggs*

[13emptystars]

You know what? Fuck you.

*undevils your egg*

[vyrulent]

There was something about being around Lucifer Morningstar that allowed Chloe to forget about all of social expectations. She'd shut the door behind him and led him to the bed to sit down as they had prior to this. She was breaking so many social rules when it came to these nightly talks.

With how childlike and in want of forgiveness he was, Chloe felt a want to giggle. It was very undevil like and endeared him to her even more. He was unlike the character he decided to mirror. It was more than adorable. Reaching her hand out, she took his in her own and offered a gentle squeeze.

"You didn't offend me, it's just that..."

Chloe wasn't sure if she was ready to have this conversation with him... with anyone for that matter, but she wanted Lucifer to understand why she had excused herself from the conversation.

"It's not that I don't want that, but I want the courting and the love," she kept her hand around his, needing to have the touch of another as she spoke of what she truly worried about for her life, "but there are things that I want in life -- to be an investigator -- that a man wouldn't want his wife doing. There are times that I've resigned to that life of being an old virgin maid, but sometimes I find myself upset about that fact." A sign fell from her. "It's silly. It really shouldn't have upset me like it did. Not every woman marries."

Lucifer hung his head as she opened the door, distractedly playing with his shirt cuffs and looking very much like a child who got scolded and was now seeking forgiveness.

He often forgot how sheltered humans could be. With the advent of religion and patriarchy and all manner of things designed to squash humanity into a box of rules and etiquette and foolish things like that, Lucifer made a conscious effort to break that mold. And he often forgot that not everyone followed that same pattern as he did.

"Yes, well...it wasn't agreeing with me tonight," He said. Not a lie, but not the whole truth. He walked into when she permitted him, still keeping his head low. "And I wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier. It was inappropriate and I shouldn't have pressed. Societal norms and all that don't tend to settle well with me."

He risked a glance up at her, dark eyes sparkling ruefully. "What you do is your business and I should learn to respect that." He said, parroting one of the many things Linda had snapped at him earlier when they talked. "I hope I didn't offend you too much."

[zurigasungama]

you know what? fuck you *undevils your eggs*

[mango-lizard]

You know what, fuck you *undevils your eggs*

[undevil96-blog]

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[pixiecaps]

undevils your bbh.

well in reality he’d probably be the hunter with the most devil contracts. no one is quite aware just how bbh has so many or What he gives in exchange for their abilities but everyone knows better than to question bad. as long as he does his job frankly no one cares enough to question it. hes just… bbh.

in a chainsaw man spiderbit au cellbit would be a regular human working for public safety as a devil hunter. hes good at what he does and notably for dealing with greater devils in a ..different way. roier is a spider hybrid since he fused with the spider devil not so long after suffering fatal injuries to the back.

they meet in mexico when cellbit is dispatched to deal with one of those greater threats to the public. hes got his usual team of coworkers with him: pac and mike, phil, maxo, bbh, and fit.

all the kids exist in the au because i said so. and bobby so fucking dies because roier failed to save him. that part cant be rewritten

[applenay]

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[gin-juice-tonic]

you know what? fuck you *undevils your eggs*

[byeimmoving]

my gender: unknown whether it’s good or evil. looks like a nightmare. can undevil you if you suck. has a tool that cuts through anything

[ap0c0lypstick]

You know what? Fuck you. *undevils your egg*

[artcalledtheewhip]

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[thelaughinglamb]

undeviled eggs

before i actually post a writeup for these.... tell me what you think they are 🤔