#undetal

[sansheritageposts]

im bald

[beardeddetectivepaper]

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[limesquares]

Some mice for you :)

[lesbiancosmicowl]

Hate to see her leave, love to watch her walk away. ↳ Carla & Lisa + Lisa walking away from Carla

(Inspired by this post by @lizmitches)

bonus:

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

UNFLABBALE, STUNNING, SHOWSTOPPING, UNSTOPPABLE, CHRONICALLY STUPID

GET THAT BAG QUEEN!

[xinalw]

Lawlu paramedic AU…

Lawlu paramedic AU, in which Luffy is a college student volunteer and Law is an underpaid overworked depressed med student fighting for his life

I’m gonna make part 2 now hehe I’m rlly excited

[goodpointsandbadpoints]

Ash, Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

[altschmerzes]

the thing about carmy berzatto is that he is the exact kind of character that Captivates me because he is oozing ptsd and aromanticism every second he is on screen

[pollyna]

I read this fic on ao3 where Mav tells Ice they aren't worth risking it all, because Mav worked too hard to be in a good place and he doesn't want to lose that. And it made me thing. Mav says they aren't worth it, that whatever love they could have isn't worth it and he doesn't regret it. But Ice doesn't stop loving him or resent him for that: he takes all this love and tries to help Mav to stay where he wants. For Mav, maybe, their love isn't worth it, but for Ice? For Ice is worth everything, even years later, when they hadn't talk to each other in years. It's worth it, because Mav is worth it.

[narcissussren]

Undeterred lovers.

A Romeo and Juliet inspired AU, update:

Part II; Crows in the day.

[zuppizup]

soren and corvus in an insane gambling match on what human and what elf traits rayllum's kids will have

I kinda feel like Corvus would be dragged reluctantly into a Soren & Ezran (perhaps Barius) debate on that. And he just makes random dry comments that end up coming true and the others are like “you’re so good at this!” and Corvus is all “I’m not involved. I’m not joining in. I’m not playing.”

Soren: “then why do you keep winning?!?!?!”

[ginger-grimm]

Firing your main actress, who arguably plays the most important character of your rebooted franchise for sharing a call for peace and no more bloodshed in a world where businesses, studios, brands, etc. are being boycotted left in right seems really stupid but maybe that's just my opinion.

[theimprobable1]

Logically I knew Victor wouldn’t reappear in this episode but I still hoped Victor would reappear in this episode

[rulesforthedance]

Caught the cat chewing on N's houseplant again and said "Bad. Bad cat. Bad boy. Bad" in the deep voice we use to tell the dog to stop doing bad things because the dog is always cowed by it, and so now the cat recognizes it as the You Have Earned My Disapproval voice, and he jumped down from the plant and started crying piteously like a human toddler and rubbing his face on my legs :(

[guzmapkmn-archive]

omg we're holding hands

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[hungrydogs-if]

How would Angel react if there in pursuit of the VP and just as their about to grab them and suddenly felt a light tap on their jaw then they noticed the VP holding their in pain and relies that they just punch them but they were really weak?

(Bonus how would the rest of the ROs react if they witnessed all of it?)

the best defense is a... bad offense?

it'd work to stun them (like a pokemon lol) both out of confusion and surprise because they've gotten punched by many-a people, and that was barely a tap. has to very quickly terminate the thought of vp having to take some boxing classes and arrest their ass on the spot like a good detective.

they're nice enough to take mc via a hospital first though, since apparently their jaw was too solid for you. would mention their surprise and wonder why a hardened criminal like you wouldn't know how to throw a jab.

as for the others, i'm pretty sure most of them would've already taken the detective down lol. well, everyone except for sam. but let's imagine.

dane would find it funny while mona would chide vp for not telling her they can't throw a punch to save their life. they'd both offer to teach them though, although in very different disciplines. dane is more of a a street fighter while mona is a bona fide professional.

sam would cringe because it looks like it hurts, but to be honest they couldn't do any more damage anyway. that's the life of a pacifist.

thirteen would likely not react much. might just go ahead and demonstrate how to curl your fist properly along with the proper form for a mean right hook, without much energy.